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  • I've said it before and I'll say it again, straightd0pe is, in my insignificant opinion, the best youtuber there is.

  • brett's just sittin there.

  • That intro music... makes the epic flameout even funnier.

  • 27:43 wait, brett fapping?...gross.

  • Apparently he's going to say rough stuff when people are speaking trash. When basically, it's same thing what brett says to other users.

  • Everyone drink when he says "sitting here" or whatever.

  • Obviously he was just stalling alot and pretend he did stuff that dope told him to do or look at.

  • NOPE.AVI

  • 1:14 trying to act macho wrestler, fail.

  • ... and stuff ... and everything, you know?

  • Anyone else picture Walter when you listen to Brett in this video? Especially when he keeps calling d0pe "Dude." I keep waiting for Vietnam non sequiturs...

    Great job d0pe!

  • I seriously watch this whenever I need a laugh.

  • Wow. Bret got owned so hard at the end. FLAWLESS VICTORY!

  • @Mrgyn

    Brett isn't awesome enough to be called bi-winning.

  • Brett grates on my nerves.

  • I really like this straightd0pe guy so far.

  • Such a shame the "Josh the christian" incident wasn't brought up. That would have been funny.

  • I saw TheAmazingTerroja in there. That's awesome. To me, anyways. I like when things, bad or good, depending on peoples take on it, come together.

  • wow Brett is completely oblivious to everything

  • Has anyone looked at the amazon ratings for the book you were talking about? Its pretty hilarious.  two 1 star ratings calling the book childishly written and awful, and 2 5 star ratings that make it sound like the most amazing book ever written. Neither of the 5 star ratings were rated as helpful for anyone.

  • edward did a great job ;P

  • @gokemon2 yep, straightd0pe did too.

  • i have a question. Was Brett Keane drunk during this? cause he's just ignoring answering the questions and just ramble.

  • @DrowningArt94 No, he's just being Brett.

  • lying cunts like this guy make my blood boil and my skin crawl. every time he's presented with evidence he just dances around the issue with non sequiturs. makes me want to punch his fat ugly mug.

  • I didn't know anything about any of them, but I still found it very entertaining. Straightd0pe ftw!

  • it seems brett closed his channel lol

  • @chaos5copiesmartguy no he didn't he actually put up a video pwning straightdope on brettkeanedotcom..thats his channel name

  • @The8starr oh i didn't know... i thought he only had the mrevilution777 channel

  • @chaos5copiesmartguy Nope, he's still here:

    watch?v=JOGR8cL1HT0&feature=fe­edu

  • Brett owns!

    

  • His fucking wife came in!?!?!?! LOL

  • This shit is fucking hilarious.

  • Holy shit I knew BK was dishonest, but this is just too much. I had to turn it off when they started talking about the book reviews. I couldn't do this, I really feel sorry for BK.

  • LOL @ this being called a debate. This is no debate. This is nothing more than you conducting your own inquisition, leveling all these accusations at someone while being reluctant to answer exactly why you wish to hide your fat 450 pound zit infested face from everyone. This isn't a debate. Just an opportunity for you to pretend to be holier than thou against someone you consider to be beneath you.

  • An hour and half in, Straightdope says after Brett leaves, "he didn't let me get to the good stuff" LOL Are you fucking serious?? How much goddamn time do you need? You pissed it away asking about trivial stupid shit!! Fuck!

  • Straight : "thats just what you look like, I'm sorry dude!!"

    Brett : "Woaw, shiit dude!"

  • Straight : "thats just the way u look!"

    Brett : "Shiit dude!"

  • This is completely trivial, but to clear up the whole Ozzy Osbourne matter he bit the head off of both a bat and a dove. There's photographic evidence of him eating the dove.

  • One of the most enjoyable YouTube-related BlogTV debates in history. In thirty years or so when the first major chronicles of the history of YouTube are made, I'm certain this debate will be listed as a major event. Well done straightd0pe!

  • Awesome.

    

  • this is funny stuff

  • Straightd0pe sounds like Jesse Eisenberg. :P 

  • this was always going to go one way.

    why brett accepted ill never know

  • This.. is.. so fucking good its unreal.. Thank you so much gothatfunk for the recording and upload.

  • I wish I could've been there -__-

  • 22:15 I lol'd when Straightd0pe was like "Ohhh oh shit."

  • actually themaskedanalyst does a video about the poem and shows a before and after screen shot. One where it says by brett keane then the produced by brett keane

  • Straightd0pe is my new hero.

  • @ceprelex Fair enough.

