Wait a minute. So god is never on our side, which means he never aids us, yet we should thank him when we do something well? How does that make sense. Herp a derp!
What if the voice tells you to kill everyone in the neighboring state? Except for their virgin females of course, those are yours to take for your own pleasure.
No, no, I kid... that's obviously god, going by president.
@littlemary86 Well, generally speaking it's not that priest's prayers are more special than ours. But holy water is a sacramental, for that it is required a blessing and a formula that only a priest can say because priesthood is a sacrament.
i would say look at the bible as a literal book, ..... if its too hard to believe the contents within the book, then i would ask by what means do you limit reality?
1. Basically he says, if you don’t feel like it, don’t do it. Proving subjective morality. God is just a personal invention. Not an existing being.
2. He is simple? In that case we are EXTREMELY simple. If you still wanna argue that we are complex, I guess we are better than God. :)
3. So Jesus did not die for us, and Eve never committed original sin. Good. But in that case. What is the bible? Your subjective take on it? Thanks again. :)
I'd much rather it be the inner conscious of a human being or people believing its just themselves then thinking some moral dictator from another universe or we/ is whispering in their brain. I think it takes away from humans being humane on their own accord. I hear a voice telling me not to do stuff and I know its me cause its the smarter and nicer thing to do. religions are so ridiculous. that preacher has been smoking meth.
If you hear ANY voices in your head, no matter what they say, you ARE halucinating. And if you believe there even is a god, you also need treatment, or a total immersion trainning on proper reasoning!
God only commands goodness. What like telling Abraham to kill his own child? Or I suppose the other hundreds of atrocities commanded by God.
God is infinite simplicity. The type of all knowing, all powerful, conscious, beyond our understanding, capable of creating a divine plan, infinite simplicity.
Ok...like making a burnt offering of your only (Ishmail?) longed for son Isaac?
That goes against human nature.
"If it goes against your neighbour."
Killing ALL the Midianites (insert tribe here), who were doing nothing but living peaceably in their own land. And the Sons of Israel genocide them because they needed lebensraum and they believed god told them too.
Father knows fuck all I think.
The only voices in my head are my own. And we are legion.
Killing your own son goes against human reason, but that didn't stop Abraham from listening to God when he was commanded to kill his own son, Isaac. I guess you should just not listen to God at all - ever.
@patricknelson That's the very first example I thought of when he said you shouldn't listen to voices that ask you to do unusual things. So why did Abraham listen to the voices that told him to sacrifice his son?
"if it goes against human reason". i wonder how he would describe the god of the old testament?!?! a god who spoke to abraham and told him to kill his son. or god instructing noting less then genocide, rape, slavery, etc all throughout the bible.
those were pretty hard questions. i'm kind of surprised fox would air anything that might actually make their viewers think like that. and i almost feel sorry for that priest, seems like he was getting taken the piss out of at one point.
"If it goes against human reason" So humans need morality in order to make the judgement if it is god or not? So if human morality says that it is not good, then it is not from god, but when it's good then it's from god? That means that humans don't need god to know right from wrong, so there is no reason to have a god. Since you already need to know if it's good or not befóre you can say that it is from god.
Hah! I thought precisely the same thing. Though, I doubt they would ever allow someone with an opposing viewpoint, and the intelligence to back it up, come on to talk with the priest.
Any knowledgable person with debate experience would be quite capable of getting a, "well... god works in mysterious ways." Non-answer from this guy. His dumb explanations for these questions are said confidently, with complete ignorance for the fact that they've all been thoroughly refuted many times.
@lanceawatt I agree. Hitchins would've made everyone cry in the studio within 5 seconds flat, I'm sure =P Father dudeness evades every question. And no one keeps asking to be specific, they just accepted everything.
Though I hate to be like them, and have a circle of, "Yes, I agree" 's... I must say, I agree with your statement. Hitchens would be raising Kleenex's stock within moments of entering this studio.
I absolutely despise the host of this show. He is the absolutely most disgusting person on TV asides from Pat Robertson, and people scamming money from the lonely/credulous. Oh wait, Father John is a combination of both of those...
The innuendo about people asking these types of questions being robots is sickening. The one saying "..it must be living a good life, I can't" is clearly implying the questioner is an immoral person. Subliminally trying to discourage critical thinking?.. A new low.
Same sentiment though. And I don't think the robot thing is implying anything. Someone probably was just having fun with the 3-d animation and then ran out of time and half-assed it with a black-and-white filter and Microsoft Sam.
