Final Fantasy XIII: Can't Catch a Break

[Technokomodo]

I feel this song should have played much more frequently in the game.

[komujimaru]

@Technokomodo it kinda does, a whole boss fight, a whole level and giant cactaur

[KratosGreat]

Sazh I think is the only real realistic character, a loving father who fights to protect his son.

[Peace1ProudCanadian]

@DesiusNutsius Actually he has the same stats as Light... It only shows up as half because he has 2 weapons, and he gets haste early.

[thereck24]

Im gonna grow a fro and buy a Choco Chick from Square Enix. Im sure they got em hiding somewhere keeping all the awseomeness for themselves lol

[thereck24]

Sazh was awseome. His guns were sick. Best weapons ever, aside from Lightnings of couse lol

[KKxyooj]

This is a repeat but... Elevator Music is OP XD

[ppshadowcat]

@KKxyooj agreed!

[Sephiroth6267]

this is funny reallyXDDDDD i know i love that musik

[battlefrontmaniac]

Who want's to hear this in the elevator?

[bleaze25]

@battlefrontmaniac thumbs up for elevator music

Yeah, i stole ur idea >;3

[MrSupersonic2012]

@battlefrontmaniac I would love to hear this in an elevator. I think this music should play in every elevator from here to the end of time.

[eternalpengel87]

I ♥ Sazh His character design is perfect he is perfect when it comes to the comedy in the game. I wish he could be more efficient in the game and be given more attention to his story. If he were real I would marry him. :)

[Abmaj7add2]

i love it !!

[DesiusNutsius]

Actually, I'd like to point this out that while, yeah, Sazh is a pretty epic character, and has a nice history, attitude, demeanor, and story progression (as well as he reminds me of a black Jack Sparrow with the way he shoots) I think most people hate on Sazh because he sucks. :U I mean, when you fully upgrade all the characters, un equip all the accessories you have on them. You'll see that even Hope, in the end, gets higher Strength (Note, STRENGTH, not Magic) than Sazh.

[RandyOrton595]

@DesiusNutsius really old comment, but yeah.. whatever.. Anyway. He is, actually, one of the most powerful characters in the game. He is the only person who can break the damage limit without a Genji Glove, and when you play your buffs and debuffs right, it is possible for him to hit approximately 5 million for each full ATB gauge, if not more.

[tokyomewmewringo]

In the game, Snow get's beat up by Lightening and Fang! XD

[RoulSSS]

Snow Zero default atitude and looking just irritate me too much...but I think he 's kind of cool.

[returnofthecows8]

LEAVE SNOW ALONE

YOU'RE LUCKY HE PERFORMS FOR YOU BASTARDS

[dancingmadspaghetti]

@returnofthecows8 too bad his performance is so lowsy.

[koopakape]

It kinda disheartens me that both of the top-rated comments are some guy hating on Snow. Snow AND Sazh are my favorite characters in this game, and I think they're two of the most overall badass, likable and well-designed guys in any Final Fantasy since 6.

[UnitedSaviors]

Good'ol jazz and Sazh! Yeah!

[axelblade0013]

Sazh = BEST CHARACTER IN 13. Period. best skills and everything

[DarknessKitteh]

FF 13 made me and my father have one whole weekend with just my baby brothers and we had Chinese Food that time...and all we did was play this...EPIC TIMES. Thank you once again, for such an amazing game.

[ZeroJeremy1]

This remind ne1 of Blue Sub 6? lol this is a great song!

[thehonourablepuravis]

Final Fantasy 13 one day people will look back on it and see it as a classic I swear.

[Death22x]

Lightning > Hope > Snow > Sazh > Fang > Vanillle.

me no like vanille. nor her distractful walking. where ass i'm trying to play a game. o.e

[TaeJinXIII]

Lightning = hope = Sazh = Vanille = Fang

opps i forgot snow..

FUCK SNOW!

[GlaciatedIsolation]

I'm going to freak everyone's minds here:

Lightning = Sazh = Snow = Hope = Vanille = Fang

Hey, I like them all. Great game, can't wait for XIII-2.

[kyo1546]

@GlaciatedIsolation But as far as we know Lightning is the only one playing a large role in XIII-2 I was hoping at least Snow would make an appearance in the trailers seeing as Serah is a playable character.

[nulyak13]

I think Sazh, as far as I am now in the game, is a character who was given the short stick when it comes to emotional revelations an such. A father/son thing is very hard but he's brushed off compared to most characters. Attention was payed mainly to

Lightning

Snow

Hope

Sazh

Vanille

Fang

[Bigman85oO]

Love the Drums on this track. Really funky! :-)

[RootsofChaos]

Haha, love Sazh. Sazh, Fang and Lightning were the only interesting characters. Hope was whiny, Snow was a loser and Vanielle was just awkward.

[Agusloquillo]

"Chocobo...we just can't catch a break, can we?"

 -Sazh

[komujimaru]

3:06 to 4:25 is my fave

[Yat3511]

I can't really put all of the character's into an order because they are all really good characters...yes even Snow has some relative depth. It's just that the way that his lines are setup contributes to why so many people detest him. But anway, this song rocks!

[TheLinkmaster96]

What genre is this? i really wanna know =)

[HcOtaku1337]

It's kind of funny,

Everyone who likes Sazh hates Snow and vice versa,

Everyone who likes Hope hates Vanille and vice versa,

Everyone who likes Lightning hates Fang and vice versa.

[H3llian667]

@HcOtaku1337 the 2nd scenario is Most True. Other two can be debatable. :P I like your thinking though!

