Nintendo Embarrassing E3 Failure - The Locker Room

[MachineLaw]

Lol this video is a fail, not Nintendo. While I've seen entire conferences from other companies being shitty, you could just make a Nintendo video by taking little parts of different conferences. The only fail I've really seen is Wii Music.

[andybpiano]

At least they were actually playing the games on stage, not hiring actors to fake it like MS does with Kinect.

[bluesplus1]

I like how despite having taken video clips from multiple e3s, this video is still waaay shorter than both of the Microsoft e3 fail videos, and the 2006 Sony e3 conference video.

Can I say, Wiin?

[NRDMX12]

Microsoft Xbox 360 Kinect sucks GO Nintendo Wii U

[rifall]

Fail video. You just took different parts of Nintendo's E3 conference to make them look bad. Are you that low?

[Teremei]

putting random shit from different E3's just isn't funny, and they aren't even related to the things they are saying. There are better ways to make fun of Nintendo, this video sucks.

[STATiSofVITALETHICS]

@Teremei you mad?

[DrHappySmilealot]

Shingeru Miyamoto is my lover.

[wecatohispano]

you can now go to the kitchen

[littletomism]

ok, extend these clips and they are not failures, other ones about sony and microsoft, they would still be failures but these ones wouldn't be. its just taken out of context, sure the other videos are out of context, but they are still failures (overuse of the word "failure"

[nin10doblastiose1996]

so how is this a fail?

[RussellLawliet]

My right ear is sad.

[Slaphappy1996]

The Wii was a waste of my money. I though Nintendo could change, so I bought the 3DS.

I was wrong. They'll NEVER change. :'(

[MewtwoGenetic]

@Slaphappy1996 the problem is you, not Nitnendo

[Slaphappy1996]

@MewtwoGenetic

No, I'm pretty sure it's Nintendo.

[Nintenkid91]

Well they sure pulled this out of their asses at the last minute.

[TruthinessDotCom]

HOLY SHIT! Wait! Whoa, you mean I can ACTUALLY enter...

The locker room?!?

I'm totally blown away! That completely revolutionizes gaming!

I need a moment. I'm getting a little... (sniffle), weepy. I can enter the locker room!

I want to thank Nintendo, and Jesus, and my mom for if she never had boring, marital sex with my dad and fed me from her saggy breasts I could have never experienced the joy of entering a virtual locker room in a video game!

[Not18Im13]

@TruthinessDotCom lol

[xdlugia1]

I'm glad that bitch got fired.

E3 is supposed to be like the 2 last years... Only Iwata and good ol' Reggie :D

[bnguillen123]

@xdlugia1 wait she left nintendo 0,o

[UndertakerU2ber]

Yea, this wasn't a good confrence but Nintendo was just preping for years to come.

[renekin09]

what's witth the locker room and the weird drum guy?

[bnguillen123]

REGGIE WAS SUPPOSE TO BE THERE NOT THAT BITCH THATS WHY IT 2008 FAILED

[xNintendan95x]

lol. 0:40

Though I believe Wii > Kinect/PlayStation Move

Nintendo > Sony/Microsoft

[gangstaz82]

LOOOOOL!!!!!!! HAHA! LMFAO! This was one of the best Wii disses of all time:P I dont know why people dont like this, everone knows Wii sucks!:D

[THEKIDNINTENDOWIIMAN]

@gangstaz82 And yet it sold more than PS3 and 360...

[sa66o6]

@gangstaz82 Ha ha ha ha.Now this comment is even funnier than the whole video :D :D :D

[xdlugia1]

@gangstaz82 You think this makes the Wii suck? I think you should watch this one dude

/watch?v=IH2w2l1JTs4&feature=r­elated

[acelegend12378]

this sucks

[graysonbreeden]

How is any of this bad? Except for the guy drumming, I'd be down for all this. Much funner than 2006 Sony and 2010 Microsoft.

[SonicFox435]

you suck bro

[moonbeast32]

So you're a Sony fanboy. What does Sony have that nintendo doesn't?

[ACluelessKid]

For every bad year or two, Nintendo makes up for it in the best ways possible.

[hypernova1024]

This is hilarious, just fix the audio issues.

[lazerlight2010]

Better than kinectamals

[J04n8AK3R]

Doesn't she know that you don't 'enter the locker room' wearing white? Or that in general, white is a shitty color to present in? Or

....never mind.

[Hyperstar96]

I WANNA GO TO THE LOCKER ROOM :D

[Neutral1]

Hahaha. Doesn't matter what you show, so long as it prints fucking money. Now the WII U on the other hand... That is probably going to kill them.

[studioCR2]

is it me or was Cammie talking about 2 seconds into the future? Its probably just an echo.

[linkenski]

I'm glad they scrapped that bitch.

