Thank You, Internet

[gagsterde]

so glad you got that show man :)

[TTSreviews]

Good Job Zach you have a lot of courage. You make the best of your disorder and you dont let it get you down :)

[goten85]

He is too funny

[goten85]

Awesome

[MrMrGuS69]

why would any person dislike this video, this guy is clearly the boss :D

[saraiish]

:)

[pammiepst]

Zach, you are an amazing inspiration! Your courage and determination are fierce! Thanks for showing that people with disabilities still have a voice, wishes and dreams, and that we shouldn't be discarded, dismissed, shunned or be put in a corner. Your new show is just as amazing as you are. Thanks for making me laugh, and thanks to Oprah for seeing what a gem you truly are. Best wishes for the show...can't wait to see what adventures you're in for next! So glad we get to come along for the rid

[TheIndrasNet]

he is this the best, the best, the best! I love the show and of course, the twisted sarcasm. Finally someone on TV intelligent enough to really make us laugh :) with him! best thing Oprah has done

[BrianPerrotti]

1:14 turns into joe from family guy

[righteouscookies]

Oh man, lost it with the photoshopped John Mayer hair. 

[senrilanka]

Thank you internet, indeed

[1mnuts]

You sir made my night.. possibly put a smile on my face for the next decade maybe beyond thank you.

[NintendoGuy128]

86 people are souless bastards >:(

[NintendoGuy128]

This made me smile :) YOU ARE SO AWESOME! :D

[FreakyStylieFTW]

Good times man! Can't wait for more in December!

[zackboomer]

At first I was like: troll

but then I was like: dawww

[klertzi]

At last a "politically correct term for a retarded guy" who has some humour! Keep it coming.

[gr8Sweetfox]

i agree to the vuvuzela ban ^^

[TheUltimateWay]

syndicate sent me here

[TheSnaggyFrog]

SYNDICATE

[iCoffeeBeanz]

Syndicate <3

[TheCookBlock]

Who disliked this?

Seriously?

Zach is awesome :3

[mstxsunflower]

We love you too Zach!!!

[gaiolinn]

LOL

"I know that my body is a wonderland but I don't know why he would be interested in me"

I pretty much woke up just now and that made my day.

[waaatwat]

You are seriously the coolest guy, you totally make me smile.

[Corrx69x]

<3

[ddrXero64]

I fucking love you man, it's so cool to see such a down to earth personality. Man would I have loved to see you win, you're such a great guy!

[SYNC4ex]

I love you, too!!

[Timb0tr0n]

respect man!

[Minan3]

the dialogue to this vid was hilarious!

[PBJwithTat]

i love your optimistic behavior! :D

[AceOfSpadesX]

what a fucking boss

[GPWNfilms]

Your chair has seat belts, bitches love seat belts.

[TankorSmash]

You're a cool dude man

[gosharx]

Why the eff did I damn near start to cry when he said "you really made somebody who can't walk at all fly today"?

[BladesOfTriupmh]

"WHAT THE BALLS IS THIS!?"

Lmao!

[Skulldaman]

WE LOVE YOU :)

[carfuller]

Zach...can I just say I LOVE YOU! Thank YOU for putting yourself out there for the world to see...Your palsy is sexy, your humor is through the roof and your heart, well it's as big as Texas! (from one proud Texan here)

[pashery]

internet, serious business

[ILoooooveCamels]

This isn't just a victory for you! This is a victory for Texas! And we don't get enough of those! So far, I think our score is three. (Kris Kristofferson, your show, and the chuckwagon.)

[ElegantPaws01]

There will be no crawling, Zach. Roll on to fame and fortune and joy! Congratulatons again!

[sh61288]

yay zach. now make a thank you oprah video!!

[noseasmamut]

Zach you're the greatest, your personality is amazing. Wish you the best in your show.

[BloodXXThorne]

You're adorable!

[definitelysolid]

Our whole family loves you, Zach!  We can't wait to watch your show on OWN. You're not just funny, you're the most likable guy ever. We wish you amazing success!

[Lanallaby]

You are the funniest guy I've watched in a long time. Thank you, you've brightened up my day :)

[hex147]

You are literally the most likable person on the planet.

[mrsoup123]

Both genuine and hilarious. Thanks Zach!

