Voicemail Theater: Season 2 Ep. 11

[whatisV]

he faild now give me cookie

[MaskMan131]

I still cant believe Machinima used my voicemail during the warning screen! xD

[PhoenixXZY]

lol, just pause it at 0:11 and read

its funny

[stormtrooperge]

lol you go Emperor Palpatine :D

[Steamytounge30]

Machinima thats a good reason to make machinima!

[LolcatsMunch]

cat girls for teh lawlkat

[MediaCentralVids]

I didnt eat all my vegetables... but I still wana watch MACHINIMA

[BlindedByDeath]

Q(-_-Q)

[Halox45]

that alfred thing when he dies is fucked up

[ChristJesusDiedForU]

duude read the thing in the front its amaazing!!

[Nhanzter]

this got me in trouble!!

[PivotWarKingDX117]

how it get u in trouble

[ZACY29]

CAT GIRLS!!!!

[jordynh08]

:) YEEEEEEEES!!!!!

[lIWhateverIl]

But I don't wanna eat my vegetables! Q.Q

[spartan117even]

i succeeded to fail

[lieutenanterrrrrrrr]

CAT GIRLS THEY INSPIRE EVERYONE!

[SporeDood96]

Yes, yes they do:)

[OMGitsDSypl]

the answer to the riddle is that i failed seeing that i failed to fail. gimmie a cookie (::)<(o_o<

[deth2550]

yay got cat girls o.o

[EXOCHEESEF]

have u guys ever read the warnings, its pretty funny shit

[thegoaliekid]

yeah

[westcoast455]

Ok.. im scanning my computer right now.. and it shows the files it goes through.. like it says "SecurityRisk" and stuff like that but it says not a threat any1 have anything to say to this?

[ClassOf200718]

What kind of files is it showing?

[random88cats]

WILLYs!

[spiderleg13]

MOPTAPUSSES!!!

[smoky90210]

I hope my message finished the Alfred jokes.

[Jackmansix]

the warrning the beginning is hilarious!

[layarteBdnAevoL]

I gotta eat all my vegetables? WHYYYYY? THAT'S BULLSHIT!

[NightOfSacae]

im the last guy

[WorstDoublesPartner]

The second one.... eh?

[FishInABarrelStudios]

OMG! I was just on voicemail theater! Im the one at the very beginning saying the warning. THANK YOU MACHINIMA! There is a god!

[darkosliger0]

awesome my best friend is the voice for the last sprtan

[ZCpartyhero]

HAHA cat lady pick me!!!

if only she was'nt pixle

[smoky90210]

It hasnt been 20 fuckin times.Your just a one timer.

[stivking]

...Whatever you say...

[Halo3Gh3]

yes more cats i need them put in all voicemails

[fallentemple]

what happend to da swears

[fullmetalmc]

the warning was funny

[MotorolaW385]

ya i did it was odd

[meepenator3]

epic end

[uquph]

i read the warning at the beggining it was wierd

[clonemate55]

booo xbox live =p

[shadowmad1]

cat girls inspire me to every day

[xSpartanWarrior117x]

Cat Girls...

[stivking]

The show is now a lot less funny mostly because now people leaving voice mails are trying to be funny.Or they are just repeating something someone said before.

[smoky90210]

Its called a continued joke dipshit.

[Bowser1213]

Anybody else notice that this show got a LOT LESS FUNNY once Dead Pixel took it over?

[caboose901]

hell yeah i notice

[f123456789knvm]

why so mean to cat girls! they are hot...and wierd...machinima are you addicted to cats or something?

[DoubleMoonz]

Well, I sent Hannah Montana pictures of me and my cats :D

[JuiceBoxProd]

you have to send a voice message to Machinima Com on xbox live.

[Krator15]

What's with these guys and cat girls?

[SH4D0WS74LK]

cant understand em

[SH474M]

Soreloser...no seriously.

[birddie01]

why you dont play halo because i think your are gay

[ECWUSA1995]

what did he say at the very begginging during the "warning"

[SuicidalBunnyProd]

OMG lol if you listen closely in the opening you hear the oh so classic line "WHY THAT'S BULL SHIT!" ha

[sooperzoop]

in the old episodes, you could hear it clearly in the beginning but i guess they changed the intro now.

[LichKingSkullWart]

That's because it was annoying!

[DamAwesomeFilms]

DAMN! That second one sounded exactly like my friend.

[BardseyAndBurlo]

strange...

[GenghisKan]

GAY!

[memyselfdinges]

u want tobe gay when u grow up GenghisKan?

im not suprised

[GenghisKan]

mmm yes, cause that's what I totaly meant by that. Just like the way your already gay waiting untill someone finds you attractive and go over to the melon shack and eat them. ALL. indeed that was what I meant by that.

[my1drive]

when i grow up i whant to be Master Chief

[Halokid189]

HELL YA. Or Pshcho from Crysis

[Aurongel]

I want to be a police car

[lulzScottz]

I have pronz of cat gurlz on mai screen saver :D

[Hamun002]

Cat Girls FOR THE WIN!!!

