Castrol Edge TVC - Cristiano Ronaldo

[MrExtremeCombat]

i used to make fun of this because it was so funny

[6ymu]

ssssong?

[metabalcanico]

it seems like he doesnt understand punctuation...

[dinfreitas]

and sódoai!

[IheartBF3]

C. Ronaldo is the biggest faggot. All he has is tricks, which isn't what soccer/football is about.

[MrNearZ]

Cold placis, Hot placis...

[MrButch611]

If i had a dollar for every pixel in this video, i would have $1

[internetwizard99]

hey does anyone know the music in the advert?

[AOPTCT]

0:34 did he say: better prepare for ghetto?? xD

[juancamiloh22]

@AOPTCT Now i cannot understand what he really says hahahah

[MajorNuttela14]

ezzzilarating blacez.

[321mangoman]

kashtrol edshe.....

[1messibarca1]

pause at 0:53 wattahead!

[GoncaloAndreO]

"and só dó I" love it :p

[Ovinha]

the problem is he learned English at school, and he was 6 YEARS in England... But I guess it's not his fault they "make" him do commercials in English...

[hanzo2020]

futebol tayks me mani plaicis, hot plaicis, cold plaicis, eggzilirating plaicis.

its more than just oil, its liquid enjineering

[NinjaPersonOnStilts]

he sounds like my computer talking at 0:54 lol

[Barbeefa]

LOL 0:32 he totally sprays the shit out of the person crossing the street.

[Quest1989]

@Barbeefa Ronaldo leaves everyone in his powerful wake, whether it be in hort placis, cowld placis.

[alexisalso123]

My dad got this one to his truck and it beated every car on highway nice engine oil.

[anaraqel]

acho q depois da primeira semana o video deve ter precisado de legendas (em inglês) ...DAÇ!

[justern]

The only highlight of this year's world cup coverage for mine...

[roflex2]

castrol edge is a crap oil compared to other synthetics.

It isn't even a true fully synthetic oil.

[mrsaguilera]

who the hell understood a word he said?

[Izzikinnz]

lol

[sk8croatia]

learn english please !

[DerHalbeEuro]

His english sounds very funny ^^

[gingacat]

how to say it like C.Ronaldo

foobal takes me, many pleicis, hot pleicis, cold pleicis,eeze lot i ing plaicis (sorry my English is bad enough not to understand this sentence said by him) and another pleicis,but i parper por it tou (i think he meant:"but i prepare for it all.)becauzin my life, people inspect, nonly best performance. ehven, ander esdream condicions.ant, soul dou i. kastrol eggs, kastrolsbezt for performance ander esdream.castrol H.it's more than just oil. it's liquid engineeringeh.

[EdeLovesGerrard]

HAHAHAHAHA watta massize faggetttttttt its SO DO I not sodowai.. wtf? at least pay someone who knows how to speak english, maybe steven gerrard would work.. :D

[FILA22081989]

ronaldo metrosexual

[leooo69]

grande nabo

[lewdi333]

BOYCOTT CASTROL

[lewdi333]

playces

[LilVietBoi1]

Can anyone please tell me the name of the song at 0:35?

[Jobe30]

ha ha ha. "futeból takes me many plaices, hot plaicis , cóld plaicis .. but a prapar fó ital, because in ma lafe people ispecte only the best performance, éven under extréme condicions and sohdohai. Castrol age ... more then just oil, its licwid eennnjernerin" muito bom. Adorei ha ha ha

[fcmp22041983]

could someone [who knows how to speak english] dub him...???!!!

[MikaAlice222]

ROFL HE SOUNDS FUNNY!

[jujuwazhere]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO faggottttttttttttt

[marcosmm93]

if u look closely he uses his left hand to get a good hold of the ball when he does the chest trap in 0:35

[2fastO]

XD what a jerk! AND SO DO AJ!

[jakolepi]

you can watch him only on this commercial!

[maestro723]

is that hair oil you use before your game ?

"its more than just oil, its liquid .. ennnjeeneerriin"

[Jabenator]

@maestro723 Bahahaha! I'm guessing you watch Santo, Sam and Ed's Cup Fever as well? :D

[maestro723]

@Jabenator vhery nais jabenator. you are doing it.

[PauloStarlyne]

énd, sódóai. OMFG

[banditsteps]

Sodaway. (Y)

[Angelicoo100]

Que pancão !

