Compared to the current commercials...and I think everyone knows which one I'm referring to...this commercial is the greatest thing EVER, which I suppose is pretty scary to consider.
i license music from bands to use in tv commercials all the time. but there's a difference between allowing your song to be used to changing the lyrics to be about the product.
to say nothing of shooting a "video" for it or... the capper - actually bigging it up on your own website.
but after reading up on this band - they're like the wedding performers from hell. they know cheese better than mice.
this is so painful. they all look like amateur pornstars the way they're trying to smile their way through this exploitation.
i'm sure resinging your songs with the lyrics reimagined by a marketing department is a career lowpoint. my guess is they were paid somewhere in the neighborhood of $10-15k tops for this. (it's local cable after all, and not a national campaign).
hope it's worth it, because they will always be known as "that band with the shitty commercial."
I finally find a way to enjoy watching this comercial:Just turn the sound off and watch her do her moves.The poor thing.She look like my uncle when he has a big emoroids crise and need his preparation H.
Her voice is shrill and strident. Bottom line though, the trouble with this commercial is overkill. Every time it plays, 50 times a day, I cringe. I keep the TV on during the day because because I am a telecommuter who works at home now, and without the hubbub of voices in the background, I can't work. I'm used to an office with lots of people talking around me. When this ad comes on, it jolts me to the core. ENOUGH!
Why would assume they are jealous when they are just stating how annoying this commercial is. What is there to be jealous of? There are obviously a lot of people on TV... who would be "jealous" of some random band with a lead singer who sounds like nails on a chalkboard? Its really annoying to have to hear that song over and over and over again...when you're trying to watch what you want.
Woke up this morning, with three cocks on my heeaaad! I want one in my ass, cunt and mouth!! I WANT IT ALL!! (in my mouth) I WANT IT ALL (in my mouth)
Worst.Commercial.Ever. The chick is sexy, but no worthwhile band should do something so lame. They and Cablevision should be ashamed of themselves for such an awful advertisement. And seeing it 30 damn times a day makes it even worse. There's nothing stupider than taking something as mundane as cable tv, and trying to make it "cool" by having some local band singing about how awesome it is.
You know, if you really hate this commercial and think its the worst commercial ever then why do you watch it? It really doesnt make any sence. People like you get on my nerves.
Oh god I agree 100%... I actually thought it was cute and catchy the first 2 times I saw it, then by the 9 billionth time I saw it last wednesday when I was off from work, I wanted to throw my tv out the window. I can't believe they are a real band... I was convinced it was some lame jingle the cablevision people came up with and the girl is someones niece or something
For your information,i work in tv and i have been many times in front of the camera.I will prefer to shoot myself than to be jalous of someone who is going to be famous about a commercial for retards.
we don t want to know anything she did before,the raison why she ended up in a desaster,boring and stupid commercial it is because SHE don t have any TALENT and i can garanty you than after this,nobody will know who she is exept this "mongoloid who sing in a commercial for retards".
i dunno.if you know anything about the history of this band,youll find many interesting things...before they were "future 86"....please see the book "swimming with sharks".
It doesn t matter what they did before they fuck themself up with this krap.This is the biggest peace of shit ever song and don t make me start on her look.......
Wow, none of you people have actually seen them live. While it isn't the greatest commercial, and granted, it is a bit cheesy. I still think they are awesome.
It's not only stupid- it's downright insidious. It's the game plan whereby Corporate America has been trying to co-opt the usual rebellion of serious artists with garbage like this. It's nullifying. There's an interesting read about this is by Thomas Frank 'the conquest of cool'. Ads of this style began in order to bring in the 'youthful and rebellious counter culture' during the late 1960's. Contrast this with the 1950's style ad with the god fearing, good patriotic American image in mind.
I HATE this commercial with a passion. She is SO ANNOYING and so NOT easy on the eyes! How about we all start a petition to take this commercial off air?! Who's WITH ME?! =DD
Did it ever cross their mind that making a move like this would be a MAJOR embarrassment? The chick is way off pitch and her outfit looks like its from 1993. What respectable musician sings about getting cable for one low price???
woke up this morning cable triple play in my head pretty tv and internet and phone is what i said one simple connection one low price all on one bill cable triple play has it only triple play give me that thrill highspeed internet nothing faster HDtv nothing clearer cable digit phone so i can talk all dayyy eh ya eh ya i want it all
I initially started to throw up a bit in my mouth when I heard this. After reading mtgentry's comments, I have to say I ended up laugh-vomiting. BWHAHAHAHAAAAAblerrrrkkgggggggggg!!!!
