White Kids You Know - Race War

[ZetsubouJohnny]

remember when fuse was good?

[ItIsJoshua]

Oh shit I think I have an Italian neighbor! 

[SeriouslyPissedOff]

ahahaha RACE WAR, this is great

[chicopapass]

This is one of their worst skecthes... its so pointlessly dumb.

[HushErthling]

@chicopapass If you don't think this is even a little bit funny, i don't think you are going to enjoy WKUK

[chicopapass]

@HushErthling i admit i laughed at it a bit. but out of all of their sketches this one is just kinda dissapointing

[HushErthling]

@chicopapass i have to admit, i's not ther best skit :p

[chicopapass]

@HushErthling ya... definately better ones.

[HushErthling]

@chicopapass btw. i didn't mean to be a prick

[chicopapass]

@HushErthling nah dude its all good.  It's hard to tell peoples true intention through text.

[Thegodsunwantedchild]

I heard the laughing...but I thought that was me

[MrMonkeyThumbsticks]

All humans are part of the same race, its science.

[kbarentine]

Trevor "What are you?"

Sam "English"

Trevor "Uh... THATS AMERICA!"

CLASSIC

[guitargod909]

My favorite part is how Sam is laughing in the background the entire time

[allamericandude15]

At the end you can hear Sam giggling in the background.

[littleitalianice]

Why cant you people just enjoy the video, accept it's a joke, and shut the fuck up.

[bic94]

The guy on the sidewalk acts JUST like my buddy... I swear its him in the future haha

[2700giovanni]

I am Roman in thought and passionate like the German a conqueror like the spanish ..and the theology of the moors all of what i am racially..because it was written in the book of Genesis that sons of god went into the daughters of man and they were the great men of old..we are the Aryan race Nephilim our bloodline are from the Angels. And i am post human and hard wired..And My God is The mighty Lord of the worlds light that travels at 188000 miles per second light that lives in the stars.NS88

[UndeadClown95]

@2700giovanni Your joking right?

[2700giovanni]

@UndeadClown95 NOPE!

[screamingdoor]

@2700giovanni Dude, it's a video. Chill.

[theguywhoannoysme]

@2700giovanni I'm Australian and I couldn't possibly care less. Unless I ignored you completely, but it's too late for that.

[keiskay]

@2700giovanni your not jewish so everything you said was invalid. as far as the bible is concerned your a gentile.

[2700giovanni]

@keiskay your not Aryan that's why everything i said is valid.. God bless Palestine NS88

[keiskay]

@2700giovanni and your not aryan either just cause you think your aryan cause your a national socialist doesnt make you aryan. i like how you have NS88 as in national socalist heil hitler i presume? if you knew anything of nazism you would have to understand that you would need to be a german born individual of white skin blond hair and blue eyes. but your more likely a neo NS instead of a traditional. 

[2700giovanni]

@keiskay Hitler said that the Spanish and the Italians were Aryan people you don't know any thing about NS you don't have to be Nordic.. that was for his people...there were Muslims that Hitler had in his army. like the Mufti Blessing SS soldiers in Germany just google it and they were national socialist i have direct European Italian and Spanish ancestry. they were the ancestors of the blond Aryans..they are indo Europeans black hair tan skin but Caucasoid.. stop trying to divide us Jew.

[CzechAvailabilitie]

@2700giovanni

Actual Aryans were a collection of central-Asian tribes that conquered northern India hundreds of years ago and although they had lighter skin then the people from southern India they were still far from begin "white".

Hitler didn't know jack shit.

[CzechAvailabilitie]

@2700giovanni

Also the very idea that the many and diverse cultures that happen to have pale skin are somehow all part of one group is very recent and frankly quite preposterous and moronic. "Whiteness" was invented as a tool of class warfare to justify slavery and colonization of other races and to prevent the working "white" people from realizing they had far more in common with the oppressed then the oppressors.

There is no such thing as "white people".

[Metallycah23]

Something tells me that this was not scripted and just something Trevor thought of when he was bored :p

[2700giovanni]

this video is nonsense..NS88

[fusionfallisgr8]

somone hacked my fusionfall account!

vid was funny:)

[HeavyMetalHindu]

I've known ppl like the character Trevor is playing in this one >.<

[mountainman787]

this is probubly on of the best episodes

[lilracerboi]

Pssst, did you forget to press two more keys? (Eh, Title.)