Ahh, I was listening on my laptop in the lab, so I clearly heard it wrong.
I have drawn the same conclusion before, though. I do think they could have much more easily, on a smaller budget, have just said the questions were from "Jimbob in Kansas" and skipped they robot thing. They are quite overtly trying to imply these questions are coming from people who should be seen in an ill light. It is still underminding the idea of free inquiry, and asking questions critical of the bible.
He's clearly not heard of the biblical story of Abraham being commanded to kill his son. He also thinks complexity comes from simplicity, which is the opposite of what creationists think. Although, being a catholic, he is forced to accept the truth of evolution by an infallible pope.
I actually liked this answer. He fully (whether consciously or not) implies that prayer does absolutely nothing. Guess what? Praying for your favorite sports team does nothing more than praying for a dying relative! You're totally right, god ISN'T rooting for anyone! Good job boy fucker!
When an athlete thanks god for a touchdown, or an actor thanks god for winning award, what they are actually saying is, "Thank you, god, for making ME so much better than everyone else!"
So the bible is fictitious, I think I might go worship 1984 as away to make a better person, maybe I could be part of crew in room 101, or I can pray to the book or George Orwell to make Earth a dystopia.
I think any seriously religious person should make sure that they never drink water that hasn't been purified by both scientifically established processes and "God's representatives" in the church. I mean, if you get sick when neither process has been been used or if only the non-scientific method has been used, then you are just asking for trouble, right?
Wow! So God always backs a winner! If I was God it'd make total sense to do that. If somebody makes a touchdown and thanks God for it then God must have helped him. I pity all those fools that begged God for a touchdown before they had made one and then failed to do so. I guess all us believers should be sure to never ask God for any favors but thank him when things go our way. After all, he works in non-so-mysterious ways!
Of course! Reading the Bible as a literal history and science book is nonsense. It's obvious that God is subject to selective amnesia just like the rest of us non-omnipotent beings. Instead, I look to the Bible as purely a moral guidebook. That's why I have no problem beating my slaves within reason. I mean, if they can still get up after 3 days, what's the big deal?
This almost literally made me sick.Especially the fact that people take these guys seriously.This stupid little shit doesnt even make an honest attempt at an answer..
Does the fact that our understanding of the universe require a complex answer whereas God's own existence does not? Thanks for the playschool non-answer, Father! I always appreciate it when informational questions are answered by glib yes/no answers. It makes things so much easier to understand! To further enhance our understanding of the universe I suggest we throw out the following words; what, where, when, which, who, why, and how. Ahhhhh, much better.
Goes against human reason, calling for greater generosity. Okay, got it. So if God says, "Kill your son" or "Kill every last man. woman, child and livestock" that would obviously not be God, right? Or does that fall under "God works in mysterious ways"? Hmm. I'm still confused.
yea right, u still need to double check whether it is really god talking to u, which means ur brain is still making the ultimate and final judgment before u do sth. So screw the voices in ur head, whether it is god's or ronald mcdonald's, u are the one in charge of all ur actions and u must take full responsibility for it.
1. Didn't the message of loving thy neighbor etcetera come from someone hearing the voice of God in the first place? And if so, how could that person know the differance between hallucination and the voice of God? For all we know, "love thy neigbor" could well be the Devils message.
2. He clearly didn't get that question right, or just didn't bother.
3. So it's not science, it's not a history book. Kind of narrows it down to what we call "fantasy".
Of course it's god a sportsman should thank(NB.ironic sarcasm being applied). Ignore the physiotherapist that got you thru your knee injury. Ignore your teammates contribution. Ignore the managers supportiveness/provocations. Ignore the fans cheering you on......................... the invisible friend in the sky did it! lol
What about the voices in Abraham's head. Wasn't Abraham ordered "by god" to kill his son?
That, to me, seems like an immoral suggestion of god, as well as a dangerous precedent. The kind of precedent that might lead to a mother drowning her children in a bathtub, while waiting for a follow up word from god, instead of seeking much needed psychological help.
Oh yeah, only the good stuff is God talking, because its not like God enjoys murder and bloodshed or anything. And the word of God is not accurate, historically or scientific?? What makes people think anything else in there is right??
I had to stop watching that right away. I'm so sick of this. So whats the difference from when "God" told people to do all kind of sick and demented things in the bible up until now. Did "God" have a change of heart and now it's only Satan talking to us? A Lady kills her children in the name of god and no one should ever have the right to convict her of a crime unless they are willing to take all the bibles and Christianity and gods and put them where they belong, fiction.
