@22MrSamuel "gasoline starts a car because the hydrocarbons that make up gasoline contain a certain amount of chemical energy that can be released in the form of fire to drive the pistons and move the tires, woo woo."
@OzzyFan87 maybe so but he looks like some of the homeless people selling newspapers on the side of the road. i didnt say he wasnt smart, just saying he looks "homely"
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not with out your help. But you're not helping. Because it's covered in MUSTARD.
OI @bbv001 YOU FAT YANKY FUCK SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DIRTY MUSLIM FUCK NIGGER ASS BITCH, CRAWL THE FUCK BACK TO YOUR MUMS BASEMENT YOU OBESE PAEDOFILE BALD GREASY BEARDED MACDONALDS WORSHIPING FUCK.
@LJKBIGMAC what kind of loser trolls youtube vids, reads everyone's comments then takes the time to tell someone that misspelled something wrong. Wow, some fucking life you must have....
@bbv001 You were one of the first comments i saw, so no, i didnt read all of them, and im not trolling anything. I looked up the video because it's funny, was looking at comments, saw you mispelled "your", and tried to help you out. I guess you don't like when people try and help out huh?
@LJKBIGMAC That's about as fucking stupid as me telling you that you didn't capitalize the "i" in your last post. You need some fucking hobbies, try going outside or something and stop living your life with the internet and the computer.
OI @bbv001 YOU FAT YANKY FUCK SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DIRTY MUSLIM FUCK NIGGER ASS BITCH, CRAWL THE FUCK BACK TO YOUR MUMS BASEMENT YOU OBESE PAEDOFILE BALD GREASY BEARDED MACDONALDS WORSHIPING FUCK.
@DanIsOnFire21 well...i'll try to explain this slowly bc you seem a bit dull...The whole rake hating mustard scenario is fake and they built that up to make a funny moment for the CKY video...
@DanIsOnFire21 you need to find some hobbies. Try getting away from your computer once in awhile...Try going outside, meeting real people and actually talking to girls. There's a whole life outside of youtube and webcam sites man... I feel bad for ya
@bbv001 You americans are all the same. Your God's ultimate insult to this earth. You people fuck it all up. Besides, your probably like 14/15 years old. Have fun acting like a bigman on the internet little boy. Go to Mcdonalds and eat your american-self to death, its what your country is best at.
@bbv001 DanlsOnFire is obviously better than you in every way you utter waste of air. Get back under your rock you ugly tard, aren't trolls like you suppose to be waiting for billy goats? Fucking Pedobear go ruin someone else's day with your existance.
yeah there are all sorts of completely irratoinal phobias out there that really mess with certain people. there;s a video on here about some girl who cannot tolerate any cotton wool near her, and this other guy who is deathly afraid of peaches or pickles or something. funny videos but really weird.
i hate mustard on my sandwiches and hot dogs, not getting squirted with it. i'd be more mad if I got squirted while not paying attention, rather than finding out wat I got squirted with was mustard
I too hate mustard. I would rather eat puke than eat a spoon of mustard. It's a legal poison that's everywhere. Open your eyes people, and understand the terror mustard brings to the world.
Ive never met a guy who hated mustard so bad even mentioning about it
sonicfreak04 1 day ago
Thats the only time I've actually seen Rake, and not Brandon playing Rake say woo dee woo.
09stoneheart 1 month ago
Woooo deee wooo woooo!!!
biskut0024 1 month ago
Back When Dico was still a cute cunt!
EmoFairy1073 1 month ago
@EmoFairy1073 unfortunely.. having hair makes that much of a difference
CGJUGO80 3 weeks ago
@CGJUGO80 I know :O
EmoFairy1073 3 weeks ago
Rake never ceases to amaze me with his intelligence! Woo woo!
lpgurlnj 1 month ago
Rake is such a nice rake.
hunterhalo2 2 months ago
woo woo!
hermetcrab45 3 months ago
smart dum motha fucka
132gibson 4 months ago
I LOVE CKY!!!
Anna2009lindahhAnaC 4 months ago
ill take the taser lmao!
cortes1988 4 months ago
What was brandon saying at 0:38? I don't understand.
DarkDragonAdal 5 months ago
rake has nightmares about the guy who invented grey poupon screwing his mother while he cries in a corner lmao!!
shadowmankiva 5 months ago
Rake Yohn bought time with a Grenade.
