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  • Win It All.

    Hahahahahahahahahaha

  • Bakit pati advertisement ng vice president pinapakialaman pa?

  • So when Biden shows up in an ad, he's criticized, but when Obama shows up in a Japanese snack ad, he's praised?

  • i find the the onion has more accurate news than fox for example

  • live our life to the ssssmmooothest!

  • This one was lame...

  • @CutayyOletaaa261 holy shit you are lonely if you took the time to type that

  • The Other Oil Spill

    ****youtube.com/watch?v=8qVXbp­P7gdg****

  • THIS IS HE-LARRY-US!!!!!!!!

  • Poison company's stock falls after CEO kills self with gun

    hahaha ROFLMFAO!!!

  • "mountain lion catches prey with carefully worded craigslist ad" lolololol thats some funny shit

  • you know what i hate? this constant pressure everytime someone famous does ANYTHING linked to anything at all. So what, he was on a liquor ad? GET THE FUCK OVER IT. This pisses me off so bad ... its not the worst thing ever because he was in a liquor add and its not evil, so what.

  • @leafsrule16 haha, wow, just...wow.

  • @pamew the ironic part was i was drunk when i wrote this but ... this mass censorship and stuff that goes on. So what if Tiger Woods boned some chicks, so what if Joe Biden was in a liquor ad? Not a big deal...

  • @leafsrule16 That's not in any way ironic. Frankly, it's just sad. Also, I am going to have to ask, are you aware what the word "satire" means?

  • @pamew hahah i wanted to troll for religious people .... i know this is a joke but its pretty serious, its kind of obvious the hennesy liquor company doesnt make ads like this and they portray a 'classy' image.

  • @leafsrule16 Dude, calm down. You're watching THEONION. I'm sure you don't know who they are...

  • @daziya11 i know its a joke site, what makes me mad is that this is actually really realistic lol

  • @leafsrule16 Lol, yeah. When I first heard of them I almost thought it was real. Then I paid attention to the whole video screen (the headlines, etc) and their other videos. I love how they're realistic. They do a great job at it! ^-^

  • @daziya11 ... made me look stupid haha. i later went on and read the stuff about a poison company ceo and watched more videos ... i didnt even see the onion hahah, just clicked the sidebar. i look retarded now haha

  • Please someone, make posters of those Hennessy ads.

  • picturing him with other men is fine ....hahaha

  • the Cheney / Weedkiller spokesman is great

  • im not american so i dont really understand the humor...

    but i love the bottom headlines...

  • @RomZruleTeHworld

    This man is quite litterally the least smoothest man in american politics.

  • ------------------------------­---------------------------

    قال ليك هادا واحد الاستاد رسم للتلاميد ضفدعة وقال ليهوم اش هادي

    وهو ينوض واحد الكسول للسبورة وهو يقول ليه هادي جرانة قال ليه الحمار

    هادي راه ضفدعة و هو يرجع داك الكسول لبلاصتو وقال لصاحبو العجب

    كاتبان من البعد بحال شي جرانة

  • Actually he looks good for an old man ..lol

  • Mountain lion catches prey with carefully worded craigslist ad. LOL

  • SINGER CHRIS BROWN ANNOUNCES HE'S FINALLY READY TO HIT OTHER WOMEN.

  • His bad LOL

  • lol just got it, VICE president. god I'm an idiot

  • Hugh Hefner or Joe Biden? Who is the Coolest?

  • hey yall im miley cyrus yall how yall doing yall check out my channel yall

  • @silverthornboy19 Eat shit, Miley Cyrus.

  • @ThePsychoReturns hey dw its an epic fail anyway lol look at his name

  • "(Funny and popular quote from the video sure to get alot of thumbs up inserted here)."

  • Is this a joke? No, seriously, is this a Joke? Is this video totally photoshopped fake? If this does happen to be real....Dont people have any respect for themselves anymore? Being President/VP used to mean being held to a way higher standard! But as we learned from the mid 90's, using the Whitehouse as a place to bang hoes and pose with whores in a Whiskey ad is OK! They obviously dont see anything wrong with this! That is INSANE

  • @billydumont psst sarcasm, sarcastic, and spoof are the key words here.

  • @billydumont It doesnt get any FUNNIER than some MORON thinking the onion new is real!! HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE!!!!! And then explaining his reasons why it is so horrible AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • @homebuiltindoorplane Greetings, Idiot :)

    I was f*cking around, lol. Saying what a likely conservative might say...You might not want to look too into things, hun :)

  • @billydumont LMAO. You're a fucking idiot.

  • @TTDMFfreaknew Hi there, BUTTFUCK, how are you?

    DUMBFUCK...

