New Zealand Accent Tutorial

[90leeds]

but your chinese? Not Kiwi so how can you make a video like this??????

[TheWhimsicalOctopus]

@90leeds Actually, I was born in New Zealand. And besides, what does my ethnicity have to do with it?

[jerviskoo]

@TheWhimsicalOctopus im asian. and im from new zealand. 90leeds, you are an oblivious racist cunt.

[TheAngelsky]

Rofl haha!

[yallkn0w]

ha ha ha You sure you Chinaman?, You got the spookiest coolest "pukana" going on ow! bleh :-P LOL.

[OtakuKayte]

Pffft. xD

This is funny.

[Tawnyvootboots]

Just saying, at the start most NZ people would say 'chutor' you said tooter

[alexsehgal]

DUDE WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR SHIRT?!?!?

[combat1360]

From a born kiwi, your spot on! good work bro.

[blackazdiamond]

saweeeet bro..ay bro, wats up G.. stupid!

[FluffyJuelz]

i have never met a fellow kiwi who shags sheep bro

[MsJahkayla]

lolz this is funny

[ConfusedPingu]

Leslie Chow...? O.o

[Rongowhakaata]

And Alice... it's not fair to comment on my post when you have some-sort of special interest in Asian culture; I noticed that alot of your subscriptions are of asian character..... now when you mention the world multicultural; in your terms does that mean just Kiwi's and Asians??? .... I thought it meant more than 2 types....

[jasonthedragon73]

awesome bro!

[KKOPPI]

You should participate in Wong Fu productions :)

[commander69ner]

stop trying to copy us holly baby jebus im sick of you faggots 

[TheLilmaorigirl]

sweet bro :D

[SharnaClintonCave]

Funny, cause we don't shagg sheep , They're attracted to our sexy kiwi-ness

Lol you suck ;D

[jimmyrafferty]

Chuurrr Bro.....Not funny aye......but my sheep thought u were cute aye bro......

[TheNotoriousKRP]

aw bro... that was pretty funny!

[Vegemite1966]

You got it exactly right...bro...

[PacifistDub]

thats random az bro

[TheKaiserWilhelmII]

Just making us look like freak's, Only mentally disturbed Kiwi impersonator's say 'Bro' in every sentance. . .

[MonstaInYaCloset]

im a kiwi and we dont say bro at the end of every sentince, blody americans think they know everyything

[Evilbible]

@MonstaInYaCloset

chill bro

[TheOriginalChizl]

bahahahaha...way to represent bro =)

[BrisbaneGoFish]

New Zealand accent = Bastardised english

New zealander = Asshole who works in Australia

[megablahmusicman]

@BrisbaneGoFish your an aussie. no one cares c:

[stoves333]

only the moaris over use the word bro..or at least like you did in that sentance,im from nz too,now living in UK,i hate getting confused for auzzie -.- oh ad as for my name is jeff..you forgot the da maori bit :P 

[stoves333]

only the moaris over use the word bro..or at least like you did in that sentance,im from nz too,now living in UK,i hate getting confused for auzzie -.-

[mathmayhem101]

arrrrrrrrrh vewy vewy nice daniel son, may i prease have some fly lice.

[TheOriginalChizl]

@mathmayhem101...dick

[FanxB]

@mathmayhem101

racist fucktard you are

[MrMortenbra]

This was fantastic!

[MrEDUBwarriors]

classic. an asian wearing a math shirt

[PHI682]

ahhh brooo nooooo dont ever trrry again bhahaha i joke yhur funny laugh my arse off brrah

[AvidusVinco]

Your regular/ american accent sounds like astrophysicist/ TV presenter Carl Sagan lol

[moormoth]

haters gonna hate haha you the man



[LuxxCSS]

O.k serious question. Why do people call Kiwis Sheep Shaggers?

[sammflyy]

@LuxxCSS I think it's because we have lots of sheep here. haha, or something like that. i dont really know to be honest.

[MRMR276]

@LuxxCSS because kiwi farmers love shagging with sheep isnt it obvious?? hahaha jokes!!

[AerialsInTheSkyy]

I dont even use the word bro

[Nancy99999]

You sound more Australian...

[missdoyoungbaby]

you have a bit of american in your accent:D but this is gr8t!

[RHYSK8123456789]

will you marry me bro hahaha

[Monkeyland03]

It might just be me but it seems you have a mix of a Japanese accent mix with British. 

