Samurai Cop - Parking Lot Rumble

[DrSwirl]

my eyes just got laid

[MrChaveca]

Why the F would he want his man back dead?

[Craplatte]

Among many other things that are wrong with this scene, why the fuck are they putting the handcuffs on ONE HAND ONLY???

[RetroStacja]

Haha, this shit is for real or what? :)

[incident73]

1:30 - Best assist ever.

[bambuuuus]

most funny video on youtube :D

[lkrnpk]

DEAM....

[MrWade365]

1:42 FTW...

[sov361]

GMOAT

[MehrMaxime]

@sov361 GMOAT?

[sov361]

@MehrMaxime Greatest Movie Of All Time

[MehrMaxime]

@sov361 ah, gotcha. thx

[XTrevvion]

da fug?

[Thebeerdrinkindude]

music amazes me

[TheDEATHSTARIII]

i wonder what samurai cops really think of this

[captainvideoblogger]

Clips like these made me buy this DVD. Now it is the gem of my collection.

[edgaras87]

this is amazing

[hardcorenate123456]

How did the academy miss this movie

[furlongsballs]

fuckin fake

[VeNeM999]

roffffffffffffffl

[primzahl13]

2:20

And the Oscar for best use of firecrackers in a motion picture goes to...

[joostisabelle]

Where can i buy the awesome music ??!!?!?!!?

[ChimpFromSpace]

His machine gun shoots paint balls and sparklers.

[thebearsareafterme]

Does anyone know where I can watch this for free?

[TheDEATHSTARIII]

David Fincher was an advisor on this movie, they obviously never listened

[chikenrockgod]

it's nice of Robert Z'dar to let his henchmen get a chance to be murdered/eviscerated by the cops before breaking out the SMG.

very sporting of him

[grahamlaur]

Z'Dar looks pretty snappy with the beard. He should have kept it.

[MrGeremyTibbles]

@grahamlaur

Yeah, he doesn't look like he got stung by a million bees.

[TheDEATHSTARIII]

u know this film apparently had a good budget , it shouldnt be this crap funny

[das81]

I swear to god from 0:01 to 1:48 sounds like the music from "Bad Dudes" 1988 by Data East, and then from from 2:00 to 3:45 it sounds like the first stage music from "Narc" also from 1988 by Midway.

And the arcades have even better music!!!

[Freddo9867]

@das81 Yeah I always said the music sounded vaguely like something that would be in Super Double Dragon.

[das81]

@Freddo9867 yeah and that one too XD

[buttercremehonda]

"What are you gonna do, fight this guy barehanded?"

[motions for black dude to shoot]

BANG!

ROFLMAO

[erikkz]

Oh god no! Not a paint ball gun!!!!!

[marlito166]

Lorenzo Llamma has nothing on this guy!!!

[StyrbjornStarke]

2:10 paintball hahahahha

This movie should win a fucking oscar

[DoktorStrangelove]

This director had a *major* problem with spatial relationships...

[leggsgreggs]

"Damn."

[link000000]

Mommy whats wrong with that mans face? =O

[yourmajesty90]

Doom Music

[Aberusugi]

@yourmajesty90 NEDM

[yourmajesty90]

@Aberusugi We Interrupt This Program

[TheDEATHSTARIII]

how many nominations did this movie get

[superfish812]

lol @ 230 the bullets dent the car :P

[TURBODORK2]

are police allowed to cut someones arm off

[TURBODORK2]

this is a treat if u cant afford the beverly hills cop trilogy on dvd /blu ray

[TURBODORK2]

is this a student film

[PirateLordRogan]

Freeze you mother fuckers...

[obviousypc]

That bad guy's Uzi mag change was incredibly skillful. I'd also like to be taught by a 4th grader that dojo Samurai Cop learned in!

[thefatman69dude]

how r movies this bad even made lol

[busterbox]

I was going to comment on the funny parts of this, but there's just way too much. I'll just say this: why does the bad guy just relentlessly shoot his goons, even though they're not in any way in the line of fire of the guys he's trying to kill?

Also, if he was willing to just gun them down, why not do that from the get-go? This film takes ridiculous story-writing to a new level.

[Deavi783]

2:38

LOL

[Zebonka]

I don't suppose it's worth asking - can I get the soundtrack for this film anywhere?

[ndgreenaway]

Hes gonna burn it Charcoal black!.."It is black" ..."right on!"

[deathxdance]

Freeze you mother fuckers, leave him along. i mean it. Ahh my arm!

[nicholascmartinez]

OMG. It's like the bizzaro Lethal Weapon.

