COD BLACK OPS FAIRY PRO PERK

[superaider1000]

"And now Im talkin' to the microphone like it's an actual person, God im fucked up." LOLOLOL

[scrapmetaljack]

IDGASAM = I Dont Give A Shit About Myself ? lol

[DarkVampification]

@scrapmetaljack .. IDGASAM = I Dont Give A Shit Anymore ? (:

[drao909]

@TheRFCandy01 not the way i use it.

[rodri1328]

lmaoo his bad aiming sucks your connection is fine

[drao909]

I use ghost but I never stop moving thats the way to use it.

[PriMeTiiMe22]

Transcribe Audio is sponsored by republicans lol 0:38- 0:42 youll see what im talkin about

[jlg201015]

i didnt know bernie mac played cod

[TheBigStupidHead]

This dude is so dumb... He thinks it's okay to camp if they're not using ghost what a load of shit

[akypris]

@TheBigStupidHead its ok actually and im not saying this cause im a camper but just think about it hardline + spyplane+ hacker and the campers will get raped if they dont use ghost

[jimmy15151]

@TheBigStupidHead he doesnt, in other videos he criticizes a guy thats using scavenger but is camping

[jimmy15151]

@TheBigStupidHead and maybe you didnt finish watching the video cause in this same video he complains about camping with any other perk

[GhettoNanny]

7:43

[stupot008]

"AND GUESS WHAT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!" lol

[midgetrapist]

Best ending ever... made me laugh so hard

[anathema407]

@RaPiiDzOo I'm willing to bet you're still a virgin

[MrSummitt23]

I use Ghost Pro and I run around constantly. I don't use it to hold up a corner, or find the spot in the rock to blend in, I use it so I dont get raped by the air support. I just like it that I don't show up on radar, so I have the element of surprise on my side. I have never sat there camping, just waiting for people to come to me, I go get em.

[ribs886]

your using them having ghost pro for the reason for sucking this match fact of the matter is over half of the ghost guys kills wasent camping he flat out outshot you. Best on youtube? you play with no damn tactics at all you run around like a headless chicken looks like a retarted 10 year olds gameplay

[tinothat]

@ribs886 so you like men?

[prisoner109]

don't take this the wrong way, but I can imagine your voice on the Boondocks

[RaPiiDzOo]

lvl 38 and not steight of hand pro ? noob

[birchybirchmore20]

@RaPiiDzOo retard

[THEONETHEONLYEM21]

U u u u ain't seen my balls

[canadianguyMatt]

if ya need a good connection hit me up bro 4 bar all the way

[GanjaMan2323]

i only use ghost pro to take out choppers :)

[iheartzombiez]

I use ghost pro the right way: Run around and shoot.

[thelammingman]

It's not your internet!! You're just shit at cod :/

[1alienzzzzzzz1]

I'm surprised ELPRESADOR can walk with balls that big. Posting this vid makes me respect the guy even more. Campinger pro, Campline pro haha love it

[cathead281]

this dude sorry beat any one in da word wanna play 1on1 like

[cathead281]

this dude sorry beat any one in da word wanna play 1on1 like

[MBDmedia]

u must be one angry blackman (no racism or trollism intended)

[ZombieNed]

@MBDmedia he's not black.

[ViiR4LxV0LT]

@MBDmedia He's White Bro ^__^

[MBDmedia]

@ViiR4LxV0LT i know i failed i didnt see the other vids lol 

[ViiR4LxV0LT]

@MBDmedia LoL i Thought He Was black 2 x)

[mrpandamonium242]

you should be our president

[parrmorgan]

black as fuck...

[MrGoatsonaboat]

yeah ur guns so wavy....especially when you hip fire righhhht

[stevetheblobman]

Did ... did pres just reference The Marvelettes - Please Mr. Postman ... I LOVE YOU YOU BEAST!

[402THUNDER402]

LMFAO!!!! Oh Hey Mr. Ghostman! lmao!!!

[Jesse0300]

PICTURE IN PICTURE

[JSm1t848]

Do u have a problem with flak jacket pro??

[frankproductions14]

i cant fukin stand campers

[DestroDekaron]

Its called recoil lol

[Xiloscient69]

Seriously, you need to slow down, enjoy the game, sure campers are annoying-- but forget them, go play campaign.

You stress yourself out for nothing, its a game... just have fun!

[nicklesordimes]

you suck dick check your corners faggot

[RatchetClankFan1996]

0:43 (transcribe audio):

"big meat because i have a piece of bread"

made my day.

