The Japanese Tradition - Sushi

[FPR]

i find disturbng that i cannot recognize when they are for real or just fucking with you until it's pretty obvious, like the "ma ma ma ma" part lol.

[molequeiro]

are robots or are humans? hehehe

[thepumpkinwitch]

omg the beginning fucks my mind ... it's so annoying XD

[levinakey23]

gari is ginger isn't it ?

[rrbalete]

lol the sushi cars

[ASArandundband]

mmmmhhh..sushiiii!!! Big Kisses From Iceland

[aresef]

Pandas?

[aresef]

Tabemasu.

[jomann18]

Here I was thinking I'd learn some good manners while traveling abroad and low and behold Japanese humor instead! was a funny watch though :)

[MasterCheifn343]

I can't tell how much of these videos are parody and how much is fact XD

[coolwihp]

this was hilarious but some people might take it seriously like i did before reading the comments....i knew something was off

[nnnhhh1103]

hilarious!! yea that's exactly how i used to eat sushi in japan!!! lol

[shiden74]

ところどころ嘘の情報があるなｗ

あと醤油多すぎつけ過ぎ

[TheDarkFang]

@shiden74 それは深刻ではない。 それは冗談である。

[pontusunger]

this is truly bliss XD

[walidiba]

maa maa maa maa

oh tot toh tot

[Tuje1ful]

Is this real tradition

[momoyuchun3]

@Tuje1ful

its a joke!XD very serious joke:)

[Jooliii3]

i've watched this soo many times...but i just noticed the cars, boats, king piece, and the kappa head on the sushi rolls at the end. LOL.

[anhthu4037]

such a serious joke :))

[DekiNoSama]

lol at the salt outside. someone could step in it

[DekiNoSama]

So is this serious? becuase im going to a sushi resterant in japan next month and have to know. is this the real deal?

[TheHayleyAlice]

Maa maa maa maa...oh, toh toh toh toh...

This has now become the norm amongst both my Japanese and non-Japanese friends whilst pouring drinks. :3

[sacredbluefire]

Call me stupid and Naive but I can't tell if this is for real or not.

[amanemisalove]

@sacredbluefire Pretty much 99% of this is a joke. There are some truths in it though, like "You order what you want from the sushi chef."

[shanonjv]

rofl at the ends theres sushi with Kappa xD

[hadiputama]

"maa maa maa maa"

"oh toh toh toh"

[forte93]

ジョークだよーｗ

This is joke!!

[tochioffice1010]

デタラメです。海外の方はどうか本気にしないでくださいw

[Stolemyusename]

Panda meat??

[viicious]

I assume weeaboos are either crying about how "mean" this video is, or looking like idiots in Japan...

[someonefromthesky]

How mean, making fun of foreign people who actually want to learn about Japanese traditions. LOL.

[claustrophy17]

何だこれｗひどすぎだろｗ

[malinaomonkey]

7:45 bottom row sushi ROFL

[hanzimaster]

@malinaomonkey why are cars on there?

[yukihir0]

ちょww　ウーパールーパーw

[frankdatank131]

andrew is a weird guy

[xxAntiOtakuxx]

This is great especially the part with the salt.

[DougglesMagnificent]

when i eat for one at a restaurant, i ALWAYS put up one finger and show guilt with my eyes LOL...i shat my mind when i watched this. and of course i`m asian

[crackorjackzors]

Classic.

[UnstableUranium]

7:40, hahaha

[DaishiVI]

FUCKIN' DELICIOUS, TAISHO! *Wretch*

[IidaYukioMarcelo]

im hungry right now D:

[EyeOwnerProductions]

maa ma ma ma

oh toh toh toh

roflmao

[AdventuresOfSklee]

「なるほど、さむらいの国ですね！」

[TheK451]

なにこれ。微妙に外していて、めっちゃ面白いんですけどー。

[skinke]

Honestly, Japan has so many weird and ridiculous customs that it's no wonder some people take these videos seriously. I think there's an odd 100-something rules of etiquette just for eating.

[xJin123]

fire engine sushi ftw

[goodpickin56]

can anyone find the old one thats 20 minutes long and actually in english? I found it about 5 years ago and cant seem to find it. please reply if you do

[mikikaoru]

@goodpickin56 It's 8 minutes long and can be found on the Video Victim 2 DVD (Japan only, curiously).

[gillianorley]

@goodpickin56

Try searching "The Japanese Tradition - Sushi (English Language Version)"

However, it is 7:47.

