United Church of Christ (United Church of Christ)

[Nara918]

You left out Rhode Island!

[txjockcop]

The Bible contains 6 admonishments to homosexuals and 362 to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean God doesn't love heterosexuals, it just means that they need more supervision. : ) (all in fun folks!) -- Rt. Rev. Rob Hall

[trueleroix]

@txjockcop I acknowledge the "all in fun" part, so don't take this too seriously, but the Bible does not admonish heterosexuals once simply for being heterosexual.

[circlecityusa]

There will be no second coming as there was no first coming. Biology 101: Human virgins do not have babies, unless one could argue if that virgin had been artificially inseminated with sperm. If jesus was born then Mary had sexual relations with a man or was artificially inseminated.

[Psylliumhead]

There was a first coming and there will be a second coming and yes Mary was a virgin prior to the birth of Christ.

[narumaster007]

@circlecityusa sorry for replying so late but i couldnt help but notice that u didnt yet realize that god has supernatural powers after searching so desperately for a way to down the bible :D yes god was born of a virgin and did so with purpose "to show that he is in control" and he crafts each one of us in the womb of our mothers and yes he does use the awesome science he created to give us a ground to stand on but he himself can break some of these rules if he wanted to cause he is god :)

[circlecityusa]

A minister tells a homosexual man that he can select this Sunday's hymn?

The gay man looks into the audience and says. I will take him,him and him.

[rypam]

Clever!

[parousia555]

A gay church has half standing and half sitting