[searanox]

CHARCOAL BLACK

RIGHT ON

[Craplatte]

Damn, double damn, and an extra pint of DAMN for the weekend!! That was HORRIBLE!!!

I love it...

[JacksInn]

WHERE CAN I BUY THE FUCKING DVD!!!!

[bigdumbgoon]

@JacksInn Finding this is a store is going to be hard. Amazon.com has it.

[H2OorHELL]

@JacksInn Youtube-They Sold Their Souls For Music

[vedicardi]

mullet-tastic

[thatdamndean]

-Let's fight one at a time!! And wait to use weapons!!

[IseeSpiders]

Worst squibs ever.

[GohanGVO]

Wow.

[GoatseObama]

Lol the paintball are the best part

[AlfonsHutter]

Right oooooon....

[pontifex253]

Judo kick!

[landline00]

Awesome!!!

[MyOnlyFarph]

He just keeps shooting that black guy...

[papapupunana]

everything was fake man

[pontifex253]

@papapupunana No? Really??

[papapupunana]

@pontifex253 I mean even fake than movie. hope u got it man :

[epicstl]

Albino Lionel Ritchie had no business being there. He was utterly destroyed within seconds.

[RaSan69]

Wow, calm down, there's a lot of things going on in this clip.

[1980MEGATRASH]

1:58 the most epic reaction ever

[zalliwa]

Hell yeah!!

[arjunkaul]

I love the Miami Vice-esque music

XD

[zalliwa]

I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!

[Nightmaricvision]

0:07 "Yeah, okay, stunt double? Yeah, you go in first."

0:10 "Okay, now you, Michael Ontkean."

[zx6rtt]

xD

you know what's REALLY funny though?

This type of shit was HOT back in the 80's.

what a bunch of tasteless, gullible morons we were

[silentsuffering]

Why was there a sword in that truck?

[bigcheefnick]

lethal weapon

[MrTommyfifaking154]

hes gonna burn it black charcoal black',

" it's already black"

lol racism

[MrTommyfifaking154]

i think that black guy got shot with a paintball gun

[Hallinilla9]

Is this a movie or did someone just film their out of control barbecue?

[nightflyer777]

@Hallinilla9 Uh-huh, yeah. Whatever.

[Hallinilla9]

@nightflyer777 ...What?

[nightflyer777]

@Hallinilla9 Oh, sorry. I replied to the wrong person. I apologize.

[Marvdogger]

Is that Ted Danson with long hair.

[marsgodofwarx]

i made better movies than this as a kid... and im blind

[IIXXIIXX]

this movie looks so cheaply made

[JOCKATEO]

its like lethal weapon but only its shit

[hamblender]

Oh my Lady Gaga!!!!

This is so bad it's good....Then all the way to bad again!!!

Fuck me sideways!!!

[BonePizza]

1:52 rage face

[pretorious700]

MST3K missed a great opportunity here

[Roopfert]

rober z'dar's chin

[tokyoskippy]

OMG. This is terrible. So terrible that I need to see the entire thing.

Damn. I'm going to have to expand the shelf my bad movies are sitting on because I need to get this movie after seeing this clip.

[Polyshot]

Loos like shit even by late 80's standard

[level8]

0:48

[PatS1kk]

2:29 looks like a AA-12 from CODMW2 shot at it lol

[Guzzti3]

@PatS1kk hah it actually does

[MehrMaxime]

do directors really view work like this and say "now that's a fine job i've done", or do they just laugh knowing someone will actually watch this crap

[TURBODORK2]

@MehrMaxime i wonder if this was meant to be funny

[22centman36]

@MehrMaxime Mehr, this film was made back in 93 when an indie director could get funding for projects by bribing studios with coke and whores. It was so easy to make films back then.

[MehrMaxime]

@22centman36 i miss the 90s. now the coke is is schools and the teachers are whores. what i would give to be 13

[DarkenedTheater]

Thats some top notch acting. LMAO!!!!!

[Drower]

Now that's some ace acting.

[danwillingham]

I'm buying this now even though I'm skint

[arn123321]

precursor to lethal weapon?

[URMOMLAWL]

fucking terrible. laugh out loud

[HIPHOPBOKAYTV]

they should have called dat movie "SHITY HAIRCUT ,PAINT n FIREWORKS"

[mrsdkckr1]

im surprised that this wasnt nominated for an academy award...or was it? hmmm

[mrsdkckr1]

wow..this is terrible

[TermoShockers]

Hollywood can learn a thing or two on how to do a proper action movie just by watching samurai cop over and over.

[helldude90]

At 2:12 piant ball

2:19 paint ball again

[pinworms70]

That clip sure had a lot of hair in it.

