HD: Let's Play Dinner Date 1/1

[Casptard]

"1. Reduculous

the way a crazy black person with a speech inpedament says ridiculous

Man that is REDUCULOUS!!"

What an annoying word.

[nexus1g]

It's still longer than Portal.

[nexus1g]

It took me about 3 minutes to realize why exactly he's alone.

[MrPenguinsunlimited]

This is terrible

[MegaDeclara]

"How do you eat this soup?"

[BrettSchall]

LOL get rejected in real life AND in the virtual world!

[myboomstick]

After stupidly blowing $10 on Dear Esther and about to blow $5 on this one, thanks for saving me a few bucks :)

[awholebunchofcats]

@myboomstick I completely loved Dear Esther and I want the developers to take more of my money so they can make more games. They ARE helping out in the next Amnesia game.

[Dawgmeatt]

Dude, Qwantz comics on the fridge!

[georgehrowe]

Shut up and eat that bread...

[MrTubbylad]

One (of many things) I don't get about this game:The fade to black before drinking. This guy is swearing away ''fuck Jerry, Fuck that''etc and talking about He wants to have sex with this woman. But no way can the players of this game watch a man drink a bit of alchol -_-

[militarypillz]

@MrTubbylad I'm sure they just didn't have it in them to animate that much

[TheUnknownD]

This should be free

[PlushifiedNaruto]

:| My friends bought this for me since I can't seem to get a date. I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

[Fussino]

@PlushifiedNaruto Get new friends would be a good start, if you ask me

[zazaodh]

Wow, what a load of pretentious crap. Thanks for sitting through this crap so many others do not have to pay to endure it.

[myboomstick]

@zazaodh 'pretentious' is a clutch word used by people to label that which they don't understand. the game is certainly crap but at least it's trying something different.

[zazaodh]

@myboomstick Pretentious is a legitimate word to use for this game, seeing as how it is trying to sell itself on the fact of being an 'artistic story'. While it might be trying something different, that doesn't give it a free pass to being lacklustre.

[megasquals]

I think you guys are just a bunch of philistines, who don't understand the beauty and deeper meanings of this timeless classic.

[NSACLAN]

@megasquals I think you are looking into this too deeply.

Its fucking retarded.

[sw33tness666]

I gave this game 4/5 stars. A masterpiece only limited by its short length.

[RobinBlack01]

lol im glad i wasnt the dumass that bought this game :3

[pynipple]

how do you equip the sword?

[Broden124]

Too deep for you faggots. 

[yamikaga]

I just bought this game for everyone on my steam friend's list because I wanted to ruin everyone's game library on Valentine's Day!!

[RobinBlack01]

@yamikaga OMG YAY, ur SUCH AN ASSHOLE AND A FAG YAAY! :D

[CaptainFalcow]

This game will be forever alone...

[MrRyansMind]

What the balls am I watching?! Well, I won't be "playing" this :P

[neilmch]

Looks a right load of crap. cheers for saving me money

[MrZoider]

How all my dates go ong

[ariesmajor]

Forever alone.....the game.

[RobinBlack01]

@ariesmajor just like u... =/

[hatfortressinfinity]

Don't particularly want to express any opinion on the games quality, but I still don't understand why the camera stayed back at the room when Julian left. Actually, I have a guess. You're playing as his nervous subconscious, which he leaves behind when he goes out to drink with friends. The game ends with his subconscious waiting for him, so it's come full circle from him waiting for a girl.

[Specterish]

I wouldn't mind this game if it didn't come off as being so pretentious...

[mehfuckit]

MOAR BREAD! AND FUCK JERRY!

[beakerox]

@mehfuckit I'll just get the soup.

[twymanator]

I enjoyed this more than if I were to play the game myself (not only because I'd be saving myself $5). Onexploits fufils the role as the subconscious quite nicely. Put that shit down. Drink the wine.

[heroclix0rz]

This has to be the most meta thing on youtube. More than a video of someone watching a video on youtube even.

But seriously, I give these guys some credit for doing something different. At least it's not a generic FPS.

[smpowis]

I'd have saved the money for this game and brought myself some real soup and bread instead...

[NuVanDibe]

i think this is fantastic as an interactive story. it's a terrible game and should not have been marketed as a game.

