SKITLETS 7 (Genie, Bully, Hell)

[wafflesnfrenchtoast]

Queers, coming just because of some douche.

[Brividi209]

xjawz!

[slayera1214]

First one is lying, second one to some people was the gun

[NefiiGirly]

He didn't "bear false witness" or "covet thy neighbor's property".

[urclothesareblack]

@NefiiGirly he banged his neighbor's wife and lied about it to his parents

[hannajoseff001]

1000 more genies, rofl....

[AngelWithWaxWings]

LoL then I lied to my parents about it on a Goddamn Sunday! ROFL!

[Valorknightz]

I counted 7 sins, anyone got more?

[TheOrator371]

For some reason I want skittles now...

[FloATsoad]

did you notice that at 0:52 god is peeped out but damn is not?

[TheIfacationalisms]

Try to find the O in this

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QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ

QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ

QQQQQOQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ

QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ

:P

[CoDSlayerBen]

@TheIfacationalisms the O is a lie

[lukesamuri135]

@CoDSlayerBen 4th row down 6th in xD

[AetherRanger]

Guy: I WISH FOR 100 MORE GENIES

Genie: oh-

Guy: >:)

[vikingsbball21]

did they really censor the word god

[engladtur]

haha fucking funny that he fucked up the 10 condemnments

[glitteraddict44]

on a g*ddamn sunday !

[BenTheFierceDragon]

HAH! i thought of the genie thing like two weeks ago, seriously.

but someone beat me to it. blast.

[LLJKPoochie]

Yup... watched 1-7 in like 10 minutes. Now I'm sad there's no more. Why can't I pace myself?! D:

[UnbalancedApple]

you could also wish that you could wish for more wishes.

[TrailersThatRock]

I always thought it was skittles before i read the top comment

[danielbudzynski]

@TrailersThatRock I'm impressed

[TheBountykat]

lol @ "Uhm, and then I lied about it to my parents on a goddamn Sunday."

[AriesQueenOfDiamonds]

ROFLMAO-D!

I added the D for dying, because that was fucking funny!

[B8Av3]

@AriesQueenOfDiamonds It's normally a bad idea to add to something that's already a lie. It's a lot like adding expression to something that's been invented so people don't have to show expression, which is ridiculous.

[AriesQueenOfDiamonds]

@B8Av3 I disagree! If it's already a lie why not exaggerate the hell out of it? :-P

[MrNoobtuber57]

ha ha

[AntiNoobTactics]

xjawz

[TheRand0mTh1nG]

Haha

[steven171199]

xjawz



[oXfundXo]

1v1? Ksi I hardscope

[buddysai1]

XJAWZ!!!!!!!!!!!

[jackman34100]

plz check my channel

[noamzilo]

@jackman34100 fuck you

[kickasssonic]

@jackman34100 do not take noamzilo's offer.

[klopsikii]

God sent me.

[BonkeyNUTTS]

thats a good wish

[JohnFancypantsHD]

xJawz Sent Me :)

[RORYcsSHAC]

xjawz ?

[melfunction5]

Man, you guys always kill the closing punchline. Always.

[dudauda]

xJawz

[ozzy5million]

@dudauda what about him

[timsaurusrex]

@dudauda is a fag

[dudauda]

@timsaurusrex Your dad is a fucker hahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkk hihihii hehehe

[malmalspur]

@dudauda xjewz*

[Raisiboii2k12]

check out my channel

[jakefairchild]

thumbs up if u came from xJawz

[SliceOutOfToast]

Instead of wishing for more genies, just wish you could wish for more wishes.

[DustDeadeye]

i lol'd at the smartest man then though, "there was no way I would ever think of that"

[00Clank]

I've always though the Genie Wish, though I always said, "Another Magic Lamp." Then, with the final wish, I set them all free, so they're totally cool that I broke the rules, because I'm a nice guy.

[fishface01992]

I only counted 8 commendments

[Eliterule213]

@fishface01992 1. Idolatry 2. Sunday 3. God damn.4. Parents. 5. Murder 6. Adultery 7. Stolen gun. 8. Lied. 10. Neigbours wife. I count nine.

[fishface01992]

@Eliterule213 what is adultery

[kickasssonic]

@fishface01992 adultery is when a person under the age of 18 has sex with an older woman.

[bertjuhnl]

@kickasssonic No it's not.

[kickasssonic]

@bertjuhnl than what is it.

[bertjuhnl]

@kickasssonic As Samuel L. Jackson would probably say: "Google, motherfucker, do you know it?!" OR just read the reply from kickasssonic

[Eliterule213]

@fishface01992 Adultery is when you're married and you have sex with someone else.