Hilareiting ... and sódóai ! (:

[JoNat315]

I'm a 17 year old Portuguese girl with no English speaking relatives and learned it by myself, watching cartoons when I was 3 and speak fluently since that tender age. This makes my ears bleed T_T

[tc4101]

wtf does he say at 0:46 ? "soderway"??? hahahha need subtitles

[milkalt]

@tc4101 he says "so do i" lol

[tehBLAX]

hot places cold places

[diogotomediogo]

see how he says the word engineering as if he was proud for saying such a complex word lol

[VitorMadcowe]

@diogotomediogo not engineering, enjanering or something like that xD

[turizb]

@diogotomediogo for Cristiano, is a complex word :D

[Paperbagman555]

xD as if he drives their himself, what so does Tiago and Deco just take the bus? And is he just randomly pouring oil into the hood of his car? He maybe sound funny and hard to understand, but imagine Jamie Carragher trying to do this.

[thagoff]

fubol teks me many plesis. hoplesis, kolplesis, butar perper for itol.

he didn't manage to learn how to speak english, even though he lived in manchester for 6 fuckin years. what a fuckin douche.

[soraiapandorca1]

Fala muito bem inglês...

[cotcaughtmerged]

sodoay

[ethiopiangirlie]

kaasstrudl? hahaha

[framkif]

I smash b#$# in hot places...........Cold places

and other places.... but I prepair for them all.

I give them liquid engineering.

[JuiceSB]

sodoay

[gm0036460594]

@JuiceSB

Kakav neuki konjusina krutejebo nepismeni sodoay

[babsbabush]

Bloody annoying

[Krovac91]

guy played for MANU dont know how many years and still speaks english like a gypsy

[cro508]

why does Ronaldo drive a BMW? ohh thats right cos Ferrari's are too fast for him. xD

[bozoou]

seljačinooooooooooooo

[hulahopkica]

@bozoou ...engleski mu jaca strana!

[sclerocarpets]

Cristiano Ronaldo is Arnie's lost son

[slamnati]

LOL



[SamaelBaphomet]

este gajo fala tão mal inglês como joga na selecção

[gypojenny]

lequied engenereng

[MsCuni]

What is the title song from 0:34 seconds

[MrDenizturksta]

look at where they are pooring the oil lmaooo

[Paperbagman555]

EGGSILERAITIING PLAICIS. 

[papalolita]

Wait for it... I think you'll see Ronaldo and Mourinho in the same tv commercial. Maybe some men's cosmetics or hygiene products.

[DarkRyZ77]

just play football and do nothing else... I beg you!

[viktorcarzavec]

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah­aha

[carlagaybalingit]

I used to think he is hot, but now this commercial sucks ass big time...jesus, his english is god awful.

[davidpmateus]

Não sei quem é pior a falar inglês... O Cristiano Ronaldo ou o Bubacar!!!

[akin1989]

For a guy who plays football, and learnt english only a couple years ago, his English isnt too bad in my view. At least i understand what his sayin. Some english footballers speak english worse than him. Imagine Joe Cole doin this kinda ad....

[gilby44]

@akin1989 how about jamie carragher

[mikefrid]

Whats the song at the end?

[ohshizy]

his english is soo bad ! :(

[Littlebrow]

Bem... Depois do Ken Lee da senhora Bulgara....

Este ganhou o prémio, sou parolo mas tenho dinheiro, do ano...

Se a ignorância pagasse imposto, nem com todos os patrocínios que ele possui, pagava a multa.

[blackjackwlf]

-.-''''' pfffffff

[32UnderDown]

Man his English is cheat ass , really badly made add.

[Xantor12345]

As if he actually drives there himself haha

[gangster456789]

i prepare for beetle lmfao

[Pedrooo317]

hót plaiciz! cóld plaiciz! another plaiciz! :D Just kidding, go RONALDO!

[etuheu]

so 6 years in the UK and this is how much of the language you could muster?! well at least he's rich and talented

[faciorek]

anyone know this music??

[mattylee69]

cold per laces

[The1234765]

"and... So do I" <3

[szynas222]

What music song in 0:37:55??

[antonleroy]

Hmm, I always wondered what hair product he uses...

[nogers9920]

AAAHHHH!!! Cris I love you :D so glad you're back on english ads :D

[holamoco]

The cock takes me in many places, ass places, mouth places. And my name is Terminronaldo.

[joxmcrox]

Auto-gauge Loader - Uzi 9mm - Phase plasma rifle in a 40 watt range ....

[nickkyy95]

haha luv this add

[xneoplasmah]

subtitles please,i hardly understand him in Portuguese but in English i seriously need some help here :s

[Nulfox]

Haha, hes language makes me laugh, but the guy is the best.

[katySerra]

The man can't be perfect at everything, he doesnt even speak portuguese well, but he does play better than you ...

[swingniko14]

"football takes me many places!"

RONALDO IS THE BEST! :D

[qandaga]

amazing commercial.

[BDaniel3]

Fala mal, mas joga melhor que vocês todos juntos... xD Imagino o vosso sotaque...

[valueblock]

LOL, don't pour oil into your M3 without a funnel kids!

[steaks14]

At least Mourinho had some style while talking in his very own accent...