Father Johnathan has six brothers and sisters. In a family like that, no wonder he decided to search for his lost significance and found it in God. Glad I'm the only child in the family then.
These Fox News segments with "Fox and Friends" are not funny, amusing, enlightening, informative, logical, rational, or even sexually appealing. What are they?
PURE AND UTTER USELESS GARBAGE
Fox is the worst News company in the world, outside of extreme religious propaganda documentation distributed to youth in order to spawn killers and theocracy.
god told abraham to kill his son issac, I guess he wasn't crazy. Again how is this NEWS? I thought it was called Fox News for a reason. You conservatives can have this nonsense I'll stick with the libs at least they don't have a gay guy posing as a priest and post it as news. Not that there is anything wrong with gays I just don't like bullshitters
I just realized faux news has a priest as part of their news team! I mean i always knew they were christian fanboys, but this is pretty outlandish. I guess i just finally realized that he's not just some priest they interviewed, but that he's a big part of their...'news' thing theyve got goin on there.
the good father says bless poison before drinking it and you'll be ok. if only that were true, think of how much a person would save in medical bills eh?
marvincontendo, yea, it's hard to believe that Fox would allow its reputation to be finally and utterly destroyed beyond any possibility of repair by hosting this garbage.
Wait a minute. So god is never on our side, which means he never aids us, yet we should thank him when we do something well? How does that make sense. Herp a derp!
EPICsliceOFcake 5 months ago
I am so fucking tired of father morris!!!
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What if the voice tells you to kill everyone in the neighboring state? Except for their virgin females of course, those are yours to take for your own pleasure.
No, no, I kid... that's obviously god, going by president.
Ryakki 5 months ago
what if that voice was to tell you to kill your only son?
jacobpaprotskiy 6 months ago
This Priest is a disgrace. He cannot answer a serious question. Just dismisses it with childish behaviour.
kirked007 7 months ago
What a stupid man...
Zentz29 7 months ago
"He is".....well there you go, that is a good enough answer for me....though I only made it to the second grade so....
zippy476 7 months ago
The Bible Is chuck full of Things that go against human nature, at least by my standards. what the fuck?
MrCrimsoneyedprince 7 months ago
>laugh at legit question as if it was ridiculous
>make some poor excuse of an answer and dismiss the essence of the question entirely
>sell it as knowledge
c0p13dn4m3 7 months ago
Coked up preist still don't make no sense.
JonasPlanck 7 months ago
religion and religous talk is pretending to know things that u dont know ,
loly1969 8 months ago
The part about women pastors was the most sexist thing I've seen broadcasted by Fox.
dasschleg 9 months ago
Father knows best how to dodge questions.
darthbonsly 10 months ago
father is a good looking moron
loly1969 1 year ago
@loly1969 He's smarter than you.
frickaloo 8 months ago
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There's a voice telling me to do good in my head... it's called my conscience. Fecking theists.
boosie007666 1 year ago
There's a voice in my head telling me to do good things... I call it my conscious. Fecking theists.
boosie007666 1 year ago
@boosie007666 The father of lies got to you.
frickaloo 8 months ago
You can tell the father is a very smart guy
guyjohn59 1 year ago
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What hypocrisy. The bible tells people to harm others in many passages, including in the NT.
destronia123 1 year ago
What hypcricy. The bible tells people to harm others in many passages, including in the NT.
destronia123 1 year ago
Father knows best? hmmm...
Father: Pull down your pants son.
bluetablelover 1 year ago
Extraordinary stupidity from the priest.
funknotik 1 year ago
A few things:
1) Sooo...when god told abraham to sacrifice issac, that wasn't against one's neighbour?
2) If god was the origin of all matter, but we find scientific proof of the origin of all matter, shoud it still be called god?
3) If god exists and the stories are true, aren't they history?
4) Thinking god allowed your touchdown instead of curing AIDs is idiocy.
5) I'd love someone to explain what makes holy water holy. Why aren't we all drinking it if it's holy?
I love Red Eye!
pinkfloydfan417 1 year ago
@pinkfloydfan417 Water is made holy by the priest's prayers
littlemary86 11 months ago
@littlemary86 Why are priest's prayers more special than ours?
pinkfloydfan417 11 months ago
@littlemary86 Well, generally speaking it's not that priest's prayers are more special than ours. But holy water is a sacramental, for that it is required a blessing and a formula that only a priest can say because priesthood is a sacrament.
littlemary86 11 months ago
i would say look at the bible as a literal book, ..... if its too hard to believe the contents within the book, then i would ask by what means do you limit reality?