[BerlinSwing]

I would actually watch the Oprah channel for this. You rock Zach!

[SnapeWho]

"What the balls is this?!"

"And learn English again..."

I would totally post us as "in a relationship" on facebook.

[JackNicholls93]

"tune in for me...dying" hahahah

[pAnd0ra94]

I just love you, you're amazing

[muddledduck]

You are waaay cute. Thank you for your lovely nature. You just reminded me to forget all my (menial) baggage and just be playful. I forgot for a minute! ;-)

[muddledduck]

You are waaay cute. Thank you for your lovely nature. You just reminded me to forget all my (menial) baggage and just be playful. I forgot for a minute! ;-)

[muddledduck]

You are way cute. Thank you for your nature. Reminded me to jsut be playful. I forgot for a minute! ;-)

[IamDayoldHate]

Oprah can go fuck herself. Zach is dope. I wanted him to win soo fucking bad

[Greenwithevil]

There are 85 special slots in hell just for certain people. You know who you are...

Oh and I fucking love ya brah!!!

[cindyaniston]

''What the palsy is this!'' hahah xD I love you Zach!

[utimovega]

travel show! + zach anner! = TOTAL WEB HUMOR HOTNESS (TWHH)

[OHarbi07]

Reddit ruined my macbook pro! Imagine that. A MACBOOK PRO, fucking reddit.

It also gave my mother aids

[bodyguard218]

Reddit gave me a bunch of computer viruses :(

[fithpinned399]

have ever thought about Stan.... oh....... I mean Sit down comedy! You're funny dude! I'd pay to see your show!

[MrFictive]

You love us .com people? We love you too, Zach!

[raratey]

I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[looserslam]

What surprises me is that 4chan actually made an effort to help this guy get votes. They barely ever do nice things.

[ZeliZeleny]

Just found you. You ROCK big time :) :) :)

[abstractica]

Also sorry for calling you a douchebag, I generally don't stoop to knee jerk emotional reactions online or otherwise. Even if you hit a nerve I had no business saying that.

[simmersound]

@abstractica First Youtube apology I've ever seen. Props to that.

[abstractica]

Further, if he wasn't in a wheelchair and he didn't have a disability, but was the same person with the same sense of humor, I'd still watch and support him because quite frankly he's far funnier than most of the hack comedians out there. Zach is intelligent and endearing, and he comes across as very geniune and those qualities have nothing to do with the condition of his health but who he is as a person.

[abstractica]

If you didn't mean anything by it in relation to HIM specifically, why'd you bring it up at all? Your post came across as passive aggressive whiny bullshit. If just watching him and noticing he's in a wheelchair and that mentions it once or twice jokingly makes you post all that stuff, you're clearly overthinking it or projecting something onto him that he doesn't deserve. I have no clue how you could possibly think your comments added anything productive.

[abstractica]

@Mansurus cont because I was cut off... he's not a worthless invalid, you're clearly a worthless douchebag though.

[Mansurus]

@abstractica

I didn't say he was a worthless invalid, i'm saying that people giving credit to people solely because of their disabilities are essentially saying that. Even if you aren't, people are and will patronize him because of what he's gone through, and that's not fair to him.

I said he was funny, but he would be unknown if he didn't have any disability. I have nothing against him, more against society if anything. Read between the fucking lines.

[abstractica]

@Mansurus he's earned a boatload of success on his own merits, which has nothing to do with getting a pat on the back for making a token gesture. I'd watch and love Zach if he didn't have a wheelchair, it's because he has comedic timing and funny ORIGINAL material. It's not the same old rehashed jokes from a slightly different angle. what the fuck is he supposed to do, he can't hide his wheelchair you dumb bastard. so of course he's going to mention it and he doesn't mention it much at all.

[XiuTheFeared]

So i'm confused, is he really retarded or just faking?

[devilselbow]

@XiuTheFeared He has cerebral palsy

[Mansurus]

You're really funny, but it bothers me when people give special pats on the back to people with disabilities - seems too insincere. It's like giving the retarded kid on the football team a chance on the field, and then everyone on the opposite team let's him score a touchdown and everyone claps and gives him a 10 minutes interview on cnn and talks about how special he is.

It's basically saying, "Hey, congrats on doing something normal even though you're a worthless invalid"

[MrIcwiener]

@Mansurus Burn in hell.

