THE FUNNIEST WALKER TEXAS RANGER CLIP EVER!!!

[73f1004x4]

Chuck "A plane crashed here". Woman "how can you tell?", Chuck "I can taste fuel". Dont make fun of Chuck Norris>

[bizzarrogeorge]

Hilarious!

[KingOfKatamari]

He drinks jet fuel, this is only natural.

[NFgiorgosjack]

LOL i see dislikes... rest in peace ppl

[MrSpoonicorn]

*sees clear plane crash signs* *eats crap* what are you doing? umm....Plane crashed here...what are you doing...

[thebombdigity124]

i feel so bad for 20 people

[Dreamy2dream]

love it!! hahahaha

[skaterocker131]

why do ppl think that chuck norris is so badass if it were now he would

slam my head into thekebord 8u 6yikkhujikolikyhgtikol;'likjmh­nbgjkcanvhgdhjfgvmdfbjh hfjfbv

[HabboPineMovie]

he didnt pushes himself down, the push the earth up.

[f16tuga]

I wonder how are YOU still alive ... No wait hoo you just dident realize yet YOU poor soul ....

[VayuPurana]

the top comments intertwine so well lmao

[Zach3vans]

I personally hate how every single person say chuck norris is so great he's just an actor, If he was reall the great he'd be behind me smashing my head into the keyboaslbapvgpaibrv;pgbv gdhjkjkl;fsafragre4awdhbwbv

[blodygi]

Chuck Norris can win a stairing contest with his eyes closed..

[stropheum]

This soil tastes a lot like that plane I ate last year. Must've been a crash

[TheChrises16]

Chuck Norris used to have fake audience laughs.Then he took an arrow to the knee.

[xXN1GHTxSTALK3RXx]

did you see that he pushed the earth down

[Ezio9791]

I used to eat dirt too... Until i took an arrow in the knee.

[Bladevampirek]

@Ezio9791 /watch?v=ezEKIADMNa0

[NoPathAhead]

Clearly Chuck Norris doesn't kiss the Earth, the Earth kissed him.

[cashratemoney]

Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.

[GooglyBeast]

Chuck Norris can Jump without Jumping

[clonemagic]

@GooglyBeast he doesn't jump, he pushes the planet down.

[kingbotz]

He said "Anti-Christ" here

[MDSVes]

there is jet fuel in the dirt.

[BansheeMilk]

The only reason we know Jesus was on the cross was because CHUCK tasted the dirt in Bethlehem. Andbecause there wer 3 nails found in CHUCK's Toolshed.

[gunawanfahri]

chuk is un fit when filmed this, look he is walking rather than flying

[HeadbangakillstheKKK]

@halfvulcan that was a good one, can't beat that one

[RandomUsername010]

This video was recorded with dirt.

[qtcdlb420]

Only chuck norris would know if a plane crashed by eating dirt

[ennylekalb]

Has anyone on tv made such an accidental franchise for themselves?

[MegaDyneSystemsExe]

@ennylekalb yep, watch 'CSI - Miami'  lol

[bmcgowan89]

@MegaDyneSystemsExe Why is this funny? I paid money to see National Treasure, and there's nothing funny about that. Nothing.

[johnlovesbridge]

I thought he said "Playing Christ here"

[BloodyLoveEnglish]

@johnlovesbridge A PLANE CRASHED HERE. (cough)Idiot(COUGh)

[DCakaElfboy]

@johnlovesbridge lol But Chuck Norris would never play Christ

Christ would play Chuck Norris

[333Jmay]

man chuck norris you just seriously funny. damn man

who is writing your script.

yo chuck what ever u do man dont forget to eat that dirt

and smell mother natures ass.

[MrInsaneMixer]

I wonder what would he found if he had sex with the ground.

[mitchnoriss]

@MrInsaneMixer thats how the moon was born

[TheRomanBond007]

The bloodhounds kneel to Chuck Norris' prescence, as he takes his job as a senses animal.

[Driinex]

Anybody here from TvTropes? Sniff Sniff Nom, yo.

[rainboy9]

a plane crashed here. and then a dog shit here. and then someone dropped a pickle here... classic dill...

[Blado1988]

did chuck just push the earth down then?

[poet279]

@Blado1988 No, I think he raped it.

[pablitosalado142]

Chuck norris dont eat , food go to him

[FrangiPaint]

...seems legit

[GrowlingOyster]

when Chuck Norris touched the soil the next day it was gone

[acdane2010]

a dog shit here

[snoobeagle]

No, a bull ejaculated here!