[irishboy8814]

Too bad the guy in the window was a jew, ruined the whole video.

And bringing a bat to a race war......nice prep.

We know it's meant to be funny....just next time leave the jew out.

WHITE PRIDE WORLD WIDE

[poopsmith890]

@irishboy8814 lol when does it say he's jewish?

[MusicForTheBody07]

Lol

Im English

Wha....That's American. I couldn't get that guy he was in a truck XD

[16rotokid]

every other street has like 90 bnlack people

[16rotokid]

most my neighborhood is black people except my street there is only 2 black people and no one likes them

[jimjam1231]

@16rotokid cuz there black ^

[Calluswhatyouwill1]

HEY!! RACE WAR!!

[thearistacats1]

he looks a lot like pete townshend with that facial hair

[louishoward81]

Lol I'm mix raced and actually kept laughing through this

[TheJonathanTyler]

well according to ken ham: we are all the same race just different shades.... (he is a christian pastor)

[Durfey06]

lol. stupid blacks are smelly and ugly. i'm glad they aren't allowed in my neighborhood.. well unless it's to clean the lawn or whatever.

[TheJonathanTyler]

@Durfey06 um yeah im gonna go out on a limb here and say you my friend are rascists as fuck.

[got2many]

@Durfey06 why did they reject your gay advances? oh poor baby.

[IamKLine]

@Durfey06 Huh? I thought that the job of Mexicans

[RevJoshsFunhouse]

119 people told the Italians

[wanderlustwarrior]

Couldn't get him because he was in a truck?

I guess he lost the race.

...war.

[randomguy034]

boo not funny

[Kismetmetme]

696,969

[kjhammer120]

sam looks totally high

[omgtkseth]

Those are nationalities, not races...

[nitsua720]

@omgtkseth thats the joke duh

[omgtkseth]

@nitsua720 Really? I thought that the joke was just the behavior...

[ToothpickMcBrainy]

@omgtkseth

Exactly. 

[CakeBeneathTheIcing]

That must be bill from accounting in the window.

[13Segruts]

When's God  gonna tell white people to suck it?!

[strider557]

@13Segruts Same day you stop sucking white people

[SuperDerekDixon]

@strider557 burn!!!



[evangrogers]

@strider557 ... your sentence... the punctuation...

... your sentence means that there is a being known as "some day you" and that it apparently sucks white people, and it apparently is going to stop...

WHAT IS YOUR SENTENCE COMMUNICATING?!

[EzbeeOfSnR]

@13Segruts 'god' lol

[KWPajak]

Monty Python...WKUK

[TheR3TuS]

title fail



[ShankingIsFun]

... i feel like a blonde.... for the longest time i thought it was race like "i'll race you to the playground" not.. "you're black" lol

[kyew123]

What are you? English. huh! thats american hey wait theres a black guy ima go get him

[mrevilpieguy]

im glad im on his side

[DeadNorwegianBlue]

My little brother this sketch was about racing!

[FierySockHat]

they must live in Philadelphia

[godfreyhowatchin]

@FierySockHat I wouldn't want to live anywhere else. God knows it's dangerous to live around too many of those fucking white people.

[dropdadime]

AHP!

...

...

...That's American!

[baphomet58]

niggers do this every day

[4Darco]

Just so everyone knows vovk3 and hailourvictory are mist likely Internet trolls with nothing better to do

[2boysmommindy]

@dmeskouris besides Monty Python....

[rabidraccoon2]

wtf sam with a beard...and...that hair...

[IAmNumberFro44]

First comment!!!

[Kylethebatman]

its the same race... no... yes... no we are American

[zDeViL09]

109 people are italian

[EviljoeMr]

yeah race war!!!! sieg heil

[ricpride]

@EviljoeMr hahhahaha! :D

[AZTEKxDelta]

yeah race war lol

[Xoiloveyou96]

We're America! Lmao

[ThatoneguyJakeKing]

"Theres one! ..... He was in a truck...couldnt get him" hahahahah

[mymarkis666]

I've killed two white devils.