[Chucklehoff]

Oh look, another pointless Internet argument that will have absolutely no impact on anyone.

[KomicTurtle]

Cammy showed up on E3 2010 too. But it was only online through e3.nintendo's website. I almost fell off my chair when I saw her lol

jk, I actually liked her. She always made me smile for some reason.

[greentermojo]

Did a retarded person put this video together wat an idiot hope u die soon

[FangzV]

Wait, what the hell?

I come to a video about Nintendo sucking at E3 years ago and I find an ongoing debate about the economy and politics.

I know this is YouTube but what the hell?

ON TOPIC

I almost forgot about Cammy...

I love Nintendo, but god what were they thinking up there sometimes?

Not just them, either. Microsoft and Sony have had their fair shares of what the hell.

But the Mario Theme will always always bother me. I wonder if the Zelda Orchestra this year is supposed to make up for it.

[blendertammer678]

lol locker room?

[dudeman11jake]

The last real nintendo console was the gamecube. If it had online, I'd buy one

[taufudotcom]

Here's his answer,LMFAO!

[ccricers]

Play him away, Ravi Drums!

[sgchaffin]

I'm watching this to make their E3 2011 that much better

[gamefreakin]

Glad we had Reggie back in 2010 :P Lets see how 2011 will turn out 

[ClevelandRock]

It's Brain Age for your backside!

[erik91895]

2010 Nintendo e3 was the BEST!!!!!!

[XXLOCJOKER]

ROFL!! keep tapping 8 for that fantastic drum solo.

[TehLazaMan]

This is what happens when Reggie isn't there.

[secretmiggles]

I dont know who that woman is but she shouldnt work for nintendo, i can clearly tell she proberly doesnt know much about video games

[Swittzer09]

@secretmiggles she doesnt work for them any more, thank god

[prdude1234]

Well at least Nintendo does not goes around imitating other comapanies... And you own the existence of modern gaming thanks to Nintendo. Since they saved the gaming industry with the NES.

[MyNameIsBucket]

@prdude1234 Did Nintendo save the gaming industry? Huh, I must have missed that since I was playing fucking legendary games on my Commodore 64 and IBM-PC.

[prdude1234]

@MyNameIsBucket Neither the Commodore 64 nor the IBM-PC made millions of people buy a video game system again. Learn some history of video games and you will see how Nintendo saved the gaming industry.

[MyNameIsBucket]

@prdude1234 The Commodore 64 is the best-selling personal computer of all time. No one gave a fuck about consoles then but "video games" were doing just fine. Of course, you didn't know that because you were still in your dad's nutsack at the time. Sorry I had to call you on your shit, sport; you'll get the hang of it some day.

[prdude1234]

@MyNameIsBucket Did it saved the gaming industry during the 1983 game crash? Did it sold 61.91 million units? Did it made all the people bought a new game console? Commodore 64 - no NES- Yes

p.s the IBM-PC is not even considered a console...

[MyNameIsBucket]

@prdude1234 Who said it was a console? Computers and computer games were still going strong after the console market crashed. Since then, PCs have been at the forefront of graphics technology and new gameplay mechanics. To say that Nintendo's success was anything more than "right place, right time" is to expose your ignorance.

[prdude1234]

@MyNameIsBucket After the release of ET and Pacman for the Atari 2600, everyone bought them, but they were horroble games, many people said they will never buy a console again, but Nintendo made all those people buy a new Video game console, type "gaming industry crash of 1983" on Google or somewhere. Also the Commodore 64 was out before the NES and was discontinued after the NES, but it only had sold from 12 to 17 millions units....

[MyNameIsBucket]

@prdude1234 Oh congratulations, you learned how to use Wikipedia. You even lifted the "12 to 17" number verbatim. Since your entire argument is based solely on unit sales, I suppose you believe the PS2 is the greatest and most important console in history. Or you could admit that you weren't there and you're talking out of your ass.

[prdude1234]

@MyNameIsBucket Dude, the Commodore 64 did not had a huge impact on the gaming world as did the NES. The NES was the console that saved the gaming industry because it made everyone buy a home console again. The Commodore 64 did not made everyone buy a home console again neither introduced many revolutionary features. Go to troll somewhere else.

[MyNameIsBucket]

@prdude1234 You seem to believe people just threw their Ataris out of the window and swore off video games forever, but Nintendo changed their minds. There was always a market but it got too saturated. Nintendo swooped in after everyone went bankrupt, so they were the only game in town. Right place, right time. There was no magic. Giving Nintendo credit for that is like blaming Obama for the recession because it was declared when he took office.

