Haha. I love this!!!! Don't make it look like a poodle. I always want to tell people that I couldn't make their mutt look like my beautiful standard poodle with amazing lineage if I tried. Lol
"I have a magical unicorn dog that $hit$ Skittles for sale but is really just a greyhound with a flagpole glued to his forehead that I painted rainbow colors." BEST. QUOTE. EVER.
LOL This is amazing! Here's one you haven't heard: an owner came in to our shop holding a 6 month-old GSD, wanting just a nail trim. The dog was obviously very large. She passed her over to me, I did the nails, then went to set her down to walk her back to mom.. who FREAKED OUT. Apparently, the "vet" told her that she shouldn't let her dog walk on the ground until she's a year old, lest she contract a deadly disease and die. What can you do but stare and reply, "Okay, then!" :) Good video!
Thanks for the comments guys! I am glad you are enjoying this. 12 years of grooming I have *almost* seen it all & what I haven't seen my friends have told me about! ;) I know it's kinda long, but really I could have let it go on and on. I didn't get to the part about fleas or worms coming out the dog's butt, anal glads, feeding crap food like Beneful and wondering why your pet is itching and instead wanting an oatmeal shampoo cause, yeah, oatmeal cures everything. . . I could go on and on! LOL!
OMG I LOVED that i have heard "shes a pure bred golden doodle before" and "the breeder told me not to cut the coat before a year old because it will ruin the coat" and my clients look at me like im stupid great work
I had to quit watching after 3 minutes, I get this all the time, and did not want to watch it on my day off. Been grooming 22 years.
Loriw909 1 month ago
Oooomg. I love this. I WISH i could say these things to some customers... If onnnly. xD
BETHINAfersure 2 months ago
fantastic!! love the part where the owner says 'I'll sue you for the bad haircut' why do they think that is even possible?
sweston01 4 months ago
Haha. I love this!!!! Don't make it look like a poodle. I always want to tell people that I couldn't make their mutt look like my beautiful standard poodle with amazing lineage if I tried. Lol
Ta2drockergurl 6 months ago
<3 it!! ;)
TaintedLex 8 months ago
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Were your parents brother and sister, perhaps? LMBO! Were you dropped on your head as an infant? LMBO!!!
girlnextdoorgrooming 9 months ago
Were your parents brother and sister, perhaps? LMBO! Were you dropped on your head as an infant? LMBO!!!
girlnextdoorgrooming 9 months ago
Were your parents brother and sister, perhaps? LMBO! Were you dropped on your head as an infant? LMBO!!!
girlnextdoorgrooming 9 months ago
Were your parents brother and sister, perhaps? LMBO!
girlnextdoorgrooming 9 months ago
lol this is great, I love the groomers responses, very true video, very very true.
FleetStreetNightmare 9 months ago
i have been in all of these situations
Racheytudo 1 year ago
ha ha! lol
RevHeatJr 1 year ago
"I have a magical unicorn dog that $hit$ Skittles for sale but is really just a greyhound with a flagpole glued to his forehead that I painted rainbow colors." BEST. QUOTE. EVER.
FlickerFlee 1 year ago 2
LOL This is amazing! Here's one you haven't heard: an owner came in to our shop holding a 6 month-old GSD, wanting just a nail trim. The dog was obviously very large. She passed her over to me, I did the nails, then went to set her down to walk her back to mom.. who FREAKED OUT. Apparently, the "vet" told her that she shouldn't let her dog walk on the ground until she's a year old, lest she contract a deadly disease and die. What can you do but stare and reply, "Okay, then!" :) Good video!
ChassyGirl0 1 year ago
@ChassyGirl0 That's a good one!
RevHeatJr 1 year ago
I loved it.Thanks for bringing it out in the open
2480casper 1 year ago
Thanks for the comments guys! I am glad you are enjoying this. 12 years of grooming I have *almost* seen it all & what I haven't seen my friends have told me about! ;) I know it's kinda long, but really I could have let it go on and on. I didn't get to the part about fleas or worms coming out the dog's butt, anal glads, feeding crap food like Beneful and wondering why your pet is itching and instead wanting an oatmeal shampoo cause, yeah, oatmeal cures everything. . . I could go on and on! LOL!
dawiccewoman 1 year ago
OMG I LOVED that i have heard "shes a pure bred golden doodle before" and "the breeder told me not to cut the coat before a year old because it will ruin the coat" and my clients look at me like im stupid great work
slevinsmom 1 year ago
I especially love it when my clients want to breed their designer or poorly bred dogs to my champion toy poodles.
BFANCITP 1 year ago
Lol this has happened to most that I know lol
Dinkydogsgrooming 1 year ago
This is brilliant LOL!
SoapyChica 1 year ago