[beiterman23]

u wanna get her no u like her never mind come on

[37MrTh]

O from listening to the dudes arguing of rave wars I relived it was a RACE war not like a running race I thought they were Gina run up and down the streets blindfold each other trying to win

[ring0theding0]

race war!



[heybloc]

I love how the camera man is laughing his ass off

[Jaydoggy531]

@heybloc

The cameraman is Darren actually.

[katiesaucedon]

Best skit ever.

[xXpatsfan87Xx]

is he laughing at 1:36

[ARNGcandy]

FUCK the racist on here... everyone is equal.

We as people; white, black or any other are just that, a race.

BTW, this video is insane...fricken hilarious. It's the slick comments of people who suck!!!

[Vovk3]

@ARNGcandy

When a race war happens (and the truth is, there will be one), people like you will be killed off. Why? Because you were foolish enough to believe bullshit propaganda.

[Vovk3]

@Vovk3

What else? All the immigrants that people like you keep inviting in because you think they are equal to you will (if it isn't apparent already) reveal to you the stinking truth: They hate whites. Why is it idiotic to support and love these people? It's idiotic because you keep loving people that hate you and want you dead. Don't believe me? Read about the black-run flash mobs that target whites. This happens all the time and the shites are too timid to fight back. Too stupid to see.

[Vovk3]

And then when your race is nearly eliminated, what will you say then? That it was worth it? That you don't need them anymore?

At that point, I will say: I will not protect you because of your idiocy. I will not tolerate your shit that got us killed. I will throw you to the blacks, Mexicans, and Vietnamese so you can see for yourself what they really think of you. If you by some chance recant your bullshit, then you will know why you should support your race.

Fucking idiot.

[dieHeeresschar]

@Vovk3 You know what I think about that? watch?v=hyXggq-dvu0

[Vovk3]

@dieHeeresschar

Only a simpleton comes up with such a pathetic argument.

[dieHeeresschar]

@Vovk3 Only a simpleton actually considers my response an "argument."

[ownagebutter]

@dieHeeresschar YA FUKN RAPSCALLION U BEST SHUT CHO BITCH NIGGA ASS UP OLD BOI

[dieHeeresschar]

@ownagebutter I'm not black, but whatever.

[ownagebutter]

@dieHeeresschar YEAH WHATEVER, U IZ NOW YA BITCH. U AINT NUTHIN

NUN A' YALLZ AI NT NUTHIN!

[flippy55555]

@ARNGcandy Except for the Mexicans.

[silentslayer250]

haha, shes italian? dont bring her

[allycookie2009]

This one is true to the name "Whitest Kids You Know"

[kingofallpie]

its sketches like this that make me forgive them for season 2

[OtherSideOfArgument]

racewar. myplace. 2 aclock. im gonna be the seargant.

[Whitenoizeboyz]

YOU CAN BE CAPTAIN I WILL BE SERGENT

[SadoKaden]

What are you?

English.

GASP!.. That's American.

[emohot112]

This is so simple and so funny I just love it

[SadieMiss]

LOLOLOL

[frsdonahue]

stupid white boy.

[ThePickles1218]

You can hear sam laugh at the end haha :D

[224nyyanks]

gayest thing everrrrr

[DaFleegsta]

this is like knoxkorner in real life

[xMeffLabx]

the best skit by far

[jaborygoonk23]

this video makes me think racist are good

[METALMAN4Wii]

@jaborygoonk23 Well do you like people hating you because it goes both ways.....!

[TheGuyWithTheSniper]

Lol I'm Italian and I laughed the hardest at 0:58

[babyguurliie123]

Come on race war ! oh ! theres a guy over there !

...

he was in a truck. i couldnt get hiim.

[xXSlySGXx]

ahhh.......thats american

[whiteboys4ev3r]

he was in a truck i couldnt get him

[kingpainfull]

Dont tell her she'll tell the italians lmfao

[pyscobrand]

This is one of their earliest sketches. Fucking awesome man.

[CrocoDuck420]

The guy in the Window is a boring patsy.

[WorldSacred]

Thought the clip was going to end with a close up of him saying "Baseball" not "race war", with the whole thing just one misunderstanding.

[bonker333]

He was in a truck.

[WolfFan316]

What race is she?

She's Itallian.

No, don't bring her.

[Termnix216]

1:32 Lmmfaoooo!

