Funny emergency police calls

[Eddy2730]

Unless I've said it already, how stupid can people get?

[JanetFarawayAngell]

no ...I don't believe,no... ppl can't be that stupid!!!

[ScreamoZombieAssasin]

Mm. The accents are annoying; and who calls 999 for emergencies?! It's 911, british nimrods.

[lancededcena123]

@ScreamoZombieAssasin 999 is the emergancy number for UK.

[drumsrock4life]

@ScreamoZombieAssasin Fuck you! You're an american Idiot, and have just redifined the meaning of "fucked up fat american twat" Get off your lazy ass and eat some salad (if it doesn't kill you) and have you ever heard of exercise??? And NO before you ask, it's not a form of torture......!

[ScreamoZombieAssasin]

@drumsrock4life

With none of the due respect, I'm in fine physical shape, and you Brits have fat retards too. You just use corsets. Idiot.

[drumsrock4life]

@ScreamoZombieAssasin Yeah! You must have a great workout fucking your sister musn't you? you inbred American RETARD! Did you know you're country is the only place on earth where people think the moon landing was fake, and wrestling is "real" !!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD

get a fucking life dude, seriously your country is fucked up!

[necrosis9722]

@ScreamoZombieAssasin

[TORCH5095]

@ScreamoZombieAssasin LOL you admit you admit you havn't learned about us and then you say we all use corsets REDNECK TWAT

[drumsrock4life]

@ScreamoZombieAssasin did it hurt when your mum fell from that whore tree and banged every man on the way down???? fuck you, You're an american twat with no life except one that eats large amounts of shit!!!! on a regualar basis

[ScreamoZombieAssasin]

@drumsrock4life

Actually, I didn't feel a thing.

[TORCH5095]

@ScreamoZombieAssasin 999 is the British emergency number asshole

The ignorance of you American retards never ceases to a amaze me

Plus where do you get off calling us nimrods when your country gave birth to such ignoramuses as George bus, Harold camping, Sarah Palin, need I go on

[ScreamoZombieAssasin]

@TORCH5095

You should really be talking, brit. Each country produces their own mishaps, I just don't bother to learn about yours so I don't know any of your stupid-accented mistakes.

Bite me.

[necrosis9722]

@ScreamoZombieAssasin unfortunatly your country has produced more mistakes than the entire world, the veitnam war, george bush, abraham lincon (the greatest war criminal of all time) and of course the ford edsel to name but a few.

[TORCH5095]

@ScreamoZombieAssasin If you haven’t bothered learning about ours how do you know we have them INBREAD REDNECK FUCKTARD!!!

And if by your own admition you don't know much about Britain where do you get off calling us nimrods!!!!!!!!!!!!

Americans: shoot first ask questions later (as hundreds of Iraqi and Vietnamese civilians now know)

The good news is I have a way to keep you all distracted

Americans read the sentence below

Americans read the sentence above

[Draculaua]

999?

[ZoMbZascension]

@Draculaua its the "911" of england

[lellie7x]

silly british and their tea

[JGray1968]

At least the woman looking for the Prime Minister's number was honest. "....I haven't got any sense." lol.

[oneawesometeengirl1]

999 this is fack 911

[YourichiCat]

I wanna smash that old womans face........

[MrJizmonkey]

What the hell was that operator thinking with that bafoon of an old woman, just hang up ffs?

[TheSmithersy]

@MrJizmonkey: The problem is that they're not allowed to cut off emergency calls.

[supersupersuperable]

in a pot noodle can lol

[XBOXgonzales]

You sound like your from LONDON. lol.

[mattzifrom95]

the woman looking for the prime minister... i think its ridiculous that the operator let her waste that much emergency call time,

[godofthedevil]

@mattzifrom95 personally i would have that called traced and have her arrested.. she was a grade A stupid bitch

[Blueman2805]

@mattzifrom95 I'm not sure if it's the same in all forces, but I know that for some forces the operators can't hang up the call, they have to wait for the person on the other end of the line to hang up.

