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  • The reason they call it Windows is because it was the first OS to be able to drag windows anywhere on the screen.

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  • This is a complete exageration.

  • We like Woz', We like post-microsoft Bill, We think microsofts following CEO is a plank .....but Steve is far more a letcurious lying abusive [expletive] than Bill ever was ....and Bill didn't co-opt Ghandi and Martin Luther King which simultaniously using the cheapest labour possible in some of the worst conditions possible and then charge you a brand-driven price that is double the profitable margin. Steve Jobs is the reason we havn't bothered cure cancer.

  • welll they were OWSOME when they started ....... but now .... they all are just Crocodiles of Smelly Muds ......

  • the computer voice you use is made by microsoft :)

  • @zm0 So What ???

  • LOL 0:53 "Watch him in the chair; obviously he has problems."

  • Vids like this can be put into propper context when you know that a neuro-science studies revealed that the brains of apple fanboys, when thinking about apple and jobs, light up in the exact same way as religious fundamentalists' brains when they think about their god/prophet.

    Apple fanboys, with other words, are physically incapable of thinking rationally about their technology of choice. So just like nobody listens to creationists, nobody should listen to apple fanboys.

  • @ScientificBob

    Tell me what you think about Windows fanboys. Please. I really want to hear your "scientific" analysis.

  • @evesplittheatom I would, but I have never met one.

  • if windows would not exist, then apple mac os would be crappy.

  • @lol9392

    How so. Please explain a little further.

  • @evesplittheatom well, it also works the other way. Windows would not be the same if mac's would not exist. Microsoft and Apple are simply stealing from each other. Well, microsoft does it abit more actually.

  • Balmer fucking lost it

  • What is the big deal with the Mac in bill gates office?

    Steve jobs asked Microsoft to write software for the Mac. In fact, Microsoft still makes boat loads of money selling Office for the Mac. Apple did not invent the GUI, they were the first to steal it from Xerox..Microsoft was a strong believer in the GUI and staked the entire future of the company by betting on the GUI by putting a lot of resources into refining the Windows GUI and office for windows.

  • hmmmm, well which one is more successful, more popular and is worth much more???

    MICROSOFT !!!

    guess what, in the top 10 biggest companys in the world apple isnt even on the list!, microsoft is thrist and NASA in first!

    Mac fans really dont think !!!!

  • no mac was never better than windows.Worldwide windows got much more users than mac just becouse there is more software for microsoft windows there are more games etc. I think windows os is more user-friendly than mac also the Gui of windows 7 is very nice but mac os is more stable becouse we all know windows viruses badware etc,i think mac have little number viruses just becouse mac users number is not so big as windows.....Overall windows is more completed os than Mac

  • If you were wondering, the Mac is next to the computer with the BSOD.

  • yup bill is totally an nerd!! haha was so funny ur videos but come on Microsoft is a great company that have change the world and give so many to innovation and technology SO that its all thanks to bill I dont care if he looks ridiculous he is genius

  • This video is one of the most deliberately biased pieces of crap going.

    If that was your intention then you've succeeded, along with making yourself look like an idiot.

    Whilst I don't knock the fact that you've took the time to put this together or the terrible computer voice and it is your right to do so - don't you feel completely embarrassed you took so much time to put out something so pointless?

  • Microsoft is a great company which revolutionised software. You hate it because you know that you'll never be as succesful as It.

  • @wyrrox thats the truth 

  • Will you guys shut up about Microsoft sucking 1st Micorsoft is perfect apple is not perfect sony is not perfect yea Microsoft has up and downs but they learn from there mistakes then try to perfect them so they won't do them again, Apple has everything named with an ("I") in front of everyword, Mac's yes they run smooth and don't get any viruses but the downside is that not alot of games run on mac, Now sony Is a great company but they copy ideas They make way to overpriced products,

  • @studioeriger777 Now Microsoft products sell more than apple products or Sony products Microsoft does have taste they created the kinect which interprets 3D scene information from a continuously-projected infrared structured light I don't see Sony making something like this or apple?

  • @studioeriger777

    MS is a company, their goal is to make money:

    that is why windows is the only platform with virus and security problems

    that is why it really does nothing for you without other software (who said MSOffice?)

    that is why their software is so heavy on resources

    that is why they never sell you their best effort, but program obsoleteness

    Windows is an OS, like McDonald's sells nutrients.

    saying MS is perfect makes you look dumb

    Don't get me started on games!