  • @ceprelex Oh a greedy pathological Atheist... that's new. Didn't he later turn to theism? I mean I think its pretty clear he will adopt whatever belief necessary and tell us all whatever necessary to keep the donations rolling in.

  • So a greedy pathological liar Christian, what else is new?

  • Why did I wait so long to watch/listen? This is wilder than Jerry Springer!!!

  • that video with the poem at the end keane did talk at the end wether or not he gave credit i dont know but that wasnt the original video. im not a keane supporter and dislike him quite a bit. that why i wanted to watch this.

    it wasnt the ass whooping that was claimed. i would complain more but i drink up drama like its air. more to come i hope.

  • You can obviously hear his fat ass shifting on that squeaky chair. Any more shifting he'd create kinetic energy. And oh yeah! his toilet is next to his office.

  • d0pe was annoying me in the beginning with his constant "Ohhhhs oh oh" hated it but he got better towards the end

  • can someone tell me what the fuck is going on... im a 14 year old who is not very political, so please keep this in mind. thanks :P

  • ...13:50 Straghtdope just called Keane out for making an adhominum attack but it seems that Straghtdope's been doing that since the thing started. I'm not a BK supporter but this seems like a double standerd to me.

    Keane would have done better with the name thing if he's just gone "yea I don't know why I thought that was your name, what was I thinking?"

    If the poum video was doctord (not saying it was), and it was the first time he'd seen it, how would you expect Keane to know who did it?

  • Agoraphobia is not funny !!

  • @realist326 No, but faking agoraphobia is. That fat lazy douche uses un-diagnosed agoraphobia as an excuse to leech. Go to one of his vids and tell him to seek cognitive therapy and see what happens. BLOCKOLOCAUST.

  • @IamLiterallyRetarded How do you know hes faking it ? have you seen his medical records or something ? do you follow him around during his daily life ? if he is faking it then thats wrong, but maybe hes not ?

  • @realist326 /watch?v=N7o38GZn-Q0&feature=w­atch_response

  • I think this guy talking to brett keane is more annoying and what a lame joke to mock somebody for having agoraphobia ! what an ignorant piece of shit this geeky sounding dude is to make such a low insult at somebody like that. Brett keane doesnt seem that bad to me, seen some of his videos and he seems an okay dude. This prat and his bunch of sheep followers are far more annoying.

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  • Holy crap, I thought Brett was much older...now I really feel like an old fart....

  • I know Brett, but not Straight dope. I look forward to taking the time to watch this from start to finish. Thank you for uploading this.

  • Y'know, if Brett wasn't a lying, evil ass face, I would feel bad for him. He had NOTHING on straightd0pe. He got friggin pwnd!

  • Brett didn't want to put on head phones because they his wife wouldn't be able to listen and help him.

  • This just sounds like two guys who thrive on drama. Come on, guys, it's spring. Get out the bicycle or whatever and enjoy it.

  • I can't believe Brett lasted 1.5 hours. Amazing. No need to hold another Pwnage Olympics, this video wins all possible awards. Epic, simply epic.

  • ...........muchado about NOTHING much really !!

  • straightd0pe "I'll make fun of you for showing your face & I'm so wise I won't show my face so it won't hinder me from not a getting a job. Brett you seem like your raising your face are you ok," - (when straightd0pe raises his voice he doesn't ask himself if he's ok, what a self promoting snob coward sniveling snake. Well you want to remain annoymous so you can get employed? I run a highly profitable buisness selling humans to alein frogs (frocs) & I'd never hire U, U fake little weassel!!!!!

  • Nice job Straightd0pe!, ... I wonder if Mr E enjoyed that as much as I did!?

    "Hey Brett! , it's o.k. to let go of your ankles now!" : )

  • How does Brett Keane even log on to the internet after this?

  • Brett can't stop saying "sitting" and "and stuff"

  • TURBINES TURBINES TURBINES

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  • Coughlan is such a troll.

  • I don't know either of these guys, but this straightd0pe guy is a complete asshole.

  • @XxRaWr24xX

    I don't know either of these guys, but I think a liar is a bigger asshole than a guy who refuses to tolerate liars. 

  • If he owns a time machine, why is he always broke?

  • Brett can't afford headphones. He doesn't have 10 bucks.

  • I went watching this with a very open mind since I don't care about any of the two. But damn, Brett made me hate him from start to finish.

  • Brett did it for the lulz.

  • Lol Turbine

  • Whats with these guys and the pedo glasses?

    Nephilimfree has em,

    now Brett Keane has em.

  • Oh someone's maaaad (and it's brett.)

  • What the fuck are you talking aboot?