Maybe you are referring to a different version, but this one with the subtitles is funnier.  The English translation is too over-the-top and obviously a joke from the start such as by starting "Sushi, behind Japanese pussy, it is Japan's most popular edible commodity."

What makes these videos so funny is that they appear to be serious at first.

[MrPolymerized]

@goodpickin56 I know this was about a year ago, but I think you're thinking of the show "Look Around You"; I certainly did when I was watching this. All the episodes are on youtube, I think, but only the first episode was 20 minutes. Search 'Look Around You'.

[wisepopcorn]

lol, some people will take this seriously.

[nebby6]

It's so convincingly presented, that someone's bound to actually believe the whole thing. Yikes!

[bird49mm]

外人の方・・・真に受けないと良いが・・・・・

[alessiachan88]

@bird49mm あははは、真に受けた人、私が知ってるよ （笑）。 フェイクのこめです まあまあまあまあ、おっとっとっと なるほど、侍の国ですね。 消毒したものを使用していますので、安心して寿司を食べれます これ、そのままはいて帰る人もいます。 これはガリです。材料は謎です。 食べます、食べます、食べます、… 人には言えない過去があるものです。聞かないようにしましょう。 悪いなのはたいしょうえす。 あ！がり　(爆笑) 領収書の仕組みは謎です。 すし屋の外にある塩は無料サービス…。（またも、爆笑） x°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°DDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDD

[BoonBoon86]

It couldn't be so

[maxxieassies]

do u guys have drive thru for this, jk :))

[skzshocker]

so complicated to eat sushi :(

[crippin798]

lol.

[trintin123]

I'm loving it

[TheSnowcakeyuki]

lol

[suzette18]

xD funny

I hope no one takes this seriously xDDD

[DerfMik]

lol way to much soy sauce lol

[wayway123]

fail

[DANE162]

lol wack.  but i love sushi

[muffenjr]

Make an "X" with your two index fingers to indicate you'd like the bill This sign actually means, "I'm sorry, but I can't stand being here any more."

[VirtualSting]

This is Gari, nobody knows what it's made from. XD *zooms in*

[lili4trees]

That was hilarious.

[EnergiteZB]

I'm an American going to a Suishibar daily, All I do is bow and fullen meself

[juanthestabber]

Well I was going to go out for sushi tonight but now I think I will eat something less complicated.

[negrosaurus]

the best part may be the blurred-out sushi items

[bertieem]

Reminds me of a Japanese "Look around you", very subtle!

[xRawlins]

fucking hilarious

[esotericsean]

This is subtly hilarious.

[moshiah]

is this for cereal?

"this is why so many people's feet smell like vinegar."

this can not be real.

[bitsnpeaces]

this is like watching german comedy. you get where its meant to be funny, but its not funny. ever.

[AdamWho]

This is like John Hodgman wrote this skit.

[OMGMunkay]

wat happen if theres 11 ppl? XD

[tibweed]

u throw up 10 fingers ansd put ur face in the middle and SMILE!

[OMGMunkay]

wat about 16? :D

[tibweed]

u use the other persons fingers of course...

HAHA

and then u say FUCK U...(random)

SMILE!

[soparamens]

hahahaha LOL

[yeahwafflesgo]

hHAAHAH TORO IS SO EXPENSIVE

[KRCChannel]

Is this actuly what they do?? lol

[Arkzats]

yeah, of course it is.

[draginfly]

Oh this is so funny! i am going to recommend this video to my local sushi chef!

[gungsta888]

it's not snack and not everyday lool

Are you still open? lmao

i wish people don't believe this !!!!!!!ROFLMAO!!!

Mie lololol XDXDXD

[OnceExisted]

oh toh toh toh.

[Theowest]

lol

[ThePTech]

they make shushi out of pandas and frogs?

[GardenStateLove]

@ThePTech HAHAHA gosh, this is satire.

[pastadam]

mamamama

ooh toh toh toh

lmaooo xD

[InfoUplink]

so hilarious

[vinsma]

This is called "Gari"...

Nobody knows what its made from....

[happyface987]

Maa maa maa maa! Oh Toh Toh Toh!

Maa maa maa maa! Oh Toh Toh Toh!

Maa maa maa maa! Oh Toh Toh Toh!

Maa maa maa maa! Oh Toh Toh Toh! Never gets old....

[arkchong]

lol at the "special menu", hahaahaha

[LinkinYM]

lol. panda sushi

[inuboi93]

LOLZ

[ivansofun]

Oh man this video makes me wanna eat sushi right now or anything reallly. Shouldn't watch this at 2 am cuz it will make u hungry.