[dan44762000]

better than anyone in the world ,,,,heard it all now ,,,,stop talking shite ! !

[itachiitachi1946]

his right!!!!! ppl with good net connection loose easily with just a few bullets.while those with shity net conecction..u keep shotting em and shooting em...and they dont die!!it drives me nuts!!THATS WHY MW2 IS BETTER THAN BO!!in bo i keep shooting at them spending a mag on them and they dont die!!while im down with just 4-5 shots.lame.....and it sucks.mw2 for deathmatch is waaaay better.while bo is worthy only 4 nazi zombies

[j0twindo]

@itachiitachi1946 EXACTLY!!! I hate wasting an entire clip on a guy in Bops no matter what gun you're using when in mw2 it takes a few bullets per person!

[MrHurrikanable]

El Presador = Angry Ken Burton minus the accent.

[LegendarySpartin]

Why don't you name yourself " El Rageador " ?

[toSTONEiGO]

@ELPRESADOR i challenge you to a 1 v 1 on good internet on MW2. I bet ill kick your ass (nah but i just wanna play with you. you ever play with your subs?)

[DjShredderbeat]

Why did you make a video..ranting the xbox when you have one?

[siLveRscOpe13x]

Mac11 is NOT the best smg. SCORPION FTW!

[Bryan4223]

the reason ur gun does tht is becuz u hav ur fuckin aim assit on

[joeyeahhh]

hahahaaaa fucking hell you're shit.

[valiantlegacy69]

Pres, it could be your controller, normally when you use ur controller so much, the thumbsticks will get stuck when moved left or right cuz sometimes youll notice if you stand there your guy will move on its own.

And i guess im a fairy then, but i dont camp, i hate campers as much as u, i have 4 ghost classes, 2 with silenced galil and silenced spas and 2 with dual mag famas and aug, and the only green perk i run with is marathon pro cuz i run nonstop

[lechestrike]

hey pres, u should use the mpl a lot more i use to use the mp5 and i switched as soon as i earned it. its a good gun large clip shoots pretty fast can beast with it as much as u so plz

[FYCgangsta750]

whats your k/d pres??

[loversdie]

Elpresador! Please look up Black Ops Host Lag Compensation. That's your problem. It's mine as well.

[bassethoundguru13]

I think when people see him in the lobby, they camp on purpose just to piss him off

[PhillipDeGraves]

1:26 to your right....man you're blind Lol

[DarkAster06]

what kind of internet do u have cox or verizon

[riglerjoe]

Are you chris smooves dad?

[CheezusRiced06]

no i dont have to go to the bathroom, i'm ready to fight!

[109SuperSonic]

Damn i really thought there was gonna be a new perk....

[Riiichhie1]

AIGHT PEOPLE!!!

[BLooDYxVids]

I love how he complains about the game, then 2 seconds after hes done complaining he says he doesn't give a shit

[kyleriehl]

Looks like some ones running cry baby pro

[yeaadat]

'LOOK AT THAT DUMBASS'

[WowVideosbyVessel]

2:06 dat emblem

[chinezyxx]

Fucking funny shit !! Fairy Pro !!

[rolandocbf]

When there's a fucking gay...

Ghost PROing in the neighborhood...

Who you gonna call?

ELPRESADOR!

[bglasier]

You sounds extra black in this vid.

[beneve2006]

Stop being a whiny bitch about perks, just straight up beast the fuckers. 

[Maxnned]

Wait... he's not black?

[bglasier]

@Maxnned Nope. Don't worry though, I was disappointed at first, but you learn to love him.

[Maxnned]

@bglasier

lol i know, ive been subscribed to him for about a year now. Just felt like saying it because its always funny seeing people say that.

[bglasier]

@Maxnned HAHAHAHA! Mother fucker.



[HereticJack001]

Y'know, last night I earned my first EMP in MW2 after 6 prestiges, finally nailed the sensitivity issue and got my aim. I -shot- my way to it, no other kill streaks were used. Black Ops, I can barely put 4 kills together because I'm running round looking for people. -_- Black Ops sucks.

[ThePatsy338]

@HereticJack001 Naw man, you just suck if thats the problem

[HereticJack001]

@ThePatsy338 I got no problem admitting Im bad, but in MW2 everybodys attitude in Groundwar has been 'Come out, and we'll fight.' Black ops on the other hand. 'Our spy plane is in the air!' 'Alright, let's see where they're a-......What did they all just leave or something??' *runs into a small corner, finds 3-4 hanging round together, and gets shot* '...Oh beautiful. -_-' If youre playing an objective, fine to guard something, Im all for it, but TEAM DEATHMATCH?! Come on!

