If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big suprise.

[notthenutter]

If there was only a small piece paper left behind the rest of it must have been wedged between the cheeks of his arse, after he pulled up his kecks in a panic. The poor sod only wanted to take a dump & ended up needing to take a shower.

[scott777survivalist]

bet he never go's jogging before a good shit again

[0808SCOOTER]

thats a great story he he .

you and little tommy were lucky you could of ended with three piles of shit..

becouse there would of been an extra pile of shit if ide been there with someone jumping out on me ha ha

best regards

scooter

[AaranKirton]

hahaha :D great story

[1ukjunglednbraver]

at least u didnt stand in it..although that would be even more funny

[palmer3977]

i was on the beach fishing dieing for a crap but tried to wait but after an hour i had no choice i found cover i was wearing chest waders so u can imagine the hassle i had to go thru b4 i squatted down for a crap halfway thru a dog came & tried to sniff me out then a mans voice calling his dog i stood up from behind this small knee high sand dune with my chest waders around my ankles & tackle out which gave him a fright & shouted for him to f@@k off with his dog thankfully he did

[sillybillywithnowill]

hahah thats hell funny

[waistcoatbeerreviews]

my trousers are still in the dry cleaners. great vid

[TheRealMindblock]

Haha this made my day (:

[AlexChambers2008]

hahahahahaha

[WeaponCollector]

@MrAirgunlover, yes, its a Crosman 2240 with laser sight

[heavymetalninja09]

thats funny as hell

[WeaponCollector]

@heavymetalninja09 glad you enjoyed it man

[Jimywiper]

Lol funny

[WeaponCollector]

@Jimywiper thanks mate

[xjaronx]

How tall are u mike?

[WeaponCollector]

@xjaronx Hey Jaron, I'm about 5"6.

[nimasadr]

LOL

made my day

[WeaponCollector]

@nimasadr haha, glad you found it funny Nima.

[codyaustinpemberton]

porn

[WeaponCollector]

@codyaustinpemberton lol.

[Iamfukenripped]

Thats funny man LoooL A guy tryin to have a shit then he hears you guys and legs it lmao i can just picture it.

[WeaponCollector]

@Iamfukenripped , we couldn't stop laughing after we looked in the bush.

[Iamfukenripped]

Hahaha I'll bet man, it actually sounds like summet that would happen to me and my mate. here check this out man this is one of those coincidental moments.

(/watch?v=H0EqiQbUO_0)

The guy at 0:25 is my mate lmao and he told me about that crazy guy trippin on the floor lol.

[mrchickenfingers]

What is that gun above the revolver? to the Right a little?

[bladerunner2742]

i literally laughed till i cried. new vids check em out if u get a chance

[MrXJaRvIsX]

my names tommy and im 12 lol

[wolfbushcraft]

i remember your camp site,shame it got trashed...funny story,if i was going along with zeus,he would have attacked him,then i would have to have buried the guy in his own shit.lol..cheers mike..

[WeaponCollector]

@wolfbushcraft, hahaha, glad you liked the video Grimbo.

[AlexChubes]

Ahaha Good Story mike, made me laugh imagine if you had smacked him with the torch and he was only scared because he was taking a shit in the bush Classic Running with shit up hes arse for the rest of day :)

[XDM50]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

That's funny Mike!

You just never know what people are going to do next. =D

[WeaponCollector]

@XDM50 haha, Glad you found it funny Duane,

Mike.

[theillusionist6677]

lolz

[moleman1961]

You can guarantee that if you need a Tom tit in the bushes someone will come along! You could be in the middle of the Sahara and drop your drawers and a busload of tourists will turn up and catch you red handed! Great story!

[WeaponCollector]

@moleman1961, LOL, i know, i bet that jogger couldn't believe his luck when he saw us coming up the hill, lol.

[13knifethrower13]

how do you record with a ps3?

[AlexChubes]

@13knifethrower13 You need the Eye Camera.

[WeaponCollector]

@13knifethrower13 yes, i use a ps3 eye and Eye create which i a program you get with the camera to make vidoes, I9 then record the video , then transfer it to p.c and upload it.

[13knifethrower13]

@WeaponCollector thanks, i was just curious.

[RabbitMB]

haha quality

[KASPLARFO]

:

Thanks for the laugh!

★★★★★

[WeaponCollector]

@KASPLARFO

Thanks man, I'm glad it made you laugh mate.

[starwarsfan0001]

@WeaponCollector ha ha ha ha :D that was funny mate

[NicaKrnKid]

what with the ps3 controller?

lol is it a new thing youre going to start doing in every video

[WeaponCollector]

@NicaKrnKid

LOL, No,I was actually using my PS3 to record the video, i had to press x to start recording, for these video that don't need editing i will use this camera, for others i will use my ussual sony camera.

Mike.

[cordless33]

@WeaponCollector I that the playstation eye? If so thats what i use on my ps3 too lol

[PhillieBRidin]

hahahahaha cool vid. thumbs up =)

[WeaponCollector]

@PhillieBRidin, Thanks mate, glad you liked it.

[shallnotbeinfringed]

great vid man and funny story

[WeaponCollector]

@shallnotbeinfringed, thanks man, glad you liked it.

[123braderz]

dirty shit haha was u speaking to me on ps3 wen u made tht vid

[WeaponCollector]

@123braderz, haha, yes i was , this is why i signed out for a bit, lol.