[onekill122]

911 calls are funnier cause us americans are impatient when we have a knife in us

[mz74smart]

see, in america when dumbasses make these kinda of calls and waste 5 minutes asking for the prime minister's number, we arrest them

[thefilmguy246]

somebody could of died in them calls and all of you who are looking at this who have done any of those calls get a life

[NeitherOfMeIsSchizo]

All those were emergencies. Those people should be rescued and cured of their mental health problems. Unfortunately, many psychiatrists won't know how, as they are not doctors.

[xxVSJester]

Legend states that the woman is still looking for homebase today.

[MrSpadeSoldier]

I tell you, it'll be worst if you did it to Singapore police.

[naruhinafan100]

just tell her the damn date lmaoo

[AmericanNinja85]

I think the 911 calls in America is worse !

[Aidantify]

998. nice save.

[Emilyiscoo1]

lolz the hedgehog 1 they shoulda helped....

[dedeldedel123]

she cant find homebase gosh we are in year 2011 if your that bad with direction buy a SATNAV

[jaspersnoncool]

@dedeldedel123 Actually it was in 2008.

[dedeldedel123]

@jaspersnoncool lol still had satnav then :)

[jaspersnoncool]

@dedeldedel123 Yeh but that wasn't the point, just sayin' it was 2008 not 2011.

[NarutoEpicness]

999???? This is sooooooooooo fake.

[lancededcena123]

@NarutoEpicness 999 is the emergancy number in the England , Scotland, Wales and Northen Ireland

[xuiton]

omg that 4th lady is fucking hilarious

[coewelchjamie]

ive found the number for the houses of parliament on the google its 020 7219 3000

[josedewish2011]

idiocy???? irony?? lulz

[geofferzh79]

no wonder why the uk is fucked up!! with the caller at 1.41 voting for the prime minister at the time., i expect that most if not all voted are like that....

[ococircusboy]

4:33 best reply from this lady - she is to the point !

[0thevushi0]

the british accent helps a lot lol

[Dendiol]

Does 998 even exist?

[lpsrox123881]

@Dendiol Call it 2 find out... ';)

[Dendiol]

@lpsrox123881 Just did and some random Indian guy answered - which made it even funnier!

[Racingirl911]

Abso-freeking-hilarious!!!!  The "Prime Minister" call had me in tears I was laughing so hard!!

[creativeprojects720]

at 3:04 she should say the germans are attacking, tell the prime minister !

[FaintStation]

UK FT Wlove this people!!!!1

[ihavenousername1805]

haha. 'I thought I was calling 998 not 999, I'm terribly sorry.'

[12389Law]

Wtf, the old lady who wants to speak to the Prime Minister...What did that operative think she was doing?!

As soon as you hear that it's a crazy old lady who wants to speak to the PM, it should be "Sorry, that's not a 999 call I can't help you, bye."

But she dicked about for ages. Both as bad as eachother!

[fernandatralala]

I feel sorry for the hedgehog......

[TheEightHorcruxes]

LOLZ :D

[WashoutLikeSunrise]

This is so ridiculous, i had no idea how selfish and stupid people were, considering their chances with pm higher than those at risk in life death situations.xx

[travis7310]

"I haven't got any sense!"  Well, obviously not, if you're calling the police to speak to the Prime Minister!

[MrPathorn]

"This is Absolutely Idiocy!"

LOL she insult herself

[officechairpotato]

The reason we have 911 and 999 is a debate over rotary telephones.

In the old days you had to watch it spin round slowwwly after dialing.

But they didnt want people calling the number by accident, so the USA went with 911 (Which was quicker at the time) and we went with 999 (to minimise accidental calls.)

Nowadays 999 is quicker, but this wasnt always the case.

[SHR3D3DD3MON]

999 not 911!!!