[YaBoySplinta]

3:46 Love that 'wtf' :D

[XxBENO21xX]

Stop making excuses you're just terrible. But people enjoy your raging.

[Link123seabass]

LOOK AT THIS SHIT!!...look at that dumbass. LOOK AT HIM CAMPIN RIGHT THERE!!..C'MON MAN.

[jakoson7]

"If they have ghost pro, your bullets can't see them."

Bravo. Bravo.

[PerfectHamsterFiend]

5:18 connection looks fine to me

[acidglow]

Maybe it's his NAT options?

[SidelineTweeting101]

I use Ghost Pro on nearly every class, but in no way shape form or fashion do I camp.

[suckmybigt0e]

@SidelineTweeting101 me too..

[TJC0507]

what the fuck everytime you talk about internet problems your fuckin video doesn't play all the way

[no1use]

117 people do not have a good internet

[81Darksider]

El Pres I told you you gotta call your cable company and ask for a DOCSIS 3.0 modem if they have them. It will improve your internet connection tremedously....

[Num11000]

"but imma tell you, i have a really bad score in this game...BUT I DONT GIVE A SHIT" LMAO!! he is the funniest

[vladimir643]

4:22 look at that groundhog

[DenisArsenal]

i should do that for you shouldnt i.. and now im talking to the microphone like its an actual person, god im fucked up! i need help. lmao elpresador!

[ClubbyDubby]

haha fairy pro is right lol.. What i like is this guy plays for the fun of the game.

[Delta1Wolf]

thats why u got assfucked at 0:55

[B1GD0G66]

Don't put a picture.....we get enough of your "MySpace Poses" on Twitter.....like we wanna look at yo Ugly Ass....lmao...good shit on the Comm though....Yeousch ....SOS

[mrmanpie]

its your sensitivity

[brandon12946]

do modern warfare 2 vid cause mw2 is beast and black ops is fucking gay!

[theavenuekids1216]

i had a very bad score in this n guess wat?? I DONT GIVE A SHIT

[erickonasis]

FINALLY U FIGURED IT OUT.....

GET COMCAST W/O A ROUTER

[captmorgan4u]

I continue to laugh everytime you say "I'm a straight up beast" as your getting killed. LMAO

[forceofchaos1]

you say you never succumb, but you have succumbed to crysis 2

[1992Luweb]

you have a problem with your agressivity

[JeremyAstrada]

8:01 DA DA DOT DOT! lol

[JeremyAstrada]

when you're gun moves like that, its not the internet, its just your guy RUNNING with the guy. when you run usually your arms move and when you have a gun them, then it moves like that.

[dre187]

Campager pro.......lol

[elvinlodder15]

This has to be one of his best commentaries, laughed hard at the end "damn, i'm fucked up".

[DELUXX420]

learn how to knife u had lots of chances

[FaTaLandFriends]

Pres, Treyarch has no choice but to handicap you with their connection, you're just too much of a nightmaric beast

[VulcanP90]

@ballhard006 It's not my fault you're horrible.

[stonewall17540]

dail up anit going to work bro,campers mess the game up

[stonewall17540]

dail up anit going to work bro

[stufnutz69]

I don't have a problem with people using ghost pro (because I use it sometimes when I want to rush silently like a ninja or for sniping) I have a problem with people using ghost pro and not shooting down chopper gunners, attack helicopters, gunships, etc. That's the whole point of getting the pro perk to help your team by shooting down air support. Second chance pro, however, is never ok to use.

[drumex147]

its just that he sucks he cant make excuses its just cuz he sucks his kd ratio is 0.8 at best

[business4tim]

Its probably your tv you may need to lower your resolution.

[Randisides]

dude you net is not that bad

[bgggbb]

I played both consoles and did find there are more campers on Xbox than PS3.

[BHUANGASIAN]

its not the internet~~~~~ u fuckin suck!~~!!!! lol but i love ur vids :)

[captmorgan4u]

@BHUANGASIAN LOL......I agree. Just didn't want to put it that harshly

[TheObltr8]

The beast still finished on top of his team.

[darksergent]

you might have that screen lag with your tv.

Whats wrong with ghost? I love using it and not being killed by campers with their chopper gunners, gunship. Awesome to use to rush

[sobreviviente1000]

whats IDGASAM?

[Oli098]

@THEMAKASAS Get a PC then you dumb bastard.

