I'm the type of guy

[SexyRaww]

you're kinda cute in a wierd way

[PassTheSkittles]

I just fell in love.

[Pinkstonnaked]

if your not going to talk to me on facebook why befriend me? 

[19Fahood88]

I prefer roll-on....

[missangelag]

Boo. I was hoping for an LL connection.

[LiittleN]

LOL

[Mejpi]

Lol!!<3

[Jamieovermidnight]

Chris really looks like a guy in my class...

Plus he's kinda cute and very funny...

[HattyHelena]

haha

'it sounds like the word penis!Get it?Good.'

Hahahaahaha

=D

[ShazDoogie]

Lol!!! I have tears in my eyes.

Very funny.

[geksticle]

Love the Bloodhound Gang rip. nice.

[moppie555]

i was waiting for you to spray deoderant in your mouth ¬_¬

<3

[twoplusoneisthree]

pianist = best word ever!

[toymachinedennis777]

we is a ad bout chubby gay dating in this dude video

[jfang617820]

u look soo funny when ur trying to hide ur laughter

[GNDcherryblossom]

Hahaha well it depends on how you say the word 'pianist'. I usually say pi-a-nist but you kinda just said pa-nist.

And as ElephantEmily mentioned peanuts, I totally remember the first time I learned the word for the male organ (I grew up in Hong Kong and didn't know the English word for it before I went to the US for HS) when my dormmate said 'peanuts'. I was like 'peanuts? What peanuts?' n she said p*nis a few times and I still heard 'peanuts'. Then they drew a picture to explain XD

[jfang617820]

wow they drew a pic. LMAO

[FionaZero]

I laughed so much I cried=) You're awsome!

[ElephantEmily]

haha me and some of my friends say peanuts peaNITS.

[livendeadgirl]

omfg lmfao the piantist part made me laugh so hard! that relly brightened up my day

[AntoniaLiegh]

pianist

penis

id never thoguht of that :)

hilariouse :)

[Lakshack]

your soo funny. "an arse as firm as mutton" lmao best description ever!!

[maadcat]

zzzzzzzz

[HaroldHasCash]

Damn chris you girlfriend Liv is so hott! fuckin Hot! can I date her?

[shayshay2992]

omg the first time you said pianist i thought you said penis

"check him out. he's a penis"

hahahah

[loveisallineedXx]

So did I!! I didn'r actually realise until I saw your commet that he said pianist.

[jamesdewey91]

hahaha i wish harrison ford was in more movies so that we could see some more action.

OOo the fugitive! he could escape up your tunnel right?

great video

[SPR1NKL3S]

Oh, if I knew where you lived, it would be "American History: X" All over again. Fucing loser.

[UpioFox]

lol great comment. I'll second that

[icecreamdaddy]

hahahaha!

[whalesrule]

pianist!! haha

[Chasen14]

is there gangs in austrailla? lol sry aussy's for butchering ur countries spelling

[ubercoolname]

eh unfortunately there are... hm well most of them are wanna be gangsters (im sure theres a word for it but im in a blonde stage atm and cant remember)

[SugarKrinkles]

I like this video alot :)

[atlanticwindowwall]

my dingo ate my baby

[LoveIsnowhere345]

what the hell?

why do we wanna know what type of person you are?

is there a point to this?

right.

[JENNAFRANCIS16]

LOL PIANIST

[Promise01TheFuckwit]

What type of person r u? U r the type of person that sucks lots and lots of cock.

[Promise01TheFuckwit]

Dinse(Din-say)?

[Promise01TheFuckwit]

Dinsikins? R u there?

[Promise01TheFuckwit]

Here Dinsy, Dinsy, Dinsy.

[Promise01TheFuckwit]

Dinsdale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[Promise01TheFuckwit]

I am coming 2 get u Dinsdale!

[JumpAndJackFlash]

Yes u r correct, Sir. U r a fucked not any good cartoonist. Stop trying to b any good. It is wasted effort, Sir.

[Quanzabotiscoolio]

what state do you live in?

[MALIKYMAY1]

hahaha penis hahaha

[ShutDaForkUp]

Yeh, I can dig it man!

[Saschanator]

Woah this is so funny

[FanningJohns69]

"I'm the type of bi?"

[FanningJohns69]

R u guys still sucking each others' cocks?

[circasp]

wow

the is soo hilarious

good job!

[xxbeautifullytragic]

"I'm the type of guy that wears orange jackets..because I think it makes me look GANGster."

I kinda love this.

[DoctorPingPong]

R u seriously proud of sucking copious cock every morning? Except sunday mornings when u go 2 church.

[BillCosbee87]

This guy sucked so much cock he had 2 go 2 hospital 4 a jaw re-construction. No kidding.

[MsSkateboardP]

omg. this whole video made me laugh so hard.

[chrisontv88]

Glad you liked it :)

[AcousticDave94]

XD  Jesus christ! lol

[choochiu]

LOL

[choochiu]

LOL

[glitzylizzy]

XD "I'm the type of guy who steals material and claims it as his own." XD You sounded just like my friend Joe when u said that. lol! I gotta show this to him!

