Scary Killer Snakes, World Biggest Snake Ever!

[MrHellohel]

namef the song?its beautiful,hahaha i can hear trust trust do you trust me jake the snake roberts theme in the vackground.lol

[TFpoop]

@marzakiomiller lol, nice try.

[SuperMaryah10]

Why r my pants wet?!?!

[231allen231]

Chuck Norris called, he wants his dick back.

[chesleycareystar]

VEGETARIAN SNAKE??? Would be interesting.

[XxLaa4aaLxX]

such a stupid people!!!...snakes are beautiful creatures...there´s much more bigger chance you´ll die while you´re walking down the street than being strangled by snake!!!

[sibel2100]

lydı ne budtı takımı tvarımı

[lollypopmuzi]

Ahhh Im So Scared Im Gon Hav Nightmares Lol

[sicsicksix]

Nice vid! What's the title of the music you used?

[MsBetboo]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[subtector]

0:13 okey hes just fucking fat ahahg fatass... argh pls dont eat me!

[jonasbomann]

Search for the word FLUFFY and SNAKE!!!!

[MrBill5000000]

I have seen bigger

[karatefreaklol]

Wow

[shrekastig]

1:01 wat da??? XD

[Redfanta123]

Most of the snakes were Burmese pythons!

[Viciousdrissicious]

@sonaaro maybe because snakes can see through clothes. No?

[jenaris1000]

Sharck

[044614866100]

ตัวใหญ่จังวะ

[Morocco4p]

I like the tune !

[Imagynuity]

top comments=potty language.

[zethao2]

Anaconda r peaceful snake tat rarely as in 97% of the time don't even attack humans unless provoke badly n python r just plan killers tho cool

[MexicanJumpingBean89]

@wayneman117 cuz of people like you and i

[Wayneman117]

over 21 Mil hits on this video....Whyyyyy??!!

[houserampage]

AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[houserampage]

FUCK! I PEEDED ON MY PANTS!!

[houserampage]

FUCK MAN...I AM SCARED NOW...

[houserampage]

OH SHIT...SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

[GoffalZim]

i once punched a python in its face. it got scared and left before shyt went down.

[ONZLOW1000]

ahhhhh!! snake! snake! its crawlin up my ass!! its gona eat my sh## whole man!!!!

[iUploadNoVidz]

LOOK AT THE VIDEO RESPONSE! "A talking SNAKE! Believe it or not!"

[FalancioCastor]

what is the background music?

[gasmurrin]

@FalancioCastor its called gay.

[FalancioCastor]

@gasmurrin what?

[FJ67CIWA]

2:02 for the pic on the thumbnail WHAT THE FUCK

[bayram8122]

31231

[PHDdARkNeSs]

@sonaaro coz thats some snakey shit to do

[khenedi100]

awesome ii wonder how much it ways

[HPMCRfreakazoid22912]

im.never.going.to.hunt.snakes.­with.my.sister.......

[knowthytruth]

here in the phils. we see snake like a fried chicken the bigger the better...

[aporigine]

1:30 SpecOps carryout!!

[jordanator911]

when i went on holiday i saw an anaconda

[moises2257]

dead america

[cutegaramond18]

wew

[ChromeTone1]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyy ggggggggoddddddddddddddddddddd­dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd­dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd­ddddd pariody of movie troll

[cmsdc007]

0:42 is there a snake or a crocodile?:|LoL

[Gameinema]

@cmsdc007 Snake that tried to eat a gator. That was down here in Florida.

[TFpoop]

I'm tired of seeing snakes. If I search biggest snake in the world on Youtube, FUCKING SHOW ME THE BIGGEST SNAKE IN THE WORLD ON YOUTUBE.

[jonozono]

i agree



[marzakiomiller]

@TFpoop Hi Riley, Hey everyone. This guys name is Riley. Hes so proud to have the most ups. He called me on skype and posted it on facebook. Today, a dream comes true. #DREAMS4LYFFE

[AKOthePERSIANkiller]

I AM BIG TO ;-P YEAHH

[MakiahTime]

Hes just giving the alligator a hug right?

[boronghousegtk]

titanoboa is a shit compared to these snakes and the yacumama. Scientists say it was 45 feet long. Huh, what's the big deal? There are snakes that get bigger than that in the present world and I got one in my pants without using Viagra.

[raulalbinesfiesta]

J.lo saw another bigger, i think she saw the biggest ANACONDA !

[zinbay100]

My favorite animal is snake :)

[DerMegachiller]

@Soap9600 you havent got one

[SOAP9600]

My dick is bigger dan all of dose snakes

[888selgomezrocks]

I hav seen bigger ones

[cass521]

Iv seen bigger -.-

[gg2000gg2000]

it's not the biggest snake alright. the biggest snake is in my pants.

[KillahEnte]

the snake at the 15s is from the movie Anaconda !!! the old version

[sagemode28]

I read in a book that some people discovered that the largest snake in history was gigantophis which could get 75ft long!