  • Bill Gates saw into the future and saw what a cock-mongling group of people Apple was going to create, so Bill Gates created his own company to try to change the future and all of history. Unfortunately, he didn't completely eliminate the cancer that is Apple. Thanks for trying Bill Gates, you time-traveling badass.

  • but with microsoft you have hundreds of computers running windows and apple only has a few

  • This is just a mean sprinted slide show.

  • 1:35 =))))

  • Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers!

    Look, really MS gave us the cheap computer that works well enough. And Apple gave us the cool computer that works better. Just take your pick, we won as the consumers.

  • 0:38 bill gates looks like loving windows... not a gay...

  • Most excellent Asian lady **busizz4me.info**

  • I use mac for editing and stuff but windows i use for gaming and work

  • maby he has a mac in the background because he have to use something to create windows in.

    And you are an idiot.

  • i feel so sympathetic for Bill when he got pied in the face. I WANNA SHOOT THE GUY WHO DID THAT

  • first of all, LOWEST COMPANY IN THE WORLD??? THEY OWN THE COMPUTER MARKET. THEY DOMINATE THE COMPUTER PLATFORM. SURE APPLE IS GOOD, BUT BILL GATES IS A GOD.

  • That wasnt bill gates going cazy

  • Your VOICE IS GAY 

  • mac is a unix.... kinda linux

  • I just wasted my time watching some bullshit video about how weird Microsoft employees are. THEY'RE FUCKING COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS WHAT DO YOU EXPECT!?

  • Yes: Microsoft stole the idea for the GUI from Apple... who stole it from HP. It's been 25 years get over it.

    At work school and home I have used 5 versions of windows, 3 versions of mac os, an apple 2, and three different linux distros. If you like it use it, just because somebody likes something ells doesn't mean that they are idiots.

    And @osxunix, grow up try arguing a point instead of making fun of somebody.

  • He's just a modern nerd, just in 1900's

  • Bill Gates is eugenics and will kill you :D

  • developers developers developers1!

  • And Steve Baller even a Bigger dickhead.

  • Bill Gates is such a dick.

  • @OliveMonkeys

    He didn't do anything to anyone. why is he a dick?

  • Microsoft has changed, They Made Windows 7 Which Is The Best!

    This Video was made in 2006 and today is 2010. Windows 7!

  • I'm Microsoft user (Best:Windows 7, Internet Explorer 9, Windows Live Essentials 2011, bing.com)

    (HU) Szerintem a Microsoft jó cég ha még nem is szeretitek annyira legalább röhögtök rajta!! :D

  • ....microsoft idiots pepole.....

  • lol this guys such a mac user

  • Bloody Mac fanboy!

  • 0:53 He has Autism, dumdum.

  • mac is probably glamorised.

  • WORST? WRONG!! THINK AGAIN!

  • Well, look. No computer is virus free, no computer is more stable or better than each other, a computer, is a COMPUTER! No matter what OS it runs, no matter what kind of hardware it has, it's gonna have problems. Mac isn't the best. Windows isn't the best. Linux isn't the best. Bill Gates has a Mac... oh my god! (not) Windows 1 has an identity all on it's own. It can minimize, Mac's cant. (at the time). Microsoft is NOT better than Apple. Apple is NOT better than Microsoft.

  • @jamesoleruster Actually, sorry to proove you wrong, but my computer is much better than another computer. And much better than an apple. Reason my gaming rig and/or windows computers are better than mac's is because i built my computer for 1400 dollars. And i got corei7 4ghz, liquid cooling, 8 gigs of ram, 2.5 tb's of space,dual 9800 gt's. For 1400 dollars in a mac, you get shit. Problem solved, sorry.

  • The Worst Company But Also The Richest! I Think...

  • I have Safari and iTunes but on a Windows computer. I am going to save up for a Mac.

  • Crazy1be is right on the button. To dump on Windows and tout a Mac (rather than Linux) as somehow less 'evil' is just idiotic.

    A Mac is an overpriced PC (same chips from Intel) in a white box, with the worst kind of proprietary software. There are too many Mac slaves who think they're against corporate computer evil by having a Mac - a fixed system with a legal threat against the ability to make changes to something you paid for and own! Apple is in the Fortune 1000 list, MSFT isn't.