[Arobein]

@Eliterule213 dressing as gold calfs is probably something to do with 10 - Do not covet thy neighbour's ox.

[MegaNintendo64fan]

the bully got tarantula'D



[TheTopicThunder]

perfect!!!!

[thickbro522]

0:13 Priceless

[danielbudzynski]

I keep reading this as Skittles

[ciupa911]

@danielbudzynski you high as fuck to? lol

[mattypong]

@danielbudzynski ttahs baucese the biarn can tlel the wrdos if the frtis 2 lrettes are in the crorcet sopt u should be able to read that

[bobalobization]

@mattypong thats funny, you don't have the first 2 letters in the right spot...

[skidude0403]

@danielbudzynski ive watched these from the begining and i just relised that it was Skitles not skittles

[kickasssonic]

@danielbudzynski I like skittles.

[RaeMelantha]

@danielbudzynski I always do too.

[John2PC]

@danielbudzynski den ur D U M

[joipoiroc]

@danielbudzynski wait it´s not?

[mxskmg4]

isn't that the same theme song comedy central has

[GewdLookin]

i only counted 9..

[Gakchan]

lol ah I love these

[AnbuKakashi321]

"I wish for a hundred more genies." BRILLIANT!

[88jasonson1]

the genie and the bully are going to hell or the genie whos a bully is going to hell

[StripesofShay]

Hahahah PLEASE make the rest of the last skitlet!!! hahah!

[TheNeoAnimus]

Explosm/Cyanide and Happiness did the genie joke in Nov 2010. Still love your stuff though

explosm.net/comics/2243/

[sambustaZ]

@TheNeoAnimus read description.

[salomon202]

watch?v=CArkYxG1azc Literal Terms vid

[daliussyo]

YOUR A DUMB! D.U.M

-uuh there's a B

-OMG WHERE

[ClericJobz]

DISLIKERS ARE ALL DUM!

[xianos707]

@ClericJobz not as dum as unoriginal comments!

[Timothymao]

@ClericJobz Uhhh... there's a bee

[tigras2244]

@ClericJobz Umm there's a bee

[Soap360]

@ClericJobz they could probably spell dumb.

[ashstan100]

@ClericJobz umm, there's a b

[Hooblar59385]

@ClericJobz Um, there's a "b".

[xs99sx]

@ClericJobz there's a b.

WHERE!?!?

[MBannon14]

Do a full version of the smartest man in the world

[kbdude8]

lol they censored God but not damn in the last one

[MissusFingerBottom]

this is one of the best

[gow3lover21]

@slamshotstudios which skillet?

[slamshotstudios]

First skitlet was stolen from Cyanide and Happiness.

[TheWizardOfOsborne]

wish for more genies, the ability to grant one's own wishes, other magical creature(s) that will grant infinite wishes... really how do people in movies not think of this

[authorkaytlan101]

Omg please make more skitlets I'm addicted! Haha the last one made me laugh so hard I snorted!! XD

[Dreadlord67]

If you guys never made another full sketch again I'd still be fine, hahahahha. These skitlets are my life!

[FITZFACTOR]

I have that same history book!

[MrSimmondsTeaParty]

GODDAMNNNNNN! My first comment isn't a top comment. *I wish for a top comment* IT WORKS!!

[clownwithoutmakeup]

@MrSimmondsTeaParty no, it's not

[MrSimmondsTeaParty]

@clownwithoutmakeup What's not what?

[clownwithoutmakeup]

@MrSimmondsTeaParty sorry, wrong comment, meant to reply to another

[Bigray765]

your Dumb  " uhh theres a B " WERE

[SuitemateAttack]

@Bigray765 ohhh the irony

[posterchild888]

@Bigray765 ^^^ This is the sentence teachers write on the board for grammar practice.

[demonhunter42]

@Bigray765 I think you ment 'where'?

[Faledan]

Technically many people have done the genie joke maybe centuries before Cyanide and Happiness

[megangerfilms]

I guess you can say that bully later felt BEElittled!

[makaiserable]

@megangerfilms yyeeeaaaahh !

[MrSimmondsTeaParty]

@megangerfilms Touche ;D

[serpent08n]

is that the star trek noise i hear in the back ground of the skitlets theme music?

[Oblivion4pcand360]

Goku has a purple nimbus?

[ItsJustJasmine]

i love skitlets

[finneram]

that first skit about the genies I read a while ago. It was a comic by cyanide and happiness.

[oferbr]

@finneram read the description

[TheSnuzzle]

You know how when you're looking at someone who's topless, but you can't see their bottom half, you can tell whether they're wearing pants or whether they're clearly naked? Yeah. Naked genie.

