@mmask8r Someone who speaks 3 languages is called Trilingual, Someone who speaks 2 languages is called Bilingual, So what do you call someone who only speaks 1 language? You call him an American!
@MrVendetta003 good one bro, ur clever arent ya, to bad we have plenty of people who can speak different languages so ur insult makes no sense but good try bud.
@MrVendetta003 haha shit idk wher u went? but we have plenty of people in my dinky ass town that no plenty of spanish. 90% of cops are almost required to know spanish. you have to kno spanish to get into any university in florida. and have u ever heard of american embasys' they HAVE to know the language of what country their based in.every special ops in the military. so..maybe u should venture out ur moms hole cuz plenty of us "asswholes" as u mistakingly said, no plenty of other languages bud
dont read this u will be kissed by your crush in the next closest friday or you will die in 2 days if u dont put this on 3 vids & press F6 & also you're crushes name will appear on the screen
i saw him last saturday (the 21) and he was awesomee!!! it was new material and it was hilarious. guitar guy (brian haner, look him up) he was really funny, too. and is awesome at singing and guitar. i love jeff dunham, hes great
walter and the rest of them r hilarious
jdh242009 5 months ago
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EUGENIOUS96 5 months ago
what keeps you hopping- hemoroids
EUGENIOUS96 5 months ago
300,000 000of sperms that the got through lol
raptorzlolko 6 months ago
300,000 of sperms that the got through lol
raptorzlolko 6 months ago
Learn to hover!
PaperMicrophones 7 months ago
this guy is very good at talking to him slef very hard to do with out laughing at ones slef but the money hes makeing helps
Jcb3rry526 7 months ago
Funny!!
Gamefacer333 7 months ago
Thanks for the laughs.
BigTVideos 7 months ago
Funny ass hell
4082da209 9 months ago
how are there 13 dislikes? Some poeple are really uptight!
ILoveYouGiirr 9 months ago
oh look that guy's wife just poked him xDD lol
BasicNinO 9 months ago
"I want to go like my uncle, peacefully in his sleep. Unlike the passengers in his car"...loool
Hassanbydn 10 months ago
awsome .......
Alyssa0401 1 year ago
"learn to hover" hahaha ^_^
megadreamdether29 1 year ago
walter is the best 4ever
TheWinnerOfTheDinner 1 year ago
learn to hover
jeremygrrtt 1 year ago
thats so true americans are fucking asswholes
MrVendetta003 1 year ago
@MrVendetta003 I'm an American and I approve this message.
HalosHolyGrail 1 year ago
@MrVendetta003 and you're a dumbass! :-P
kahnesbabe 1 year ago
@kahnesbabe are you an american?
MrVendetta003 1 year ago
@MrVendetta003 asswholes? *shakes head* damn...
chelzmofo11 1 year ago
@MrVendetta003 atleast us americans can spell asshole douche bag
mmask8r 1 year ago
@mmask8r Someone who speaks 3 languages is called Trilingual, Someone who speaks 2 languages is called Bilingual, So what do you call someone who only speaks 1 language? You call him an American!
MrVendetta003 1 year ago
@MrVendetta003 good one bro, ur clever arent ya, to bad we have plenty of people who can speak different languages so ur insult makes no sense but good try bud.
mmask8r 1 year ago
@mmask8r Ive in america for 8 years yet to meat an american who speaks a second language,
MrVendetta003 1 year ago
@MrVendetta003 haha shit idk wher u went? but we have plenty of people in my dinky ass town that no plenty of spanish. 90% of cops are almost required to know spanish. you have to kno spanish to get into any university in florida. and have u ever heard of american embasys' they HAVE to know the language of what country their based in.every special ops in the military. so..maybe u should venture out ur moms hole cuz plenty of us "asswholes" as u mistakingly said, no plenty of other languages bud
mmask8r 1 year ago
@MrVendetta003
"meat"? hehehe
fortziii 1 year ago
@fortziii lol broken english
MrVendetta003 1 year ago
@MrVendetta003 you racist bastard (as Achmed likes to say) lol
TheCobraGunner 10 months ago
I say Jeff dunham should get a new character Walter's WIFE!!!
dpl1108121 1 year ago 8
lol learn to hover
Swaggaboo92 1 year ago
WALTER is the best
MrAlexander1821 1 year ago
wooooooooowwwwwwww
47Amrit 1 year ago
lmao!!
tripledeeze 1 year ago
lol
Sacredvid626 1 year ago
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@bower31 Stupid bastard!!!
bower31 Said: If Budweiser considered soda whats soda considered???
gourgonoubles said: water, dumbass
Try to read things bofores posting
gourgonoubles 1 year ago
WTF is hularious?
gourgonoubles 1 year ago
@gourgonoubles y
LouderRecords 1 year ago
@gourgonoubles maybe the fact that you cant spell hilarious?
mmask8r 1 year ago
@mmask8r I speak and can write 3 languages how many languages do you know motherfucker?
MrVendetta003 1 year ago
if Budweiser considered soda whats soda considered???
bower31 1 year ago
@bower31 water, dumbass
gourgonoubles 1 year ago
@gourgonoubles then whats water jackass
bower31 1 year ago
budweisers considered a soda!!1!!
TheSpeedula 1 year ago
WalTer<3
SwaqqSkilledRocker 1 year ago
totally not funny
chocolatecaptain10 1 year ago
Sit the hell down !! Sit the hell down Dammit !!
Do You Have a Ticket ?? hahahhahaha
bark1986 1 year ago 3
"learn to hover!"