[butterskullz]

they studder too much is annoying!!!! >:[

[destinysbane]

Half the people on these calls sound like the cast of faulty towers,ha.

[MissRee93]

I'd like to know how they keep their cool dealing with idiots all the time...

[xXDinoman1997Xx]

A lot of these are probably prank calls. And i can already picture that last person. An overweight croaky voiced smoker. They always tend to sound like that.

[TheBoom568]

Omg i want 5minutes of my life back

[Tommy0145]

First one: we have facebook for a reason...

Second: GPS, seriously.

Third: glasses, that is all.

Fourth: someone forget their Alszheimer's pills.

Fifth: LSD is from the seventies.

Sixth: first world problems.

Seventh: read Sixth.

Eight: then get out you lazy bastard and carry the poor animal to safety!

Final: listening to you makes me wonder howlong it will take before the lung cancer will kill you.

[nutsandbabybutts]

SO POLITE!

[TheJustin323]

WHAT THE FUCKK 999?

[nicolenellaney]

@TheJustin323 it's Britain's emergency #

[braddy000]

@TheJustin323 You....Make Americans look like dumbasses...you actually asked what 999 was? This is England you dumb fuck.

[TheJustin323]

@braddy000 how im am i suppose to know that BITCH BOY

[braddy000]

@TheJustin323 Kind of obvious

[MrJJS09]

*calls

[MrJJS09]

So the women alls the police for the date at NIGHT?! WTF was she doin all day lool.

[Mitzyclick]

this isnt american so the police officers wont be rude. its only funny when the officers are rude.

[MrPs3124]

lolz 5:27

[Archiesquaddy]

The old lady probably has dementia.

[brummyben]

999 is England's 911 also it's not tht funny 

[guildwars69x]

ROFL

This is awesome, in America they'd shoot your ass for calling to ask for directions.

[nazariol01]

''I was worried about a friend, because I think I am a bit psychic and I think she might a car crash tomorrow'' AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I can't stop laughing

[byers129]

country



[byers129]

is 999 like in a different counrtY?

[GarciaFlow]

@byers129 england. (: i think..

[thebigman4444]

lmfao at the last one!

[Kenndoggism]

For that prime minister call... thats a situation where the internet would have been helpfull for the caller hahaha technology FTW

[rebel1701]

didn't someone call 911 a few years ago because they ordered a coffee and it was too hot? Well it said right there in the lid "CAUTION! HOT!"

[MegaBumblebee666]

Why the fuck would you call the police to find out the date

[jburr36]

Acutally other life and death emergencies in the US include:

Husbands refusing to eat dinner

Woman wants to date a hot looking cop

Burger King delivers the wrong order

Lady locks herself INSIDE of her car

Woman's boyfriend won't marry her

Woman's dog went into heat

Etc. Etc......

[Asstasticplastic2]

@jburr36 i've seen all of those videos too lol

[jburr36]

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eezuz Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­erist.  At least here in the states people dial 911 because McDonalds running out of chicken nuggets is clearly a life and death emergency.

[hypoksifilia]

The old woman calling prime minister obviously wasn't... Normal. I mean she seamed to be senile or something. Not really understanding that prime ministers don't accept calls from any random woman :)

[cmoney9512345678910]

fucking uk bastards

[europachef]

the english sure are polite, that and very patient.

[nwfcbigmac]

wow cant believe she foned the police because she couldnt hear her tv

[mattonthebmix]

I can't believe the police entertain it! They should be fined!

[LIVIE1515]

what is 999.................. hmmmmm i wonder

[renaultsimon]

very funny emergency police calls

[tonymonopoly11]

you know whats different about them is from america. i hadnt heard them swear not once. not once. ahhh so enjoyable i just might move out. such a relief to not hear a swear.

[tonymonopoly11]

lol maybe 998 is like 411? it better be otherwise not sure who the heck he would be calling lol.

