He's somewhat subtly saying that they were in a black or Mexican neighborhood. The indirect way he says this and that you have to have heard what he said in the first minute is what makes it funny. That and they're probably largely drunk.
I know I'm gonna sound really dense. . . and stupid, but I gotta ask. Why did people oooh so much when he made that crack about his cellphone not working at 1:05? Please explain without insulting me.
Looks like nobody clarified this, so I'll fill ya in: earlier in the set he complained that his cellphone always cuts out in Black and Hispanic neighborhoods!
You should get the album that this set is on: Werewolves and Lollipops. Great CD.
I love how Patton doesn't handle it by immediately saying, "Hey, asshole, you ruined it, STFU", he manages it with humour, finishes the bit, and let's us all know, "This performance is NOT ABOUT YOU, you pathetic attention-seeker."
good job leaving 4 and a half minutes of fucking silence at the end so we can all have the chance to watch your shitty slide show without getting distracted by something funny...
Ah, yes. Well, welcome to Youtube...where the things you don't agree with can literally be phased out of existence! Last thing we need is tolerance and differing opinions.
I think it was all just very uncalled-for, I guess. Probably the first time in his life someone "ruined his moment" and he didn't really know how to handle it, aside from accusing the person of being the world's biggest douche/failure. Hardly the way for a 36-year-old to be behaving, having a (well-worded) little hissy fit.
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So you don't see any difference between "a joke" and "you ruined my joke; you're gonna die angry and miss everything?"
Yeah, epic diss, Patton. I personally like how I'm apparently not allowed to have a problem with it; I'm either ordered to think it's hilarious, or I've got a pole up my ass.
I have to agree with you wholeheartedly, DenofVipers got it wrong. Patton handled this extremely well and I'm glad he tore this guy a new like 4 a-holes. It was especially funny about the part with the necromancers and now all my friends call each other douche nozzles.
I love getting emails every 2 months reminding me of some horrible youtube sin I've apparently committed. Disagreeing with people on youtube is it's own cross to bear, it would seem.
Knock off the martyr crap. I read every single comment you posted and I couldn't figure out what the hell you were braying about. Some d-bag interrupts a performance and gets ripped in to. He deserved it. What I don't get is why it bothers you so much that the comedian rightfully came down on this guy.
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Right. Martyr. What the fuck ever, pally.
Oswalt's "deep" moment was interrupted and he throws a tantrum (which is a shitload, because the joke was already on a CD before this one, and it isn't that funny). Everyone doesn't have to like it. I DO NOT. Many of you clearly do. I've come to terms with it. Try it yourself.
This was tame for a "tantrum". And besides, he's a person, not just a comedian. He trying to amuse himself as well as his audience. This guy gave him that opportunity and he took it.
the thing about costco is true, the Sunday crowd is always brutal, and its always like that, twenty five year olds with broods of failure, miserably chowing down on that American parenthood shit sandwich and grinning like they like it.
@intheflesh851 It's a reference to an earlier joke on the CD, where, as a child a freinds parent told him that if he ever got a cell phone to not use it in a black or hispanic neighborhood, because they'll kill him and steal it, and that was the first time that he realized that adults could be full of shit. The whole album is brilliant, you should go and buy it.
@intheflesh851 naw man it's a inside joke, if you listened to his whole segment you'd have heard him say when he was younger his mom said don't use your cell in minority neighborhoods. Then when he grew up he went to a minority neighborhood and his cell actually stopped working. So it was a reference to that joke
@beepmotherfuckerbeep are you stupid dude i posted that comment 10 months ago and someone told me already and i watched the special like a week after this jeez.
There wasn't a heckler, the guy was overexcited and shouted woo at the most retarded moment possible. "WOO! A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT!!" And was made fun of appropriately.
yea he should say anything he wants because I recently heard one of the you tube kids that do the videos like ALL the time do this joke where they're talking to Kim Jong Ill and they're going "please don't bomb the U.S. because I just got the hand of my video editing software," or something to that effect... so lay off the jokes that DON'T scare the crap out of people.
I feel even worse....Cause i was that guy that yelled during the moment of silence.....Later that night MR. Oswald sent some big guys to my room to rape me and my pet rat.....It was a very bad night and Ben did not make it thru the night....