Classic!
monkeyhanger83 1 year ago 2
this is not new, its before his first dvd
Sillyzombie666 2 years ago
no:P
kobiban 1 year ago
this is funny
rocklegend601 2 years ago
its the same walter...its the jeffs voice ...whos diferent ...and hes very serious..........
Alyssa0401 2 years ago 2
why do you pick your noise when you're driving
because my ass is to hard to reach :p
hoppajinxy 2 years ago 2
"Budwiser's considered a soda."
Hadra568 2 years ago
LAMO!!!!!!! He is way better now.
09satisfaction 2 years ago
lmao lol ha ha ha ha
deadpool584 2 years ago
Try going to Lithuania
ewassss 2 years ago
hahaha
fredishot4sure 2 years ago
Stuck up people are so funny to watch.
L33TDino 2 years ago
whahahhaha ooooh great
dennycoen123 2 years ago 2
eh i like the newer walter better
deathjam294 2 years ago
lolz this is the funniest guy ever
SILENCEnight1 2 years ago
always amazing
samreed2012 2 years ago
try scotland!!!
chelseylizzie 2 years ago 2
Fricking hillarious! But if he think that Canadians drink heavy, he should see an aussie drink! We're right next to Ireland in that fact.
FatmanXVII 2 years ago 3
Oh you damm right!!!!
SimpleStange 2 years ago
nice n funny
Krischicagofan 2 years ago
i love jeff, but a lot of his jokes are recycled =(
AiEnmaJigokuShoujo 2 years ago 7
ya lol li just noticed that
buns4guns4324 2 years ago 2
i havent heard these before
johnnycajxrt 2 years ago
Thats why I like Peanut and Achmed. They almost always have the least reused jokes. Especially Peanut. Walters funny but its always the same.
DarkBetrayer75 2 years ago
Crazy...................
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wweHHH111 2 years ago
50 buks lmfao
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akuankka1 2 years ago
achmed is by far the best!!!!
bolonimage 3 years ago 4
i soo agree.
bubbleandsqueeky 3 years ago
agreed
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dont read this u will be kissed by your crush in the next closest friday or you will die in 2 days if u dont put this on 3 vids & press F6 & also you're crushes name will appear on the screen
umyfootrest 3 years ago
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damm this is shit
Greennaruto5 3 years ago
he's dressed like shit.lol
DCIbeans 3 years ago
"We're Americans =, we dont need beer to be a jerk."...lmao
ryn7yen2 3 years ago 59
walter and achmed are his best acts
aurestteme94 3 years ago 5
peanut's also one
backspacc 2 years ago 4
Budweiser is considered a soda.
forgetfulxdesire 3 years ago
Right on
mwr0585 3 years ago
love Jeff and all the guys!!! he still uses some of this material but dang its still HILARIOUS!!!
lalaNchuch 3 years ago
Eating a piece of gum u already chewed. ROFLMAO
kfsfkakf 3 years ago
i saw him last saturday (the 21) and he was awesomee!!! it was new material and it was hilarious. guitar guy (brian haner, look him up) he was really funny, too. and is awesome at singing and guitar. i love jeff dunham, hes great
alllstar4916 3 years ago
im gonna go see jeff dunham live next saturday
veggieoasis101 3 years ago
"I plan to go like my uncle did: quietly and peacefully in his sleep, unlike the passengers in his car!" ROFLMAO FUCKIN BRILLIANT GENIOUS
Gothkid1995 3 years ago 2
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the copy is sux !!! poor
salvadore99 3 years ago
this is old.
blue0footed0booby 3 years ago 3
its still funny m8.. now the poor guys old.. has gray hair, as much as ive heard ..
ebonycravenivory 3 years ago
that man's a genius.
sonictif2 3 years ago 17
LMFAO
DarthMaul94 3 years ago
haha i live in Montreal!
DontHateThePlayer17 3 years ago
im an american i dont need beer to act like a jerk
lunarman07 3 years ago 88
@lunarman07 if you weren't, I'd be worried
shygirl9514 9 months ago
300 million sperm cell n thats the one that got through lol XD
rvvarghese 3 years ago 7
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i typically dont like white comedians...but i LOVE jeff durham!
sxyblqlatina84 3 years ago
That would be funny!!!
bky77 3 years ago 3
if that happens, Mr and Mrs Walter will fight on stage.
dchang11 3 years ago 9
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they will have sex on stage:P
Lassieboy1 3 years ago
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took them a while to laugh at the budwiser part
nicknhlman 3 years ago
I want to meet Walters wife lol.
bky77 3 years ago 8
it good
kevindonovan11 3 years ago
cmon man im american i dont need beer to act like a jerk HAHAHAH that was awesome =D
Da7xT 3 years ago 2
lol. long time ago
khFREAK4eva 4 years ago
If you think his voice has changed, you should've seen Peanuts first performance. He sounded like a fricken black dude.
BandGeekBlurreh 4 years ago
well is the mic.
Ledzepphalo7 4 years ago
wow is that them this year?
they've changed alot
and his voice is different
frankierosbabe30 4 years ago
"...this year?"
More like 15 - 17 years ago.
In the words of the Great Walter. "Dumbass!"
prreynolds 4 years ago 2
yes u are one!
frankierosbabe30 4 years ago 2
he sounds different
K2ILOL 4 years ago
Thanks for posting this. It's great to see how Jeff and Walter have changed over the years.
deepindebtinnc 4 years ago
I love Walter. His attitude of not caring is priceless.
Mervo05 4 years ago 3
Very very funny.
islandboypr 4 years ago
ha hes so funny
sunshinedooley 4 years ago
lol i love watching jeff and his puppets! i like peanut better but i still like walter
hallow777 4 years ago