  • steve balmer ftw!!!!

  • ive seen simular story's about mac and others.... -.-

  • creator of windows like (kinda) gay!!!!

  • Hi I don't have a microphone on my computer but I would love it if you would use the text-to-speech on your computer and make a funny video for me to post on You Tube and I say that you also did some work to it. Please send me a personal message about it and if you agree I can tell you what I want them to say. Thank You

  • I like this video.. well done!

  • I like Windows but this is still funny

  • HAHA

  • i lold @ Ballmer xD

  • It had to be an Apple fanboy xD

  • BSOD in the middle of the conference... lol

  • You also must be a fanboy bitch.

  • Microsoft Sam please.

    I can't hear a single word of that shitty Mac voice.

  • Gates is perhaps the luckiest loser on the Earth...

    :-)

  • a really poorly made video that doesn't really say anything. a waste of time.

  • But see, the videos are actual and not fake...

    And Microsoft deserve it...

    :-D

  • sad sad story

  • Mmm well all that stuff can be true, but yet it doesn't proof that Microsoft's products are garbage or something like that. If here is any software developer, they should know that we're not safe from mistakes or "bugs" even in the formal presentation to the costumers. So, who is without sin, cast the first stone...

  • in my opinion linux ubuntu 9.10 buries both vista and seven into the ground.. let's say only for the graphics functions and the speed.. the absence of virus and it's also free.. tons of programs to download... only 1 thing: you have to know how to use a computer to use it well!! and sometimes it has some problems with wireless networks (only in some cases anyway)

  • hahah XD die Torte in Bill's face XD Wie gern würd ich das selba bei ihm machn^^

  • apple sucks dick! because its all about windows 7

  • windows 7 sucks! but the only thing i agree with u is that MAC SUCKS LIKE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Whats your problem with windows ? Got to hell.

    Dont how to prepare a video .What the F___ you will do with your system ? Get lost

  • hahah u love windows or u love men??? BAHAHA !!!!! so true tho aye :P

  • @AshoDude94 You only get viruses if you're a complete idiot. Btw, there are no viruses for macs because Mac has only like 10% of the computer market, so it's more sensible for someone to program a virus for a PC because more people use them. Also, it's not the "true" history of microsoft because they only include the downfalls. Microsoft and Mac have both had ups and downs, this video only showcases the downs of Microsoft's history.

  • sorry wat was that??? u love windows or u love men??? cus if u even like windows then u like men deep inside u. if u like windows u are a raging homosexual. yes windows is usefull for playing online games and hacking wifi etc. i only use it for my stock chart programs and for autodesk autocad. but seriosly that video says it all but they spelt the title wrong its actually the true history of Microsh*$ u get it. there are 8000 new viruses out every day just for windows computers how sh#$ is that

  • i love windows :D

  • @playersclub88 ME TOO VISTA & 7

  • mac fanboy!!!!! and dont forget apple stole the winow gui from xerox

  • Bill got so drunk, he woke up with an apple computer. LOL!!!!!

  • fuck you mac and linux u suck balls

    ur awsome windows u let me do lots of stuff and less laggy than mac

    mac and linux are the laggiest computers of all

    i have Windows XP and it never crashed, or lagged.

  • f you havent had a crash, then you dont use xp, or vista, or ME, or 98, or 95, or 3, or 2, or 1, or for that matter, 7

  • i have had vista for a while now, and i hasnt crashed once..

  • I like Windows. :-(

  • mac=sucks linux=sucks windows=cool

  • actually:

    Mac = sucks

    Linux = Neutral

    Windows= Cool

  • shit video

  • I am viewing this on Linux right now and have to say that you, good sir (or madam) are an idiot. Mac is not more stable than windows, and certainly not more stable than Linux. Apple safari has more holes than a sponge, but yet none of them are exploited because of it's small user base. Compared to mac, windows is amazing. If you are going to loose compatibility with windows programs by using a mac, you might as well just go all the way to Ubuntu.

  • What distro are you using? I'm using Ubuntu, and I have flash problems (controls not working)

  • I am using Ubuntu 9.10.