[fcecilia1982]

Wow!:p

[kiriqka13]

so why they killed the snakes? ... morons

[yendb]

Man, this song is the shit.

[detr0itwhiteb0y313]

Damn

[HatesStupidPeople194]

the snake at 17 looks so satanic looking in those eyes, also looks like a vagina mouth lmao

[ojaneziio]

งูอะไรตัวโคตรใหญ่เลยอ่ะ ใหญ่ไปไหมเนี้ย

[srmrRidz]

its biger..hu3

[MrAudiophile1981]

I'd like to make a porn to this music

[iwanttobeanun]

wow the one around the stag-like animal was pretty amazing

[hunterrfb]

1:04 this guy is on "spike" all the time for "MANswers" and "1000 ways to die"

[Davidnstarj]

0:59 Shiny butt for dinner!

[surecomau]

Check out - Huge emu attacks saleman for a better deal. Some fun VFX on an old promo

[SirIgorHatake]

My dick i's a lot bigger.

[Titant2]

@SirIgorHatake

How do you know? You haven't seen it for years fatboy... :trollface:

[SirIgorHatake]

@Titant2 You'r jealous becouse mine is bigger then your's! Hater .|.

[nostalgiamelancolia1]

I never cease to wonder how these giant snakes can swallow a prey that's largest than their bodies and it won't damage their organs inside of them.

[armido110]

0:56

The police officers like:Yo guys i'm taking this home.

[runescapeHACKtester9]

0:32 CANT BR REAL THAT BABY WOULD BE LIKE WTF WTF MOMMY MOMMY I SHIT MAH SELF

[exotics4lyfe]

@runescapeHACKtester9 maybe he was on meth and not care. lol

[avril9x210]

china is threat to the world destroy for world peace now

[dalleydawg]

They aint got shit on Nagini...

[SnowArmoni]

god dam that is long

[MrMrfazle]

the megaconda is the largest snake in the world oh yes they do exist

[MihaelBanjaLuka]

0:17 looks like my grandmom hahahah

[MsBrowniesRule]

@MihaelBanjaLuka Lol it looks like my sister

[frogger832]

The biggest snake is in my pants

[TyonHydn]

have u seen my snake???? 

[godzilla5687]

if a burnesse python and a african rock python mated it could make a man eating super snake

[ElectronixMan]

@godzilla5687 or a retic with anaconda.... or burmese with retic

[tururuanthony]

snakes only kill because we are all idiots and think snikes , sharks, etc are assasins , they are not, they kill to survive , did u kill to survive??? NO.

[MsBrowniesRule]

@tururuanthony if your gonna prove a point, then prove that snikes is a word because last time i checked it was spelled SNAKES!

[tururuanthony]

@MsBrowniesRule lol my fail

[MsBrowniesRule]

@tururuanthony sorry for bieng so harsh, lol.

[lisachineserooster]

whos the author of that native american music..it sounds nice....

[turkyish]

a green anocanda would easily be able to eat a man,,,,,,EASY,,,im surprised it hasnt happend yet

[BAMnadeau]

@turkyish yeah they're able to, but they wont because they dont see you as food. They're only defensive when you approach them,

[ti07shadow]

@turkyish we taste gross to them :p

[leckers101]

THOSE ARE HECK AWSOME SNAKES

[shoponify]

Mr smart9999 you arshole go and fuck your urine stinking mother you bastard no wonder GB has the most bastard growth out of this world you guys know just fuck let ur mum have kid and go for another mum

U westem mother fucker BASTARD I piss on u . U know you have to go to Dubai one of the best rich Arab sexy women's are fuckin piece of shit .

[Pwn3dyou]

@shoponify hate to say it... your comment neither makes sense nor is it structured so that anyone with any knowledge of english at all can read this.... have a nice day =)

[MrSmart9999]

سبحان الله وبحمده سبحان الله العضيم

[EXiS091]

@MrSmart9999

arab bitch

[MrSmart9999]

@EXiS091 I'm arab but I fuck ur sis with little money

[EXiS091]

@MrSmart9999

im sorry but u r talking with some1 who is already fucked your nationality with 2 things ! money & COCK.

so fuck off & divert my cock in your religion

[MrSmart9999]

@EXiS091

It seems you glad that someone like me give honor for some1cheap like you it seems to me from your words that you are still at the age of puberty, when he went

Aldt and to learn some morals and no doubt it is capable of learning them and I Xi You have to learn Arabic to know the meaning of recent literature  I'm coming

After two weeks and tell your sister to one in this period, I will look for other

[EXiS091]

@MrSmart9999

i lived in Dubai for 13 years loool i swear to your allah , that i fucked many of u arab mother fuckers loool u dont believe me lol your girls were telling me "our mans dont know how to fuck looool" wtf r u talking about honor looool ? u lizard eater talking about honor looooooool ? god damn it =))

go on son , fuck your religion and try to live in real life lool

funniest thing is , Emarati people were telling me , KSA people r the most STUPID ppl on the earth loooooool bitch xD

[MsBrowniesRule]

@EXiS091 Your saying all of that, most i saw was looooooooooooool tahts not even a word so your right..people ARE STUPID! YOU!