[Wildguitar007]

This is true bahaha, I go to school with these people sadly

[MrMisterdump]

God there are some idiots commenting on this... You got more supporters than haters anywho. Chur bro, good job.

[mihirjagger]

Daniel Vettori surely talk like this.

[MikaNinja7]

hey, he's pretty good. and i'm from new zealand. :)

[natalie1605]

Hahaha, marry me bro! i love this.

[natalie1605]

Hahahahahhahahahahaha

[4ROoi]

I liked your video.

[08balla80]

Retard

[chr369]

jesus! thanks for that

[DoctorWhoNessNess]

we dont put bro on the end of every sentance

[LasSicc]

Haha not bad my bro not bad. Except for the shag some sheep line... That's just gross oi!!

[Karawakul]

Guy you done well .

[tattyrazzleface]

shag some sheep? thats so gay

[aquamaori]

HHmmmm ur hot an luv the accent!!!but not all my conversations end with BRO!!

[Zeroxidy]

wanna marry me bro? LMFAO. this is actually pretty good.

[thorneofsilentnight]

I love you. xD

[symony12]

Dude you're funny as! I'm from Napier .. bro :-)

[Ylinets]

i like it, he's funny

[xXxNewZealandishxXx]

hahaha nice one

[teewhuds]

this is actually funny



[foodtownbob]

dude  ur not a kiwi we dont speak like that u retard, get a fucking life

[NZealandKiwi]

@foodtownbob chill out mate it's a joke....

[DJVM95]

look it'd Freddie Wong!

[NZealandKiwi]

haha this is great!

[themannydanny]

Uh, Good, bro! Uh, dry sense of humor, bro.

[1992LauraJean]

HAHA I love this! Very good accent skills, sounded kiwi azz

[elitejimmybob]

I was just about to click LIKE until he said to shag some sheep -____-

[Sosifa15]

I was born in america but raised in new zealand auckland since 4 years old.. now 21 :).. i love my accent. i just moved here america to live my life here and straight up new zealand accent is loved out here. im so proud to have grew up in new zealand. and i will always be a kiwi no matter what! :) ROSKILL!!!

[Suedonim92]

Haha brill ! XD, this accent is more like the New Zealand Maori accent though but I love the Maori accent so it's all good. If you like New Zealand comedy I suggest you watch some billy t James or episodes of "bro town".

peace bro

[patuhenry]

Funny as BRO! Im a kiwi and laughed my arse off! sweet as!

[GoMessengerFish]

Ha, the funny thing about being a new zealander is how people think we really take offense to jokes about sheep. Seriously guys, the words "sheep shagger" are heard so many times a day by kiwi ears that we do just not care lol.

[PaperBoyWade]

lol nice job! NZ is unfortunately full of precious, insecure little dweebs.

[Rongowhakaata]

Ahahaha! note: You are From New Zealand i.e. you are from some south asian country from origin.

then.....

yeah welll ummmmmm dont think you have any shows at all from those parts of the world...... dayummmmm stop it trying to be another nigahiga.... !

[TheWhimsicalOctopus]

@Rongowhakaata Sorry then Paul Henry

[Rongowhakaata]

@TheWhimsicalOctopus nah not him, call me WInston Peters.

[mihirjagger]

@Rongowhakaata  racist asshole

[Rongowhakaata]

@mihirjagger ahh? I wouldnt call this racist? It's the truth? this guy ayyye?



[mihirjagger]

@Rongowhakaata He is born and raised in New Zealand so he will be called a New Zealander and know about the accent as much as the native person.Race becomes irrelevant when a person is brought up in a totally different environment.

[Rongowhakaata]

@mihirjagger No you are so many levels wrong. Don't be fooled - know what I'am talking about before making any comment as such. You are way off the ball.

Let me just say

Race - Is relevant it shows who we are and what we represent as people and what values we hold to us. But racisit is irrelevant. Let me keep it simple. Sure you can come here I want you to, but I want you to respect this country even more. If you don't now that's being racist in itself.

[mihirjagger]

@Rongowhakaata I don't know what you are trying to prove here pal .Maybe you are a New Zealander redneck or got some serious issues with the Asian community but let me tell you that besides his parents and relatives he was raised in an environment that consists of New Zealanders so he knows more about New Zealand and you know what most of the comedians do the same thing and people couldn't care less even when they are wrong .I guess you could use a little more sense of humor.