[tridentmovies]

@halfvulcan

If you stopped right after "No, the wreckage is right over there" it would have been an awesome skit right out of a Zucker movie (Naked Gun, Airplane etc), because it would have left the audience guessing why the hell he would be tasting the dirt.

[aoeuuiaiui]

I remember this episode. The scene goes:

"The plane crashed here"

"You can tell that by tasting dirt?"

"There's fuel in the dirt"

Fairly straightforward. :)

[soulcalibur22]

@aoeuuiaiui "and there's dirt in my teeth" lol

[TheFingerbuns]

@aoeuuiaiui

I don't think many people know jet fuel by taste.

[aoeuuiaiui]

@TheFingerbuns Chuck Norris eats jet fuel with cereal for breakfast.

[oeyesea]

Was it a regular plane crash or a Cool Ranch plane crash?

[xdharokbarrowsx]

and ppl say chuck norris jokes arent true >.>

[WickedTRX]

And I thought Horatio Cain was cool....

[CaptainAndyman]

Chuck Norris can taste a plane crash!

[BudzMcgr33n]

Chuck Norris killed Saddam and Osama. With one bird.

[karrrdo]

"Playing Crysis two" :D

[gumpandjennay]

Chuck Norris uses real Nuns on his nunchucks.

[kcallen12886]

@gumpandjennay Back in the day, nunchucks were known as nunbarrys. After meeting Chuck Norris, nobody knows what happened to Barry.

[uberjorge5737]

NORRIS CAN KILL ALL BIRDS WITH NO STONES HE USES ...THE STARE

[zsushicomrade]

That piece of dirt he spit out will grow a diamond tree.

[totaLybeetLeJuice]

when the worms saw chuck licking the dirt... they dug to china

[orion27ification1]

At first I thought he was sniffing Manure and literally eating it even if it was Manure it wouldn't bother Chuck Norris cause Chuck Norris eats anything including Granite.

[thundabolt16sta]

When Norris did a push-up, he didn't push himself up, he pushed the earth down.

[swaggthrudaroof]

@atom2009 3

[ChildrenofAmory]

Nice job Aragorn, how did you figure that out?

By the taste of the dirt, of the big chunks of airplane jutting out of the ground *camera pans slowly to the right to see the tail of a 747, a wing, all on fire, the burning pilot running back and forth, screaming something about how his plane "crashed" whatever that means.

He was vague, but what do you expect he's on FIRE.

Seriously though Chuck, are sure you're not just tasting the crashed plane you had for lunch earlier?

[atom2009]

Norris can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

[GuysTheOther]

@atom2009 Correction, he can kill 2 stones with one bird

[atom2009]

@GuysTheOther LOL I knew the joke and still typed it wrong.

[SaB4563]

@atom2009 incorrect, chuck norris can kill 2 stones with one bird

[petergriffin001]

@SaB4563 Chuck Norris can kill anything with any amount of birds.

[juffan]

I remember watching this one on tv. It was my favourite

[DoyenOfDestruction]

Shitballs.... Norris stole my technique to look for crashed planes... FUCK! Now I'm out of a job.

[ConradoThePirate]

@halfvulcan I laughed pretty hard at this.

[F0Xhound009]

a plane crashed here? WTF LOL

[Linava09]

LOL the plane crash here

[JerFhilm]

What a fucking dork. I bet David Caruso got his 'acting skills' from watching Walker Texas Ranger. WTF is he putting in his mouth anyway? You can SMELL jet fuel, you don't have to stick it in your mouth.

[slaxls1]

@JerFhilm HA!

[briantotse3]

LOL

[dinoatcharterdotnet]

That soil is now blessed. It shall live forever.

[killingfrenzy1993]

chuck norris should make a super hero movie

[shereDsingh]

@killingfrenzy1993 A superhero should make a chuck norris movie

[Mishai87]

@killingfrenzy1993 No he cant...because noone in universe will stand agaist chuck ...they can stand agaist texas ranger or some movie role but noooooone will stand agaist chuck:D:D:D...

[parker2hip320]

@Seymourbbest CHUCK NORRIS WILL OWN U FOR SAYING THAT!!! Oh wait.... Ur probbably already dead

[seymourbbest]

Texas Ranger ---one of the most bland generic shows ever. Norris is an awful actor too.

[truegwbfan]

@seymourbbest are you still alive?