[pieeatercolin]

This looks like it was made up as it went.

AWSOME

[Cassinessify]

How do they come up with these great ideas! Trevor plays his part so well lol. I don't know if I'm with the whites (German/Irish/Polish/Swedish), Slavics (Yugoslavian) or Italians! D:

[LordClaremorris]

@Cassinessify Polish are Slavs. Irish are Celtic, and Germans and Swedes are Germanic (or as I prefer, Teutonic). These are purely linguistic groups, and it would be a silly mistake to imagine linguistic families to equate "races." Especially in Europe, where they're been intermingling for centuries. Dividing Europe into "races" is pure folly and cannot be sustained by any credible evidence. They were mocking the idiocy of white supremacists in this sketch, as it were.

[DjPetrov]

I guess im with the Slavics....

[rjsmithy93]

hes gonna beat them with the bat. then GRAPE them.

[TheMeanSgtPlaysPiano]

@rjsmithy93 FOR DECADES AND DECADES AND DECADESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[m112363]

ive watched this 10 times today

[m112363]

he was in a truck >.< LOL

[dmeskouris]

These guys blow every sketch group out of the water



[higoshimaru]

@dmeskouris Hmmm maybe not monty python

[dmeskouris]

@higoshimaru maybe not but close to it...

[MrSiikwithasmile]

@dmeskouris except for Monty Python of course (:

[brianspost75]

Hooray for the race war! We are gonna set it all right by God.

[brianspost75]

Hooray for the race war! We are gonna set it all right by God. God Damn Niggers.

[sforzandope]

"She Italian?"

"Yeah."

"...Don't bring her."

LOL

[tmpsk8r]

101 people are black

[liamag92]

lol Italians are white. Still funny.

[italianice388]

@KKKSuperFan crucifying jesus?

[DeadNorwegianBlue]

SERGEANT EAGLE FORT!!!

[Powerslacker]

You can be captain! I'm gonna be sergeant!

[laughingcrazily]

races war

[ComeonIdontcare]

is that an impro ?

[oldfart387]

These all seem to be punks that can't even get a job at McDonalds.

[PhocksTheFox]

@oldfart387 And yet they probably make more money than you.

[Lvl62paladin]

@oldfart387 Of course they can't. McDonalds won't hire people who are too smart.

[killerducky420]

@oldfart387 yea well that doesent change the fact that they are more popular than you and make more money than you do

[g4man41]

@jerryhsu3 "That's America."* "That's an American."*

[brandon5429111]

C'mon, racewar

[SmexyDrewster]

What are you? English. OH. That's American. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[bloodlesXxXvampire]

Im native american.....who im i with?

[rwiseley]

@bloodlesXxXvampire The survivor of a REAL racewar lol

[maggotinmd2010]

looks like wkuk is actually wkkk

[nakedscrewmonkey]

RACEWAR?

OK, gimmee a minute while I go get my carving knife,

and I'll be right down!!

[wowzerpoopythethird]

@nakedscrewmonkey haha yeah man you always gotta be ready for a race war

[distortionpf]

come on

racewar

[dsiris]

He was In a truck lmaoXD

[srhdel14]

trevors face when he's like that american

[GuardianDZA]

Please....Please...

Just....Stop....Commenting....

While i still have faith in humanity.......Just stop.

[Sigele1]

That's one happy racist

[METALMAN4Wii]

@Sigele1 You're going to have to tell him there's no war tho.

break it to him nicely and maybe take him to DQ afterwards......?

[danielvlee]

lmao Bill was loling at the end

[drhey1111]

100 people got their butts wooped in a race war

[Kelseygirl607]

are you people really arguing about this ? get a life.

[Blacksmurf313]

Go look this up on you tube. "catch a predator dateline nbc"

[dawsonboy92]

Its crazy how many people can't spell on youtube. How does anyone mess up "bible"?

[dawsonboy92]

Its crazy how many people can't spell on youtube. How does anyone mess up "bible"?

[pruedence110588]

@dawsonboy92

Well technically that could have just been a slip. I'm more concerned with the word 'ignorad'.

[OrangePeelEffect]

IM GOING TO GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH

[laladieladada]

she is the same race....

whut? what?

no man we are american xD

love to see americans proof themself dumb again ^^