SpotTheSteez 6 months ago
"STOP FUCKIN WIT ME. WAHOE!"
MixerOfTheNinjaKind 6 months ago 14
ill subscribe to someone if they can type out what rake says at 2:08
22MrSamuel 7 months ago
@22MrSamuel "gasoline starts a car because the hydrocarbons that make up gasoline contain a certain amount of chemical energy that can be released in the form of fire to drive the pistons and move the tires, woo woo."
Fortissimomuziq 6 months ago
Check you mother fucker. waaalow!!! woooo wooooo...
wreckedcobaltss 7 months ago
Period blood and mustard!
khrystal1968 7 months ago
i think rake is wayyyy smarter than he looks. rip dunn!
ZBHampton 8 months ago
@ZBHampton He's a chemist dude.
OzzyFan87 7 months ago
@OzzyFan87 maybe so but he looks like some of the homeless people selling newspapers on the side of the road. i didnt say he wasnt smart, just saying he looks "homely"
ZBHampton 7 months ago
@ZBHampton of course he is, he's a professional chemist.
shredhead667 7 months ago
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not with out your help. But you're not helping. Because it's covered in MUSTARD.
CeruleanFilms 8 months ago
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CeruleanFilms 8 months ago
why is dico so awsome??
ICScKy 8 months ago 4
Woodee woodee woo
drlovebutton 8 months ago
STOP FUCKING WITH ME, WAALOW !!
Op3rationMongoose 8 months ago 4
i wish rake would be my chemestry teacher
BKerve5894 8 months ago 3
Rake looks like Roy Wood from the early 70's.
charlespeterwatson 8 months ago
Whoo Whoo
darkworldinc 8 months ago
In soviet russia mustard hates you
svedala040 8 months ago 17
@svedala040 dumb
DANHASABIGBALL 6 months ago
they should pour period blood on him
Rich2932 9 months ago
She wants to share her pleasurous pussy
BigUpsKonviction 9 months ago
stop fucking with me wah dah!
yurdp 10 months ago
I met rake in jamaica, he's a cool dude
DrunkenDragon58104 10 months ago
Sooooo fucking funny how rake gets serious when he answer the scientific question xddd
Luco199 11 months ago
Love Dico's imitation of Rake!!!!!!!!!!
WinstonGrabbe 1 year ago 2
would you eat mustard or tased? tased!!!
halogods101 1 year ago
God sake whoever tht dude is he seems the type tht would scream at you and babble utter shit
Hey it's Don Vito lol
I mean the comment dude nothing to do wi the video
Bm watever is his name
He's having a go at everyone Jeeze
Wait a minute he's on bout ppl spending there life on YouTube.......WTF is he doing????!!! Lol
GunsNRoses2392 1 year ago
who the fuck coats their pussy with mustard???
fayeslover 1 year ago 4
i love his metal head impression
wooo dooo dooo
Mercenist 1 year ago
OI @bbv001 YOU FAT YANKY FUCK SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DIRTY MUSLIM FUCK NIGGER ASS BITCH, CRAWL THE FUCK BACK TO YOUR MUMS BASEMENT YOU OBESE PAEDOFILE BALD GREASY BEARDED MACDONALDS WORSHIPING FUCK.
JamieMoxey 1 year ago 3
@JamieMoxey Wow, congrats on not being able to spell..Can you feed yourself? Do you have to call your mom to wipe ur ass when you make a #2?
bbv001 1 year ago
@bbv001 I wouldn't say anything about spelling, when you can't spell "your", it's not "ur".
LJKBIGMAC 1 year ago
@LJKBIGMAC Hahahaha!!! Wow, a spelling insult! Sick burn faggot!!!!!!!!!! Okay, I give that was just too much to take.
bbv001 1 year ago
@bbv001 I didnt know i insulted you. How was that an insult?
LJKBIGMAC 1 year ago
@LJKBIGMAC what kind of loser trolls youtube vids, reads everyone's comments then takes the time to tell someone that misspelled something wrong. Wow, some fucking life you must have....
bbv001 1 year ago
@bbv001 You were one of the first comments i saw, so no, i didnt read all of them, and im not trolling anything. I looked up the video because it's funny, was looking at comments, saw you mispelled "your", and tried to help you out. I guess you don't like when people try and help out huh?