The scarey thing is that this is apparently a real band. I hope they realize that they'll now always be known as "the band with that annoying song in that horrible cable commercial" forever.
woke up this morning cable triple play in my headd pretty tv and internet and phone, is what i saiddd one simple connection one low price all on one bill cable triple play has itt only triple play gives me that thrilll high speed internet nothing faster HDtv nothing clearer cable digital phone so i can talk all dayyy eh ya eh ya i want it allll
ROTFL!!!!
Kabooms 1 year ago
When I saw them play this at the Knitting Factory several years ago, I had no idea they were singing about a cable package. Who would've thought?
GaryVonGary 1 year ago
This is coming to rock band next week.
hollitz 2 years ago
brings back memories
DA3XT3RM1NAT0R 2 years ago
this reminds me of when i lived back in Brooklyn... how i miss home(i even found a commercial to remind me)
stateprop718 2 years ago
I miss this.
MottBonzo 2 years ago
me too. lol i used to have a crush on courtney except i didnt know that was her name at the time this was airing.
RocknCorruptrepublic 2 years ago 2
lol
MottBonzo 2 years ago
if u can count this as established XD
MetallicaMillionaire 2 years ago
whoa... these guys played at a "battle of the bands" thing at my school just recently. i never knew they were an established band
MetallicaMillionaire 2 years ago
Compared to the current commercials...and I think everyone knows which one I'm referring to...this commercial is the greatest thing EVER, which I suppose is pretty scary to consider.
TJSerabian 3 years ago
I will NEVER buy any of their music or merch after seeing this commercial. Thank you for months or torture.
TrueLoveWithin 3 years ago
i hated this commerical. future 86 ftl.
MurderedE34 3 years ago
i thought that the band was actually pretty cool.
but they're sell outs!
can't they reach stardom without doing this stupid commercial?
they could've done this AFTER they reached fame..
on their OWN.
crazzioveru23 4 years ago
I love this commercial! I'm mad they stopped airing it
SaPpHiReChArmZ 4 years ago
I dont care what you guys are saying ill fuck the shit out her. I want your mom
fukatahere 4 years ago
i license music from bands to use in tv commercials all the time. but there's a difference between allowing your song to be used to changing the lyrics to be about the product.
to say nothing of shooting a "video" for it or... the capper - actually bigging it up on your own website.
but after reading up on this band - they're like the wedding performers from hell. they know cheese better than mice.
temulent 4 years ago
this is so painful. they all look like amateur pornstars the way they're trying to smile their way through this exploitation.
i'm sure resinging your songs with the lyrics reimagined by a marketing department is a career lowpoint. my guess is they were paid somewhere in the neighborhood of $10-15k tops for this. (it's local cable after all, and not a national campaign).
hope it's worth it, because they will always be known as "that band with the shitty commercial."
temulent 4 years ago 2
i could not have said it any better myself.
besides maybe adding "shitty" in front of the "band" part.
CallieAwesomepants 4 years ago 2
i made a video with this commercial too ... its on the related list check itt homieesss haha
idiotjerkfacemegan 4 years ago
my baby loves this song so much she wakes up out of her sleep to heat it.
DOMGENO 4 years ago
I absolutely loved it. Great song, and that chick is cute. Does anyone have the shorter version of the commercial?
GrailChimp 4 years ago
My sister in law does the same moves... when she doesnt take her seizure medecation!!!
CIRCLECLASSICS 4 years ago
I finally find a way to enjoy watching this comercial:Just turn the sound off and watch her do her moves.The poor thing.She look like my uncle when he has a big emoroids crise and need his preparation H.
yeeyeelover 4 years ago 2
The only good thing about this commercial is that hopefully the FUTURE career they wanted will be 86'd out the window!
CIRCLECLASSICS 4 years ago
That song is a really good song, too bad it had to be slaughtered for a cable commercial. Rock on F86!!!!