[tonymonopoly11]

lol i thought 999 was the joke.

[Geeandnico312]

Lol funny Can't believe people call the police for dumb things like this!

[TheRabbit223]

AND PEOPLE CALL AMERICANS RETARDED? ITS KINDA LIKE THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK, AINT IT.....

[cjcjx1]

@TheRabbit223 Theres retarded people in every country bro.... And this is some funny shittt lol

[ArticunoPeadge]

@TheRabbit223 It's just Londonders and old people with demtia. Nothing we can do about both sadly.

[THEDARCYSHOW]

stupid geezers

[nikepeat2011]

is 999 like 911 in canada?

[beechface1]

@nikepeat2011 yeah it is mate-its emergency services i.e-fire police mountain rescue and abbulance!! :)

[adamcharney]

I love all the dumb comments relating to the U.S. America has nothing to do with dialling 999. Just goes to show that the people who leave retarded shite comments referring to the yanks are no brighter than the divs who placed these calls. Stupidity is everywhere. Live with it.

[P624ImZ]

LOOOOOL !

[KaiEstrelLA]

lmfao "I havent got any sense" you don't!!!

[BillieJoeLovaa]

The first guy was Russel Brand

[killanimalsforfun247]

What a bunch of retards. I suppose the old people have the excuse of dementia but to think there are people in this world who don't know how to take a pot noodle container off a hedgehog's head makes me despair of the human race.

[lockhart95]

the hedgehog guy seems like such a cutie!

[LIVIE1515]

i thought it was 911 not 999?

[sup1345]

@LIVIE1515 in the US its 911

[kittenless]

@LIVIE1515

Different country, different number. Try dialing 999 in the US, and you'll get the british police.

[DipDop99]

@LIVIE1515

WOW... You are an idiot.

[philcald1]

@TransmitterOne

I take it that you live in the UK? If so you're as bad as the people who placed these calls if you seriously think your comment is valid.

Both the items you refer to are not matters of theft, under law they are both civil matters, not a police matter and certainly not an emergency.

[terraphon]

@TransmitterOne 999 works in the UK the same way as 911 works here in the U.S. You're not supposed to use it except in cases of extreme jeopardy to life and limb. See someone getting stabbed? Call 999. See someone getting raped? Call 999. See a serious traffic accident? Call 999. Can't get your money out of the trolley machine?  Talk to the manager of the store. If they're unable to sort it and you think you're being stolen from, CALL A NON-EMERGENCY NUMBER.

[The69ersFC]

I think the Prime Minister woman was senile.

[blah64924]

lol them brits

[MichaelH3948]

...some people should be sterilised

[shaemarie92]

@TransmitterOne yeah but you're not supposed to ring the emergency line, because its for an emergency! you either go into the police department yourself or ring the non-emergency number!

[penlendinggod]

Bless the old woman... She just wanted to congratulate the pm.

[xXxcollectorxXx]

call 0800 00 1066

[xXxcollectorxXx]

call 0800 11 1066

[peteristehbest]

a guy calling the police over a £, that just tells it all doesnt it, that it's not just americans that are retarded..we ALSO are retarded :( well they are :D

[komradhall]

and i thought american emergency calls were stupid enough. but hell, could only happen in a racist shithole like luton

[1996WHITESHADOW]

a hedgehog with it's head stuck in a pot noodle can? i would like to see tht......

[masie4jamie]

it's fake you idiots.. god chill.

[Invilidity]

"I haven't got any sense," old woman.

Never has the truth been better spoken.

[Nolebrab]

old people, you can't beat em.....pity.

[artoganasaurus]

0:30 She must be desperate to get to the sales!

[mackat4ck]

just bloody hang up and stop arguing!

[Idiotcorrector]

Fake fake fake fucking fake. What so the police pick up the phone just saying ' Hello? ' what the fuck. NO. cause then you would know who the fuck you were phoning.