LJKBIGMAC 1 year ago
@LJKBIGMAC That's about as fucking stupid as me telling you that you didn't capitalize the "i" in your last post. You need some fucking hobbies, try going outside or something and stop living your life with the internet and the computer.
bbv001 1 year ago
@bbv001 Can't really go outside, negative degree's are hard to play around in.
LJKBIGMAC 1 year ago
@LJKBIGMAC can i piss in your mouth
uguysarefried 11 months ago
@LJKBIGMAC ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur yur yoor yuor
pladampa 10 months ago
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OI @bbv001 YOU FAT YANKY FUCK SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DIRTY MUSLIM FUCK NIGGER ASS BITCH, CRAWL THE FUCK BACK TO YOUR MUMS BASEMENT YOU OBESE PAEDOFILE BALD GREASY BEARDED MACDONALDS WORSHIPING FUCK.
HAIL ALLAH!
JamieMoxey 1 year ago
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JamieMoxey 1 year ago
WOO WOO :P
SheenaAlexis 1 year ago
damn hes smart WOO WOO :P
eobo1 1 year ago
Fake.
bbv001 1 year ago
@bbv001 How the fuck is this fake dude?
DanIsOnFire21 1 year ago
@DanIsOnFire21 well...i'll try to explain this slowly bc you seem a bit dull...The whole rake hating mustard scenario is fake and they built that up to make a funny moment for the CKY video...
bbv001 1 year ago
@bbv001 Dont call me dull you fucking cunt.
DanIsOnFire21 1 year ago
@DanIsOnFire21 just keep trolling CKY vids virgin faggot
bbv001 1 year ago
@bbv001 Go die of heart disease you obese american cunt.
DanIsOnFire21 1 year ago
@DanIsOnFire21 you need to find some hobbies. Try getting away from your computer once in awhile...Try going outside, meeting real people and actually talking to girls. There's a whole life outside of youtube and webcam sites man... I feel bad for ya
bbv001 1 year ago
@bbv001 You americans are all the same. Your God's ultimate insult to this earth. You people fuck it all up. Besides, your probably like 14/15 years old. Have fun acting like a bigman on the internet little boy. Go to Mcdonalds and eat your american-self to death, its what your country is best at.
DanIsOnFire21 1 year ago 4
@DanIsOnFire21 hahaha right the old american thing...hope you enjoy youtube cock sucker bc guess who invented it? hahahah clueless bastard..
bbv001 1 year ago
@bbv001 dude just shut the fuck up and die? You'll be doing everyone a favour.
DanIsOnFire21 1 year ago
@bbv001 DanlsOnFire is obviously better than you in every way you utter waste of air. Get back under your rock you ugly tard, aren't trolls like you suppose to be waiting for billy goats? Fucking Pedobear go ruin someone else's day with your existance.
ax3ninja 1 year ago
@ax3ninja stick to the video games faggot....
bbv001 1 year ago
@bbv001 stick to being a useless pile of puss, prick.
ax3ninja 1 year ago
@bbv001 why don't you just go suck a fuck trolololololololololololololololololol
CAU5ONI92I 1 year ago
his face after brandon asks him about the mustard pussy and the squirt you with mustard
Deathcore16 1 year ago
id throw him in the fuckin pricker bushes! hahahahaha
Deathcore16 1 year ago 2
which CKY documentary does this scene featured?
DarkDragonAdal 1 year ago
yeah there are all sorts of completely irratoinal phobias out there that really mess with certain people. there;s a video on here about some girl who cannot tolerate any cotton wool near her, and this other guy who is deathly afraid of peaches or pickles or something. funny videos but really weird.
jimmyshitbags 1 year ago
why isnt dico and raab in jackass 3? fuck
TwoLeggedBeast09 1 year ago 2
@TwoLeggedBeast09 Well that just completely turned me off from watching it!
paddmaddproductions 1 year ago
"That Filthy, Fucking, French's Yellow Shit!" XD
TheR0flman 1 year ago 62
Unless it's one reaction clip repeated over and over, Rake hates even the mention of mustard.