[ItchyPickleSwag]

i agree my internet sucks and it affects my gameplay seriously

[jaggedspikerespawn]

@THEMAKASAS Go PC then

[TheSTJ24]

i would have closed the door back on the second chance bitch at 1:20

[gaphary]

Check if it's the controller sensitivity or something else with the console. I'd contact customer support and ask them about it.

[TMonsterthefat1]

*elpresadorr

[TMonsterthefat1]

Xjawz is horrible you guys. And dAmn man elpresador is right they handpick them games. Xjaws rage quit so many times he ends up with a noob lobby with bAd people and makes a commentary about it. LOOK AT THE PEOPLE he kills. All non prestige or first or second. Elodea is a man and shows up with high prestiges in the video. Good job elpres

[snipez1119]

111 people use fairy pro

[BackRowFilmCrew]

"God I'm fucked up, I need help! .. HAHAHAHAHAHA"

[TDOTclanGaming231]

LMFAO "Sleight Of Hand Cuz im always in the mood" xD omg elprez

[MrAdski23]

Try lowering your sensitivity looks like you have it on way too high

[ElectricRocklee]

LOLOL LIKE THE OTHERS THAT HANDPICK THERE GAMES, DANG ELPRESADOR

[IAMAFATWANKER]

Dude you had a bad game because your using a fucking MAC11.... Retard.

[SqueeksoAo]

@bye65 Oh no! Someone is talking about their own personal experiences in the comments! Use your fucking brain before you smash your face into the keyboard and hope to type something coherent. Welp, at least your comment proves one thing about 360, that the fanbase has more 12 year olds than any other console.

[internetstrongman]

At 1:06 it sounds like "Straight Up BEE STING!"

[Waldo8226]

god those stupid ass Ghost Pro campers with Steady Aim Pro and Ninja Pro camping in the corner with a Motion Sensor and M60 Big Ammo....pissing me off like hell

[Pusloxify]

When I- wtf- When I'm aiming..

[flabergas2da9]

IT'S NOT YOUR FUCKING INTERNET OR THE FUCKING GAME! IT'S YOUR FUCKING SENSITIVITY GOD DAMMIT!

[Coffeee94]

@flabergas2da9

NO ITS THE LAGG.

[flabergas2da9]

@Coffeee94 look at 0:20 through 0:25 are you saying that his character is magically moving like that because of lag?

[sssdagmo89]

looool they use (camping Pro) perk

[14DarkhaN14]

omg finally some one wich doesnt use ak74 as smg

[cjgreenwood]

You moan about Ghost Pro, when most of your deaths are from scavenger and hardline players. Go figure...

[cjgreenwood]

I must be a confrontational fairy then. I run around with ghost pro and ninja. It stops me getting killed by choppers that my weaker "teammates" give away far too easily.

The ninja is just for surprising little bitches.

[Vadersworld]

All right people. Ga stockpile!!! Lol

[schmutzlord]

keep it real pres, you're the best

[TalynFilms]

im getting elder scolls 5... fuck any new cods... lol x

[pacstain]

@TalynFilms hells yeah that skyrim trailer looked too epic

[ThePaul0502]

Campager pro LOL

[MeteorHD]

wtf is goin on n wtf is he doin running around like a chicken with head cut off

[MrJsnansen1980]

your internet is good thats why its wavering you turn and aim faster on good internet bro ...

[Onlyusemenoobtubes]

@THEMAKASAS i no longer pay for shitty games like cod

[VulcanP90]

Clowning on Ghost means you're terrible. The people who camp with it, would camp with any other perk. Get a Blackbird. Problem solved.

[Madmax8911]

awesome vid, campvenger lol

[tansta]

CAWMONNNNNEEE MAHHHNNNNNNN

[soulfader]

take off lightweight and marathon. your moving to fast to stop and react. I only use those for objective games.

[sukhjinder619]

why dont u try AK47??

[1234evana]

this guys halarious

[UltimateHigh]

Your internet? You have full green bar everytime I see you play, along with a good amount of the people you're playing with.

[DavidADII]

@UltimateHigh I have 4 bars 90% of the time and I have the same problems he does. If anything it's his ISP, that's my problem.

[frecklable123]

u should learn to knife a little more...

[TheLazyGamer1]

nice video sir.



[09angel0909]

pres sounds like he hit up some beastwiesers lol

[DarthJones55]

Am I a fairy if I use Ghost Pro, but run around, like you do, with it so I'm not killed by those lame ass killstreaks?

[SuperPresley7]

more zombbies



[therds999]

Camperger pro and campline haha

[AKZZ32317]

Hey Pres, half the guys that were "camping" in the game were just stopping to shoot you.