[mightywarriorx]

Typical 4chan browser

[RickyF2006]

This man has won, no questions. He's a hero

[yashaswag]

YOU ARE THE BEST ! I AM UR BIGGEST FAN!! MAKE MORE VIDS!

[StackCityEntOfficial]

I love seeing such positive responses in the comments section here.

[akdobbertin]

dude you fucking rock, If only the world had more people like you in it

[NellyMor]

"...and learn english again" I fucking love you

[rararasputin1000]

Zach you're awesome. Thoroughly entertaining and witty! Imma add you on fb if you have any room left for friends that is! Good work. Hope to see more of your updates on YouTube and good luck for the OWN!

[CoolJohnDog]

I would absolutely love your show, you're such a clever, entertaining guy.

[KevinTheKraut]

You know, not to be mean. But I generally dislike people that are disabled and make videos on youtube for like, 'sympathy' or what not. However, Zach is an exception. I like this guy, he's funny, sincere, and a good guy. Hopefully he makes it out there.

[ZillieZephyr]

I love him cuz he's absolutely secure about himself. He's not out to get people to feel sorry for him. He's just that amazing. He's got the sense of humor and personality that average people wish they had. He's pure genius.

[ranvirjohal]

lol your the man

[WinningFTW]

Good luck, sir! Wish you the best of luck on anything you want :)

[TheseareStrange]

Buddy, you're the best!

[mikatheonly]

Zach, you are flipping awesome! <3

[monkeyladagain]

So I saw you were on a Mac, but I forgive you Zach :)

[RijenRijen]

84 people did not find him funny only because he is in a wheelchair :)

[allensingley]

I really admire this guy. He's really intelligent, and he's funny as hell.

[infaroot]

WHAT THE BALLS

[TheMidnightAcoustic]

"I could probably get a girlfriend just by having any association with John Mayer." LOL

[sc0tt10]

Good luck to you! keep at it mate, you are one funny guy.

[Slaught1004]

Man this guy is friken amazing!!!!

no thank you!!!!

[Kieranmusic89]

roadkill comment...epic

[vinnybyrne09]

whats up with him some type of muscle weirdness,

[PsuedoNam]

@vinnybyrne09 He has Cerebral Palsy. Prior to hearing about Zach, I always thought it was a mental disorder. But he just shows how high someone in his condition can really function. I'd actually like to meet this guy.

[PatriotAr15]

@PsuedoNam Cerebral Palsy only affects muscular control. It doesn't really affect your ability to think.

It can also make it more difficult to speak. But yes, a lot of people with CP are very much high functioning, and very intelligent.

[PsuedoNam]

@PatriotAr15 Yeah, I knew this, I was trying to give the guy a really basic laydown of what it was.

[carnagerpm]

This dude is f***ing awesome!

[Hayesy2008]

i love love love the reaction i cant stop laughing (What the balls is this) LMAO!!!

[BoLovesSkateboarding]

dude you should go to a skatepark with your wheelchair and drop in

[FoktiDavid]

@BoLovesSkateboarding and why do YOU think that you are better than him??

[Roddy97]

keep at it bro, fuck that fat bitch

[MrCanadashistory]

Lol, watch videos of me, dying.

[FoodleProductions]

I fucking love you. You're adorable and funny and smart and an inspiration to me. Holy crap, yo.

[cicimayer]

I LOVE YOU!

-.COM PPL

[MiLainCitoO]

It's unfair.

Mexicans are making a TV show called "La Expedicion" (The Expedition)

They took Zach's ideas.

[Coop624]

u r a champion mate

[franki3811]

Zach, PLEASE consider pulling yourself on a little cart for this marathon. I promise it will still be extremely difficult, and you'll still be crawling. It's just that you want to keep those sexy legs in good condition for your travel show!

[SuedeShark]

The sexiest palsie indeed

[minamu8]

You're so awesome, dude.

[liveandletdyemusic13]

u r awsome!

[DBZGokuSaiyan]

@Ominona001

Fuck you.

[Ominona001]

No u.

[daedulasisnow]

@Ominona001

Fuck you Asshole

[Ominona001]

No u

[TheXemnas]

@Ominona001 Fuck you.

[IndeedFtw]

@Ominona001

Fuck you.

[Ominona001]

No u.