What a hater........Its people like you that make me want to fart into my own mouth and wash it down with the urine of a local homeless man...or woman........So tell your precious Patton OSWALD that !!!!
wow I feel really stupid. I don't get the part where he says "so we went to Planned Parenthood... where my cell phone didnt work..." what did I miss?! haha I feel like an idiot. can someone please fill me in?
hey, he did a previous bit about his friend's mom telling him not to bring his cell phone in ethnic parts of town because "they'll know you're rich, and they'll kill you". so he followed up by saying his cell used to die on him in ethnic parts of town and referred to it as the "racist suburban mom" feature.
...and once again, I click on one Patton Oswalt video and 2 hours later I'm still watching them.
Equinoqs98 5 months ago 3
Thumbs up if the American Slang Dictionary should have an entire entry titled:
'douchebaggery'
This guy's a treasure trove of tiny economical and surgical hilarity. Laugh a minute stuff, even at the tangents.
OneVoiceMore 5 months ago
...audio?
mboundtogether 10 months ago
I AM ONE WITH THE GODS!
creepyd444 10 months ago
"You're going to miss everything cool, and die angry."
My God, I have a new motto for YT fuckwits...
Thank you, Patton.
OneVoiceMore 10 months ago 2
Why can't they get a morning after pill at CVS?
limbdarkening 1 year ago
RAPE GLOBBINS!!!!
mmmodafoca 1 year ago
@mmmodafoca No one asked you to. Can you read three words an inch from where you posted?
Ten Months Ago
;)
Fail at heckle.
OneVoiceMore 5 months ago
"You're going to miss everything cool and die angry."
I do believe that douchebag got OWNED.
illepic 1 year ago 2
He's somewhat subtly saying that they were in a black or Mexican neighborhood. The indirect way he says this and that you have to have heard what he said in the first minute is what makes it funny. That and they're probably largely drunk.
SpelligBeeChanp 1 year ago
I know I'm gonna sound really dense. . . and stupid, but I gotta ask. Why did people oooh so much when he made that crack about his cellphone not working at 1:05? Please explain without insulting me.
perksnpeeves 1 year ago
Looks like nobody clarified this, so I'll fill ya in: earlier in the set he complained that his cellphone always cuts out in Black and Hispanic neighborhoods!
You should get the album that this set is on: Werewolves and Lollipops. Great CD.
Inferno41 1 year ago
LOL. . . ouch
perksnpeeves 1 year ago
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perksnpeeves 1 year ago
@perksnpeeves earlier on in the set he made a joke about cell phones not working around people of color, its not included in this video
NoCash4LeftoverCrack 1 year ago
Tore that shouting guy up! Excellent work!
smegweevil 2 years ago
Oh fuck, I'm in tears. xD
I haven't heard this bit in over 2 months.
Anon1696 2 years ago
I love how Patton doesn't handle it by immediately saying, "Hey, asshole, you ruined it, STFU", he manages it with humour, finishes the bit, and let's us all know, "This performance is NOT ABOUT YOU, you pathetic attention-seeker."
Thagros 2 years ago 6
good job leaving 4 and a half minutes of fucking silence at the end so we can all have the chance to watch your shitty slide show without getting distracted by something funny...
DandMrB 2 years ago 47
ahahahaha
TotalKaosE 2 years ago
I liked that 4 minutes.
jacob12102 2 years ago
"I was trying to protect everybody by yelling. I thought I would scream and make a weird chicken noise and scare the rape goblins away."
So perfect.
Indeed, it was a rooster noise.
Anon1696 2 years ago
Ah, yes. Well, welcome to Youtube...where the things you don't agree with can literally be phased out of existence! Last thing we need is tolerance and differing opinions.
DenOfVipers 2 years ago
Lul, remove the stick(s) from your ass.
O.O
Anon1696 2 years ago
I think it was all just very uncalled-for, I guess. Probably the first time in his life someone "ruined his moment" and he didn't really know how to handle it, aside from accusing the person of being the world's biggest douche/failure. Hardly the way for a 36-year-old to be behaving, having a (well-worded) little hissy fit.
DenOfVipers 2 years ago
Oh, he knew how to handle it.
I seriously doubt he's never dealt with a heckler before.
The whole basis of Patton's genre of comedy is that he greatly exaggerates certain parts/stories in his act.
It was completely called for and completely hilarious.
That isn't comparable to a "hissy fit" in my book.
I think YOU should grow up and learn how to take a fucking joke; it's improv standup, for bob sake.
Anon1696 2 years ago 2
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So you don't see any difference between "a joke" and "you ruined my joke; you're gonna die angry and miss everything?"