*PEACE OUT*

[alicemacf]

@Rongowhakaata Dude, New Zealand is a multicultural society. If you can't even recognise that fact - then you don't have the rights to call yourself a kiwi.

[Rongowhakaata]

@alicemacf Ohhh I can recognize it very well.... my acknowledge of this video post is not recognized though. And yes I would not call myself a kiwi, never have, we never used such a word to describe as selves as growing up we used New Zealander.... but look my first initial post was 9 months ago and I am just responding now... this video post is not as bad as others I have seen... but don't try to say that I am not something that I know I am not! hahaha next time come half way informed.

[fruitycunt]

i wanna see the monkey dance! dance monkey dance!

[KiDD275]

haha what a smart cunt lol

[RuntLaLaLa]

interesting

[JessicaElizzabeth]

HAHA go out there and shag some sheep :D

[BeeBwakka]

OH I KNOW THAT SHIRT Pi's like: get real and then square root of -1 is like: get rational...lol ARITHMETIC

[OneElusiveFox]

Hilarious! I'm a Kiwi and I LOVED it, so funny. You're so cute too!

[echuschasma]

Hahah! I love how your cranking the Control Systems textbook at the beginning. Go Mechanical!! Heh. Sweet vid, bro.

Fuck all the haters.

[stadus1]

lol luv itt g

[rebekahmak]

BEST ACCENT IN THE WORLD.. and funniest tutorial!

[BabyBellaMarie]

Your Fish and Chips line sounded totally normal to me.

That was the most hilarious tutorial ever!

[ccrazy4ever214]

why don't u get a kiwi for tutorial and anyway they don't always say something like sweet as bro they somethimes say and some say it more then others and i know this because i am from new zealand and i still live here but u still sound like us

[ccrazy4ever214]

why don't u get a kiwi for tutorial and anyway they don't always say something like sweet as bro they somethimes say and some say it more then others and i know this because i am from new zealand and i still live here

[01971019940]

we don't say bro thaaaaat much. quite a lot thought. and we don't shag sheep but apart from that, you master our accent quite well! SWEET BRO!

[handstabber]

lol you say bro at the end of each sentence new zealanders dont do that

[anarukaa]

hahahahah Bro!!! nice work lol im a kiwi!! like your video alot lol,,,,, altho im living in Aussie at the moment....an the Aussies always find time to pick on us...like they dont have an annoying accent or anything lol but like your Video!!! Kip rokin bro!!!! lol

[ames2310]

way to stereotype us...

ps. it's also very clear that you're kiwi, because your american accent drops in strange places, and let's be real, you have to be born in NZ to achieve our accent

[xoLunaTonksxo]

I never say Bro! its sooo annoying!!! >:O

[RoshaRoo]

dude, you're a legend! :D

[WoOdZi3]

doitz this cunts a poezant sounds like asian american

[Darkprince30000]

The first speech bubble "Get real". Second speech bubble "Be Rational"... Haha.

[oliviaarca]

NICE VIDEO MATE

[codesmileyfan]

lmao..Dude its so true.

[ashlothian]

hahaha i love this! you did a brilliant job of our accent!! funny :)

[GaGahause]

Dude not every thing we say has the word "bro" in it .

[7greenarcher7]

go to karaka mate. and just milk some cows over there, rather than copying the kiwi accent which you really cant................... find mr. peter

[7greenarcher7]

bro??????????? you dont sound kiwi. you sound chinese american. crap

[squip882000]

You sound like an American

[prettyafie]

WE DO NOT USE BRO THAT MUCH!!!

[rustydevilll]

You don't really sound like a new zealander

[ZigBeeMan1]

Kiss my fat asss...........bro.

[Re4per]

yeah nah that was pretty spot on aye bro

[SarahW4023]

thats crack up cuz :P lol Kiwi rep bro :D

[morbitoxdude]

always bro..xD

[ItSuMo09]

lol awsome vid bro. go shag some sheep! looolz

[chlinnz]

sweet bro

that;s crack up

[caitlinatwood]

Get out there and shag some sheep!

[robbieskatewelly]

you best watch your back you lil cunt.

[TheWhimsicalOctopus]

@robbieskatewelly Mate I'm shaking in my boots =)

[skills1mill]

@TheWhimsicalOctopus hahaha shot bweeh your funny as G..........straight ups no bullshits.................yeah I would go fuck a sheep but aaahhh not into your seconds.......do you know navi chou cause you remind me of him

[WilliamQuikScopedxUx]

@robbieskatewelly

oy mate, would you like some tea govna?

