Comedy Now: Russell Peters 3/5

[CARNAXHACKER789]

Click 7:41 for a good laugh.

[cleanfish27]

So funny!

[SilverLovesPink]

che cazzo!

[popmandadada]

Hey Hey Ur mother so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck

OkThank you

Hahhaha

[LordWellington15]

Honk Kong was British, so go figure.

[chisel954]

'' r sombody gonna geta hurt wreall bad'' lol

[StromaeOnBlue]

Confucious say... you go to jail badboy. Muahahah!

[harukasumi]

no indiano.... just like how my nonna would say it. hilarious

[95gmz]

10:25 is missing

[Wolf8x2]

2 people are gunna getta hurt real bad....

[livvyurlife]

Your honour...my client...WOULD LIKE TO PLEAD GUILTY!! omgg soo funnyy

[hmmm150]

TAP SUM BONGGGG

[hmmm150]

TOP SONG BONG

[rozay604]

theirs different ways comedians do their shows

some come out and do strickly their material they dont go out their way 2 make the audience laugh they say their jokes thats all.

and then u have a real dynamic comedian who can be put in any situation on stage and come out with a laugh.

his best part is a freestyle with the asian dude tapsombong because that whole thing was just him pointing out a guy takiin his name n flippin it 2 his whole words 2 make the audience more comfortable. RUSSEL P!!

[BustaBullet7]

Yo maders so fet

dat wen she jump fo joooooooy

shegotstuck.

[SugarAA95]

at the beginning when he speaks italian does he actually speak italian or is it random stuff in italian accent? if he does what is he saying??

[Crescentclawe]

@SugarAA95 It's actual Italian blended in with random gibberish that sounds Italian.

[hellohey000]

that remind me of jim carey 9:49

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[misumike25]

I LUV comedians like Russell, w/class. He doesn't drop names r rag on their personal life 2 hurt any 1's feeling r try 2 make them look bad, like katt williams r others just 2 try & get a laugh. 2 me they might as work 4 the media always trying 2 dig up DIRT. Peters only make fun of different cultures even his own r his family in good taste. & a lot of them r really like that, he's really HILARIOUS!

[Blackmetal9000]

he should be in movies

[Rccol7rox]

Somebody Gonna Getta Hurt Real Bad....Somebody.....

[chris3333377]

tap sum bong

[janiceloveanime]

@LeBronForTheWin I don't know if you currently live or have ever lived in Canada but I have never ever heard anyone say "aboot" we don't say "about" we say "about"

[zantium2999]

@LeBronForTheWin not really. Ive lived here all my life. No one says aboot...isnt that from europe? london, ireland, scotland?

[JZDfb3]

hong kong people really speak good english because english is a compulsory part of their education

[jenanneh]

@LeBronForTheWin actually that's wrong. no canadian actually says "aboot" or anything along there, its just a stereotype

[billybobthornton87]

@LeBronForTheWin

Well you are clearly wrong. Americans are just retarded because you say about the exact same way we say about. It's literally the exact same.

[OBJ2K9]

10:03 sounds like don cherry so much lol

[psycotikbytch]

go canadians AH lmao we aint got no accent :P

[wearerocketscientist]

"INDIANO?! no indianoo.."

[Akleptose]

although i am anti-racist, i still found this funny

[1vsukicker]

@LeBronForTheWin have you ever been to the south.... you go to the north and yall sound so weird lol.... I'm from mid georgia... and I went to DC and they thought I was an alien cuz I have a southern accent!

[HybridD91]

Actually "my friend and me" is grammatically correct but using I just sound better but "Yo frenden I" says better lol.

[TwBebe]

@HybridD91 ACTUALLY, "My friend and I" would be correct since both are subjective pronouns. "My friend and I will come back," is the correct way to say it. "My friend and I" can be replaced by "We". If it is "My friend and me" they would be objective pronouns would would follow verbs instead. For example, "You should come out with my friend and me." "My friend and me" can by replaced by "us".

[MrBigBoss91]

wut russel is indianao ! no indiano !

[NoodleHunters]

@LeBronForTheWin ive lived in canada all my life and ive never heard a canadian say "aboot" ive heard more accents when i went to the us than here

[Thatlatasian]

Russell Peters is one of my favorite comedians. Love the accents :D

[pryce56]

@LeBronForTheWin dude the canadian accent americans think of is just noufies

[LotharMathaus17]

The majority of canadians are just americans who went to settle up north for whateve reason. Thats the reason why they talk like us, REAL canadians speak with accents! That country is way to big for them anyway, we need to annex it like we did Texas and California. They have a lot of resources we could really use! What are the Canadians going to do? Fight back? lmaaooo!

[DRabbie123]

haaa....haaaa....this is so cool!!! this guy is just awesome

[amatuerkid]

i hate how americans say we always say "Eh" but Americans say "Right" after almost every sentence. i went to new york and pennsylvania last year and i know u F*CKERS do

[CakeFace579]

@amatuerkid Lol I guess it depends on what part of America, I don't hear "right" much here in the south. What bothers me here is people say "y'all" even if they're just talking to one person.

[XoCookieZzoX]

@amatuerkid dude calm dow. It's a joke. Seriously

[amatuerkid]

@XoCookieZzoX yo man im calm i was just sayin....oh and i call everone "fuckers" im not tryin to be like offensive or nuthin Lol

[ashieboy1995]

lol. The "Wtf" sign is also eat in malay.

[parveskoyes]

INDIANO NO INDIANO

[aircanada76]

your mother is so fat that when she jump for joy she got stuck lol

[KyleTheBold]

ppl from Newfoundland and that area have that accent, say "aboot"

[dragon21saphirestar]

anthony by day TOPSONGBONG BY NIGHT!!

[Slakrrrrrr]

@dragon21saphirestar it's TAPSUMBONG!!!!

[radioobeats]

really? i never really realized that...

[radioobeats]

lol i lived in america for 10 years then moved to canada for 5 years, and canadians dont have an accent at all. i dont get why people in america think they do... they speak just like americans do

[Bubbalubopperz]

Man 1 - Hey man, aren't we cool?

Man 2 - Don't we sound really hip?

Man 3 - We are going me all the bitches tonight.

Man 4 - I'm pimping

[psychicgiraffe]

haha hope my brown people dont get upset abt me letting out our secret lmao.. hes the shit!!!.... i love that italian line he says at the begining too lol

[Nawaz101]

the hand thing is true

i was in birmingham city centre and a couple of italian guys were like *hand motion* do u know where the police are?

[Alfa3232323]

Hey you wanna Tap Sum Bong?

;D

[Christinetheawesome1]

LMFAOO!! Tap Sum Bong Baybeh China Man China Man

[kizer116]

lol holy fuck this is funny lol second comment

i like the part where he says a yo momma joke like a chinese guy LMFAO

[kizer116]

omg this is fucking funny

[BlueBaby18]

My client ........ "would like to plead guilty"

LMFAOO !

[damohulkstar]

hes so funny. well done on uploading it