[Sargicus]

@seymourbbest BOO CHUCK NORRIS IS AWESOME AND TEXAS RANGER HAS AWESOME SCENES

[OBDjFH05]

Reminds me of the old joke: looks like it, smells like it, tastes like it...sure glad I didn't step in it

[josh131987]

@OBDjFH05 your glad you didnt step in it because you tasted it and it was gross?

[aquarianbabe]

Eating dirt tells you there's been a plane crash?! o.O How about the big damned crater in the ground. If there's no hole there; then this plane crash was a while ago and pretty damned irrelavent.

[RomanXNS]

@aquarianbabe

Damaged plane sprays burnt and unburnt fuel over a large area. Kerosene is easy to smell.

[aquarianbabe]

@RomanXNS Thanks for the explanation, but still I'm like ok. Walker Texas Ranger is not exactly know for it's good plot lines. I watch it to laugh. That at McGuyver. I never realized how crazy a lot of shows were until I grew up.

[RomanXNS]

@aquarianbabe

Yeah, well, I'm not saying that eating dirt is not crazy. I just say it's technically plausible if you assume some things about time, place and stuff. Actually, I'd bet that they made wrong assumptions in the show :)

[esiosan]

When Chuck Norris' saliva touched the ground the grass became a giant tree forest. Now we know who created the Garden of Eden. Thank you Chuck Norris!

[MrQuinceJam]

Chuck Norris can make you laugh like no one else when you've had a bad day, without trying.

[MegaUSAUSAUSA]

Goodness, all you cloistered dandies sure have a crush on chuckles. For the record, I did get a mild case of flatulance after posting my original comment, but that has since passed. So much for his fabulous, Rainbow Princess like powers.

[MegaUSAUSAUSA]

chuck norris is a bad american joke, and an international laughing stock. the embodiment of US arrogance, self righteous ignorance. Oh ya, and he hasnt a lick of talent.

[DDRfanatik]

@MegaUSAUSAUSA

Good Lord apparently you know nothing about Chuck Norris at all. All you retards who hate on him have no intelligence, plus zero backup for your comments and claims about him. Why don't you actually look him up and see the stuff he's done? Like SERVE OUR COUNTRY!!!

[andycf87]

@MegaUSAUSAUSA ... chuck norris fucked your momma

[QuesoGr7]

@MegaUSAUSAUSA

STFU and stop being a party pisser....

[Batawm]

@MegaUSAUSAUSA I'm afraid you're dead now. Trash talk Chuck Norris and you're automatically dead.

[DDRfanatik]

@gman999000 dude back me up here! liekkek is being a total ass about Chuck Norris and how he thinks he could beat him up. Help me prove this asshole wrong!

[gman999000]

WHAT DID HE TASTE????????

[DDRfanatik]

@Liekkek

dude you fail. You couldn't beat up Chuck Norris if he gave you the first 100 punches. And him being 70 years old anda Christian doesn't make him a faggot. It makes him even more badass, you tard!

go kill yourself, cuz that would be 10 times better than Chuck Norris killing you

[Liekkek]

@DDRfanatik nah chuck norris isnt good at fighting at all, i could beat him up pretty easily. hes 70 years old too which makes him even more of a pussy lol

[CCRockit]

@Liekkek

Obvious asshole is being obvious

[Batawm]

@Liekkek Chuck Norris isn't 70 years old. He's thousands of thousands of years old. Chuck Norris highfived Jesus. Chuck Norris IS Jesus.

Chuck Norris would eat you up.

[Liekkek]

@Batawm no lol if chuck norris highfived someone his wrist would break lol hes 70 years old

[DDRfanatik]

@Batawm Amen dude! Liekkek is a crack addict, he doesn't know crap about Chuck Norris

[spiko496]

I betcha 5 bucks he can kill a dead person.

[BounceDK2]

God that show is so cheesy

[Mugzy619]

He Pushed The Earth Down And Then Ate It Out

[thadea]

of course...the crash was concentrated right there

[ghostmabel]

Now that you people saw this, he's gonna find you and "take care" of you. Every one of you.

[tarasvoice]

This is not funny when you STEAL Conan clips making the joke in the first place ....the thing that is funny is how random clips are shown when Conan did it but you posting it has no humor this was not funny you are stealing an idea from another show and it does not work no one is laughing they are only viewing this cuz it is a popular show clip you have.

[TheSkyMightFall325]

@tarasvoice

Wrong in so many ways.

[tarasvoice]

@TheSkyMightFall325 I am afriad you are off on this one cowboy.

[skatewad]

plane droppings

[redcat10]

@skatewad yea really someone musta ate alot of peanuts on that flight

[Pintoleite3]

"a plane crashed here"

[Dementedrox]

chuck norris was not looking for survivors but for his lunch which he hunts every day to repower his uberness: planes.