    I was F*cking around, Understand that concept yet? lol

  • @billydumont No need to censor yourself "F*cking". To answer your question, i am well. I didn't know a person could BE a "BUTTFUCK", a person physically being a butt being fucked...oh well, i guess i just don't understand that concept yet.

  • Oh my! I sure don't know how, but the Onion just keeps getting better and better :-D

  • "This Hennesy ad is a big fucking deal." --Joe Biden

  • LOVE the onion news. Opening peoples eye through morally and politically incorrect humor.

  • "his bad" ha ha

  • he understands. His bad.

  • Dick chenys industrial strenght weed killer

    that must be super effective

  • ask your dad what porn is

  • so shes anarexic big fuckin deal

  • LOL

  • haha...Biden is that cool for real...he should do it

  • Major Mexican drug cartel signs deal with Ziploc LOL! Priceless!

  • oh now i get that haha thats funny

  • "The Vice President never imagined the ads would be a problem. But if some people are going to be bothered by what someone else chooses to do in their free time... m'okay. He understands. He's bad." LOVE IT! :D

  • "Singer chris brown announces he's finally ready to hit other women" 0:09. Your news headlines freaking Hilarious!

  • @OrdinaryAfroFilipino wow i never noticed them... thanks for pointing them out LMAO

  • "golf taking a six month hiatus while tiger woods deals with his issues."

    Oh Christ in a handbasket, this show is a gem.

  • Vice President never imagined the ads would be a problem. But if some people are going to be bothered by what someone else chooses to do in their free time. OK. He understands. His bad.

  • live you lives to the smoothest...

  • His bad, he understands.......

  • His bad.

  • um why the fuck are there captions

  • in the lower right corner of the video there is a square with an arrow pointing up, click on that then the CC button and they'll turn off.

  • thanks :)

  • so deaf people can read maybe?

  • weed killer, probably just his spit.

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  • cheney weed killer refrence ftw.

  • The young women are hot...

    Biden is old and dirty

  • LOL that press conference guy was so breif but oh so funny...

  • Wait till you see the video of him drunk with Spuds Mackenzie, what he does to that poor dog should be illegal. Puts a whole new twist on the term "dog f-ing"

  • Sounds Illegal

  • that's freakin hilarious, you don't see stuff like that on good morning america

  • The ziploc bit was GOLD

  • Acapulco Gold that is, shaaawang!!

  • Biden is often seen bar hopping with the Dos Equis guy.

  • Biden's critics are way out of line here. There's nothing wrong with a guy trading on his debonair and sophisticated persona to finance his Jack Daniels and NASCAR lifestyle.

  • @argozempo

    lol

  • lol

  • how to live our lives to its smoothest

  • "drug cartel secures deal with ziploc" ROFL!!

  • I tough Chenney would be the spokesperson for gun safety.

    That and american values.

  • Whats wrong with his values? Or are you one of those people who thinks that Cheney has a secret sex dungeon in his basement next to his hurricane machine.

  • Exclusive deal with Ziploc.

  • industrial strength weed killer... LOL!

  • he also has a sweet trans am

  • Weed killer! 8D

  • 1:00

  • I'm not 100% sure I get the joke in this...can someone explain it to me?

  • Its making fun of 2 things:

    1. The "cool image" alcohol advertisers try to portray for drinking their stuff

    2. Biden's image as a playboy and his man tan.

    Also the jab at Cheney with week killer ad is absolutely hilarious, obviously going after his "mean eat a baby for a snack" image.

  • It's also making fun of the staged theatrical aspect of modern politics.

  • thanks you for explaining the jokes. you have now ruined comedy.

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  • Remember kids, Live life to its Smoothest...

  • "singer chirs brown announces he's finally ready to hit other women" XP

  • Biden is smooth as butter for sure. LOL I could see him doing an ad like this for real!

  • Smooth....

  • omg... I finally saw a decent youtube commercial xD That's a first. The E-Surance commercial is actually decent, and has smooth animation to it, unlike the creeper hamburger helper or the guy bragging about his yogurt. :P

  • I think the best part of the whole piece was the very end, about ziploc and drug cartels.

  • OH MY FUCKIN` GOD! I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING NOT RIGHT ABOUT THAT GUY! ROFL! naw but that was funny though...

  • Well I can see now why Obama picked him. At first I couldn't understand why, what with his horrible gaffs like sneezing during a press conference.

  • Um.

    Humans do sneeze..

    I did just a second ago, as a matter of fact.

    What does that have to do with anything?

  • I was referencing an earlier onion video. look it up.

  • Ahh. My bad bro.

    I mistook your comment for a low political blow.

  • Do you hear that? That's the sound of a joke going over your head. Wooosh.

    Look up the onion video where he sneezes during a press conference. You'll get the joke then.