[syamisen1005]

小学生のとき、よくすし屋の塩舐めたなー

[syamisen1005]

おもしれーーーーー

うけたよｗ

[SamuraiTogo]

It can't be !!!!!!!

HaHaHa! This is nonsense comedy.

Don't think this is true.

[KakNieke]

HAHHAHAHAHAH of course most of it isnt true, it was a joke for god's sake.

[ryuca777]

醤油入れすぎｗｗｗ

[nkaozouaher10]

LOL

[pi1257]

it's not true, guys... it's comedy show by Japanese comedian... haha! I love them !

[Nautth]

Maa maa maa maa! Ah, good stuff.

[Airina390]

LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLL i love this

[okonomiyakilover]

yeah we japanese do like this!

[000mana000]

LOL some part is exactly right!XD

[ThatsErika]

this is a joke. lol. Kappa Maki as in literally there's a Kappa monster on top.

[NaruhinaXSasusaku]

Parody,not a joke.

The whole series is a parody series.

[allhailstentor]

It's satire, not parody.

[deranged58]

here hails the literature students.

[Vaioleto]

ahahah

[ImperialSo]

It's all lie!! X(

[basilcoup]

oh my god...when he was smashing his sushi in the soy sauce I thought I was going to die! And they were all about that salt, too!

Haha! Awesome! ;D

[xparfum]

i lol'd a few times :)

[YukiS213]

LOL nice tradition! :)

[TonyKaku]

Chou omoshiroi!

[sea777story777]

（≧∇≦）ぶぁっはっはっ！！

マジでワロタnice comedy!lol

[jilbert01]

HAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[JuliaGealach]

楽しかった！！！

[d1v1n391]

"maa maa maa maa

oh toh toh toh

maa maa maa maa

oh toh toh toh"

LOL.

[d1v1n391]

LOLLL

[nomotion2005]

I didnt realize it was a satir until the "ZOHKIN" lol

[Ninorle]

This is delivered with such a straight delivery, I think some people don't realize that this is satire.

[gagothesith]

NINORLE:

> some people don't realize that this is satire

Which makes it even funnier for those who do realize.

[idiotonmenera]

Ahahahahahahah! so funny

[geof18]

5:16 eww the taisho guy has dirty finger nails!!!

[Xlolita89X]

Hahaha! XD

[Z0iQ]

Pretty funny.

[Taxi10152]

yes very funny

[cindykeiko]

''Sushi is served on 'geta', a popular footware. The geta is sterilised so it is safe to eat from. Some people then wear them home. This is why many Japanese people's feet smell of vinegar''.

Ew! Disgusting!! I'll NEVER eat in Japan!! Ew!!!

[hagumi2]

lmfao

[xparfum]

didn't you notice that is was supposed to be a joke?

[piero1932]

we don't eat sushi on a daily basis and most sushi restaurant is more casual like a fast-food restaurant

[gagothesith]

PIERO1932:

> we don't eat sushi on a daily basis and

> most sushi restaurant is more casual like a fast-food restaurant

MUST you take everything LITERALLY?

[MapleAdventurer]

im eating sushi rite now =)

[chashek]

haha. nice :) I want some kappa, now XD

[beehavin]

oh man, i lost my appetite for sushi!

[MapleAdventurer]

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO (i no its fake) endangered animals =)

THAT IS FAKE RIGHT!?!?!?!?!?!?

[MultiDelt]

@MapleAdventurer

Of course that`s a japanese comedy show they`re laughing about their traditions. Let no one of you take it for real!

[mikikaoru]

Shhhh. You're spoiling the illusion...

[Erulilum]

OH NOES

[Erulilum]

OH NOES

[wolfstarchaser]

Kawaii.  ^.^

[SUX2bAFK]

LOL taisho

[Soxen]

Do you all know almost everything in this video is true?

[gagothesith]

Either true or drawn from something that is true, yes--precisely the kind of humour which Ramenz are very good at.

[jmuwolf]

I love sushi. I'm up to like twice a week... I need to find a cheaper solution

[yukuda]

sushi tabemasu!!!!!11

[suzucyan]

joke...?

very exaggerated!!

fuck.

[thoseth]

Hilarious! I love the Rahmens! They're a funny duo ^_^

[DreamKage]

i ment never ever

[sleepydoodler]

as long as you realize its a joke, then it fine with me. ^^

More sushi for moi. XD

[deafgrrr]

did you know that sushi and raw fish is very heathly which good for ya brain and body

[DreamKage]

wahhh I'm eating at a jap restaurant ever