[Tai02]

"End Só dou ai.. Castrol Age" WTF este gajo é burro ou faz-se?

[mottaveigajunior]

é burro, mesmo.

[jprrr]

futeból takes me many plaices, hot plaicis , cóld plaicis .. but a prapar fó ital, because in ma lafe people ispecte only the best performance, éven under extréme condicions and sohdohai. Castrol age ... more then just oil, its licwid eennnjernerin

Grande jogador, sim senhor mas por favor, não o metam a falar inglês! xD Teve no manchester não sei quantos anos e saiu de lá sem saber nada de inglês ! LOOL, ao menos dá para rir quando vejo o anuncio.

[EdeLovesGerrard]

@jprrr LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOO HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

[andregouveiamarques6]

@jprrr é mesmo isso pa xD

[yader444]

"hodd pleisses, called pleisses,"  "soh-doh-ai" XD LOL

[Th3B3stM4tt]

u idiot if u know english, just thans to god.

U are lucky and just that.

Well maybe you miss a normal brain a lot, but that's ok: there are people who are soccer leged but they don't speak english and there are people who are failures in sports ma they know english!

cool

[yader444]

@Th3B3stM4tt rofl calm down, cr9 is a beast

[Th3B3stM4tt]

in good meaning ?

[Metralhas]

sohdohai

[xdemonslay3rx]

hot pleicis, cold pleicis..

[FutureofFutbolF7]

great commercial

[antizme]

Lol its more then just oil, its liiii.. liii... liicwiiiid eennnjernerin , he so bad

[Flatine1]

haha lol

[cerealpipe]

LOL omg his english is so bad...

[Crody41]

SÓ DÓ AÌ:D

[TsubaZakeru]

E bai reinaldo lalalalalalala

[Ext4sy]

LOOOOOOOOL im Portuguese and he can't speak english ahah

[afruas]

lol, i just would like to see you tubehaters talk portuguese

[championxeneixe]

"some mans love penis..."

'And so do ai..." (but please do not tell to anyone...i can loose many endorsements).

[Endrill11]

Did anyone knows what song is this? at the end of this movie?

[lordfraction]

nice commercial cr9

[calooza88]

Ahahah. This commercial is EPIC!

When he starts saying "football takes me many pleices" WTF?

"And só dó ai" x'D

[MeReNgUeS4LiFe]

It's not just oil

It's Liquid Enshinerrrrring

[Doge2PL]

Microsoft Sam can speak better bUAhAUbauhaUhAUhaU.

[Lgg130]

castrol ages. nicely put

[maniak242]

pleicis

[CodenameKillaD]

at the end he says SÓDÓAI

LOOOOL

[xxsazumexx]

I must say i saw this commercial at eurosport and i was like "wtf?" cause i couldn't get half of what he was saying.. :S

But it's funny enough..especially the "so do i" part :P

At least it's something ppl won't forget so soon (he wasn't good at english back in school..so this is Man.United english :P)

[vitorbarbosa]

Ah? "Football takes me many places" ?...

[Yorkable54]

lol...joke of the year - his english. Like he's got no tongue. RETARD.

[zerge83]

"I-am-not-a-robot"

[jodamana]

nice-one ah-ah-ah

[nathan1289245]

Hey, anyone know the music.

[thegazaboy]

gay!

[vpjigga15]

he sounds like a robot in this ad

[thegazaboy]

lol!

[capunk95]

he maybe speaks english like a baby. but his fooball skills, UMPPH!!!! MAMMA MIA!!

[cfh66]

A culpa não é da Castrol, é da puta da agência que com o nome que tem devia ser um pouco mais exigente. Se fosse outra pessoa qualquer a falar desta maneira nem tinha hipotese, era logo corrida a pontapé lol!

O anúncio até ta fixe e a estratégia é boa mas é um anuncio que vai passar a nivel mundial e não ate que ponto as pessoas se vao esquecer deste ingles miseravel so por ser o ronaldo

[jodamana]

Os tipos da Castrol estão agora a pensar: no que é que nos fomos meter....

[VIVAPORTUGAL27]

Song?

[diiggas]

As a portuguese, I have to say that I'm a little embarassed. The guy spent 6 years in England for god's sake!

"End só dó ai" Lol!

[smileporfavor]

he speaks english like a bloody retard

[brownmunki]

someone seems to be missing the point... jealous maybe?

[joaomiguel1988]

a culpa tb é da castrol, deixam o gajo começar o anuncio com uma calinada...

o final tb está qualquer coisa...

Énd só dó ai!

[tehCruzzz]

A má fama que este fdp nos dá ... !

[euetubas]

And Só Dó AI!!!

Joga à bola que é o que fazes bem... mt bem!!

[TSilva01]

To many pleiceis!!! LoL

[lordolores]

amazing