  • This is hard to watch. Brett is a pathological liar.

  • i used to like bretts stuff but now it has gotten to the point where i have to say i dont like him anymore

  • @drsjohnny

    I used to like his shit on religion, he used to make some good points. I had heard a bunch of bad shit going on around him, and ignored it for the longest time, because each time he got a new channel, I thought he was trying to put his past behind him and just make some decent vids. Then he kept doing a bunch of shady ass shit and lying every 2 seconds... then I finally realized why people were talking shit about him.

    At this point, he's mentally insane imo.

  • Does Brett think we don't remember all this.. He may not be able to remember years ago, but I do... And those videos aren't doctored and Brett said By brett keane and never gave her credit..

  • I'm 25 minutes in and It's so good. I love when he was like I don't know where your from, and in the comment it says he knows he is from Canada.. Brett has to be a druggie or something, No one would lie this much for wii's he has no self-respect he has to be doing drugs...

  • I haven't watched all of it yet.. But dude don't let them pressure you into showing your face.. See how much it bugs them, just stay anonymous its powerful shit...

  • This is as revealing as it is sad. An internet tar and feathering...a slow sizzling, searing, bubbling, squeaking boiling in oil. I don't think that there is a cure for pathological lying; for him it is how he survives as much as we all survive moment to moment by breathing. Don't enjoy this too much...it may be satisfying and tempting to do but it is truly bathos provoking.

  • This Brett guy is a fucking joke.

  • ULTRA EPIC PWNAGE.... nuff said

  • MUTE YOUR MIC WHEN YOU'RE NOT FUCKING TALKING, UGH

  • 0:35:25 — Brett: “I mean, this is silly. He gave you a shout-out. How do you think that I would’ve been able to know your first name if he had not give [sic] you a shout-out, what would’ve I have [sic] done, put my hands together and prayed to God and said, ‘Dear God! What’s this man’s naaaame?’”

    Why, yes, Brett, yes you should indeed have been able to do that, IF your religion is true AND you lacked that particular wisdom AND your faith in your beliefs is truly unwavering.

    James 1:5–7.

  • "Yes, you're very confused."

    "Naw you're confused."

  • @orly444 lmao

  • ouch!.. My eyes have been opened. THanks for posting this. I'll unsubscribe..from all of his channels.

  • @keggerous

    Do elaborate!

  • @fronthandspring101 well on youtube there arent cops or authority figures telling ppl how to behave. we only have the will of the masses and its become pretty clear to me that youtube has a emerging form of policing when it comes to bullshitters, weasels, theives, and trolls . . . of course the methods used on youtube arent perfect and wouldnt seemlessly transfer to real life but i think the tendency for ppl to "correct" the bullshit on this site is a pretty interesting phenomena.

  • @fronthandspring101 just to say, i dont necessarily advocate an anarchistic society. i just find it compelling that ppl choose to take justice in their own hands. personally i think ppl have the same drive in the real world as well but we've had police for so long that we dont think we can police ourselves. well . . . maybe we could

  • i got banned from "brett keane's channel" for busting his balls about being a ""world of warcraft" "hunter"".

    yes, no.... "banned"..... for "World of fucking Warcraft".

    this vid was exquisite.

  • @MpowerdAPE haha brett would pick a hunter fuckin noob

  • FUCK!!

    This guy's such a fucking, FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!! Oh my fucking god!!!!

  • This guy is a total fucking bullshit-artist.

  • Brett is a looser and a liar, this vid is just more proof....

  • @parkert51 loser*

  • @parkert51 Oh yeah. You got it.

    Now learn from it.

  • @Skindoggiedog WTF Ever chump.......

  • @parkert51 Too stupid to learn? That's fine. At least you know it. Good on ya, mate. Honest. Dumb as dogshit, but some kind of rudimentary awareness of it. Something to be proud of.

    Chump? No, that would be the one who can barely read or write.

    Cheers.

  • @Skindoggiedog Yea, I'm dyslexic so big shit. You arrogant overblown jackass. If you weren't so fucking stupid you may have considered dyslexia before deciding I was uneducated. I Graduated with honors from the University of Texas. So you can kiss my ass.

  • @parkert51 oxymoron "honors... Texas"

  • How much do you wanna bet that both Keane and straighd0pe were bullied at school.

  • Hahaha, Brett Keane thinks he's the Don or something in that "parody." What a douche, and his nerdy little friend too.

  • Intro music? Seriously?

  • @zegeck That was actually the funniest (or saddest, depending on how you look at it) event in the entire show.