Gods0n1 1 year ago
Does this priest ever really answer any questions?
ace62Here 1 year ago
What a complete cunting moron ...!!
Atheeizm 1 year ago
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...and if you dont make the touchdown then you can say "fuck you god?"
Scanini 1 year ago
1. Basically he says, if you don’t feel like it, don’t do it. Proving subjective morality. God is just a personal invention. Not an existing being.
2. He is simple? In that case we are EXTREMELY simple. If you still wanna argue that we are complex, I guess we are better than God. :)
3. So Jesus did not die for us, and Eve never committed original sin. Good. But in that case. What is the bible? Your subjective take on it? Thanks again. :)
89Illum 1 year ago
I'd much rather it be the inner conscious of a human being or people believing its just themselves then thinking some moral dictator from another universe or we/ is whispering in their brain. I think it takes away from humans being humane on their own accord. I hear a voice telling me not to do stuff and I know its me cause its the smarter and nicer thing to do. religions are so ridiculous. that preacher has been smoking meth.
IAmTheCthulhu 1 year ago
By the priest's logic, Abraham was crazy when he heard what he thought to be God telling him to kill his son, since murdering your Son is BAD!
DSAhmed 1 year ago
Is this a priest or a game show host?
DSAhmed 1 year ago
It is really much simpler than father has said.
The answer is:
If you hear ANY voices in your head, no matter what they say, you ARE halucinating. And if you believe there even is a god, you also need treatment, or a total immersion trainning on proper reasoning!
actsnfacts 1 year ago
God only commands goodness. What like telling Abraham to kill his own child? Or I suppose the other hundreds of atrocities commanded by God.
God is infinite simplicity. The type of all knowing, all powerful, conscious, beyond our understanding, capable of creating a divine plan, infinite simplicity.
This man bothers me.
Keeban3 1 year ago
2:37 - absolutely pathetic answer.
bhutos 2 years ago
4:50 if it weren't for god we would have colonized planets by now
tilemacro 2 years ago
just burned 100 brain cells watching this ...
fox news should be renamed moron news or church news
same thing either
tilemacro 2 years ago
i like how they laugh the whole time to move your attention from the obvious logical fallacies this idiot is spewing out
omghai2u 2 years ago
This is what passes for wit on FauxNews.
So he's admitting that God is just a name you stick on what we don't know.
So we should treat women like they're almost human, huh?
Wow, what a bunch of morons.
tctheunbeliever 2 years ago
I don't know if I should take this seriously or not..... lol
etowngftddummy 2 years ago
'If it goes against human nature."
Ok...like making a burnt offering of your only (Ishmail?) longed for son Isaac?
That goes against human nature.
"If it goes against your neighbour."
Killing ALL the Midianites (insert tribe here), who were doing nothing but living peaceably in their own land. And the Sons of Israel genocide them because they needed lebensraum and they believed god told them too.
Father knows fuck all I think.
The only voices in my head are my own. And we are legion.
Peace
Teloculos 2 years ago 30
@Teloculos but some christians doesnt even read the old testament.
I know, even though Jesus did.
quezcatol 1 year ago
@Teloculos he also say, dont read the bible as it is a science or histoyr book.
thats mean some parts are allegorical and im sure you know what that means.
quezcatol 1 year ago
@Teloculos we do not forgive
bioglitch 1 year ago
lol, these people r complete morons
slavashalava 2 years ago 3
Does this guy ever answer questions? Or is he complete 24/7 b.s.?
Belloran24 2 years ago 5
haha i think he is 24/7 b.s
1ForWhomTheBellTolls 2 years ago
So when God told Abraham to sacrifice his son, he shouldn't have tried it because it wasn't really God?
This guy is a joke.
TheAgeofReason17941 2 years ago 3
Wow...just wow.
goonodeath 2 years ago
What a ridiculous, un-answering answer...
bersa888 2 years ago
What the fuck is this guy talking about? I don't think he even knows.
Celticking36 2 years ago 2
father catholic wanker...
CartervonRiedel 2 years ago
That "Father" makes me wanna throw up.
