Well i guess the chimp found it necessary to learn some karate to kick ass in the prime ape world after his peers made fun of him for fainting after sniffing his crap and falling out of a tree.
Hmmm teaching a chimp Karate.....that just sounds like one of those stories that ends badly.....very badly...
As in Headlines that read "Monkey that killed Mayor Escapes After Beating Police to Bloody Pulp" and "President Hires Chuck Norris To Bring In Ninja Ape" and finally "Chuck Norris Found Dead, W/ Bannana Stuck Up Anus.....Police Baffled"
teach the animal who is already stronger than us how to kick our asses...GREAT IDEA!! now planet of the apes might just not be a movie in the near future
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Whoa! hear that roundhouse kick! Let that nasty monkey loose in the jungle...he shall teach his monkey brothers.....and the would frolic in safety around their sacred idol...a Monolithic Chuck Norris statue.
now that chimp is coool... if it was up to me i would put it into a ring with a chav..that would be funny.. but know knives chavs......although it didnt matter even if he did the monkey would still kick he ass lol:D
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RomanSupreme 5 months ago
0_o imagine if they realise him in 2 the wild and kicks all the other chimps asses LOL =)
BranFlakes7st 8 months ago
We
Are
Fucked.
lolisbol 10 months ago
imagine if that was someones face
dapadawan 11 months ago
I should probably get to work on my english paper instead of watching a monkey do karate
DwamnMan 11 months ago 4
@DwamnMan He's an ape not a monkey you should do you biology homework too lol.
sinshiro 8 months ago
i wouldent want to run into that monkey in a dark ally
ndq0 1 year ago
Awesome remix made karate chimp more epic than he already was
Mugenat0r 1 year ago
I wonder what kind of hell he had to go through to get this shot.
ellencalvo 1 year ago
I wounder how hard they can punch?
sinshiro 1 year ago
@sinshiro probably really hard chimps are 5-8x stronger than any human.
lilsm555 8 months ago
NINJA MONKEYS
drassassin13 1 year ago
wow he is good at karate
peggy692 1 year ago
HOLY SHIT THAT MONKEY WILL KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!
joey187 1 year ago
WTF
him is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zeroabraham444 1 year ago
Well i guess the chimp found it necessary to learn some karate to kick ass in the prime ape world after his peers made fun of him for fainting after sniffing his crap and falling out of a tree.
ShadowSociety556 1 year ago
Hmmm teaching a chimp Karate.....that just sounds like one of those stories that ends badly.....very badly...
As in Headlines that read "Monkey that killed Mayor Escapes After Beating Police to Bloody Pulp" and "President Hires Chuck Norris To Bring In Ninja Ape" and finally "Chuck Norris Found Dead, W/ Bannana Stuck Up Anus.....Police Baffled"
frankensteinmoneymac 1 year ago 12
@frankensteinmoneymac ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jgroves56 8 months ago
wow i dont wanna make that chimp angry xD
kaxxor 1 year ago
teach the animal who is already stronger than us how to kick our asses...GREAT IDEA!! now planet of the apes might just not be a movie in the near future
madguitarist104 1 year ago 5
I bet that chimp can beat us all who watched this HAHA!
aslankraw 1 year ago
Unsere vorfahren habens drauf xD
Holsen100 1 year ago
Hahaha Awesome i like it!! :)
99RanqeFtw 1 year ago
so geil der affe
95predator 2 years ago
So awesome
NinjettiJman 2 years ago
haha nice
koldfreerunning 2 years ago
Affengeil
USGERPATRIOT1 2 years ago
I so see that chimp beating a gorilla up...awesome plain epic win.
novaforce91 2 years ago
F20CPWR , shut your fuckin mouth up, this monkey rules
Edgaraks 2 years ago
HAHAHA Hammer Affe! Echt sau gut :D
boozemasterF 2 years ago
Awesome...! !
Doggieworld3 2 years ago
wtf..lol
F20CPWR 2 years ago 2
Oh YEAH! Chimp-Lee from tha Wu-Tang-Clan!
MrsD7777 2 years ago 2
song ???????
DBTaby 2 years ago
all real and cool
11fergiefan11 2 years ago
Joe "Bean" Esposito-You're the Best Aound
wspang1993 2 years ago
song - Joe Esposito - You're the Best Around
bosnsk 2 years ago
damn, chimps can rip your face off with out knowing karate... for the love of god dont teach him to shoot or we'll all be doomed...!
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zakor33 11 months ago
OMB (ohh my Boudaa) haha
nice onE
TheNamnamnam 2 years ago
Wow!
catholicexodus 2 years ago
The human has the worst hair.
They gave hime the blackbelt to get him out of the academy...they couldn't take it anymore.
TrexWebVideos 2 years ago
wow that chimps better than me lol
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bartek50111 2 years ago
why is it that all white dudes that are black belts have mullets?
BrianJunglist 2 years ago
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kidc2004 2 years ago
lol
BrianJunglist 2 years ago
If only the wicked witch had flying monkees with these skillz dat killz
LameIsTheName 2 years ago
que chimpanse tan hp
RHARIHU 2 years ago
Dang, you better not dangle any food in front of this monkey. | 8
GeckTech 2 years ago
that monkey got 1 mean round house kick
shotta191 2 years ago
what is the name from this song??