PsychoticSnake 1 year ago
It's really abnormal to hate mustard that much.
dave86silv83 1 year ago
"woo woo woo"
LeM0njui3c3 1 year ago
u missed the best part where dico goes "Im sorry, thats incorrect." hahaha
hockeypunk136 1 year ago
I like Rake Yohn, we both have one thing in common, we both hate mustard.
kingsnake23 1 year ago
THAT FILTHY FUCKING FRENCH N-MMR-YELLOW !!SHIT!!
mrlebowski562 1 year ago
Now I know how a car is started
ShadyNJ 1 year ago
12 people do love mustard
fayeslover 1 year ago
500th like!
ChocolateMilkMonster 1 year ago
WOO DOO
psychoracer200 1 year ago
why would a football be covered in mustard LMAO
1993gandy 1 year ago
Seriously, why does Rake hate mustard so damn much?
splintercell2002 1 year ago
best cky skit ever
dbagmcgee311 1 year ago
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Mustard? I don't blame him. It's gross as hell.
GintokisGirl95 1 year ago
WOO WOO WOO SOMEBODY GET ME SOME PANTEN PRO V
housemasters1 1 year ago
lmao! he would take a tazer over mustard hahaha!
cortes1988 1 year ago
Haha! I love Rake Yohn.
KellyCurbstommp 1 year ago 2
dico is by far the best ever in cky. funniest dude
prokid55 1 year ago
dico look better with no facial lol
princecthulhu 1 year ago
haha Dico does the best impressions of everyone haha
QuandarGB 1 year ago 30
i hate mustard on my sandwiches and hot dogs, not getting squirted with it. i'd be more mad if I got squirted while not paying attention, rather than finding out wat I got squirted with was mustard
FreakinRican6969 1 year ago
I wonder exactly why Rake hates mustard so much...
Is it the taste, or hat? I personally think mustard is pretty nice, but there are a million things MUCH more worse than mustard...
GGGriggs 1 year ago
@GGGriggs Probaby just a phobia, no real explanations to those.
LJKBIGMAC 1 year ago
@LJKBIGMAC Maybe...But his reaction when he got covered in mustard in Jackass: The Movie seemed more one of hatred and anger, not fear...
:-D
He dented Bam's car, which was bloody hilarious.....
:-D
GGGriggs 1 year ago
@GGGriggs Ya, i see what you mean. He must just hate the taste or something.
LJKBIGMAC 1 year ago
@LJKBIGMAC Probably...But it's weird, 'cos he said he would rather massage Wee Man's ass with oil than eat even a small bit of mustard...
Yeah, he must hate it so badly......
:-D
GGGriggs 1 year ago
@GGGriggs Who knows, Rake Yohns a pretty weird dude.
LJKBIGMAC 1 year ago
@LJKBIGMAC weird, but still damn funny.
:-D
GGGriggs 1 year ago
Woo woo
trevorskates94 1 year ago
it's covered in mustard lol
MrVincentR 1 year ago
fucking mustard is the worst
greyskull1984 1 year ago
1:02-1:11,L-O-L!!
deathmetal1ean 1 year ago
"Stop fuckin wit me, WADD DA!" ROFL!! Dico. XD
Sargesgrl12 1 year ago
@Sargesgrl12 I think its "Wal-lau!"
lol
BrianMWrong 1 year ago
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"I like it on my french fries" "BLAHH NOBODY LIKES THA FUG ON MY FREN FRY WADD DA ! " CLASSIC!!!
pungentcorpse1 1 year ago
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pungentcorpse1 1 year ago
I can kind of sympathize with Rake...I hate Twilight, and anything to do with it, just as much as Rake hates mustard...Maybe even more so!
:-D
GGGriggs 1 year ago
He didn't react as bad as I expected in Jackass: The Movie...I thought he was gonna KILL everybody present!
:-D
GGGriggs 1 year ago
Rake has nightmares about mustard.
JaydenIsaJerk 2 years ago 3
how the fuck can he be so scared or angry about fuckin'mustard!XD
thadutchguy 2 years ago 4
his reactions to the word mustard are so fucking funny lmao
insomniaticnimrod 2 years ago 12
I like the little buzzer-button thing. It's a fucking closet light.
Z3RO0RD1E 2 years ago 9
WOO DE WAAA WOOO
Bender1919 2 years ago 3
I named my cat Rakeyohn.
b3tr4y4l 2 years ago 33
@b3tr4y4l perfect!!!!!!!!!