[screennamehere117]

@Dementedrox chuck norris doesnt hunt. when hunting there is an option for failure. chuck norris doesnt fail. so chuck norris doesnt go hunting. he goes killing

[TheChewy87]

its hilarious if you imagine Walker as a pothead going about his day to day job as a ranger

[RedAvery1]

Only chuck norris knows how a plane crash taste!!

[sometimesoonfan]

guns sleep with chuck norris under their pillows

[JopeSane]

Together kids... PULL THE LEVER

[RuBeN7931]

chuck norris is the on man that knows how a plane crash tastes

[KraftwithaK]

Good luck getting the flavour of that out of your mouth.

[SiriusFisherman]

pull that lever

[Cloudswe]

When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool he does'nt get wet.. The water get Chuck Norris.

[333Jmay]

which planet is chuck from,

who is writing his scriptures,

must b a crazy motherf.

[donjuan78123]

@333Jmay instead of scriptures i believe you meant manuscripts

[Sakoesis]

Chuck knows what planes tastes like.

[tictack0]

eat some poop and ull know what i did eat last week ;D

[electriceye666]

chuck norris can taste planes

[themasterbakerrr]

HOW IS THIS A REAL SHOW??

[IIIIIIBradfordIIIIII]

@themasterbakerrr

because you touch yourself at night

[Liekkek]

lol americans are so gay and stupid worshipping chuck norris, when bruce lee beat him up twice hahaha

[johnny4463435]

@Liekkek hahaha yeah yellow pride

[locolizard38]

@Liekkek YOU are gay & stupid for missing the point. Think about it, moron!

[Liekkek]

@locolizard38 there is no point in worshipping a man who only pretends to fight, when bruce lee could fight in real life and proved it by beating up chuck norris rofl

[locolizard38]

@Liekkek You didn't think about it, did you? Nobody cares about Bruce Lee kicking Chuck Norrises ass. It's not even about Chuck Norris. It's all about Walker Texas Ranger & how ridiculously, funny his clips are. If it SEEMS to YOU, that people are worshiping him, you are a retard!! People (not just Americans) are simply enjoying the humor in some poorly written scripts. For example: "walker told me I have aids" & " Trust me, I'll catch you". That's some funny shit!! Do you get it now?

[TheChewy87]

@locolizard38 its a two sided joke not only because it is funny but because chuck norris really can whoop just about anyone's ass.

[locolizard38]

@TheChewy87 So true! He's getting pretty old though!..Jack Bauer of 24 is kind of the new bad ass in my book! Especially in the latest season!

[thethethorsen]

@locolizard38

omg.

chuck norris will totally round house kick your face off.

:-)

[Sepulchure19x]

@Liekkek idiot Chuck Norris DOES fight in real life check his wikipedia he was in the military once soo go die

[Liekkek]

@Sepulchure19x yeah look at his fight record he got battered lmfao

[Sepulchure19x]

@Liekkek FOOL!!!! the reason why bruce lee defeated chuck norris becuz they let him win becuz its HIS movie sooo in real life chuck would kick bruces ass but theyre both great and i nver ment to insult bruce lee

[Liekkek]

@Sepulchure19x lol obviously you know nothing about martial arts if you think an amateur like chuck norris could beat bruce lee LOLL

[theman2meet5]

@Liekkek okay then if your country is canada then your the stupid one first yes my fellow americans do worship him but we got human icons that we love too not just chuck norris and America in my opinon is better than your country mexico fucking up and canada guys think all of us as stereotypes fuck you fuck ur country my IQ is 160 so stick that to your brain and this as well I'm MEX

[Liekkek]

@theman2meet5 i dont know what you're talking about im neither canadian, mexican or faggot american :) and maybe you read 'ur' IQ upside down

[DeltaSigChi4]

@Liekkek You're a worthless nutthugger. Chuck Norris has a black belt in Brasilian Jiu JItsu under the Machados. Can you say takedown and choke at will? Because Chuck would do so, in your assinine hypothetical fight. Takedown down, and choked completely unconscious.

*starts JIU JITSU chant*

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[Liekkek]

@DeltaSigChi4 i dunno what a nutthugger i do know that chuck norris is 70 years old and a christian, so therefore he is a massive faggot who would have a stroke at just the thought of having a fight and i would batter him.

[DeltaSigChi4]

@Liekkek Sure kid. Sure.