ABCvvf 2 years ago
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kirschh 2 years ago
Karate Monkeeeey ;D
Fist145 2 years ago
The monkey really have skills.
cremtigern 2 years ago
fightina chimp that knows karate is a guaranteed death .
Babygreen9 2 years ago 2
DAAAAAAAAAAMN WHAT IS THIS???
00mehmetali00 2 years ago
this is 1 chimp i dont want to pickpocket in an ally :P
wolfhart13 2 years ago 2
chimps can kick people's assess with or without knowing karate. they tend to be 150+ pounds of PURE muscle.
Crsenhuvv 2 years ago 2
i no, bcuz they are supposed to lift their own weigth in the trees and stuff like that
Digitunez 2 years ago 2
0.24-0.26
wspang1993 2 years ago
Hey thats my bodyguard!
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awogta 2 years ago
monkeys are so fuckin amazing!
qpJUSTiNOqp 2 years ago
this is going into my fav's
sportsdudes997 3 years ago
He looks like my students
ilikezappa 3 years ago 3
aaaaaaaaww shame i feel sorry for the chimp
creepygirl118 3 years ago
i cant believe im saying this but that chimp could kik my ass
lilpaul1551 3 years ago 3
I wouldn't want to get kicked by that chimp! lol
sgtjlopez 3 years ago
ownage !!!!!!!
zteroidboy 3 years ago
BBBEAST.
EvilJamJar 3 years ago
he's ready for a competition.
hockeymaster2000 3 years ago
i love it can i have him haha hes soo cool
raymondwalsh1234 3 years ago
That`s amazing!!!
BleedingBambi 3 years ago
thats no chimp thats the kid from the movie karate kid lol
pigion2000 3 years ago
SWEEP THE LEG!
lobstress 3 years ago
this chimp is the s**t !!!
rachoner 3 years ago
hahahahaha stupid
peppemario 3 years ago
lol damn
konsent21 3 years ago
I used to do Karate but I quit. That chimp did better than me!! I can't believe I got beaten by a chimp...
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Domicua 3 years ago
lol cool xD
stating4everismo 3 years ago
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mrpie1999 3 years ago
this dudes roundhouse was official
ThePrimary 3 years ago
Are pet chimps illigal n England? I want one!
jpkiddo123 3 years ago
that was awsome!
incubusrsnnglyp 3 years ago
he looks so human in the karate suit
DJZodionic 3 years ago
i guess this is why darwin came up with the theory of evolution
kumarz998 3 years ago 3
its all a lie...
monkeys evolved from humans!!!! they have more happiness than us!!!
VedicSastra 3 years ago 4
yay chimpy
girltalkgirl 3 years ago
Whoa! hear that roundhouse kick! Let that nasty monkey loose in the jungle...he shall teach his monkey brothers.....and the would frolic in safety around their sacred idol...a Monolithic Chuck Norris statue.
bentpreacher 3 years ago
make him smoke cigars and skateboard
bigcheese63001 3 years ago 5
come on i Bette this chimp is smarter that A KID BY FAR
fitzyking1 3 years ago
goooooooollll
Medinci 3 years ago
karater kid! this monkey is a soldier
SAMAEL809 4 years ago 2
now that chimp is coool... if it was up to me i would put it into a ring with a chav..that would be funny.. but know knives chavs......although it didnt matter even if he did the monkey would still kick he ass lol:D
freerideing 4 years ago
im scared of chimps now
wiep14 4 years ago
WOw!
funnyflyingdutchgirl 4 years ago
WHAT THE EEEF ??!?!?
Hammad2k6 4 years ago
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actually, chimps are 7 times as strong as humans. you fucking dumb piece of shit
putyourdickinsideme 4 years ago
Not only is your screen name extremely vulgar but so is your choice of language that you used . You should be ashamed of yourself.
imhotep99301 4 years ago 8
a chimp could beat any human because chimps are 3 times as strong as humans
Quin1010 4 years ago
a chimp that knows karate could beat any human because chimps are 3 times as strong as a human.
Quin1010 4 years ago
i would kick its ass 2
Agent193 4 years ago
I could kick its ass
Ghostdog15 4 years ago
the original is much better , u destroyed it. that means u suck!
gasmostarda000 4 years ago
awesome mule kick haha
tooekneee 4 years ago
Whoa i want a monkey like that!
odarnit123 4 years ago
go small monkey ninja!
chrisdurston 4 years ago
Holy Fuckin' Ass Crackers!!!
zwickerman25000 4 years ago
Karate chimps...kick ass
Dave2471 4 years ago
Karate Chimp, you are my hero!!! I love you!
nuni82 4 years ago
I got a karate chimp! He gaurds the door, don't fuck with my stuff.
Koopgeminikiller 4 years ago
Wow! I wish i could pull off the jumping spinning back kicks! Groovy chimp lol!
kyolucy 5 years ago
love the end! and the money
supermann461 5 years ago
thats awesome though..
everysixseconds 5 years ago