[rabm26]

@Idiotcorrector I must correct you, idiot. The operator asks which service you would like to be connected to, they then pass you through to the appropriate emergency services operator who, expecting it to be an emergency, uses the expedient 'hello' to alert their interlocutor that they are connected and may proceed with their emergency request.

[C0mm3n]

4:50

FROM BIRMINGHAM?...

[PandiEars]

caller 4:02 is hilarious!!

[TheRushingWind]

@PandiEars would you still think it was hilarious if that call meant someone with a genuine emergency couldn't get through?

[CaReFrEe01]

the old lady after the pms number as got to be a terrible prank

[gotubeogle]

hedgehog :(

[lewismstrtd]

Not 911 or 999. It's 0118 999 881 999 119 725... 3

[morgyvids]

@lewismstrtd Lol I've seen that!!! Brilliant!!!

[MegaBumblebee666]

@lewismstrtd Thats IT crowd isn't it

[xoxlollypop]

Poor old lady needs to be put in a home...and not given a phone.

[TrIxTeR1249]

Just notice how the majority of them are northern...

[inab1z]

@TrIxTeR1249 im from the north and they sound southern to me!

[CeltiC15]

lol @ 5:04

[mcfcguvnors]

IN ALL FAIRNESS TO THE UK-WHO DO YOU CALL??? THERES NO SUCH THING AS DIRECTORY ENQUIRIES NO MORE-PULL OVER+ASK??? IF YU WANT 2 GET STABBED YEH-WHY DUNT SHE JUST SAY-ITS ON SMIFF STREET NEAR (LANDMARK) CHRIST ITS NOT HARD 2 USE COMMON SENSE

[joethefuturepilot]

Yeah she clearly rang directory enquiries - that's why she had to ask the operator for the number... Some people...

[TheGreasedWeasel]

"Yes, the best way to contact the Prime Minister is to stick a bent coat hanger into your electrical socket, whilst standing in a bucket of water. Then he will be able to directly hear your thoughts. Thanks for calling!"

[tevwadle]

hedgehog with head stuck the person sounded genuinly worried about it bless, but alas not an emergency, but well done for caring lol

[huwwilson651]

The woman who tried to get through to the Prime Minister was such a twat!!

[MegaDior123]

usa lil brother haha

u rock alies u suck axis

lol pot noodle yum

[MegaDior123]

usa lil brother haha

u rock alies u suck axis

[MegaDior123]

usa lil brother hahahha

[Zen53GT]

The prime minister bit sounds like something out of "Monty Python".

[cutechickzoe]

OMFG i pisssed myself lafffin!

[blugal102]

Woman from the police shouldn't of kept on the line, should've said it was inappropriate or whatever, then tell them 118 118 and hang up ^^. Mind you, got to give the police credit for being so patient and calm!

[antz1916]

@blugal102 Not really, as soon as the dispacth worker acertained that it wasnt an emergency she should have terminated the call. The stupid dispatch worker was just as bad as the stupid caller in that particular call.

[anddyx]

fucking mad britain. I'd shoot the lot of these stupid bastards.

[OFFlClALMUSICVIDEOS]

last ones funny, why?? lool

[Jopedene]

Fuck sake .. I could not do their job hi ! ,, Id be hanging up on them all if i had calls lyk that .. lol

[MyBunnyboo12]

These are the kind of retards who hold up the 999 lines when there could actually be an emergency somewhere else.. :/ idiots

[ICryOverSpiltMilk]

someone actually LIKES the PM?

[CleansWithRag]

@ICryOverSpiltMilk

Apparently, he's her kind of chap. Based on the call, I don't think the feeling is mutual.

[sharkey500]

isnt it an offense to call 999 without a real emergency?

[DeathByEpicness]

@sharkey500 911 not 999

[sharkey500]

@DeathByEpicness Im english not american so its 999 for me

[crazyjakegyahoocom]

@DeathByEpicness in england its 999