I'm surprised that Alan didn't say to Jake,"It's not what it looks like." He said it when he was caught mastrubating(in his room, on Charlie's couch, in his car and in a movie theater) and when the police caught him with his pants down in front of his parked car(he and Melissa were about to have sex, Melissa wanted to go someplace else but Alan was too cheap, so she walked out on him and he tried to get dressed and chase her at the same time).
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SuperJanh96 1 month ago
Holy Shit he has the same CD player as me :O
jonnyj0987654321 1 month ago
understood daddy :P
vivkoooo 3 months ago 3
hahahaha so funny :D
MaxMoodyMusic 3 months ago
best scene ever ;)
Caatrice 4 months ago 3
Long live the good episodes :/ they just killed the show with firing charlie and hiring that asthon.........
7haftor7 5 months ago
@7haftor7 it would have been worse if they fierd jon cryer!!!!
SuperJanh96 1 month ago
1:14 "yahaid"
AmigoFiell 6 months ago
if he had said "what are you doing?" to me after that, i'd be like "hoping to god i am adopted" XD
puffyluvr 6 months ago
which episode?
toastbrotlover 6 months ago
@toastbrotlover s08 episode 6 or 7 im not sure
Goldchineze97130 6 months ago
@Goldchineze97130 thanks dude ;)
toastbrotlover 6 months ago
@toastbrotlover ur welcom ima chick lool
Goldchineze97130 6 months ago
@Goldchineze97130 oooh... i'm sorry ;)
toastbrotlover 6 months ago
@toastbrotlover loool no pb ;=)
Goldchineze97130 6 months ago
yeah family guy !!
dergrosseomg 7 months ago
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Back0nTrack 7 months ago
funny!
nallemai 7 months ago
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"You sick bastard"
basslovak 7 months ago
i love this episode lmfao!!
owensqueezz99 8 months ago
I'm surprised that Alan didn't say to Jake,"It's not what it looks like." He said it when he was caught mastrubating(in his room, on Charlie's couch, in his car and in a movie theater) and when the police caught him with his pants down in front of his parked car(he and Melissa were about to have sex, Melissa wanted to go someplace else but Alan was too cheap, so she walked out on him and he tried to get dressed and chase her at the same time).
pytko3 8 months ago
@pytko3 Because it wasn't Alans money, it was Charlies hookermoney ;)
kulimeya123 7 months ago
UNFORTUNATELY YOU ARE!! lmao xD
nkpersian 8 months ago
1:13 <3
Leegitz75 10 months ago
what's with the quotations??... WE DO HAVE EARS!!!!!!!!! xD
immagoon187 10 months ago 4
Who is your daddy? WHO IS YOUR DADDY?
Unfortunately you are x)
ErsoyUlubey 10 months ago
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ErsoyUlubey 10 months ago
Alan: WHO"S YOUR DADDY?!
Jake: unfortunately you are....
xXAnimeSparkleXx 10 months ago
@everybodyhatesjesus I love Jesus so WTF is ur problem u can't just go around sayin shit like that
Rois3106 11 months ago
Who's ur daddy
Unfortenly u r he should have said
Sadly u r
everybodyhatesjesus 11 months ago
Haha daaamn! Jake saw! he SAW everything!! lol & that last ass slap was hilarious! xD
trifight 1 year ago
i love 2 and a half man though that is the best episode ever
TheGetgrim666 1 year ago
you sick bastard!...jajaja
rama690 1 year ago 5
Alan is so damn funny. This is my mom's favorite scene on Two and a Half Men. She loves Alan.
ACharliefan 1 year ago
understood.... DADDY :DDD
KoSoVaSOLDIER01 1 year ago
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you sick bastard!
OzzkarMetalico 1 year ago
hahahahahaha!
OzzkarMetalico 1 year ago
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you sick bastard!
OzzkarMetalico 1 year ago
This made my day .
babbsan123 1 year ago
I wonder if he say "You sick bastard" to Charlie or just because he sees himself in the tv...
Roy15x 1 year ago
hilarious :D
macbethgreg 1 year ago
OH MY GOD!!!
this is ,if not the best, one of the best moments in two and a half men!!! xD
MusicMan44144 1 year ago 3
@meelika1234
Your'e on TV down stairs
FimaWWW 1 year ago
Unfortunately you are =D
psykopat92 1 year ago
@psykopat92
im on the tv downstairs
lebohusla 1 year ago
alan:who's your daddy?..WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!
jake:unfortunately you lmfao :D
AmericanAli1995 1 year ago 115
@AmericanAli1995 i'd have said the same thing -_-
puffyluvr 1 year ago
@AmericanAli1995 Lmao i always thought he said "Questionably you are" till i listened to it through my headphones
GoDxism 6 months ago
WHO'S YOUR DADDY?????
chrizz0r8989 1 year ago 3
xD alan is so sick he really should get help :D
chill4yalife 1 year ago 5
lol
kbthebest 1 year ago
yeh that shit is awesome dude,thank ya for added it bicha
ziksfiziks 1 year ago 36