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[Liekkek]

@DeltaSigChi4 thank you for admitting it :) i am stronger than him after all

[DeltaSigChi4]

@Liekkek I'd invite you to try your mouthiness in ANY Brasilian Jiu Jitsu academy anywhere in the world. Find a seventy year old black belt, Christian or otherwise, and see if you won't get your ignorant ass choked completely unconscious, you imbecile.

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[Liekkek]

@DeltaSigChi4 nope. 70 year old men succumb to brittle bones, its a simple fact. i could easily beat chuck norris with one one placed punch to the nose. well it wouldnt have to be that well placed lol even if i missed it would still shatter his face, cos hes so old and weak.

[DeltaSigChi4]

@Liekkek One weak point in your fantasy: the human nose is not a bone, genius. But of course what you claim is factual. Of course it is.

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[Liekkek]

@DeltaSigChi4 at what point did i say that the nose is a bone? are you grasping at straws that badly that you have to just invent things that you want me to have said? haha :)

[DeltaSigChi4]

@Liekkek You wrote " 70 year old men succumb to brittle bones". BONES; emphasis added by me. Then "(I) could easily beat chuck norris with one one placed punch to the nose." NOSE; emphasis added by me. The human nose is not a bone, you fucking imbecile. There isn't a shadow of a doubt in my mind that you don't even train, and are just another internet black belt running your fucking proverbial gums because in real life you're a coward loser. That is all.

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Postscript. Real life. I fight.

[Liekkek]

@DeltaSigChi4 nope, wrong again :) i can easily beat chuck norris in a fight because not only am i almost 7 foot tall with a massive reach advantage, i've also been thai kickboxing for about 8 years. chuck norris is just an over hyped actor and nothing more. hes not even in good shape nowadays and was never that great in his heyday.

[MrXeftilas]

@Liekkek

since when height is an advantage between two trained fighters?

anyway, Chuck would roundhouse kick you and you would die

[Liekkek]

@MrXeftilas i said i had a reach advantage :) besides chuck norris would break his hip if he tried to lift his leg any higher than a babystep because he is 70 years old

[DeltaSigChi4]

@Liekkek I see you find no point in arguing the fact that you ignorantly labeled the nose as a bone in proclaiming that you'd break Chuck Norris' nose because he is old and according to you old people have brittle bones and therefore you'd somehow break Norris' nose. Forget the fact that Chuck Norris is a LEGITIMATE Brasilian Jiu Jitsu Black Belt and would easily take you down to the ground where he would choke you completely unconscious. That means you are a complete keyboard warrior tool.

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[Liekkek]

@DeltaSigChi4 wrong again :) i never labelled the nose as a bone, simply mentioning the word 'bone' and 'nose' in the same paragraph is not equivalent to saying "the nose is a bone". i hope this helps you to learn :) chuck norris can have all the fancy belts in the world, its irrelevant when you take into account the ageing process. he is 70 years old and not in good shape. Now Sylvester Stallone on the other hand has taken care of himself and is still a valid human being. Chuck is no threat.

[DeltaSigChi4]

@Liekkek You never typed "70 year old men succumb to brittle bones, its a simple fact. i could easily beat chuck norris with one one placed punch to the nose."? Who was it that typed it: your less creative seven year old brother? Helio was approaching a third digit in his age before he died and he could easily have choked you unconscious considering that you a) are a keyboard warrior; and b) are more than likely mentally disabled.

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[Liekkek]

@DeltaSigChi4 Just because you feel the need to put your initial at the end of every youtube comment you make, doesn't make them right :'D and again, never did i say 'the nose is a bone'. let me reiterate for you: saying bone and nose in the same sentence, is NOT the same as saying 'the nose is a bone'. do you understand it now? :) i could beat chuck norris in a fight, because he is an old man, but i am young and in my prime. hope this helps :)

[DeltaSigChi4]

@Liekkek "70 year old men succumb to brittle bones, its a simple fact. i could easily beat chuck norris with one one placed punch to the nose." Sounds like to me that you were implying that the human nose is a bone. But carrying on with your self-delusion. Something tells me you possess a low IQ and have ZERO combat sports experience. Stop by any legitimate BJJ academy and challenge to fight a seventy year old black belt; I assure you that you'll be unconscious in less than one minute.

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[mmcfreds]

dude Stallone has been taking HGH since the Rocky days. He's a "valid human being"? Yeah.

[DeltaSigChi4]

@mmcfreds 'Liekkek' is just some kid troll that seemingly attempts to make the most ridiculous points.

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[TheTrollCity]

lmfao