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  • KFC is offering to f*** America's ***holes...

    I don't think the drive thru window is equipped for that.

  • LOL the last one was FUNNY xDD

  • they always save the best for last

  • what a faggot last one xD

  • Don't let me down i'll f*ck your ass so quck.

    lmfao

  • LOL@THE ELEPHANT

  • i had to watch and rewatch that trump one about seven times. awesome.

  • i was a good girl to but i love me some dick lol lmao

  • "president Obama has a huge #$@%"

    lmao

  • lmao

  • HAHAHAHAHAAHAH

  • what the fuck was that last one?

  • well... i guess i would have to say its an elephant fucking a tourist. O_O

  • The Amazing Race

  • lol f**ker face!

  • or there is I f**k her face! which actually means the same thing. o.o poke=f**k

  • 0:59 WHAT THE FUCK IS THA TFROM?!?!!

  • yea wtf

  • Amazing Race

  • who's the news woman before the elephant clip?

  • an anchor for kcal 9 a local news station, i bet ur asking cuz shes hot

  • no i'm interested in her news report!

    LOL .. yea ..ok

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  • omg the fucking elephant lol

  • damn the elephant mhen.

  • "how many inches has your **** increased since high school? 7.

  • jimmy y r u sooo funny???

  • the elephant parth "ooooohhhh mmmmmm"

  • I love these so much.

  • oh god... the elephant...

  • "President Obama has a HUGE c*ck" 0:24

    "I was a nice girl too, but I love me some d*ck" 0:26

    But what the hell was going on with that elephant?!

  • THE ELEPHANT PART IS THE FUNNIEST

  • id feel violated :)

  • I know right. It looks like he is getting fucked.

  • Dont you mean F*cked? xD

  • LMAO!!!! yeah dang, I saw that Amazing race episode too, MAD funny!

  • The anchorwoman at 55 seconds into the video is Sharon Tay from KTLA 5. SO HOT!

  • Love the one with the deaf guy from Amazing Race!

  • LOL 0:37-0:39 "yeah, we actually ****ed together" !!

  • fucker face by lady gaga!

  • lol lol rofl lol

  • i think that one guys deaf so he probably doesn't realize the groans he makes, still funny

  • 1:00 LMFAO looks like he's enjoying it hahaha

  • I lol'd at ****erface

  • who's the anchor at 0:54 ? she looks hot.

    btw, I realize I will never have a chance with her. But I would definitely enjoy masturbating to photos of her.

  • That is KCAL 9 news girl. She has some weird Asian name but dayum.

  • she has some wierd Asian name... but her name is sharon tay.... real wierd

  • I think it's Sharon Tay...

  • I tip my hat to you, good sir.

  • I second

  • At least you're honest.

  • haha fucker face

  • I'd surely love to see those girls s#!t together! 0:37

  • lol the last one and the fuking the queen

    one was funny

  • lol i love lady gaga!

  • i believe we can agree on one fact...

    the elephant one was freaking hilarious

  • lol, the best cencors were the apprentice one, f**kerface on american idol, and the last one of amazing race LOOOL

  • Lol noobs get pwned by elephant, eh?

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  • LOL F**ker face xD

  • LOL!!!

  • LOL @ 0:44

  • lol 0:40 the best

  • :50 is a threesome I'd never want to see! ;)

  • HA HA HA

  • Ohhhh-mmmmmmm

  • The elephant was the best.

  • the elephant was the best. agreed....

  • im sorry bbut tha asian reporter at :54 was fukin hott

  • hahah... i thought that tooo..

  • me likey the elephant!

  • that's gay

  • 00:39-00:43 The Absolute Best

  • Yeah Jimmy I love your show its awesome keep it up

  • haha i love this segment :D

  • ok the last one.... is fucking crazy without the censoring...

  • Jimmyy...*sigh* lol. It's wrong but so right. lol

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  • funny

  • funny how small editings like this, can make things so damn funny. lolXD

  • lol ... such a great series

  • You're gonna be on next south park episode tomorrow!

  • Did you see the new episode about Queefs. Omg that was so nasty man, hilarious thou!! It was weird cause I haven't seen South Park in years.

  • ahaha.

  • AHA, Jessi, You're making it big time.

  • the guy at the end sold it

  • Who is the hot asian?

  • Her name is Sharon Tay. She's a local news anchor in Los Angles.

  • THe elephant one __ serious LMAO

  • ROFL donald trump

  • And *BLEEP*ing the Queen.

  • That last part was too much

  • The asian host is absolutely gorgeous.

  • Funny stuff but Censorship really sucks. Fuck the FCC!

  • lol - the amazing race bit was awesome!

  • also. how come trumps run either way lol

  • this lmao is sooo immature. that being said, i crave my weekly fix lol

  • barack obama

  • LOL

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • that asian host looks gorgeous

  • I bet Obama has a big ****

  • lmao!

    omg Steve Edwards! i love Good Day LA. :))

  • that last one was way to funny

  • LOL

  • yo i died at the last one and the kfc one jimmy and writers are hella funny

  • hella funny, who says hella anymore, or even at all to begin with?!!

  • "I'll fu@k your ass so quick"

  • LOL 0:40

  • WTF ?!?!?!? LMFAOROFL the elephant made this the best one yet

  • lol

  • jimmy kimmel is just so awesome. Thank god he came on youtube

  • i was laughing so hard at the elephant thing i couldnt breathe

  • These are always great.

  • it was the amazing race

  • wtf? whats happening at the end?

  • lol, at then end it wa on amazing race. one of the things they had to do was go to a zoo in india (i think) and take a picture with a tiger and have an elephant sit on them. hehe

  • yay luke!

  • (o_o) at the end

  • The Obamas and the Queen- A Three Some AWESOME!!!!

  • jesus christ what was going on in the last few seconds?!was that elephant taking a dump on that guys back ?XDDD

  • LOL, the last one is hilarious and the guy's like "hhhhheee"

  • Lol good shit but uhh..one question:

    What the fuck is actually going on in the last scene? Wtf!?!

  • haha i was wondering the same thing.

  • fucker face lol

  • thnx jimmy for da lughs

  • da lulz

  • clasic

  • lol

  • 10th comment

  • XD AHAHA im still laughing !

  • woopie goldberg one was the best

  • NICE!

  • WOOT! :D

  • hahahhaaha, the last one is the best!

  • Glad yall are posting these now.

  • haha

  • Damn,they put this up before they air the show.I was planning on watching this later on.Oh well-- it all good.

  • WreKkLessX: i watched it before they uploaded it :)

  • I live on the west coast so it hasn't aired here. lol

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