[TraeThaTruth]

@HcOtaku1337 I like both Sazh and Snow. Hell, I like everyone except Hope.

[FrogMast3r]

me and my friends have tried this on school and its fun.... all we need now is one good lit guitarist.

[joselet123]

Sazh:"I think our prickly green pest's back. Come for another shot at ol' Sazh, have you?."

*whistling*

Sazh:"SWEET MERCY!"

Sazh: ''I don't believe we met!!'

[KauiLani33]

hahaha i remember this song! I had such a hard time trying to beat those wood monster things that Vanille and Sazh had to kill in order to get passed them x3 Aghh now im stuck at chapter six when snow and hope are fighting this big monster.... any tips please?

[takeyb0y2]

Anyone else notice how Sazh's blitz is actually stronger than his attack?

[Etc1985]

Sweet tune!!

[MegaLink08]

I don't know about you guys, but I think Sazh is one of the best characters in the game (he cracks me up and reminds me somewhat of Hagrid from Harry Potter). My least favorite character is Snow.

[sakura588]

@MegaLink08 i like snow but Sazh isn't all that good at fighting (when i play him) i like his humor but i'm not a total fan of him....except when he is with vanille

[MegaLink08]

@sakura588 I just don't like Snow because he is like obsessed with Serrah (he calls her name frequently all the time). Everybody is entitled to their own opinion, but I think that Sazh is one of the better designs in the game, if not THE best, because of his rough but kind demeanor. And we don't get too many black characters in RPGs.

[TheLinkmaster96]

@MegaLink08

I couldnt agree more

Sazh was the most natural kinda character of the game, cause of like his personality and stuff, and yeh hes an unusual character to have in an RPG

[halovidsandmore]

@MegaLink08 yes all he ever says is serah sareh this sareh that blah blah

[squishy0707]

@MegaLink08 It's my personal opinion that any ethnic character in any RPG is probably one of the more well rounded, more developed, character in that game. It's not true in all games, but in most.

[MegaLink08]

@squishy0707 Like, say maybe, Sheena Fujibayashi from Tales of Symphonia?

[Gumsniper]

@sakura588 to me sazh is one of the best characters! he deals the most magica dmg in my grp for now while light is the normal damage dealer ^^

And if needed he can support my grp with supportive magic like haste ;)

[TJStarzz09]

@sakura588 What are you talking about? His combat abilities are good if you know how to use em. If you're up against any high-HP target (or a slow one at that), just flip between paradigms...Synergist to up his attack and magic, and (since he's usually with Vanille) Saboteur to lower the target's Defense/Resistance. That's already a good boost in damage, then stagger it and there you go :D

[midnafan132]

@MegaLink08 OMG ME TOO

In order for me... it probably goes, Sazh, Vanielle, Fang, Lightning, Hope, Snow

I just wish they didnt make sazh so weak in comparison to the other characters.

[clank47]

@midnafan132

my order is

Sazh

Hope

Lightning

Fang

Snow

Vanille



[Pandaguin83]

@clank47 REALLY? Vanille is last? Do I need to remind you about her bomb sab skillz?

[clank47]

@Pandaguin83

Ahhh shuddup lol

[Feamelwen]

@midnafan132 This is really funny, I'll put them in the EXACT same order!! :)

[Feamelwen]

@MegaLink08 I agree with you ... A black single parent who mostly express what we're all thinking at particular moments in the game? He rules!! I particularly like his relationship with his son, it has some real depth and credibility, while Snow/Serah's romance leaves me soooo cold. I just think they're both not very interesting characters. And they're love story sounds so shallow and fake.

[Genesis2099]

as soon as i clicked the link and went to music a threat was detected...even final fantasy isn't safe anymore :(

[spectrev12]

Reminds me of SHAFT!!! and Samuel L Jackson(Rated PG version)

*laughs and smiles*.

[Irisrainbow5]

HAHA Chickens in the hair lol! I wish that happened to me!

[Travelsbyshfflc]

I've never been interested in Final Fantasy.

And, then I saw Sazh, and I tried some of the older ones and had a blast playing them. Can't wait to get a copy of this game.

[DarkVincent117]

what is the song with sazh and vanilla walking in the forest???, in the song a girl is singing but i dont recognize, is when appears for first time the coloso o golem i dont remeber

[eliza0224]

@DarkVincent117 Sunleth Waterscape

[DarkVincent117]

@eliza0224 thnks o mejor dicho gracias

[SethEckos]

LOL Give SPS148669 a break.

[anallsen]

neither daddys got blues nor sazhs theme, its called cant catch a break, comes during a boss fight

[erosannin22]

This isn't Sazh's theme

I can see how you would have gotten mixed up though since it's still a song revolving around him

[willisequalsfun]

Is Sazh's theme the daddy's got the blues track? I don't know which one it is.

[erosannin22]

Sazh's theme is what it's called

Every other vid on youtube called that should be it

This one is just labelled wrong

[MarioGX3]

sazhs reminds me of eddie griffin

[MajinHanky]

lol eddie griffin, yeah. Sazh also reminds me of Mike Epps, and sometimes Denzel Washington. Dunno why.

[fuzzymarble1279]

@MajinHanky He reminds me more of richard pryor to be honest

[MajinHanky]

@fuzzymarble1279

LMAO, hell yeah! You know what? Screw it! He reminds me of every black guy with a fro! lol

[KUSHINGT0N]

@MajinHanky damn you to hell

[SPS148669]

If you listen carefully with headphones you can hear litttleAfrican Bongo drums because he is a black African.