[123braderz]

@WeaponCollector kool i have just remmembeered ur bro has borrowed mw2 do u mind giving me his account name so i can play with him 2 and tell him to accept me and say tht im on ur freinds list

[WeaponCollector]

@123braderz

Its not Malc, but one of my other brothers, his i,d is jimbob22kid

[123braderz]

@WeaponCollector Cheers mate

[123braderz]

@WeaponCollector could u make a vid on yor deseart eagle please

[matywaldy]

perhaps he heard you guys coming,saw you ,and thought"fuck its the weapon collector,hid in the bush and shit himself

[WeaponCollector]

@matywaldy, lol, nice one mate , that made me laaugh.

[61pickgun]

Poor guy will be constipated for a month now...you bastards - scared the shit out of the guy.

[WeaponCollector]

@61pickgun, hahaha,

[MadBadVoodo]

You tell a great story my friend! Keep up the good work!

Thumbs Up!!

[WeaponCollector]

@MadBadVoodo, Thanks Madbad, That means alot coming from the person i consider the master of story telling, i love the real life series, I'm glad you enjoyed my story.

Mike.

[MadBadVoodo]

@WeaponCollector You are 2 kind!!

[MonoxideChild1219]

Hahaha, that poor guy is going to be plucking toilet paper out of his ass for the next few days. By the way, that rifle in the background with the blue/gray stock (it looks like a .22) what brand is it and what did you pay for it?

[WeaponCollector]

@MonoxideChild1219 Hi mate, its a A.S.I Paratrooper , which is now Gamo, and was my dads, its pretty old, maybe 40 yrs old. not sure of the price.

Mike,

[MonoxideChild1219]

@WeaponCollector I thought it was a .22, turns out it was an air rifle haha

[WeaponCollector]

@MonoxideChild1219, It is .22, but not bullet, its a .22 Air Rifle.

Mike.

[kwalker233]

loved it, shame about your camp though. same thing happened to one me and my mates made:(

[WeaponCollector]

@kwalker233, always does doesn't it mate, someone always finds them and messes them up.

[SkogKniv]

You got to go, you got to go hahahahha

[WeaponCollector]

@SkogKniv, lol, sure do mate, haha

[raindog951]

I thought it would be Poo or Porn!

[WeaponCollector]

@raindog951, haha, so did i, lol, and as soon as i saw the flies i knew, hahaha

[QUESTED]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

So glad you shared this story m8

[WeaponCollector]

@QUESTED , glad you liked it mate, cheers.

[WorthingPlayer]

Haha pretty funny story, made me lol

[WeaponCollector]

@WorthingPlayer

[WeaponCollector]

@WorthingPlayer, glad you liked it mate.

[Clayman1234567]

ehehehehe

[WeaponCollector]

@Clayman1234567, lol

[gerbilfaceman]

lol bet that runner felt like a rright tit

[WeaponCollector]

@gerbilfaceman, haha, would be funny if he was a viewer and saw this, hahaha

[ColinOutdoors]

You must of scared the crap out of that runner :-)

[WeaponCollector]

@ColinOutdoors

hahaha

[mikeyduke10]

for the first 3 seconds i thought i was abouts to get sent some car insurence ... :/

[WeaponCollector]

@mikeyduke10 lol.

[sivartniknar]

that`s funny shit right there ;~)

[WeaponCollector]

@sivartniknar haha, I'm glad you found it funny mate.

[Conan568]

You Guy's scared the shit out of that Jogger.

[WeaponCollector]

@Conan568

HAHAHA, certainly did, I wonder now if he could see us from the bushwhen we stopped at the bottom of the hill, he was probably praying that we would go the other way, LOL.

see you Conan.

[Conan568]

@WeaponCollector

It could have been worse, a turd could have rolled out, before he did.

One time while I was at a pit sighting in my 300 Weatherby, my Bud said, "Hey Conan, what kind of Animal left this shit over here?"

I walked over, took a look and replied, "what kind of animal wipes it's ass with toilet paper?"

[WeaponCollector]

@Conan568 haha, Thats great, that really made me Laugh out loud, thats hilarious mate.

Mike.

[capreolus4]

shit, i was eating my dinner.

[WeaponCollector]

@capreolus4

lol, sorry , maybe i should have done a warning, lol.

[Eggbert999]

serves him right for burning your shelter. if it was him that is

[WeaponCollector]

@Eggbert999

haha, probaly wasn't him, but sure was funning finding out what he was up to, lol.

[lookin4memarbles]

Cool Story! Funny!

[WeaponCollector]

@lookin4memarbles

hahaha, glad you liked it mate, lol.

[gravey345]

where is my rocket launcher review request? =P

[WeaponCollector]

@gravey345

LOL, I told you, i need a job first , then save the money, lol, maybe next year.

[gravey345]

@WeaponCollector thats bullying, and wen u do the firing, aim at a group of chavs please. ill even pay you =P

[MrClungeHead]

hilarious

[WeaponCollector]

@MrClungeHead, thanks mate,

[cutlerylover]

lol you know the saying "does a bear shit in the woods" ? now you can ask tommy every now and then, does a jogger shit in the woods....lol

[WeaponCollector]

@cutlerylover

HAHAHA, Thats Great Jeff, I will have to do that, lol.

After this happened me and Tommy couldn't stop laughing.

Mike.

[micktunes100]

good story

[WeaponCollector]

@micktunes100 haha, thanks mate.

[TamrynRimfire]

lol great story Mike thanks for sharing it with us 5*

[WeaponCollector]

@TamrynRimfire

haha, glad you liked it mate, lol.

[HUGGYBEAR1990]

good story mate enjoyed it, keep it up

[WeaponCollector]

@HUGGYBEAR1990

Cheers mate, glad you liked it.

Mike.

[HUGGYBEAR1990]

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