Yeah, epic diss, Patton. I personally like how I'm apparently not allowed to have a problem with it; I'm either ordered to think it's hilarious, or I've got a pole up my ass.
DenOfVipers 2 years ago
You are completely allowed to have a problem with it.
And I'm also allowed to think you have a pole up your ass.
I didn't order you to think it's hilarious.
Also, yes, it's a joke. Even if Patton means it, it's very funny. Why get so butthurt over it?
The guy opened is trap and let out a weird rooster noise, and so Patton can make fun of it all he wants-- he didn't kill anyone, lol.
Anon1696 2 years ago
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I dunno; I'd feel like the world's biggest piece of shit iif I suddenly made someone else feel like an even bigger one in front of hundreds of people.
But I guess the guy "had it coming," or something, right? Yeah, no. I just think Patton's being whiny here, is all.
DenOfVipers 2 years ago
1 pole is right
no1d 2 years ago 2
I have to agree with you wholeheartedly, DenofVipers got it wrong. Patton handled this extremely well and I'm glad he tore this guy a new like 4 a-holes. It was especially funny about the part with the necromancers and now all my friends call each other douche nozzles.
MrMagneticPelican 2 years ago 2
Haha totally.
Right on.
Anon1696 2 years ago
So, what you're saying is that you were the guy he was tearing in to? That is funny.
ciscornBIG 2 years ago 2
I love getting emails every 2 months reminding me of some horrible youtube sin I've apparently committed. Disagreeing with people on youtube is it's own cross to bear, it would seem.
DenOfVipers 2 years ago
Knock off the martyr crap. I read every single comment you posted and I couldn't figure out what the hell you were braying about. Some d-bag interrupts a performance and gets ripped in to. He deserved it. What I don't get is why it bothers you so much that the comedian rightfully came down on this guy.
ciscornBIG 2 years ago 3
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Right. Martyr. What the fuck ever, pally.
Oswalt's "deep" moment was interrupted and he throws a tantrum (which is a shitload, because the joke was already on a CD before this one, and it isn't that funny). Everyone doesn't have to like it. I DO NOT. Many of you clearly do. I've come to terms with it. Try it yourself.
I'll be over here, BRAYING.
DenOfVipers 2 years ago
Well, let us both just try to work past this then.
ciscornBIG 2 years ago
This was tame for a "tantrum". And besides, he's a person, not just a comedian. He trying to amuse himself as well as his audience. This guy gave him that opportunity and he took it.
D0g63rt 2 years ago
Yep, youtube. Just keep proving my point. Nice of you to take the time to do each comment, too. Class act.
DenOfVipers 2 years ago
no u bro NO U!
jacob12102 2 years ago
(YouTube Sin Reminder)
Anon1696 2 years ago
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DenOfVipers 2 years ago
While I'm at it, why does everyone on Youtube downgrade what they don't agree with? So other people can't see it?
DenOfVipers 2 years ago
I dig it
femalehero420 2 years ago 2
you might just be.
zanzibartraveler09 2 years ago 4
"fuck me for building a moment!"
he's so fucking quick!
"rape goblins"
XD
what a dumb douchebag!
kingofthestrings91 2 years ago
the thing about costco is true, the Sunday crowd is always brutal, and its always like that, twenty five year olds with broods of failure, miserably chowing down on that American parenthood shit sandwich and grinning like they like it.
Tatsumi67 2 years ago
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fuckin hack. "Oh man I was fuckin this girls brains out and I think I got her pregnant" come on patton, get some original material
dannyboy785 2 years ago
Hahahaha!! "Sweep the leg JOhnny!!"
hektor54 2 years ago 2
I heard this bit in another place and that heckler really messed up the joke that Patton was trying to set up.
rmeddy1 2 years ago
yeah, but Patton put that heckler in his place so hard it actually made Patton's show better!
linux750 2 years ago
"You're going to miss everything cool and die angry."
Hit the nail right on the head, right thur.
Anon1696 2 years ago 2
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DenOfVipers 2 years ago
what dose he mean when he say we went to planed parent hood and his cell phone didnt work???
stickdudex 2 years ago
its to hint at the fact the minorities need planed parent hood. the ppl laugh because he had a sections about cell phones.
intheflesh851 2 years ago 4
@intheflesh851 It's a reference to an earlier joke on the CD, where, as a child a freinds parent told him that if he ever got a cell phone to not use it in a black or hispanic neighborhood, because they'll kill him and steal it, and that was the first time that he realized that adults could be full of shit. The whole album is brilliant, you should go and buy it.