[EamonnMurphy00]

This movie came out AFTER Citizen Kane, Taxi Driver and All The President's Men. Amazing.

[MegaPhoenixBird]

Yep.

That's progress for you.

[jakestooge34]

I'm suprised the scene where he cuts the guy's arm off didn't give it an X rating. Movies back then couldn't even get away with stuff like that.

[NW1977]

It was too fake looking to not get an X rated, that why. ;)

[NW1977]

Please tell me that guy at 2:13 is suppose to be sprayed with paint balls than bullets in the film. 'Cause if he's suppose to be shot by gun than a paintball gun, then they sure as hell didn't do a good job on using the fake blood.

But then this movie is pretty corny. I may check this out for that. :D

[BraveVesperia]

3:15 Invisible grenade FTW. Also, grenades explodes twice?

[MickTravisBickle]

Of all the scores for all the movies that Ennio Morricone has ever contributed to I still believe that "Samurai Cop" is his best work.

[gasenkotsu]

Hysterical. This would've been great material for MST3k.

[youfallopiantube1]

1:02 RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE

[sixtwotwomayhem]

That cop has a black ass. Right on.

[MindTricked]

Best.  Clip. Ever.

[McWolfcastle]

my sensory organs have been violated..

[nowolfy121]

nice trash movie xD

[stu9191]

Fucking hilarious.

'Yeah, he's gonna burn it, charcoal black.'

'It is black.'

'Right on.'

[Franschief]

Dear God this is lame

[mnwild98]

What an awful scene.

[HomebrewMelvin]

What an awful comment.

[HookahCrisis]

Woah that was wicked!

[47hitman474747]

1:50 lol FFS

[sunnykay1]

this movie is to smooth.....

[matter0ni]

2:12 -- paintballs

2:18 -- more PAINTBALLS! HAHAHAHHA

they even left the SPLAT sound from the original audio in there. its just epic.

[hippostick]

I really enjoyed the "Leave him alone" part . . . Terrible

[LadyDuoMaxwell]

This is seriously an amazing movie!

So cheesy, it's good!

[wolf12890]

that crime boss lit up the place like it was GTA

And killed his own men,that was code of silence man

[SaucisseMerguez]

This is bad

[berner]

1:29 - "I've got you now Samurai Cop!"

1:35 - "Bullets! My only weakness! How did you know?!"

[nirvanafan2737]

honstly this movie looks really good damn ill pay 20 bucks just to see this

[narusux]

oh god! this movie is so horrible it's great!!! lol, i can't believe i want to see this! i grew up with maniac cop, halloween, breakfast club, footloose, etc. dunno how i missed this one lol, thumbs up!

[DrunKao]

1:11

hahahahaha

[ioannisdenton]

seriously this must be one of the best movies i ll see. where3 can i get it??????? PLZ

[mquattlebaum]

Holy shit! I gotta see this movie.

[OwigamiHey]

charcoal black!

it is black.

right on!

[Lumberjack88]

haha.. RIGHT ON!!!!

[Darkknight088]

LMAO I LOVE IT MANIAC COP VS SAMURAI COP

[AgentCack]

is has the quality of Troll 2.

So bad, that it's awesome!

[Sinewav]

He's gonna burn your ass... charcoal black.

It is black!

Right on.

[Youngwrit3r]

RANDOM KATANA!!!!!!! XD LOL:3

[Youngwrit3r]

IN THe PICKUP TRUCK

[savage177]

LOL WHAT THE FUCK!!@!! LO1OL1OL1

[bdb1979]

This movie looks like a bad version of Pulp Fiction.

[tatayudah]

from where i can download this crap, pls tell me i need it

[hardcorenate123456]

that was as bad as steven seagal and troma movies

[GrandMoffSteve]

Oh

My

God

Can I please have my 4 minutes 13 seconds back .... please?

[stevenc123]

No you ungrateful fuck!! NO!!!

[hooperxxx]

This is so awful that even Fernando Lamas could see that it was teh suck.

[hooperxxx]

I meant Lorenzo Lamas, but what the hell. His old man sucked too.

[beggysk8]

so crap

[BERTMARCH]

Duck, someone's playing a somewhat muffled sound effects tape of a submachine gun being fired.

[Gentlenesspact]

Someone spared no expense on the squib budget. How does he shoot his black henchman 4 times with an uzi before the car behind him ever gets hit? Other than that the movie has no continuity errors.

[PhatSunshine]

What about the part where he instantly traverses several feet to cut off somebody's arm?

[cbtwentyfour]

He's gonna burn it, charcoal black

It is black.

Right on!

[mark2761]

He's like the Steve Buscemi of black guys...