[XXRACELno1X]

I voted for you like 3 times. The last time I looked you had as many votes as no.1 has right now.

You should totally win, I cant be bothered with another stupid womens advice show!

[FluffyMuffinMan]

Zach, just wanted to say that you're an awesome guy. I may have only played a small role in your rise to presidency of the world, but that's alright.

[FallingToast]

We love you too

[gymmonkey727]

hahaha tune into videos to watch me...dying you are awesome man

[donkeechong]

Oprah was filming a show for her final season 5 minutes from where I live last week. The show was a closed set but she did manage to step outside for a brief period of time to wave and make a appearance befor filming. Where she was met by her fans and a group of about 40 Zach fans chanting "Zach got fucked". It was hilarious. She did seem a little unnerved by it too. Just desserts, We love you Zach shove it right back in her face.

[jantzen16]

Zach,

I'm sorry to hear about the way the show turned out, you deserved to win!

I would like to help you run the marathon. I am a triathlete and I live in Austin, and would be absolutely honored to carry, push, pull or otherwise help you finish the marathon. Email me if you're interested.

jantzen

[kiaora1992]

wow you are more then inspirational

[george77772moons]

I recently read the Encyclopedia Dramatica article about this guy and the vote rigging... I wasn't surprised in the least at Oprah's evil and the basement-dwelling messengers of awesome known as Anonymous.

[rippytherip]

zach freakin rocks and yes, we're in a relationship.

[Ericanious]

INTERNET LOVES YA, TOO, WE WANT MOAR NAOWZA!

[Enanbarbarian]

i love you so much man

[chrisleaptrott]

Why does Oprah hate this guy? He's awesome....and he brings out the awesome in people...I mean...he really makes Anonymous shine in my eyes for their efforts. Way to go Zach, we love you man!

[0miesaur]

dohoho this guys cool +1



[MrRagston]

Why didn't I find him before July duedate?

[teeelo]

Zach, Id like to see an extended clip of your reaction to the votes.

I know its old news, but I had a very helpful cry after watching only a few seconds of it.

LULZ at "What the Balls?!!!?!"

[Rocker000911]

I love you.

[WSWarthog]

Crawl a marathon? Holy shit he's got bawls.

[zombiebunny17]

Seriously who needs Oprah? Any TV network CEO with a lick of sense could see how funny you are and hire you in a second. You should get your own show just to prove you can make it without Oprah's blessing.

[renegadesoldier94]

@zombiebunny17 Good point. I personally don't have much against Oprah, but in this case I do. Zach deserves his own show, because he's such a cool guy and pretty darn funny.

[SwitsMan]

Oprah is a greedy whore, she just wants to make her white-trash single moms happy so they'll buy 50 more of her books.

[DarealRadexHEJOO]

SHIT! I finished watching this video and I fucking cry (and I'm 26 y o).

[DarealRadexHEJOO]

I support this man.

[lncoming]

Out of the thousands of camwhores that post daily that promise tits, maybe 1% actually deliver. This guy promises to CRAWL a marathon and HE FUCKING CRAWLS A MARATHON.

YOU ARE THE DELICIOUS CHEMO

[ambmarsh11]

YOU ROCK!!! AND WE ALL KNOW IT BABE =D

[sXeBetterThanYou]

The Oprah machine decided it was too risky to have Dr.Phyllis win so they had some random orange mutant win and striped Zach of millions of his votes.

This dude owns.

[InfraredCentipede]

I dont get it. Did he win or no? I know about the rigging and shit, but I thought that got resolved? What happened?

[MrBruceXD]

right on man!

i love the internet too.

[nic1357]

man fuck Oprah fuckin nigger cunt

[Feegro]

Pity Oprah rigged it to shit. This guy's a hero.

[Rainb0wSeven]

The internet says "Oprah is a lying, cheating, black supremacist, who robbed you of your deserved victory."

[hamroun12]

This man has peirced the iron soul of the internet hate machine. You are seriously one in a million!

[Maxpow33r]

WHAT THE BALLS IS THIS???? haha legend mate.

[Kerridor3]

we love you too zach!

[southsydney]

" i know that my body is a wonderland but i dont know why he would be interested" rofl, great line. keep it up champ!

[Balthazar765]

The 82 dislikes need to suck a dick. Hard.