Masturbation can make you a Cyclops

[Hoggles49]

its bright outside in the desert?

[valcarni1]

LOL seriously WTF :P

[ballsbunny123]

i bet this guy doesnt have a dick

[Olirap]

its sad that 14 people liked this, im hoping they all thought it was a joke :/

[watchdog66]

I love Happeh Theory!! Since my most prominent hobby is masturbation, I like that one-dimensional vision of the world. Wonderful!! All problems are gone ... :-)))))

[martysoulshine]

I cant see much with my left eye ! I am terribly worried!

Does that mean i am a cyclops? Does that mean i should have a word with my doctor who made me buy a PAIR of glasses? Does that mean i dont masturbate enough??? Please help ?

PS what about masturbating with both hands ( in order to prevent having a weaker side?????or is it a wanker's side????

[muscleHead922]

um the guy has both eyes.

[GunnarMcGriff]

Guys, the uploader is obviously mentally ill, not stupid. If you can't tell on your own, you're probably a cyclops.

[doveslogic]

I hope this is a joke. This is by far the stupidest, most nonsensical video I have ever seen in my life. What a crock.

[666lilnickY]

yes, because i've obviously seen a cyclops walking around in the mall.

you make perfect sense.

[sociopathicregret]

@666lilnickY actually i have. dont doubt until youve seen one

[paddotk]

uploader, i hope you die. You are a fucking moron. I bet you upload this because you don't have a dick and can't stand other people do. GTFO

[studentoflife01]

Amazing!

[on2someth1ng]

hes got the sun in his eye idiot

[aintnosp0on]

killer video

[mzsexxigurl]

Jermarnees512: I know he has two eyeballs.

WTF

[mzsexxigurl]

Roflzzzz @ ppl turning into cyclops from masturbating.

I masterbate,and the last time I looked in the mirror,I had two eyeballs -_-

[Jermarnees512]

Ur an idiot.. he has 2 eyeballs too. Look at the way your eyelids cover your eye when you have your eyes relaxed and open.. now are you starting to show signs of being a cyclops or not?

[Hiredguns23]

do you actually believe this crap?

[LATVIA53911]

Masturbation produces cyclops and people like author of this video.

[perrofran]

you mean this bald guys masturbate all day?

[philthebeast0]

hey im not a cylops

[Jpurser1]

LOL

[vens1o1]

lol this is horrible

[otu1]

hahaha lol

[johnnysane]

Okay, you must obviously be a satirist. No rational, thinking human being could take this seriously.

[muerteverde]

This is not satire.

[SatanHouse666]

First of all...They are in the sun and they close their eyes to reduce the glare. Also, you only see his right side because most of the time the camera is only on the right side.

This is stupid.

[immykinz]

Right so, i used to have a lazy eye (my left one insidently) as a kid.... does that meen im a chronic masterbating cyclops?

[travis112787]

yes

[Bluetim1]

once again. The Happy theory is wrong.. all fictional creatures were inspired by other fictional creatures which all fictional creatures came from relgion. AS I said on one of your videos relgion came from astrology. *sigh* where do you get your research? the back of unneccisary tablets? I see nothing wrong with your views but when you say blatant lies...

[adgp]

hey guys go to their site it's bloody hilarious, especially their nude site. I honestly almost wet myself from laughing so hard.

[bmroute18]

These people are so fucking stupid, how can they seriously put this shit online?

[Juke4]

rofl

[shdwfeather]

Guys, it's called satire. lol

[woodessence]

Early in the video, he doesn't look like cyclops w/ head turned other way. It's not a straight-on shot & lighting is uneven, so not a fair assessment. Working w/ body dynamics, one must work w/ live model (self, friends, or volunteers) so body can be posed on request, & good light be used. I find making these visual assessments thru found videos or picture isn't a thorough analysis. Interactive has better chance for accuracy & success in finding answers !

[koolaidman007]

This is all bullshit

[bernyg79]

hhahahahaahahah I'm gonna become a cyclops

[vitalsignsx]

Maybe because its sunny out and hes squinting. do you notice there in the fuking desert. wow, you probably have no male genitles so you dont want anyone to have plesure so you put stupid videos up like this.

[jacobotman]

i got a frend that Masturbation for 10 years and he's still boxing and in good shape too so up in yours

[jacobotman]

shove a Cyclops up in your ass

[jacobotman]

in 3:31 maybe he is sitting on the god damn rock and he just can't put his two legs together asshole

[ExtraMarmalade]

oh my god I really hope Happeh is a bad joke...

[petergonefar]

"this man is effectively a real life cyclops" Who in the fuck sanctioned this video? who sold this man electrical equipment? This is the funniest/saddest video I have ever seen.

[danielhavoc]

FUCKING IDIOT ASSHOLE!!!!

[DarkLusterVII]

God... Happeh is so FUCKING stupid... -_-

[ChewyBumFluff]

that rediculous, the sun was blazing down on him,

[ali7410]

You're joking, aren't you?

So the fat dude doesn't masturbate

So what if the "Cyclops dude" starts to masturbate by his left hand that means he will be a normal dude?

[adiltga]

oooooooooo mami!!

we must be stupid to trust this shit

[KaMaLThQTpiE]

lol. o man. wat the fuk?

[annaglow27]

These are completely bogus claims. This guys is standing in the sun (um hello...squinting), and it's a profile picture ("unevenness") and all humans look and are formed differently

[PMMPINDY]

huh? where did this came from, lol ...

[yupp40]

can you please stop posting this shit!! It really wouldn't bother me that it's up here but you might actually convince some nieve person that you are right! and whoever this "Happeh" is needs to stop thinking of theories.

[radamanthys1]

FUCK YOU!!!

[solomir]

You can see both of his eyes in the beginning of the clip, besides, I got a news flash for you, if I were to take a picture of you from behind, both of your eyes wont be visible, now is this just me or does it mean you masturbate with both hands?

[BlueNinja13]

That guy does look like one.

[Volgogo]

lol