[prdude1234]

@MyNameIsBucket Dude, people stopped buying video games because of the ET and Pacman games, but Nintendo made them buy video games again, not the Commodore. So Commodore is not a console or video game machine? Because you said Nintendo was the only one left, so Commodore was gone or never existed, if they were gone or did not exited, how come they saved the gaming industry? go troll somewhere else like the classic PS3 vs Xbox or Coca Cola vs Pepsi.

[MyNameIsBucket]

@prdude1234 Wow, you totally got me there. The C64 is a PC. It had video games, like other PCs. I never said it saved the industry. I never said the industry needed saving at all. Call me a troll all you like, it's not going to come true. You're an uninformed pubescent spaz who bought a story from fanboys and hype journalism.

[prdude1234]

@MyNameIsBucket Im not a uninformed pubescent spaz I read the information and see the information where everyone sees it and reads it. The NES saved the industry, like it or not, it was not the Commodore nor the SEGA nor the PS3, it was the NES.

[MyNameIsBucket]

@prdude1234 You read it, not lived it? Well, you know what Churchill says: "History is written by the victors".

[svengoolie007]

@MyNameIsBucket I almost gave you a thumbs up but then you had to go and defend Obama. How's his stimulus plan working for you? Excited for this depression that's about to hit?

[MyNameIsBucket]

@svengoolie007 The stimulus is working, as anyone who reads figures would know. Many Republican statesmen who railed against it are now enjoying the benefits of it.

[svengoolie007]

@MyNameIsBucket Really! That's fascinating. The rising unemployment numbers and reaching the debt ceiling must be in my imagination. Or maybe I'm just not brainwashed enough by Jon Stewart.

[MyNameIsBucket]

@svengoolie007 No, those numbers are quite real. But what exactly caused the problem seems to be where your imagination goes wild. Apparently it's Obama's fault that Bush fucked this country so royally that it can't be fixed overnight.

[svengoolie007]

@MyNameIsBucket Again, fascinating. So, the surplus we had during Clinton was because of Clinton's great leadership, but the country continuing its downward spiral since Obama took office are because of Bush's failures. It's like how they caught bin Laden because of the investigation started by Bush and using waterboarding, yet Obama get to take credit for it.

I'm very invested in my nation and it scares me how they have everyone wrapped around their fingers. Open your eyes to reality.

[MyNameIsBucket]

@svengoolie007 Next you'll be telling me you believe in a god, or something. In reality, the causes of the current recession can be traced back to Reaganomics. Clinton actually is responsible for the surplus and waterboarding didn't help us catch Bin Laden. I'm really not liberal enough to feel compelled to enlighten you; whether you educate yourself and accept these facts or not is really no skin off my back.

[svengoolie007]

@MyNameIsBucket They have you so wrapped around their fingers that you ignore all the facts. Yes I believe in God. I didn't follow the trend of atheism like you. I know everything about you just from these posts. You think Glenn Beck is a liar and a fear-monger, even though everything he says is based on their own quotes, and all his predictions have come true.

You're not liberal enough? Well I'm TRUTHFULL enough to say that our people need to wake the fuck up and smell the coffee.

[MyNameIsBucket]

@svengoolie007 Well, I've been trolled.

[svengoolie007]

@MyNameIsBucket Fuck no you're not getting out of this that easy. Yes, someone awake enough to watch the Glenn Beck Program and take it for what it is, rather than being a brainwashed twat who has never watched it and just believes what Media Matters says about the man. I'm no troll, but you are their puppet, and I'm saying these things because I care. He is the one bastion of truth in our society. It's not politics either. I care not for your politics. I care about truth and justice.

[MyNameIsBucket]

@svengoolie007 If you're for real, then I've got bad news for you. Your conspiracy-obsessed gold-mongering toady doesn't base his wild assumptions on anything resembling fact. He and the rest of the Fox cronies take opinion and pass it off as news. Every Fox executive is or has been in bed with Republican politicians and they barely hide that fact. If you want to argue both sides are bad, go ahead - but don't believe for a second that you've got the inside track on political corruption.

[MyNameIsBucket]

@prdude1234 Also, I think you're SORELY mistaken on which machine had more revolutionary features. Use those amazing Wikipedia skills of yours and get back to me.

[Clarensee]

Fucker!!!!!!

[darkchibicosmos]

dude, i've been waiting forever to enter the locker room!

[ninendowii2000]

at least nintenod had nsmb that year and punchout lol what did sony offer in 2007 for ps3? oh ya nothing

[Coolbaseball911]

Brain age for your backside!

[DSmium]

Bill Trenon from our treehouse group. Bill?

*TSs TSS TSS TSzs TSS DRUM DRUM DRUM*

I LOLd so hard at the drummer guy apprearing randomly

[Zerobadniks]

You can now enter the locker room for $599.

[hungryhippo247]

Honestly, I didn't see a fail here. Everything went smoothly, and at least there was no cheesy acting!