[involvefilms]

cant get enough of the skittles love them. Check out our page if you can for some hilarious mocumentary style comedy, thanks. IF

[idkyetdou]

These are fantastic. I get so excited to see a new Skitlet has been made. :')

[WorldofWarcraft98100]

ill do that if i find a genie and he says i can't wish for more wishes

[MsGretchenGrunzke]

Looks like a certain genie's been working out! 

[brandonkruelle]

Dang that wish was smart!

[ddtrinketbb]

this one was the best! so clever

[daleyander2468]

Wait a min! I thought both of you are mormon?!?!

[johnwall2wizards]

I JUST SAW BERETA ON A BUD LIGHT COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLLYY SHITTTT!!!

[Armenia483]

i wish to have everything.

[holyburritoimmexican]

The genie joke was stolen from Cyanide and Happiness! D: I thought you guys were better than that... :'(

[CatOwlFilms]

@holyburritoimmexican Are you too stupid to read the descibtion?

[holyburritoimmexican]

@CatOwlFilms Yes.

[thomasdantas]

When is this scott and zander shiz coming out?

[mr1slow]

If one lie is told, or if one small sin is commited all the commandments are broken. Plus all humans are born sinners.

Jesus is the only way to heaven: I am the way the truth and the life. No one goes to the father except through me.

[JordanValpo]

And then I lied about it on a Sunday to my Godd*** parents

[superninja2221]

I wish i could wish for more wishes

[Zmacks10]

it would be cool if u posted vids regularly and they are longer than 5 min!

[ElvisBluntman777]

the confession guy is an evil motherfucker..

[mikethies0]

Another video I missed because of the awful new organizational structure of the new youtube...I never used to miss any video. It's not like they can't do the old horizontal organization combined with the new (for me pointless) features. I have 93 subs, the single scrolling line of videos is terrible. I just stopped watching a lot of people because I can't be bothered with youtube for more then a few minutes now. Pinning is not the solution either.

[MDiva182]

lol, love the last one!

[BIGGMAN4444]

YOUTUBE GIVE ME BACK MY OLD YOUTUBE HOMEsCREEN BACK!

[NintenD00D64]

Still waitin on Luke to eat that peach.

[Hubahubatime]

i dont get it...was breaking the last commandment that he lied on a sunday? or that he said god-damn?

[Orsidire]

@Hubahubatime that and he didn't keep the sabbath holy...

[carryacross]

@Hubahubatime

He took the Lord's Name in Vain, committed false witness, and did not keep the Sabbath Holy.

He covered the last three in one fell swoop :P

[TheToddles24]

@carryacross you forgot about not honoring thy mother and father. He broke four commandments in one fell swoop

[RAKRStudios]

I don"t think I've ever seen a man move faster than him at 0:24

[ikaninjau2]

Mom: Hey son, yesterday did you have an affair with the neighbor's wife then dressed each other up as golden calf, then worshiped each other.... then killed her with a stolen gun?

Garret: Ummm.... no....?

[5x210]

Then I lied about it to my parents on a godamn sunday, haha

[ridonkeykongulous]

I always thought it said "Skittles"..

[SmileFIN]

short but good :p

[MrSimmondsTeaParty]

Guys, from the bottom of my heart. I wish I wasn't so damn funny...

[ElvisBluntman777]

@MrSimmondsTeaParty lol

[MrVHI123]

@MrSimmondsTeaParty I don;t understand!!! AARRRRGGGHHH!!! HELP!!!

[okifeelthat]

You guys never disappoint.

[Fuuin]

More genies... that's brilliant.

[Dreadpiraterobbers]

Saw this video in my subscription box and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS!

[fishnwyoman]

@Dreadpiraterobbers

I remember those days......LOL

[troutisyourmaster666]

The first one was a blatant rip-off of an old Cyanide and Happiness comic. The other two were hilarious though. Especially the third one. Love these guys.

[ZekeMahogany]

Ha!

[tadmonte]

lol the confession booth is just a wall with cloth pinned to it, the low budget of the skits makes it even more awesome

[ThePandaWood]

\o/ new skitlets! they always make me smile

[LazyPerfectionist]

i find it odd that no other skitlets are in the suggestions.

[superwheelchair1331]

:D always makes my day better :)

[3rd6thdeathward]

more skits PLZ

[Loonygirl23]

lol at least you didn't break every commandment..

[omgshift111]

cyanide and happiness?

[wanderlustwarrior]

Okay, before Joe's last line, I paused to count how many Commandments he'd broken so far.

I'm glad I paused there.