[linkeffect82]

This is more of a strange experiment in the long run. I think it's worth a measly five dollars, but only if you'd like something odd to experiment with. It's akin to some odd films I've read about that try and explore lives in more bland tones and scenarios, giving specific feelings for the viewer, in this case though there's a mild level of interaction for the player to experiment with.

[jkgatling]

isnt this just made as art? and for what it is its clever

[ostravaofboletaria]

Why is it that you talking about the soup makes me laugh?

[RandomPro2011]

what the hell.... thank god i didnt get this...

[coolsnape]

this game is horrible maby if there was more freedom and hed shut up [ the char not the guy playing] and more things to do

[MakubekuUrashima]

heavy rain for pc

[treejay14]

Thank you for saving me 3 quid from this shit lol

[sandinstilettos]

Your voice makes this terrible voice-acted bearable.Haha xD

[MrGmodlol61]

Its so bad its funny and instantly becoming good XD

[Yutxz]

Dinner Date. The incredible true story of your life.

[GenericD]

Hmmm, looks interesting, and only £3! But before I buy, I think I'll just check out YouTube to see how it plays.

Watch video.

Well, that's £3 saved. Thanks, man. You certainly got to stir the shit out of that soup, at least.

[Pivaxi]

What chick would turn up to meet a dude that talks that much and whines? He sounds like he's wallowing in self pity. "Oh boo-hoo she won't come"

Though, I don't really understand the objective of the game?

[asbrozek64]

Excuse me. I was able to get this game for 5 dollars. $13 seems a bit much. But regardless, this should not be free. Artists should be paid so they continue doing what they do.

[asbrozek64]

This is one of the most depressing series of comments I've ever read. Oh my god! 5 dollars! What a rip off!  Next time you eat a burrito, think if you would rather just buy half of it and spend the other half on a unique interactive experience. I guess most of you would rather just take the full burrito.

[calibokina]

@asbrozek64 I don't know where you buy bagels man but they sure aren't 10 bucks where I live :L

[AkimboJoe]

I kept dying on the third level.

[C1NEMAGIC]

You have been playing the worst game ever.

[15787marijn]

Macaroni

[15787marijn]

Ho, ly,

[mandarinduck]

Why pay for this game when you could be out there getting stood up in real life?

[dejanpolo]

woowww

this is shittt 

[m3gadork]

I would pay 2 dollars for this TOPS.

[dead7dude]

i would buy it for a buck for sure, anyone would.

[Oceanic180]

If I were to be staring at the freaking table at least you would've worked better on rendering the table and hands. Which they didn't.

[HolyAvgr]

What is that ending? I don't get it. (Though to be entirely honest, I did not pay much attention).

[lukeryan07]

3 glasses of wine and he is fucking dazed what a lightweight

[KoH4711]

Incidentally, anyone else amazed by the regenerating bread? It's not like the programmers couldn't account for it due to being too busy with designing levels.

[KoH4711]

lmao... "what is this... this isn't even a game."

[rumbl3r]

Watching this game on youtube is alot like playing this game

[360bull]

I dunno. I sort of enjoyed that. Certainly not worth the cash, but not horrible. Would have been better as a free product.

[ariman888]

@360bull But all games would

[RobinBlack01]

@360bull no idiot, if its not even worth 5 bucks then its a horrible game

[Lechoni21]

i loved the "fappity fap fap"

[radscorpion8]

TAKE THAT ROGER EBERT! ARGHHH

[DJStry]

Thank you for saving me 5 dollars m8 :D

[RobinBlack01]

@DJStry HAHAHA

[xZeroicex]

Rofl thats some epic shit right there son!

[uknowdeath]

i love your accent ;)

[ausauspatpat]

worst. game. ever.

[Rockinbite]

i dont think its worth 5$ i would not even play this for free

[randomness2282]

@Rockinbite liar if this was a free game you would play it and you still wouldnt like it but you would play it

[cubeface21]

What the fuck.

[TearsOfWar1]

Wow this game is action packed full of awesome and win! /sarcasm

[Dutan7]

FAIL

[blackcrow6667]

lol

[Kot0ko]

All I can say is, that looks fucking terrible.

[seraphimlance]

What.

The.

Fuck