TheCrookedGoose 1 year ago
@intheflesh851 naw man it's a inside joke, if you listened to his whole segment you'd have heard him say when he was younger his mom said don't use your cell in minority neighborhoods. Then when he grew up he went to a minority neighborhood and his cell actually stopped working. So it was a reference to that joke
LStylz 3 months ago
You win.
emomandapanda 2 years ago
@stickdudex Buy the album and then you'll know.
beepmotherfuckerbeep 1 year ago
@beepmotherfuckerbeep are you stupid dude i posted that comment 10 months ago and someone told me already and i watched the special like a week after this jeez.
stickdudex 1 year ago
@stickdudex Sorry, I don't keep track of the activites of people I don't know and will never meet.
beepmotherfuckerbeep 1 year ago
@stickdudex Pretty much what intheflesh851 said. It's explained right before this bit.
TheCleansingTH 5 months ago
@stickdudex yeah, and sure you know now, that it refers to the bit before this one.
Blupearl2003 2 months ago
There wasn't a heckler, the guy was overexcited and shouted woo at the most retarded moment possible. "WOO! A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT!!" And was made fun of appropriately.
supafly345 2 years ago 5
what happened to the sound?
NoLifeGamer17 2 years ago 3
lol he phucken MURDERED that heckler...
Revrin743 2 years ago 29
yea he should say anything he wants because I recently heard one of the you tube kids that do the videos like ALL the time do this joke where they're talking to Kim Jong Ill and they're going "please don't bomb the U.S. because I just got the hand of my video editing software," or something to that effect... so lay off the jokes that DON'T scare the crap out of people.
awhell666 2 years ago
as much as I love him, I think he should be careful about saying Plan B kills a baby.. it doesn't. oh well.
still hilarious <3
linds51789 2 years ago
why should he? he shuld get to say any fuckin thing he wants and fuck anyone with delicate senabilities. that's right, fuck 'em..
seanschwei 2 years ago
fffFUCK em in their stupid overlysensitive asses lol...what happened to the last 5 minutes of this vid???
Revrin743 2 years ago
Not if you have his albums...
brotherTodd 2 years ago
Its weird hearing him swear so much lol
JellysArePeopleToo 2 years ago
I was aware of Patton as a standup before I knew he was in Ratatouille. So it was weird hearing him not swear in that.
weggles 2 years ago
rape goblins, lol
Maxfield93 2 years ago 6
"You will pay a skinhead to kick your girlfreind in the stomach."
RockonDude92 2 years ago
I love the pic of Patton and David Cross "boxing" :)
JuniorM78 2 years ago
HAHA! Pixies reference!
sonofdrella09 2 years ago
lol "there is no way i'm not pregnant, u came in my brain!" haha frekin hilarious
smartnessness123 2 years ago 3
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I feel even worse....Cause i was that guy that yelled during the moment of silence.....Later that night MR. Oswald sent some big guys to my room to rape me and my pet rat.....It was a very bad night and Ben did not make it thru the night....
For this reason ....I hate Patton Oswald...!
antman5000 3 years ago
if you really are that guy then you deserved it and probably liked it
and it's Oswalt not Oswald retard
kingofthelaugh 2 years ago 2
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What a hater........Its people like you that make me want to fart into my own mouth and wash it down with the urine of a local homeless man...or woman........So tell your precious Patton OSWALD that !!!!
antman5000 2 years ago
i love how you expect anyone to believe that.
hbknutjack 2 years ago
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haha yeah same here and like i'm glad he shit on the loud guy in the crowd, but he completely killed it after using it in his act for like 4 minutes
twelveoglock 3 years ago
wow I feel really stupid. I don't get the part where he says "so we went to Planned Parenthood... where my cell phone didnt work..." what did I miss?! haha I feel like an idiot. can someone please fill me in?
187TheBand 3 years ago 4
hey, he did a previous bit about his friend's mom telling him not to bring his cell phone in ethnic parts of town because "they'll know you're rich, and they'll kill you". so he followed up by saying his cell used to die on him in ethnic parts of town and referred to it as the "racist suburban mom" feature.
Superfly79 3 years ago 7
basically it was an extention of a joke to show that only minorities would be at planned parenthood.
Superfly79 3 years ago 6