[MsBrowniesRule]

@EXiS091 your a street hooker arn't you? thats what it sounds like, thats what your mom said, thats what your grandma said, and she told me, you really cheap.. she only paid like 5 bucks for an all nighter.

[EXiS091]

@MsBrowniesRule

dreaming looool

i told u r a bitch ! last comment was for 3 weeks ago , but now u r replying ! why ? because u want me to fuck u up again but i wont ! neither your mama ! so stfu and fuck your fucking family for me plz

[Tiburone15]

@EXiS091 Ignorance and hate is what comes to your mind.

[flagger780768]

i need to drain my snake.

[mhiggy11]

so do all snake mouths look like vaginas?

[greatfanofg]

@mhiggy11 Yeah, u shud try puttin ur penis in them, den u'll come to know dat u cnt do any sex :P

[MiseriaSTSCantare]

@greatfanofg I just put it in an anaconda's mouth. It was fine goin in... then I tried to pull out........

[Grosero80]

@mhiggy11

No, only female snakes

[TulleyStudios]

@mhiggy11 yes.

[buffalosabres2126]

@mhiggy11 ur gettin some nasty ass pussy if it looks like that bro lol

[madbandicooot]

@mhiggy11 lol that's funny and true. :D

[daar22284]

is snake yummy?

[Gtafan103]

Damn Nature You Scary!!!!

[IgnitedAirsoft]

thats chuck norris dick when its negative 3 degrees outside

[silencesoloud12]

@IgnitedAirsoft That's what Chuck Norris wants you to think his dick is like, at any temperature. It's actually less than an inch.

[Fallout3sFinest]

thumbs up if the first thing you thought when you saw the snake at 0:14 was, "wow what a pussy" (take that however you want to)

[Janareth]

1:15 I think that is the biggest snake ive ever seen a pic of

[zezimarules1]

Thanks for the awesome music. It really is my favourite.

[moclov1800]

Shocking that you didn't put a lame ass metal song that everyone else does. Props for that haha

[GeorgiaIsOnMyMind]

okay video but awesome music; almost lets you take a walk in the rainforest.

[TheBloodBaron]

In order for a snake's jaws to be wide enough to allow the human shoulder's to pass it would have to be ~ 27' long. Not worried about any of the snakes in the video trying to eat me, actually.

[floramaster1]

@NotThatGuy523 he mean is dick

[ih8tegatorh8ters]

a black guy sees a snake tht big what does he say? " run nigga! "

[dmm4lifev2]

@ih8tegatorh8ters thats rasist

[ih8tegatorh8ters]

@dmm4lifev2 its also true

[mrmordecaigreen]

biggest nake in the world is in Java Indonesia. Reticulated python measuring 48ft....983 pounds. Unlike other animals Pythons do not stop growing, if they can continue to find food they become huge.

[TheBeltones]

This snake is at gurnee mall in illinois, seen it a bunch of times

[MrMetallica211]

913 people dont know what a snake is

[FlammingPheonix21]

1:03 I think we know what happened to bambii's mom

[jogibaer92]

damn nature, you scary!

[TheMisMisery]

Wow! Those are big! Hmmm I think I'll stick to my 15 in baby corn snake! Then well see if I can handle a big one after mine grows up!

[paybydate]

gr888888

[ancoloco]

WHAT THE FUCK

[codmaniac1234]

holy hell

[Suburbandaredevil1]

is this real ?



[ddzzful]

@Suburbandaredevil1 yes

[fgv112]

0:14 scared the shits out of me! :O

[irishgummybear]

the natives can use these snakes as a free jump rope!

[mehwhatupdok]

DAM NATURE, YOU SCARY!

[MyFlavaflav]

This is hard to masterbate to

[banooja]

@MyFlavaflav well what you can do is pause at 0:02 and imagine that to be a girls vagina?

[SrRAFAGAS]

@MyFlavaflav I did it just fine

[Pwn3dyou]

@MyFlavaflav your missus vag has teeth???

[hunterrfb]

@Pwn3dyou lol

[Channel0727]

@misfit750 ._. woman nd idc x.x it seems like it will attack me even if i walk past without doing anything :I nd besides that snake is bigger then me it can swollow me full

[misfit750]

@Channel0727 SEEMS like it.

[nattakit1986]

ตัวเฮี้ย..ไรว่ะฮ่ะ..



[jjmd845gunLOVER]

probably Jake the snake Roberts 6 ft snake 

[kimmlyboobitch]

I thought they ate bunnys not alligators

[digitalph33rfannum]

those are all Burmese and green anacondas!! not even close the largest are reticulated pythons

[Qillstack]

My snake is bigger and sprays white acid at enemies

[oldbitty100]

i am so glad I don't live near the jungle

[trunksdbzful]

What kind of snake pets do yall have?!