[guziknowledge]

@robbieskatewelly shut up dweeb , nyc video u got me laughen a bit ,

[JodeciMaori]

@robbieskatewelly why? you planning on sneaking up behind him and yelling "boo!"? get a life, you loser!

anyway, good video. pretty funny.

[Ihatemyusernamemore]

@robbieskatewelly Why should he? cause theres bummers like you around?

[MrWasa20]

@robbieskatewelly fucking cunt he can be who ever he wants

[bostonavah]

that was good but i dont alwaysues bro sometimes ow :)



[hmmmnz]

i wasn't expecting a very good accent when i started watching the vid, not too many people (bar us kiwi's) can pull it off, but yours was perfect,

nice one :D

[gromins]

Funny japanese guy

[naitomeaichiban]

Mate, you suck. We want Kiwi, not Maori

[bostonavah]

@naitomeaichiban Mean maori Mean chea :)

[akasuperted]

Stick to being Asian homo

[TheSploblet]

more like, 'aw lets go get us a feed aye bro' haha lol your funny im a born kiwi :P

[Azzurri846]

this guy is so funny

[piratesareawesomeful]

Very true, we don't say bro as often as what was stated but everything else? YUP!!! our accent is nonexistent to me until I watch flight of the conchords and it stands out sooooo much !! it's not the most sexiest accent in the world lol

[JemixShanie]

Were you speaking with the NZ accent in this video... because you sound completely normal to me. and I'm from the US.

lol.. unless my New Jersey accent is a lot stronger than i thought!

[MsAmandaTan]

hahahah oh my days xDD

[pazmo5]

LOL!!!!!!!

[Madax]

wow so much negativity for this video, and i thought us kiwis were laid back and didn't take affence to much, but wow, some poncy bastards in here

[MCP2012]

U're a hoot, kid-o!

[jamestanbul]

bloody spot on there mate

[Step0ny]

hahahaha too funny=]

[Trixen01]

That actually took me by suprise as very funny, I found it randomly, thanks for the laughs dude :)

[halesthehairball]

Hahaha, I've always thought that our accents were really boring sounding compared to others, I mean Americans sound so passionate about everything, and Australians always sound so stoked lol, but us, we're like "aw, yeah... nah..."

People need to stop taking offense, now days this country is completely multicultural, It doesn't really matter where his family originated from, if he grew up here and identifies as a kiwi, then he is. Nearly everyone born and raised here is a mixture of races anyway

[Satoshikuun]

@halesthehairball

Ride on.

[SkydiveSabotage]

"Oh, yeah nah bro."

[bukkake2007]

not bad at all.

[MsFutureBieberJonas]

You sounded alot more American, but the only diffrence I heard was when you pronounced your A's

[stucko1]

choice broo 

[JelliclePrincess]

LOL rock on, bro. ;C

[TheIcebarrage]

You teach it okay. But your accent is more american.. You say your a's and r's like americans.

[Bhuto2003]

He doesn't sound a half New Zealander!

[Raliceinwonderland]

Bro. This is cool.

[janson84]

the 'bro' at the end of each sentence isnt always the case for every new zealander. This is more stereotypical. I must say a fair bit of aussies use the 'bro' too. There a about 3-4 kiwi accents but overall youre pretty much spot on

[gavinjamesaitken1]

@janson84 aussies say mate, kiwis say bro.

[janson84]

@gavinjamesaitken1 aussies say bro too but you dont see it in the media.

[coolcle1]

Well Done. Bro.............

[CheePurCell]

Lol not badd... HAHA Okayy we FULLY don't say BRO that much lol

[sohanlon1]

good work man , this is a solid new zealander accent.

[kbluehorse]

this was awesome..so funny..im moving to Auckland in 2016..ha..after High School.

[missannah212]

bahaha due you are a legend! bro, all kiwis like me speak like this ay?

[TheClaudos]

This was well and truely executed tutorial. Cheerr bro!

[reid6190]

wtf we allways dnt say bro

[v8kiwi]

HaH  AHHH Shot Bro

[CaramellDaNBi]

the not being interested in anything bit was soo funny!!~

[Sugarplumps888]

Hilarious! I love the shirt. Go snorgtees!

[Sugarplumps888]

Hilarious! By the way, I love your shirt. Go snorgtees!