[Xemnasfuhr47]

got to love dem CAT GIRLS!!

[somedood99]

lolz im gonna do mine in a chinese accent or filipino accent ( ASIA FTW)

[CGprototype]

yup this new season of voice mail sucks

[Y2Jake]

The opening's "WHY? THAT'S BULLSHIT!" thing is really starting to piss me off now. Get a new opening plz kthx.

[willisespionage]

WHY? THAT'S BULLSHIT!

[MadSnowmen]

haha thats the only reason why i watch voicemail theater that part is teh best

[oOoOoOwned3141592]

OH YES... CAT GIRLS

[Halo22Crap]

I finished my vegitables!

[Like520Ninjas]

rofl i love the warining XD

[beatdarude1]

lol the warning sign talk about getting side tracked

[cheesemuffin778]

shit i havent eaten my vegitbles yet

[ballz2tehwallz]

the cat girls boobs are crooked when shes on the computer...

[noupoi]

ROFL @ the Warning in the beginning

[jimmie330]

i actually "lolled" :D

[goldlee]

CAT GIRLS FTW! =D Now, excuse me. I gotta go do something...

[nachoguy5]

cat girls ^_^

[zombine64]

Two words.....

Cat girls

(me) i wanna start making machinima oO

[arcaneuser210]

I will watch machinima and vegetables be damned!

[nightmarepackman]

When i grow up i wanna be a truck that carries machinimas balls lol

[Fjboy932]

R.I.P Alfred, he was a "good boy"

[kengenerals]

yeah you guys can thank me for asking the question what inspired them to make machinima

cat girls ftw!!

[Lostfaith1980]

CAT GIRLS!!! WOOOT!!! LOL ^_^

[vbdude006]

lol anybody bother to read the fake disclaimer at the start

[runindry]

Easy riddle, you failed. You failed at failing...No it's not a double negative.

[MyVansRCrak]

Uhhh lol....? When i grow up, i wanna be a greeter at Wal-Mart. Or be O.G. Mudbone.

[Guandy]

the guy with a plastic cock?

[MyVansRCrak]

Yupyup. And he has to act while doing all that stupid stuff. lol.

[Guandy]

I lol'd xD

[MyVansRCrak]

lol'd at what?

[blackie1012]

Yer SRS?

[korea88]

dude did ppl really get that anal over this machinima that they had to have a disclaimer.

[cumtomyh0use]

lower down the fucking beep sound dam machinima

[BRONCOWEN]

Lol I love the ending with the baby voice.

[smil111yea]

HAAAAAAAHAHA... cat girls XD

[ultralayer]

Alfred.........Alfred.........­ALFRED!!!!!!!!!

[UNSCsTAG117]

You've succeded to fail. Now wheres my cookie?!

[HALOGUNNYSGT]

It's at the top of Mount Everest lololol

[UNSCsTAG117]

FUCK! Well the new journey to begins.

[angeldevouver]

BUT I DON'T LIKE VEGETABLES!!!!!*breaks the table, smacks my parents and goes on machinima* lol but seriously, eat the vegetables.

[sweeterskillz]

whhy thats bullshit

[WockeeNamedWookie]

I just had tempura! ME WANT MORE MACHINIMA NOW!

[TGSCombatArmsHacker]

*gives veggies to dog* eaten.

[BUBBLESTHECHIMP]

alfred?? nooo!!!!

[GroundZer0Media]

BUT I DONT LIKE MY VEGGIES!

[skylar598]

lol i read that whole thing

[DantehMan]

Lots of hilarious puns in that opening warning. Good stuff machinima!

[sepie]

LOL Cat Girls XD

[L337COD4]

Lol.

[sgtdestroy]

That's what she said.

[TankManer]

most likely a youtube bug

[wargasm1337]

dell sucks

[521182]

Bow Chicka Bow Wow

[skaman125]

caboose, what did i tell you about that?!?!

[521182]

Hey Chicka Bum Bum

[Shadow809]

Same here played the demo at cousins house and i got the feeling that i was playing COD and bioshock mix

[LtFerret]

But i hate green beans =(

*groans*

[hussi434]

lol that was funny

[helloimme92]

Yay number who gives a FUCK!

[TankManer]

why is this not poping up on my subscriptions?

is anyone else geting this too?

[KSmittlez]

I am...Its annoying

[widowmaker517]

yeah...in your subscription box on the main page, click "show all"...then just look for it...

[hal0dude134]

hahaha

[worshiphamsters]

yehy number 10th

[hobojoe285]

i toke the time to read the warning o-o i'm scared for life.

[asdfgh123qwepoi]

WOOT CATGIRLS

[steelfist93]

well.. somebody's been watching too much anime. no complaints though

[haterhats]

meep moop

[Hellogamemaniac]

FTW!!!!

[beazel]

SMELLY BLACK UTERUS

[lilnicky492]

thats not true man i care... i care

[Elefunte]

oolloolollo