10Tuxedo 4 years ago
God this is terrible. If she is so happy with high speed internet she should never leave the house. After all she has digital phone too.
Ugh.
mysteric70 4 years ago
I CAN'T WATCH ONE TV SHOW WITHOUT HEARING AND SEEING HER AND SINGING THAT STUPID SONG. SHE IS EVERYWHERE.
Please get rid of her.
bkurban33 4 years ago
Her voice is shrill and strident. Bottom line though, the trouble with this commercial is overkill. Every time it plays, 50 times a day, I cringe. I keep the TV on during the day because because I am a telecommuter who works at home now, and without the hubbub of voices in the background, I can't work. I'm used to an office with lots of people talking around me. When this ad comes on, it jolts me to the core. ENOUGH!
LanaMacLeod 4 years ago
Why would assume they are jealous when they are just stating how annoying this commercial is. What is there to be jealous of? There are obviously a lot of people on TV... who would be "jealous" of some random band with a lead singer who sounds like nails on a chalkboard? Its really annoying to have to hear that song over and over and over again...when you're trying to watch what you want.
Boobalopbop 4 years ago
whats the original version of the song called
jks9x 4 years ago
Woke up this morning, with three cocks on my heeaaad! I want one in my ass, cunt and mouth!! I WANT IT ALL!! (in my mouth) I WANT IT ALL (in my mouth)
CIRCLECLASSICS 4 years ago
Worst.Commercial.Ever. The chick is sexy, but no worthwhile band should do something so lame. They and Cablevision should be ashamed of themselves for such an awful advertisement. And seeing it 30 damn times a day makes it even worse. There's nothing stupider than taking something as mundane as cable tv, and trying to make it "cool" by having some local band singing about how awesome it is.
mchlxxvii 4 years ago
You know, if you really hate this commercial and think its the worst commercial ever then why do you watch it? It really doesnt make any sence. People like you get on my nerves.
JSR6475 4 years ago
Oh god I agree 100%... I actually thought it was cute and catchy the first 2 times I saw it, then by the 9 billionth time I saw it last wednesday when I was off from work, I wanted to throw my tv out the window. I can't believe they are a real band... I was convinced it was some lame jingle the cablevision people came up with and the girl is someones niece or something
Boobalopbop 4 years ago
For your information,i work in tv and i have been many times in front of the camera.I will prefer to shoot myself than to be jalous of someone who is going to be famous about a commercial for retards.
yeeyeelover 4 years ago
we don t want to know anything she did before,the raison why she ended up in a desaster,boring and stupid commercial it is because SHE don t have any TALENT and i can garanty you than after this,nobody will know who she is exept this "mongoloid who sing in a commercial for retards".
yeeyeelover 4 years ago
i dunno.if you know anything about the history of this band,youll find many interesting things...before they were "future 86"....please see the book "swimming with sharks".
CharlesCudd 4 years ago
I am sorry to say,if you think she is hot,you need to see a doctor in an EMERGENCY.
yeeyeelover 4 years ago
I don't care what any of you say. I think she's hot! My favorite part is when she jumps up and down. I would definitely do her!
bobg529 4 years ago
lol. ur weird
JSR6475 4 years ago
This fucking commercial has been on 4 times already today. You "luv" it? What are you 15 years old? Its love you jackass
CIRCLECLASSICS 4 years ago
Luv is computer slang. dumb ass. where have you been living? under a cave?
JSR6475 4 years ago
HD TV nothing clearer. cable digital phone so i can talk all dayyyyyy. so catching. i luv this comercial
JSR6475 4 years ago
If you like it so much then you need your ears checked. She needs a stiff cock if all she thinks about is TV!!!
CIRCLECLASSICS 4 years ago
u r so retartded. its a freakin comercial! like wth! you think she does that in real life. get a grip
JSR6475 4 years ago
It doesn t matter what they did before they fuck themself up with this krap.This is the biggest peace of shit ever song and don t make me start on her look.......
yeeyeelover 4 years ago
Wow, none of you people have actually seen them live. While it isn't the greatest commercial, and granted, it is a bit cheesy. I still think they are awesome.
acertainflower 4 years ago
What a peace of shit.She sing like my left foot.After a hit like that,i dought her carrer will get to a higher level than a stupid commercial.
yeeyeelover 4 years ago
She dances like shes constipated ITS ON AGAIN!!!!