[chrisontv88]

WICKED AWESOME COOL

[bleubloodxx]

lmao. xD

[markroosje]

Lal bloodhound gang ,, santa clauses tummy tum hahha xD

[chrisontv88]

One of the few people who get the reference. Congrats

[iiiwiiiiii]

huh..?

[donbradmann]

Schooner of Newt?

[1hippiechick1]

i think ur accent is sexi..

[DoctorPingPong]

This is seriously gay.

[frankingfrank]

Have u got a spoon? If not then Fork U!

[donbradmann]

French horn?

[elukajni]

pfft! pianist!

[moronicweirdo]

lol bloodhound gang nice

[chrisontv88]

Thank god, you are the first person apart from my friends to get the reference

[donbradmann]

Kiss ma sweet Obama, Alabama!

[Chrishizzlez]

That is an awesome belt!

[the5thof4]

haha...

...pianist...

[XxXMusicXBabeXxX]

that was very odd and disturbing and just...no...never again. plain and simple. NEVER AGAIN!!

[claireanimorphs]

your a strange one, but very funny XD

[BillCosbee87]

Yeah show us the videos where u suck off male horses, donkeys, dogs, bulls and sheep. I dare u 2 release that video gay dude. Don't be a faggot pussy 4ever. Release that video.

[XxXMusicXBabeXxX]

wtc...

[Jimbosawesome]

you're the type of guy who should go and suck off a horse!

[elmochipshop]

im glad im not your father... poor guy.

[Jimbosawesome]

fuck oath! his father would be ashamed lol

[FanningJohns69]

What does this have to with the European Economic Community?

[noshitbitch]

LOL, wtf.

[SiilentBob]

im making a video response to this.

[chrisontv88]

Cool, I'll look forward to it.

[usaaaa]

LOL NIGGER.

[BartFarquar]

Amendment: Plenty of contributors I am sure (Don't call me Cher).

[BartFarquar]

I just got back in2 town after a sabbatical and what do I see? That ur not going 2 do the new video?!?!?!? I'm the type of gay?!?!?! It wouldn't require much money surely (Don't call me Shirley) We could finance u by having a whip around across the internet. Plenty of contributors I am sure.

[donbradmann]

R u seriously planning to do that video like BartFarguar recommends?

[chrisontv88]

Probably not ... I can't afford a plane ticket to sydney ... it's the only thing stopping me.

[BartFarquar]

Man, why don't you complete a new video where you are dressed in a bright pink Borat mankini or u r nude and ur running around in ur room or in the streets of the Sydney Gay Mardi Gras screaming out "I am a mega c*ck sucking butt f*cking Gay Poofter Homo! and I suck c*ck like a c*cksucker in the extreme!". Scream at the top of ur lungs in the video and get really into it. Then we'll all know if ur a gay c*cksucker.

[chrisontv88]

That could work. I'll just have to put some things together and I'll film it. Thanks for the great idea.

[mickyjd]

thats...mature

[mickyjd]

bartfaguar is a fag

[chrisontv88]

Most likely, a self loathing sad little man.

[mickyjd]

i mean he put al that effort into abusing you lmao ,

but im sure he has many, many friends ....

[chrisontv88]

Ha ha very true. I think I'm going to put his comment on my channel though or make a video about it. I reckon it could be funny.

[mickyjd]

haha id laugh

[fudgsiclebetty]

Well, at least he has impeccable punctuation and grammar?

Haha. Your video is so funny! [:

[emptivestrike]

your videos are really creative, i don't know why you're getting such flack about this. i laughed anyway!

[chrisontv88]

Thanks. It don't like this vid too muc but its not my worst.

[KingovDeath2]

ha! Just the comments on this video are funnier than any video i've seen on YouTube.

[frankingfrank]

Man, why do you talk so funny ? Do you have a speech impediment?

[chrisontv88]

Nah I was just sick that day

[wharbio]

God Damn. Featured? ....... WHY?

[Tombo130]

no no its all wrong,

its "that IS all"

that is all

[pensarecool]

i love how you blatantly explain that you'll never wear the orange jacket again, and then you do in the death threat video.

YOU LIAR I AM SO GONNA UNSUBSCRIBE.

[chrisontv88]

OMG!

[pubwarrior]

your the type of guy wh cant walk into a pub without gettin belted

[chrisontv88]

Not true, I've gone to many pubs and not been belted. In fact I'm going to one tonight.

[mushroompoptart]

That was random

But really funny

Loved it!

Great job

[chrisontv88]

Thank you. Check out some of my other vids, I think that most of them are better than this. If you like them you should subscribe.

[GreenDayHunni]

haha, u sure take insults positevely.

[chrisontv88]

Really do I?

