well, if any of you are in Bemidji on election night, I'l have already put up, "JOE FOR PRESIDENT" posters....everywhere. WHOO, YOU'VE GOT MY VOTE JOE!!!
I swear you never cease to stop making almost choke on whatever I am eating or drinking whilst watching one of your videos. Best part is the clip from when he dug his grandma up to give her a lap dance on her birthday!!
I'm so glad you've informed us of his real truth before I cast my vote. I was going to vote for CaptainPeppito! :-O Audio preview says "us" as "yoo ess"...whuh?
He is political diahrrea! LOL!
LaReinaDelBarrio 3 years ago
Sounds like he would make a good one! Pees on his mama. Wow, that's rough.
TheWoodcreekFaction 3 years ago
well, if any of you are in Bemidji on election night, I'l have already put up, "JOE FOR PRESIDENT" posters....everywhere. WHOO, YOU'VE GOT MY VOTE JOE!!!
AnthraxPhobia 3 years ago
I'd vote for ya but I'm not American yet!
RealDeadOne 3 years ago
just go to texas, citizenship is optional.
TheBlackWesleySnipes 3 years ago
Sounds good to me, and everyone tells me the food portions are bigger and I'm fucking hungry.
MaritimeMetal 3 years ago
Joe..you had my Vote at Peppito!!..lol
Bree5 3 years ago
After watching this I'm actually leaning towards Peppito. The Morrissey on the commode proves he is a visionary.
rhythm7a 3 years ago
Whichever of you is for abortions via coat hanger, I shall vote for thee!
wilstysabsinthe 3 years ago
that would be me...
i'm both of them's running mate.
so, my friend, you get your legalized coat hanger abortions either way!
TheBlackWesleySnipes 3 years ago
I lost it at the "too risky" graphic
this is too funny
aproxxy 3 years ago
I think both sides make good arguments.
DrexelBoxFilms 3 years ago
hahahaha....i wanna do one
StubbsPLee 3 years ago
he has my vote!
21stCenturyCat 3 years ago
I don't know. I mean, I know that eating babies is probably bad. I guess I'm still undecided because he moves soooo gooood.
shebitch 3 years ago
Oh geez, this shit is hilarious!!
lisasimpson 3 years ago
I swear you never cease to stop making almost choke on whatever I am eating or drinking whilst watching one of your videos. Best part is the clip from when he dug his grandma up to give her a lap dance on her birthday!!
Furnifur 3 years ago
Can I vote for both candidates? Actually having an abusive president would be a big step forward.
bravoss 3 years ago
I was fine with the blood sacrifice cult but I could NEVER vote for someone who urinated on their own mother.
Stefaneedee 3 years ago
haha!
this came out better than i was expecting.
good job Joseph.
i'll have to watch Peppito's rebuttal to make my final decision.
TheBlackWesleySnipes 3 years ago
im waiting for pepitos response lol
tnvincesanity 3 years ago
eats babies lol
tnvincesanity 3 years ago
lol quality
Evilspartacus 3 years ago
LOOK OUT OBAMA!!
roadblock24 3 years ago
FANTASTIC campaign video!
misty420luvsfrogs 3 years ago
By any chance could you maybe be black in the next couple weeks? I'd be more inclined to vote for you if you were colored.
mastergunner99 3 years ago
Oh shit! I am torn here! How is a man supposed to choose with all of these hotbed topics being batted back and forth?
ravenlaughs 3 years ago
I hear C'Peppy poops carrots. can we really trust him lead us
donkeyjune 3 years ago
oh dammit, now who am i going to vote for? ...
(ps, i can be bought off with the famous lap dances and/or mr.pibb)
gemmi42 3 years ago
I'm so glad you've informed us of his real truth before I cast my vote. I was going to vote for CaptainPeppito! :-O Audio preview says "us" as "yoo ess"...whuh?
CanadianNinjaMonkey 3 years ago
I am going to write your name in for president. You may even make a better president than those running.
WalkItOff2008 3 years ago
Murray's "Snowbird"?
bonpain 3 years ago