CIRCLECLASSICS 4 years ago
ahhhhhhh its on again!!!!! damn channel 11!!!
CIRCLECLASSICS 4 years ago
i fucking hate this commercial, if there so great why are they singing for a cable commercial????
CIRCLECLASSICS 4 years ago
I hate time warner but I love this commercial. The lead singer is a hottie.
bakismaki 4 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
she got some talent
SlipknotDJ 4 years ago
It's not only stupid- it's downright insidious. It's the game plan whereby Corporate America has been trying to co-opt the usual rebellion of serious artists with garbage like this. It's nullifying. There's an interesting read about this is by Thomas Frank 'the conquest of cool'. Ads of this style began in order to bring in the 'youthful and rebellious counter culture' during the late 1960's. Contrast this with the 1950's style ad with the god fearing, good patriotic American image in mind.
houdinididiit 4 years ago
I HATE this commercial with a passion. She is SO ANNOYING and so NOT easy on the eyes! How about we all start a petition to take this commercial off air?! Who's WITH ME?! =DD
bLue0827 4 years ago
Did it ever cross their mind that making a move like this would be a MAJOR embarrassment? The chick is way off pitch and her outfit looks like its from 1993. What respectable musician sings about getting cable for one low price???
if7ate9 4 years ago 2
This is a terrible band. The girl can't sing and the music is sub-bat mitzvah quality.
Welcome to your next job- yes, I would like to substitute onion rings for fries, thank you.
electrojones 4 years ago
woke up this morning cable triple play in my head pretty tv and internet and phone is what i said one simple connection one low price all on one bill cable triple play has it only triple play give me that thrill highspeed internet nothing faster HDtv nothing clearer cable digit phone so i can talk all dayyy eh ya eh ya i want it all
duey06 4 years ago
CRAVING tv internet and phone its what SHE SAYS..NOT PRETTY
hell2thano 4 years ago
hahaha it does sound like it says 1800 fkin cable!!!
QuikZilver 4 years ago
This is no good at all. At all! I followed this from Adrants- wtf were they thinking?
electrojones 4 years ago
If you close your eyes when they give the number it sounds like "1800-fuc*in-cable"
mtgentry 4 years ago
OMG it does!!!
HAA!!!!
Good one!!
caMnayR 4 years ago
NERD. SHUT THE FRONT DOOR
hell2thano 4 years ago
I initially started to throw up a bit in my mouth when I heard this. After reading mtgentry's comments, I have to say I ended up laugh-vomiting. BWHAHAHAHAAAAAblerrrrkkgggggggggg!!!!
crimsonpixel 4 years ago
balls
celzinga 4 years ago
Can you say
playing all week at the Indian casino
Future 86
Now opening for Timbuk 3
Future 86
chickenhunter13 4 years ago
The scarey thing is that this is apparently a real band. I hope they realize that they'll now always be known as "the band with that annoying song in that horrible cable commercial" forever.
thriftnlove 4 years ago
goddammit... make it stop..... i just regurgitated my breakfast
drinksmeister 4 years ago
that is terrible
l0rez 4 years ago
WTF?
clvngodess 4 years ago
worst commercial ever. Horrible.
pcrowe 4 years ago
this is horrible.
flavnyc 4 years ago
I kind of love this commercial simply because they filmed it at my high school.
queenzsazsa 4 years ago
Yea its awesome. I hear girls singing this song at school when I go to tutor them.
QuikZilver 4 years ago
I HATE THIS COMMERCIAL SO MUCH!!!!!
Vlosovic 4 years ago
You commercialized hacks....
My ears hurt.
judonerd 4 years ago
I love Courtney.
barretjg 4 years ago
woke up this morning cable triple play in my headd pretty tv and internet and phone, is what i saiddd one simple connection one low price all on one bill cable triple play has itt only triple play gives me that thrilll high speed internet nothing faster HDtv nothing clearer cable digital phone so i can talk all dayyy eh ya eh ya i want it allll
duey06 4 years ago