    There is a bit of a state with flash. Because it is a propitiatory plugin (and has different licenses than ubuntu), it is not included by default. You have to install the Adobe Flash Plugin (search for it in Applications -> Ubuntu Software Center). By default, ubuntu tries to use a free version of flash, gnash. However, this version does not work with most interactive flash content, so you must install the nonfree version. [of course, this is no different than on windows]

  • @crazy1be Microsoft stole almost everything from Apple. But yes, Windows is more user friendly and you can use it for everything; games, office shit, etc.

  • @crazy1be true <3 windows

  • @crazy1be linux is too geeky its made by geeks for geeks

  • @compdude100 yep... i just hope people don't start embedding Linux(name in most devices for all those non geeks, and heaven forbid we let it run our phones(android, nokia, palm), or our servers (at least 60% of world server, no doubt youtube included) we do everything on-line.

    Be specific about desktop space.

  • @crazy1be yes more stable, good for people who need work done or need to get things done. but for really demanding programs, and performance PC is bbetter, I honestly think they should team up together

  • @crazy1be lol I bet you've never used a mac, or worked with it for at least a day... Try it and Then comment =)

  • @crazy1be except, mac os is based on linux

  • @crazy1be lol who the fuck uses linux, thats soo old btw safari has far less holes in it that internet explorer or firefox. but this video has an obvious bias against microsoft, which is why its not worth watching

  • @crazy1be Safari may have more holes than a sponge, but windows itself is nothing but one GIANT hole

  • eat a cock. microsoft is the best company of all time. and the best operating system too. fuck mac mac is for fags

  • What a bull shit video!

    Bill Gates has donated BILLIONS of dollars to numerous charities. And the majority of us are viewing this on a windows platform.

  • what does donating have to do with computers?

  • all I'm saying is that this video is just a smear against someone who has contributed a a great deal to technology...and humanitarian aid.

  • omg steve ballmer is so dumb he said "give it up for mac" at 2:56

  • Your not listening Steve ballmer says. "Give it up for me".

  • But yeah he is a knob jockey.

  • who is that guy at 1:03?

    i really agree w/ what he says--"microsoft has no taste." i think apple does, all because steve jobs is their ceo hes the power driving the innovation @ apple (ie Iphone :), ipods, ect)

    Apple is way better compnay than microsoft :D

  • You mean, by controlling everything that consumers can do, and limiting them? The iPhone can only be developed for with a mac, can only have software installed on it that is sanctioned by apple, and cannot sync with any unsupported OS (that is, everything other than mac and windows). All it would take to support these oses is a draft communication protocol standard, so that open source developers could write software to implement it.

    Up with freedom, down with apple. You cannot have both.

  • you suck! APPLE IS AWSOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • If you think Microsoft Windows suks then why is everyone using Microsoft Windows? Come on!

  • well i like windows AND Mac

  • @compdude100

     me too man..

  • @compdude100 that is GOOD!

  • @allstarsnorks YES BEBE LIKE THAT I WANT YOU!!!!!!!!

    APPLE IS DICK SUCKER

  • he has got a point but if more ppl were using macintosh there would be more viruses for macs u see so u windows lovers us mac users are going to have the last laugh

  • i agree apple is awesome u are awesome we are awesome !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • thats jobs

  • @bullet50000 OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • shure microsoft is run by crazy people but thet make quality products and give the poeple what they want.

  • OMFG that guy at 2:40, i just wanna smash his fucking teeth out and feed them to him, fuck me is he an annoying cunt!

  • I think the people likes the Microsoft operating system because the PC is use very much for plaing games and the Windows is better for gamer then MacsOS.The MacsOS maybe is better for programer like me but Microsoft Windows is better for gamer.But, Windows can be use programer if you can download the updates

  • Microsoft have their fans, and Apple have their fans. Why the fuck do people have to insult each other. If you don't wanna use Windows, then don't fucking use windows. Go back to your Mac.

  • Granted Microsoft have done some pretty crazy things, But they've only done these things as a way of trying to hit home their technology. I like both Microsoft and Apple, but they are competitors. You make it seem like they are some form of Mysterious controversial issue. It's not, it's one of the largest companies in the world, against another large company in the world. You should learn to appreciate other operating systems, Not go around saying they're shit and the worst company ever.

  • Geez look out the face of gates at 7:15.......

  • I don't know but all the microsoft presentations looks like they have been sabotage or something, i can't belive that microsoft it's that bad......