[itsdavadude]

"Mr Myamoto has been thinking of new ways to play a Mario game. So, today we announce the Locker room."

[wapaha]

@:43, That was the best, haha. Made my day.

[NaturalSelection9837]

so wheres the fail?

[Pokemon0takes0skill]

Its so sad how all these people look like jackasses

[Flash11I19]

2009, wasn´t bad, it was awesome in fact. It was 2008 that sucked soooo hard.

[AgentCraig358]

1:20 It was also the locker room

[oxe161]

08 sucked

09 meh

10 holy shit they made sony and microsoft their bitches

but 10 for micro...i felt really angry at them...i mean im not a micro fan...but god damn they fed to the family and not the gamers...wtf

[vicenteo09]

beautiful!

[eyeball999eye]

Not gonna lie, new super mario bros wii was a great game with bros. Beating that game with some crazy stoned mother fucker throwing barrels at your face when you least expect it, tossing you off fucking cliffs and jumping on your head to get to a ledge, leaving you to fall to your death is pretty awesome. I had way more fun playing through nsmbwii with bros than I ever would in a COD game.

[P2KPancakes]

maybe this is brain age for .. your back side :P haha

[tichergeorge]

Nintendo has always been fail :/

[wazman]

@tichergeorge

you seen e3 2010?

nintendo completey kicked ass

micro$oft sucked badly and sony was not bad but not great either

[TheBigStupidHead]

Fuck the new Mario stuff... I liked Super Mario Bros 3

[LuigiFan128]

I tell you wii music is fail, its also only 300Mb

[SuperJonnyMario]

lol ur doing it wrong

[Or4ANGEpm]

The nintendo's conference are always retarded!

They talk about super mario all the time,geez...I hope

there's other games other than MARIO.

[sikokiller12]

haha i remember this conference... the stage looks fucking horrible, it looks like a recycled area where 3rd party's do there conference lol... im glad this E3 was fantastic from nintendo

oh and what happened to that Cammy duneway? she never showed up on stage at all? has nintendo realized that Reggie is a fantastic spokesperson for the conference and not cammy?

[Goomba4001]

I'd say Microsoft almost topped this E3 with the Kinect... Nintendo was absolutely terrible that E3.

[Astrotom3000]

@Goomba4001 The Kinect is a stupid unoriginal gimmick. How the hell did they top nintendo with that POS?

[Goomba4001]

@Astrotom3000 I meant "topped" as in the embarrassment/stupidity, not quality of what they were showing.

[SuperJonnyMario]

@Goomba4001 Kinect? plz, u might as well got ps3 or like 100 Wiis then get that thing. Wii did it first. but really wut happens is, ps2 did it first with the eye toy and that is wut kinect is. a reply of the eye toy that people hated in the end

[Goomba4001]

@SuperJonnyMario I know the Kinect is shit. See my response to Astrotom3000...

[Wilford870]

I like the part where she says you can enter the locker room.

[zakiemon]

lol 2008 was a bad E3, but I thought that 2009 wasn't bad, they announced 2 Mario games and Metroid. 2010 should be good though.

[TheDraggot]

@zakiemon

HEY I'M FROM THE FUTURE, JUST WARNING YOU TO THINK AGAIN.

[SkylightOmega]

"The answer wasn't just more enemies, more levels, more items...it was also--

"The locker room."

roflmao the BEST editing ever. Nice.

[Dnize]

lol the guy with the drums.

[animewolfOtakuwolf]

And guess what, if you want something DECENT for Wii you have to look at games made by that few third partyes that still make up something for it (because Nintendo itself doesen't MAKE games anymore, maximum, they recycle)

[Goomba4001]

@animewolfOtakuwolf Recycled, sure, but they're still good. :P

[Forgivins1n]

Are they jerking the remotes?

[AshanRandyYoshi55555]

i dnt get it -_-

[Exziron99]

I love how she's so serious :3

"Wii Fit. Plus..........."

"Today......Here's his answer.." LOLOL

brain age for your backside? My ass! (get it?)

[neonzion7]

wats in the locker room 0.0

[ehchkayy]

@neonzion7 candyy

[SakuraAvalon]

They're geniuses! 4 player on a game? Never heard of that before! They must've worked real hard on this one.

[undocumentedspot]

4 players using motion sensor. that's what they are talking about

[J0K3Y1]

i dont think that the wii is the best but

its one of my favorites

[MRLoquendo1990]

lol

[XxcrawlinginmyskinxX]

YOU CAN NOW ENTER THE LOCKER ROOM

[randomgamerdude9]

@XxcrawlinginmyskinxX DO NOT LOOK INTO THE OPERATIONAL END OF THE DEVICE

[hypernova1024]

@XxcrawlinginmyskinxX 69 people like that ;)