1ForWhomTheBellTolls 2 years ago
Killing your own son goes against human reason, but that didn't stop Abraham from listening to God when he was commanded to kill his own son, Isaac. I guess you should just not listen to God at all - ever.
patricknelson 2 years ago
@patricknelson That's the very first example I thought of when he said you shouldn't listen to voices that ask you to do unusual things. So why did Abraham listen to the voices that told him to sacrifice his son?
FulltimeAtheist 2 years ago
"If it goes against human reason..."
Ok, he just admitted that we don't need god, all we need is reason. The Fox News theocrats score another point for atheism.
VesusSheist 2 years ago
Idiot preacher
C0mm0nS3ns3 2 years ago 2
oh but didnt god tell abraham to kill his own son? case closed
fjackson90 2 years ago 2
HAHAHAHA... Him Jonathan is actually pretty clever...
Clean water is clean - not because it's blessed....
if only he would use that logic everywhere else :-D
TheDivineCellphone 2 years ago 3
So... if your name is Abraham... and voices say you should sacrifice your son... its NOT God ???
TheDivineCellphone 2 years ago 3
I'm embarrassed to be an American.
worldsworstjukebox 2 years ago 25
@worldsworstjukebox Why do you care if your relationship with the Father of Lies is so fulfilling?
frickaloo 8 months ago
smh at this fuckery
PookySan1 2 years ago 2
Remember when god told Abraham to kill his son?
Thats just crazy
fighting4air 2 years ago 3
It's amazing how often apologetics make apologetics look bad....
magx01 2 years ago 2
Same old empty rhetoric.
Fortunately it rings hollower still with every passing year.
Will57939 2 years ago
So, this was not Yahweh speaking to Abraham, telling him to sacrifice his son Isaac?
If Morris gets excommunicated by the evil Catholic überparents in the near future, I would not be suprised.
hyperseauton 2 years ago
father doesn't know anything
would be a more accurate title for the segment
SkepticalMuffin 2 years ago 2
sooo, father here is saying that if you hear voices just use your own judgment to tell if it's god or not........ wow.........
I'm sure he thinks all those parents who murdered their own children because "god told them too" then?
ET4u 2 years ago
sounds like he is arguing for Deism
apowers7 2 years ago 2
"if it goes against human reason". i wonder how he would describe the god of the old testament?!?! a god who spoke to abraham and told him to kill his son. or god instructing noting less then genocide, rape, slavery, etc all throughout the bible.
pilotwave 2 years ago 3
those were pretty hard questions. i'm kind of surprised fox would air anything that might actually make their viewers think like that. and i almost feel sorry for that priest, seems like he was getting taken the piss out of at one point.
up2trix 2 years ago 3
Fuck all of you stupid shallow people!
This is so stupid and arrogant!
Can we get somebody with a soul on here!
peace
llandshark 2 years ago
"If it goes against human reason" So humans need morality in order to make the judgement if it is god or not? So if human morality says that it is not good, then it is not from god, but when it's good then it's from god? That means that humans don't need god to know right from wrong, so there is no reason to have a god. Since you already need to know if it's good or not befóre you can say that it is from god.
He just prooved god is human imagination.
SicSeb 2 years ago 2
Father knows how to sidestep questions.
wavymavy 2 years ago 3
It really makes me sick to think that people are listening to this guy and thinking that he is anything other than completely full of shit.
jert38 2 years ago 4
**SPOILERS**
father Jonathan does not know best.
**SPOILERS**
mylittleturd 2 years ago 2
Christopher Hitchins should host this show and blow everyone out of the water.
lanceawatt 2 years ago 4
Hah! I thought precisely the same thing. Though, I doubt they would ever allow someone with an opposing viewpoint, and the intelligence to back it up, come on to talk with the priest.
Any knowledgable person with debate experience would be quite capable of getting a, "well... god works in mysterious ways." Non-answer from this guy. His dumb explanations for these questions are said confidently, with complete ignorance for the fact that they've all been thoroughly refuted many times.
IanBillings00 2 years ago
Right on! No doubt you have a lot more shit to put up with in the States than in England where we don't tolerate hard-line religious nut-jobs.
If you haven't seen the Hitchins - Sean Hannity debate - watch it! Hitchins tears him apart.
lanceawatt 2 years ago
@lanceawatt I agree. Hitchins would've made everyone cry in the studio within 5 seconds flat, I'm sure =P Father dudeness evades every question. And no one keeps asking to be specific, they just accepted everything.
SicSeb 2 years ago
lol... "Father dudeness"
Now that's classic!
Though I hate to be like them, and have a circle of, "Yes, I agree" 's... I must say, I agree with your statement. Hitchens would be raising Kleenex's stock within moments of entering this studio.