[ardwhiche]

man...that's so tight taking ur friend's belt: he knows where u live,,,he also knows that u were supposed to give him that belt yesterday at a bbq but u took advantage of his 'pissed' situation and didn't do so. You are dead...

p.s thanks for calling me ur friend, now i can get embarrassed at ur videos.

p.p.s Chris and Pat show...ooh yeh

[chrisontv88]

YAY PATTY! SUBSCRIBE AND SHOW ME SOME LOVE ... then you may have your belt back.

[ardwhiche]

what, and become a member of a minority group of ur fans? no, i don't think so...i think I'll subscribe to Sx....(whAtever THE rest of it is)

I'm going to find u in the white pages...expect me soon

[XxEvilHorrorxX]

lol that was pretty  funny

[chrisontv88]

Hey thanks, I'm glad you liked it

[jamielepre]

why is this on home page.....??...i guess its just my jealousy ha..anywho, meow

[chawilbon]

"sounds like penis."

looks like it too.

[o0000babiigirl0000o]

bahahahhaa sxc....man dat was sooo fucking funny

[chrisontv88]

Wow it's been a while since I got a positive comment on this vid. Thanks

[laxivan2]

shut up

[NatService]

Dont give this man any money he's obviously a f*ckwit on speed or ketamine.

[CaptainPesh]

This sort of thing is really getting old. It's a classic symptom of being a boring person; the idea that a forced "look how fucking crazy I am!" act will somehow pass for personality. But y'know, it really doesn't hold up under even casual scrutiny.

[laxivan2]

Just when I thought people were over using supposed "random" statements as comedy, you come up with this half-witted bullshit. Thanks for the reality check.

[mattkeeper]

i cant believe i wasted my time on this...

[milodb]

Yeww auzzie ftw!

[awk187]

that jesus jackhammering micky mouse into a hole was unexpected... lmao that was awesome!

:)

[chrisontv88]

Wow your just going through all the vids aren't you?

[cutekat0012345]

lol ur a weirdo and wen i went to sydney i would never have seen a more ugly guy

oi im joking btw lolz

xxxxi favourited this vid lolz xoxoLuvKaT

[coffeebean89]

LOL, you are from Ballarat......thats all i have to say!

[chrisontv88]

I'm not from Ballarat. I'm from Sydney. I just live in Ballarat now.

[solakaboy]

I've been 2 America as well, i live in Australia and Australia kills it. I'm not Aussie though.

[awk187]

grow a dick

[McCluckin]

..Used to have one but they cut it off and put it in a pie.

[glennstyles]

This is terrible, please get off the internet

[pensarecool]

you are terrible, please get off of whatever you call your life.

[chrisontv88]

yes boss

[rchancesarasota]

oh, and to answer you opening question......... A MORON. gOOD GOD DUDE, GET A LIFE. You're stupid, really. How many good versus bad coments do you have? keep up the good work.

[danielhatchbgs]

5000 views for this

wtf

[rchancesarasota]

I seriously would like to know what part of this you think is GOOD, FUNNY or what ever it is you think you've accomplished here... Not including being dumb!

[erviesprings]

For everyone one person that likes this, twenty think its wanky crap! Get rid of it!

[pensarecool]

your face is wanky crap.

wanky crapper.

[chrisontv88]

I know

[mingerboy22]

You Suck

[zyawotha]

you think your clever but your not and stop it with the jump cuts. you tube has this obsession with jump cuts. do something original

[atomickittykt]

lol wow i loved that, you should make another just like this one but make it longer bloody awesome

[scientaaclabore]

your a fuckwit

[erviesprings]

You're a tool mate!

[PivotInferno]

1. it is worth listening 2 there jsut jealous bcause he doesnt have an arse as firm as mutton.

2. australias better than where ever ThePesh lives.

awesome vid

[kilkennycream]

stop being a bunny thepesh316, Australia is great, i bet you that you've never even come here, or if you had you stayed at one of the "less Australian" places *coughblacktowncough*

[willthiseverletmein0]

funny

[meetbrooke1]

Can you be the type of guy to SHUTUP -.-

[helgra12]

not worth listening to

[HarbsFTW]

funny.

[HarbsFTW]

..and ThePesh can go get..a sense of humor! :D

[chrisontv88]

I agree thanks, You should check out some of my other vids. I have a lot better ones.

[ThePesh316]

lol australian fag.

australia blows extremely hard. AHEUSHEUAHUHES

[willthiseverletmein0]

and where r u from asswipe

[oliverg94]

ive been to american its a fucking shit hole. australias the best country in the world dick head. i hate it when im versing some yank on xbox live and hell be like "win a war u australian cock suckers" in that gay american accent. whenever someone mimics some gay guys oice they do it in an american accent... i wonder y. so shut ur fat ugly mouth u fucking yank

[pocky001]

i love it

[chrisontv88]

thats cool

[johnsfan1]

im the type of guy that thinks this is shit

[memedoug]

Oh I really thought you would spray deo in your mouth... And pianists are just any other artists like a painter or a sculptor or writer. Bit immature to say it sounds like penis. What do pianos have in common with penises? YOU

[chrisontv88]

By the way I did spray it in my mouth for the next vid. You should watch it.

[jamesbehave]

You're alright :)

why thank you