Akidvid 2 years ago
does it too hate mustard?
rgmztxy 2 years ago 2
WTF were his parents thinking when they called him rake?!?0
daewon1100 2 years ago
@daewon1100 his real name is Edward Carl Webb
Akidvid 2 years ago 3
his name is theodore webb you fuckin idiot
Darkez982 2 years ago
@Darkez982 was that necessary? and no YOU DUMB FUCK his name is not Theodore
Akidvid 2 years ago
tedd is short for theodore, his name is Theodore "Tedd" webb and his brother "Art" - Arthur
Darkez982 2 years ago
It's Edward
cky12qxz 2 years ago 2
"You're out in the cornfield, all of the sudden you are hit in the back of the head with a football...it's covered in mustard"
"Puh"
r0ckitman10 2 years ago
i will admit the last answer, blew my mind..
punk98 2 years ago
Just talking about mustard causes him to go nuts...
YourEverydayGameFan 2 years ago
rake is so funny when he's really mad
sonicfreak04 2 years ago 2
lol "stop fucking with me" wall ouu!!
garth408 2 years ago 3
i love mustard woo woo!
mesuhlikemusic 2 years ago 4
im so scared of you
Jabels07 2 years ago
wtf u on about :S
DaFakaMatt 2 years ago
Why isn't Dico doing stand-up comedy?
anastu 2 years ago 5
doesnt want to i assume
dmx1910 2 years ago
cuz thats what you would do
Jabels07 2 years ago
he needs his own show
garth408 2 years ago
he had his own show, called Blastazoid, with him and dico as cohosts.
SuperPunk4life 2 years ago
pause at 1:44 its all win hahahaha
ethan6444 2 years ago
mustard sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
slipknotskater666 2 years ago 5
@slipknotskater666
frenches, yes, yes it does.
a good TRUE spicy mustard that's all old school and prolly expensive..HEAD
enjoy it
420xwaytoomanyx420 1 year ago
Rake... he could totally eat ur brain if he wanted to... scary
89MidnightSun89 2 years ago
I too hate mustard. I would rather eat puke than eat a spoon of mustard. It's a legal poison that's everywhere. Open your eyes people, and understand the terror mustard brings to the world.
Gammeldamp 2 years ago
I dont like mustard either
123amyabcablesss 2 years ago
the hottest girl in the world approaches you. of, she wants to share her pleasureable pussy with you.But...
Its coated with mustard.
rere989375 2 years ago
Rake looks like he could really do some damage if he wanted to.
wheelofteeth 2 years ago
"I'd throw em in the pricker bushes.. Woo Woo woo"... Lol
Nikiblah 2 years ago 4
holy shit hes a chemist?????
paut23 2 years ago 4
I LOVE MUSTARD
HeavyMetal4life95 2 years ago
The funniest thing is he's a chemist, but he lives with his parents.
cjcheeze 2 years ago 52
@cjcheeze the funniest thing is that, he doesnt live with his parents. He has a wicked hot wife and a house. check out his facebook.
BrianMWrong 1 year ago
@BrianMWrong He did for quite a bit
cjcheeze 1 year ago
@cjcheeze why is that funny?
orangebluemango 1 year ago
@orangebluemango He has a beard...lol
cjcheeze 1 year ago
@cjcheeze
bath tub LSD is cheap...
his TEEN dreams cum true, "imma get a degree and make my OWN shit guyss..." still with parents is yer though
420xwaytoomanyx420 1 year ago
wow da dow
timothyskateboards 2 years ago
in the form of....fire....to start the pistons! Woo-Hoo!
feelbass64 2 years ago
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TheStale1 2 years ago
That's the funniest thing, nobody would ever guess that Rake is a chemist.
XtraTrstrL 2 years ago 7
i kinda figured it out when i saw him make latex masks of don vito
VirtRampage 2 years ago 4
i thought he was some crazy cock suckker they found on the street but come to find out hes the obly one with a acual job
bosshog871 2 years ago 4
Woo woo.
theberzerker0 2 years ago 5
1:03 i knew he was a robot!!!!
Derdougherty 2 years ago
0:51 ROTFFL. >XD
zilcherr 2 years ago
hahahahaha stop fuckin wit me waddaow
greatest video, how dicos so chill when he askin the questions haha pleasurous pussy
GEfootball11 2 years ago
rake is the weirdest guy of viva la bam.
hes kinda scary :P
denniesloot18 2 years ago