IanBillings00 2 years ago
@IanBillings00 With his bottle of Whiskey and pack of cigarettes he is like the antichrist incarnated =P
SicSeb 2 years ago
Unbelievably retarded
BipedalHumanoid 2 years ago 5
if god was real "which he isnt" he wouldnt like how lightly there taking all of this. making fun and laughing.
MeestaKeefGirly 2 years ago
Pastor knows diddlysquat!
MrAvenged 2 years ago 2
We will also be deeply disappointed by the many contradictions in the bible.
rollsthepaul 2 years ago
He don't answer anything!
VlOREL 2 years ago
all bullshit
pcuimac 2 years ago 2
Wait, is this a real show that airs on FOX? I'm not from or live in the USA.
24LakerGirl 2 years ago
That 30 year old virgin with no kids, no wife and doesn't pay taxes needs to STFU. Wonder how a Imam would fare on this show.
deelnyc 2 years ago 3
Man this is such delusional drivel.
PurpleHoneyBear 2 years ago 4
I absolutely despise the host of this show. He is the absolutely most disgusting person on TV asides from Pat Robertson, and people scamming money from the lonely/credulous. Oh wait, Father John is a combination of both of those...
The innuendo about people asking these types of questions being robots is sickening. The one saying "..it must be living a good life, I can't" is clearly implying the questioner is an immoral person. Subliminally trying to discourage critical thinking?.. A new low.
IanBillings00 2 years ago
he said "it must be living the good life-I kid."
So much for your conspiracy theory.
iheartskullz 2 years ago
"must be the good living", rather
Same sentiment though. And I don't think the robot thing is implying anything. Someone probably was just having fun with the 3-d animation and then ran out of time and half-assed it with a black-and-white filter and Microsoft Sam.
iheartskullz 2 years ago
Ahh, I was listening on my laptop in the lab, so I clearly heard it wrong.
I have drawn the same conclusion before, though. I do think they could have much more easily, on a smaller budget, have just said the questions were from "Jimbob in Kansas" and skipped they robot thing. They are quite overtly trying to imply these questions are coming from people who should be seen in an ill light. It is still underminding the idea of free inquiry, and asking questions critical of the bible.
IanBillings00 2 years ago
4:45
lol that is the most painful thing about watching football for me lol
aweiss 2 years ago
if the voices tell you to burn things in hate, ignore it.
If the voices tell you to burn things out of love and desire to help, it's Jesus.
MarkG45 2 years ago 3
It seems that Father never heard of Higgs particle.
ineffige 2 years ago
He's clearly not heard of the biblical story of Abraham being commanded to kill his son. He also thinks complexity comes from simplicity, which is the opposite of what creationists think. Although, being a catholic, he is forced to accept the truth of evolution by an infallible pope.
jimladx 2 years ago 3
So if it is against "human reasoning", it is crazy talk. Therefore, religion is crazy talk.
kaikosuke 2 years ago 3
Dear full of shit father,
What made God?
IronManTalks 2 years ago 4
Father knows best...Three words which little boys around the world associate with a sore bottom. Nice title.
eatingperson 2 years ago
4:35
I actually liked this answer. He fully (whether consciously or not) implies that prayer does absolutely nothing. Guess what? Praying for your favorite sports team does nothing more than praying for a dying relative! You're totally right, god ISN'T rooting for anyone! Good job boy fucker!
eatingperson 2 years ago
Does Father Jonathan remind anyone else of Geerup?
dieyou2000 2 years ago
When an athlete thanks god for a touchdown, or an actor thanks god for winning award, what they are actually saying is, "Thank you, god, for making ME so much better than everyone else!"
Wallyrus 2 years ago 4
So, if you hear a voice that says it's god, just take it at it's word, you're not crazy at all.
Wallyrus 2 years ago
So the bible is fictitious, I think I might go worship 1984 as away to make a better person, maybe I could be part of crew in room 101, or I can pray to the book or George Orwell to make Earth a dystopia.
DONCMG360 2 years ago
I worship Alice in Wonderland. I buy a new copy of the books every 2 weeks since I end up giving them to the friends who ask me for them.