  • What's funny is the first 7 minutes consist of trying to get Brett to stop failing before they can even get started

  • Brett failed miserably. Poor kid!

  • This video is fake obviously. Brett wouldn't sit here for more then 30 seconds before blocking D0pe. Besides, Brett Keane's time machine prevented him from doing this. STOP FAKING VIDEOS

  • @Zinthius22 brett could not block d0pe, it was d0pe's room. brett arrived late too, so was stuck in the waiting room the whole time, so he couldn't even read the chat we were seeing here. he could only read the chat in the waiting room.

  • p.s. - Brett's time machine is in the pawn shop.

  • @gothatfunk Eh, Anywho brett went christian, He will probably use that to ebeg some'mo

  • @gothatfunk Wow, major sarcasm fail.

  • Save some time; just jump to 8:00

  • This kid's a prick

  • That was brutal! Brett couldn't possibly have failed more.

  • @JadedBeliever sure he could have, he could have stayed longer. d0pe had plenty more on him.

  • @gothatfunk But wouldn't it have been less of a failure on his part if he had at least stayed and heard everything d0pe had to say and not just hung up on him like a pussy?

  • @JadedBeliever if he had listened without lying anymore, then yes, it would have been less of a failure, but since him staying would have guaranteed more lies, its safe to say the fail would have increased, by volume if not by quality :-)

  • How pathetic he is. Now he deleted most of his videos and is apparently converted to christianity because the christians gave him money! Disingenuous leech.

  • @buckethead41 Seriously? Is he now a Christian?

    

  • @globean Yeah, I suppose. It's probably because he can't get money out of atheists so he's "switching sides" to get some sympathy dough from Christians. His video is called: Answered Prayers - watch?v=fIcb9S2A6fg

  • @buckethead41 I just watched some of it. I couldn't get through it... That's pretty nuts!

  • @globean Well, I say good riddance to him. Look at it this way, maybe Brett will give Nephilimfree a run for his money in the crazy-desperately trying to act smart when it's so obvious that they aren't-Christian department! Good day globean. =)

  • And at 1:08:30 ish, I wonder if he had a license to put that song in his video too. :)

  • oh dear, Brett got PWNED.

    His vids are always sooooo damn long, not to mention boring.

  • And fucking christ, why didn't his stupid ass just say "I DON'T KNOW WHO WROTE THAT!"

  • Fuck, I'm 36 and that dude looks WAY older than I 34.

  • Brett's a miserable piece of shit.

  • Wow. Just....Wow. I don't know what to say.

  • I knew Brett was a liar long ago, but it's nice to see him flail around in his pit of exposed lies yet again. Perhaps some of his current subscribers will get the message. Thanks for uploading the whole discussion.

  • Oh my fuck... Brett is such a retarded dick. -_-

  • Brett Keane is Kenneth Copeland!

  • This hurt my brain.

  • LOL "why don't you show your face" is the best excuse.

  • 1:20:38

    did he say "...look like a muslim with a TURBINE..."?

  • Brett and his wife are the only two people to dislike this video :D lol. this was win.

  • Pretty funny that you can take a video of Brett's from a few months ago and put it with a video from a few days ago and almost 75% of the time he's being a hypocrit

  • You know he was gonna be full of fail when he decided wrestling was a cool and would make for an epic intro.

  • Let me get my glasses on i can't hear straightd0pe tearing me a new asshole.

  • I can't believe I watched so much of this. >_>

  • This guy is literally insane, what the fuck is wrong with him?

  • Don't pick on slingblade...

  • gayblade! I cant believe I missed this.

  • OMG! When I first saw how long it was, I was wondering if i'd get through it....

    BUT THE TIME FLEW BY!!!! Time definitely flies when youre having fun!!!

    Great Vid!, Im pissed I missed it! All I saw were Napalms update vids on it but he wouldnt post the link....and I was too drunk to find it.

  • Brett self pwns everytime he opens his mouth.

  • in 2007 i called any a cunt

    in 2008 i upgraded her to a cuntingtwat

    why? cause in 2009 she made a video calling me rude!!!

    I need a fix of Jimmy Carr after this shit bro

    god fk me sidways dammit, I could cry fk it I could!

    -> jimmy carr owns heckler <- watch?v=1ioBZ5fNJO8

  • wow this is really sad

  • EPIC....nuff said

  • people actually watch brett keanes videos? he seriously comes off as mildly retarded to me.

  • i have next to no internet connection in my condo - so I sat in the lobby of my building leeching wifi off an open network for THIS? really?

  • ...I don't know what's going on here. But I think I'm gonna check out straightdope, he seems pretty good at life.