  • Windows 9x/Me The demo PC crashed with a BSoD when his assistant (Chris Capossela, who is still working for Microsoft as Corporate VP in the Information Working business unit) connected a scanner to the PC, trying to demonstrate Windows 98's support for Plug and Play devices. This event brought thunderous applause from the crowd and Gates replied after a nervous pause: "That must be why we're not shipping Windows 98 yet."[2]

  • WTF is up with that "System memory" error shit that sometimes ACTUALLY happens on windows? hehe never tried mac tho. But what is it lol? Is that error so famous? and why does it keep happening hehe? I had it a couple of times on my PC aswell, just freezes totally and the screen is blue sayin all theese things, and showing some resolution numbers n stuff. Help here plz. Thanks :)

  • this video sux! u r mac user noob! apple means u eat a apple!

  • What the fuck is up with Steve Balmer? D:

  • if someone thinks that macs are the cool style they must be out of their mind

  • Who is in charge of Microsoft!? LOL

  • the idiot ballmer now, the man you see having a seizure at 2:50

  • Also may be steve balmer before he gos to sleep he screems for an hour and theres the police breaking down the door because they thought he was in trouble

  • THE I LOLED at this video I Bill gates barley even dose programing for windows and Steve balmer is stupid i take back that comment microsoft may fall but windows 7 may save them LOLOLOLOL

  • steve balmer is such an idiot..even in the advertisements!

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  • If Pirates of Sillicon Valey is true, then Steve Ballmer is a drunken lazy monkey who had the luck to be friend of Bill Gates, if not, he is a drunken lazy monkey who had the luck to be friend of Bill Gates, jajaja. I'm a macfan but if that movie is true, then damn Steve Jobs as well! Lisa Jobs is an angel!

  • wow do you show your intellagance there is a mac on the desk behind himway back to the right of the screen but in the picture you spoke of not visable thats an ibm pc dipity dodo..balmer is slightly physco i will give you that..microsoft has no style? Steve Jobs has no cooth,just like your vid.you keep speaking of people not product all the thing you showed except the end guy with the car were pre release which the bugs shown were fixed.the last guy go to comp.prop.advanced and increase virt mem

  • damm right we all hate them

  • who's in charge of micros-oh!!!! lol

  • Good lord, this guy REALLY hates Microsoft!

  • Looks like balmer was high.

  • i dont know whats all the fuss is about, like i love mac and i love windows...but i must say,windows ME sucked so bad and if you want to bash Microsoft, the talk about windows me.

  • balmer is an idiot..grow up moron balmer

  • balmer is gay

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  • Mr balmer, we're going to stick a long rod in your ass

    yes yes YES

  • This is completely pathetic. Microsoft brought the PC to the majority while Apple focused on it's smaller market where people would pay more than five times the price.

  • Windows 7 owns both.

  • Windows ME beats you all! (In being real bad. Driver support was even worse than linux)

  • Wasn't ME just a repackaged 98?

  • Yeah, something like Vista compared to XP

  • Well vista was nothing like xp. 7 Is more like xp in that it isn't such a resource hog.

  • biased? :P

  • no ur an idiot.

    windows vista the best :P

  • I Like Microsoft Why Did You Say Microsoft Is The Worst Company I Like Their OS Except The Worst Part The BSOD

  • The Narraotor's Voice Is From Speakonia

  • Microsoft and Apple has the same monopοly tactics.Their worst Enemy is Linux.They only thing they are doing is hits under the belt to linux community,Trials,Lies about stolen Patents etc...For me,I'll never give money to these two.The only thing they are good is to slow the technology development.

  • Steve Balmer's well Professional

  • I personally use an Apple iMac. I do have Windows 7 on it as well, however, and am very pleased with what Microsoft has done with the Windows franchise. While I prefer OSX, one cannot deny that both companies have done incredible jobs innovating and driving the industry. There is no perfect computer, and likewise no perfect OS, but both Microsoft Windows and Macintosh OS are excellent pieces of software.

  • whatever they say. still more people use microsoft than apple or mac

  • i think the real answer is, get a decent mac, and run windows on it, that way, you get the best of both worlds without hacking any os's and it ends the whole bloody mac/pc shit

  • OR get a pc that doesn't cost as much as mac does and yet it has the same specs (or better) and install linux on it! All problems solved.