ChaosAngel667 2 years ago 3
It's a real pain in the ass to get a new copy every two weeks, but I'm sure the almighty George Orwell is happy with my deeds of conversion
DONCMG360 2 years ago
haha, good=god, bad=yourself. The basic fallacy that poisons all religious.
jdavidw3 2 years ago
I think any seriously religious person should make sure that they never drink water that hasn't been purified by both scientifically established processes and "God's representatives" in the church. I mean, if you get sick when neither process has been been used or if only the non-scientific method has been used, then you are just asking for trouble, right?
boots4yew 2 years ago
Wow! So God always backs a winner! If I was God it'd make total sense to do that. If somebody makes a touchdown and thanks God for it then God must have helped him. I pity all those fools that begged God for a touchdown before they had made one and then failed to do so. I guess all us believers should be sure to never ask God for any favors but thank him when things go our way. After all, he works in non-so-mysterious ways!
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Father truely knows best. And by best I mean shit.
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Skoenner 2 years ago
Of course! Reading the Bible as a literal history and science book is nonsense. It's obvious that God is subject to selective amnesia just like the rest of us non-omnipotent beings. Instead, I look to the Bible as purely a moral guidebook. That's why I have no problem beating my slaves within reason. I mean, if they can still get up after 3 days, what's the big deal?
boots4yew 2 years ago 2
This almost literally made me sick.Especially the fact that people take these guys seriously.This stupid little shit doesnt even make an honest attempt at an answer..
dilusional1 2 years ago 2
the fact that people actually perceive the world around them the way that this priest does... frightens me immensely.
latenightloki 2 years ago
Does the fact that our understanding of the universe require a complex answer whereas God's own existence does not? Thanks for the playschool non-answer, Father! I always appreciate it when informational questions are answered by glib yes/no answers. It makes things so much easier to understand! To further enhance our understanding of the universe I suggest we throw out the following words; what, where, when, which, who, why, and how. Ahhhhh, much better.
boots4yew 2 years ago
Goes against human reason, calling for greater generosity. Okay, got it. So if God says, "Kill your son" or "Kill every last man. woman, child and livestock" that would obviously not be God, right? Or does that fall under "God works in mysterious ways"? Hmm. I'm still confused.
boots4yew 2 years ago
Sooooooooooooo much bullshit
stevenaudet 2 years ago
This is on Fox News?
Vinifera7 2 years ago
5:55 wow that was sexist
alexanderblake 2 years ago
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alexanderblake 2 years ago
yea right, u still need to double check whether it is really god talking to u, which means ur brain is still making the ultimate and final judgment before u do sth. So screw the voices in ur head, whether it is god's or ronald mcdonald's, u are the one in charge of all ur actions and u must take full responsibility for it.
mike28 2 years ago
And people actually watch this?
BeanTheForce 2 years ago 5
robots asking questions LOL i guess the questions are made up
mattincinci 2 years ago
1:20
...Like being ordered by god to kill your own son, then cut part of his penis off?
Link10893 2 years ago 5
1. Didn't the message of loving thy neighbor etcetera come from someone hearing the voice of God in the first place? And if so, how could that person know the differance between hallucination and the voice of God? For all we know, "love thy neigbor" could well be the Devils message.
2. He clearly didn't get that question right, or just didn't bother.
3. So it's not science, it's not a history book. Kind of narrows it down to what we call "fantasy".
They seem so nice though, so who cares.
noyearold 2 years ago
Of course it's god a sportsman should thank(NB.ironic sarcasm being applied). Ignore the physiotherapist that got you thru your knee injury. Ignore your teammates contribution. Ignore the managers supportiveness/provocations. Ignore the fans cheering you on......................... the invisible friend in the sky did it! lol
Ep1cure 2 years ago
This is just... wow... It's hard to imagine that the show is for real.
bajholster 2 years ago 3
This is excruciatingly embarrassing. The laughter is so forced. Does anyone actually watch this show? I actually felt sorry for these people.
Richardgwm 2 years ago 4
"Don't read the bible as a history book and don;t read the bible as a science book".
Probably the only sensible thing he's said in the entire debate!
DarkAngel182 2 years ago 4
What about the voices in Abraham's head. Wasn't Abraham ordered "by god" to kill his son?
That, to me, seems like an immoral suggestion of god, as well as a dangerous precedent. The kind of precedent that might lead to a mother drowning her children in a bathtub, while waiting for a follow up word from god, instead of seeking much needed psychological help.
z5d3 2 years ago 3
the robot wasn't even funny
GodKillerAtheist 2 years ago 2
Oh yeah, only the good stuff is God talking, because its not like God enjoys murder and bloodshed or anything. And the word of God is not accurate, historically or scientific?? What makes people think anything else in there is right??