  • lol

  • "we really just put a camera on him and let him do his thing" "Biden was definitely in the building" hahahahahaha....i can see Joe Biden being this smooth...!!!! hahah

  • I could actually see Biden doing these ads.

  • "A major Mexican drug cartel signed an exclusive deal with Ziplock today..." - *LOOOOOL*

    Onion rules!!!

  • Is it just me or this video not working? I tried it the other day, didn't work then, and still isn't.

    There's other Onion videos working for me, but not this one - can anyone help?

  • It's not just you :\

  • BUAHAHAHA; I want to see that movie and get that weed-killer!

  • Gotta love the representative's sarcasm.^^

  • Too Funny.

    I can't believe I watched this commercial.

  • Drug cartel signs a deal with ziploc. lmfao.

  • LOL

  • International playbpoy, rofl.

  • when the streets turned on him, lol

  • my last name is actually hennessy!!!!! lol awesome

  • you win teh prize!! what's your street address while we're at it?? ssn?

  • exclusive deal with Ziploc...........LMAO!!!!!!

  • "his bad" REALLY! these are our elected representatives.

  • the onion is fake you fucking idiot

  • LOL wait who thought it was real?

  • and you are are voting public? REALLY!?

  • @t24cal and you spelled our, are...... are you our voting public? That is a scary prospect, moron.

  • Coming from the one who took The Onion seriously.

    Dude. You lost, just give up, bow out, and walk away with what shreds of dignity you have left.

  • @Bttscks In no way did I take the onion seriously, but that wasn't even an attempt at satire..... if you know what satire is. but i doubt it.

  • @Bttscks Like i said, apparently, satire escapes your understanding.

  • Riiiight XD just keep insulting people, cause THAT will show them that you're mature and possess a sense of humor.

    I'll put it this way, if that was you playing along, don't quite your day job, because comedy is not exactly your "thing" XD

  • @Bttscks and intelligence is not yours.

  • Sweet comeback, man. Really, I'm floored. I mean, I'm down for the count. There's no possible way to recover from "Yeah, well you're stupid!" xD

  • woops. honest mistake, just wasn't paying attention when I typed it. I wouldn't have called someone out on that too haha.

  • **Would have. did it again fuck.

  • I find it a bit curious how Biden's advertising is the biggest one SINCE Cheney appearing on weed killer. I mean Cheney is one ugly guy but at least there's no sexual sub-text.

  • weed killer HAHAHAA

  • lol

    hilarious. I believed that when I first saw it after seeing some of the things he's done.

  • I support democrats 100%! fuck u republicans

  • Where was your god when you conservative idiots wasted one of the biggest surpluses in the history of any government to exist? STFU really you're an idiot to think there are two sides in this country they are all owned by the same corporate philosophy. Get use to this NWO and when we take over you and the libs frozen and trapped in the matrix.

  • @legacyfinancial Once upon a time there was an old man who discovered the internet. He was civilized to the extent that he wouldn't swear in spite of his anonymous status but all the same all could see immediately he was a troll just past his time.

  • @legacyfinancial the pillage will continue. Please snap out from the two part cartel.

  • @legacyfinancial You go right ahead and keep enjoying being the tool of big industry and the cynical religious morons who they use to dupe you. There is nothing more pathetic than a poor republican.

  • "If you're a conservative under 30, you have no heart. If you're a liberal over 30, you have no brain"

    --Winston Churchill.

  • @TerroristTick343

    Was true in it's time and place.

  • Better yet. Liberals treat dogs like people, conservatives treat people like dogs.

  • good one, I should use that line on my friend one day ^^

  • If you're either at any time, you're a prisoner of the left/right paradigm.

    -Someone I listen to.

  • Stupid(I meant myself) for a fraction of a second I thought this was true, and then I realized it's the Onion.

  • at 1:14 was hilarious.

  • Word on the street that he will be in an ad for HBO's" Hung" series.

  • American Humour at its best

  • lmfao this is halirious ^^ good job

  • had me going for a minute...........

  • LMAO, man, this is the Onion's best.

  • Thank goodness, Chris Brown, you had me a bit worried for a minute! Good to see you moving on... O.o

  • who is biden?

  • really your kidding right. hes are vice president!

  • oh....ok

  • hey does anyone know when Desire is supposed to be coming out? I can't find any info online.. :(

  • hahahahaha

  • ok all you "smart" people...i'll let you in on the joke....we know it's not real...we r just playing along...ha ha ha ...love all your comments......thanks for setting me straight.......hehehehhe!!

  • People think it's real becasue the Onion does such a damn good job of making it look real. Unless you know about the Onion and what they do, your brain just sees CNN at the bottom. Not to mention the fact that politicians are so corrupt that no satire is beyond the scope of reality these days.