ElectromagneticToxin 2 years ago 4
I have found I enjoy watching these, it's one of my favourite comdey shows....I still can't believe it's not tongue in cheek though.
Seriously, is this for real? This guy must be turning so many away from the faith...
missterribelle 2 years ago
I had to stop watching that right away. I'm so sick of this. So whats the difference from when "God" told people to do all kind of sick and demented things in the bible up until now. Did "God" have a change of heart and now it's only Satan talking to us? A Lady kills her children in the name of god and no one should ever have the right to convict her of a crime unless they are willing to take all the bibles and Christianity and gods and put them where they belong, fiction.
unlucky13tattoo 2 years ago
Father Johnathan has six brothers and sisters. In a family like that, no wonder he decided to search for his lost significance and found it in God. Glad I'm the only child in the family then.
goldragon988 2 years ago
These Fox News segments with "Fox and Friends" are not funny, amusing, enlightening, informative, logical, rational, or even sexually appealing. What are they?
PURE AND UTTER USELESS GARBAGE
Fox is the worst News company in the world, outside of extreme religious propaganda documentation distributed to youth in order to spawn killers and theocracy.
coil311 2 years ago 3
I'd estimate "father" has an IQ of about 90.
InTheImageOfDNA 2 years ago 3
InThelmageofDNA A little bit over the average christian, then?: )
winterstellar 2 years ago
god told abraham to kill his son issac, I guess he wasn't crazy. Again how is this NEWS? I thought it was called Fox News for a reason. You conservatives can have this nonsense I'll stick with the libs at least they don't have a gay guy posing as a priest and post it as news. Not that there is anything wrong with gays I just don't like bullshitters
jpc08109 2 years ago 4
What a dumbass.
lyrken 2 years ago 2
This guy outta play dodgeball he is an expert. Also saw him answer in previous spots on this show he loves to pass the buck.
He NEVER answers a question lol.
lordtalon69 2 years ago 3
God IS NOT extreme simplicity. Mr. Morris is extreme simplicity.
alizee2010 2 years ago 3
If it goes against human reason? Like... Genocide? Which the bible endorses.
God is simplicity? All powerful. All knowing. Simple? The stupid hurts.
God allows us to... What? Be? So, he gets all the credit for the athlete's hard work... But none of the blame for the athlete who comes up short?
happysplodie 2 years ago 4
The priest was talking about "going against your reason"!!! Listen to yourself, Father John!
stephenetienne 2 years ago 2
I just realized faux news has a priest as part of their news team! I mean i always knew they were christian fanboys, but this is pretty outlandish. I guess i just finally realized that he's not just some priest they interviewed, but that he's a big part of their...'news' thing theyve got goin on there.
razorflown2 2 years ago 3
This religious whore has such a frequent appearance on this show that they have graphics and bass music for him!!!
What would Jesus think?
kingsdun 2 years ago
what a load of lousy answers
nutsinthecoco 2 years ago 3
the good father says bless poison before drinking it and you'll be ok. if only that were true, think of how much a person would save in medical bills eh?
nlytend1 2 years ago
Is this guy an actor? He reminds me of someone that would be on the Jerry Springershow like the guy that puts on the fake weddings.
mentalholocaust 2 years ago 3
why the FUCK do they make such a big deal about the goddamn robots that aren't robots, they're animations.... soooo STUPID
jenlovesherponyy 2 years ago 2
2:04
theninjacowboy 2 years ago
this answers all my questions. im a believer now, NOT!
71m3d0g 2 years ago
he doesnt answer any question
hey just like all christians
AppleKnowsBest 2 years ago 2
Thank you god for giving me more talent than the other team!
yo1o2eggs 2 years ago
@yo1o2eggs
Please elaborate?
MirthfulAcumen 2 years ago
It's in reference to the football question that they asked the priest.
yo1o2eggs 2 years ago
I think Father Jonathan DOES know about "snooky."
voyzovrezon 2 years ago
its hard to believe this is for real.
marvincontendo 2 years ago 4
marvincontendo, yea, it's hard to believe that Fox would allow its reputation to be finally and utterly destroyed beyond any possibility of repair by hosting this garbage.
farvision 2 years ago
this guy is always so stupid. He represents the majority of christians. Ones that don't read or understand the bible.
Justwosweet 2 years ago 4
Father knows best? Not this one!
RationalConclusion 2 years ago 2
If you are told to sacrifice your child then its voices
Nexius8 2 years ago