Karzai's Telling a Joke

[MrNematollah]

hahahahahaha

O ma zani amo padar wa padar kalanita gaim

en kar wazifaee tu nist

boroo jaee jook yak kari koon ki khari milat basha O namos froosh

[1968Asadu]

I THINK MULLAH NASRUDIN WAS SMARTER THAN YOU .MR XARZAI NOKARI AMERICA.

[samimaryan]

He is the best... Zindabad Afghanistan.... marg ba Pakistan wa Talibha wa ISI...

[maxmustafaful]

nookaaar-e-Eglissss che migaaa

[khan99554]

Qasa Zadan Wala Zan khod Mullah Nasroo ra mekona Karzai Bacha Daal Khoor Wa Chapati khoor gozook khajalat ham namekasha koni ra

[TheMrMahboob]

brother aziz ma yak gap baray tan bogoyom . ke dar afghanistan kasi ke mord az ao shakhs karda khob paida namisha . wa dar zindagi ash az ao karda bad.

[MultiF1980]

ENA ZANITAAMO MOLLAH NASRODIN BEGAIA SARE KHARE KHOD MORDAGAW KHAN

[mollaomarkoor]

دسیسه و تو طئه خایینانه آقای خرزی انبار جان آقای پروفیسور ربانی را گرفت. خرزی که یک نوکر پاکستان و دست نشانده امریکا است محترم برهان الدین ربانی رییس شوران مشورتی نام نهاد صلح ( نفاق و آدم کشی) را شهید کرد.

آیا ممکن است جنایت های آدم کشان و دشمنان ملت افغانستان را بخشید. جنایات ملاعمر و گلبدین به حدی است که خداوند توانا هرگز انها را نخواهد بخشید چه رسد به یک نوکرک وطنفروش که حامد خرزی باشد.

مرگ بر خرزی قاتل

[nazeerrockbreaker1]

fuck the whole family o[f masoud] and his followers always and for ever FUCK U AHMAD KHAR MASOUD AND ALL OF YOU FOLLOWERS DOWN WITH ASS HOLE FACISTS HA HA AH AH HA AH AH da qaber MASOUD SHAHSA KONUM FUCK HIS WIFE AND THE FAMILT THE HOW FOLLOW HIM

[Karzaitalebzai]

حامد کرزی وطن فروش و طالبان وطن فروش و گلبدینی های وطن فروش همه از یک قماش اند کرزی وطن فروش و نوکر بی چون و چرای امریکایی ها و پاکستان اند که در غلامی و نوکری نظیر ندارد

[mirahmadsadat]

you can find more jokes in FACEBOOK

Afghan Jokes & Nonsense Remarks فکاهیات و چرندیات افغانی

[d5sher]

ملا حامد خرزی رییس جمهور تقلبی و مزدور ووطن فروش وتریاک فروش و مافیایی ومعامله گر ودزد وخیانت کار و نوکر اجنبی ،.

مر‍گ بر حامد خرزی که ملیارد ها دالر کمک های جهانی برای بازسازی افغانستان را حیف ومیل کرد حالا بخاطر فریب اذهان عامه چسپیده به تغیر ‍پارلمان و کشمکش های بی مفهوم درون حکومتی .

[nazeerrockbreaker1]

@d5sher it looks ur sister has been raped very badly i know dont hate karzai he can not return ur sister

verginety ah ha ah ha ah ah ha ah a ah a h

[geekhater360]

He looks like Mula Nasrudeen but he is not as smart as Mulah Nasrudeen.

[SuperZorro92]

hahahaha nice lol

[jvandugan]

How do you say ?  Get to the fuckin punchline ? In Arabic

[sheberghani]

بزن بزن بزن به کُس زن کرزی بزن کیرتمام ملت اوغانستان

[kharshodi1]

hahahah ai koni gaga hahhh

[JaghoriLover]

Yea true, that is just an example of your own goverment too.....

[PowerMoneyRespect619]

koss khawrit tu american pupet

[d5sher]

حامد رییس حکومت فساد و رشوت پایکوبی دارد تا مسولیت امنیت چند شهر را از نیروهای امریکایی به نیروهای غرق در فساد وبی کفایت افغان بسپارد تا زمینه پیشرفت و قدرت طالبان را مهیا سازد. این در حالی است که پولیس افغان توانایی حفظ یک ولسوالی را هم ندارد. البته قبلا کرزی برای رسیدن به اهداف شوم خویش طالبان را از زندان قندهار فراری تقلبی داده بود. توخود حدیث مفصل بخوان ازین مجمل

[omidjan1]

its not realy a joke. but its ok karzai sahib lol keep it up come with some good sht peace

[ahmadi7070]

ده فكر حكومتداري باش او هوتلي

[ahmadi7070]

اين خركار قصه گوي است يا ريس جمهور.

لوده لوده خوده ساختن يعني چي؟؟؟

[95aneela]

tht was not funny he suck

[schellohello]

I grew up in germany but i can speak persian fluently, but still its hard to understand him your sure that he is not talking pashtu??

[MiiSsMiiNa]

@schellohello

ahha ich lebe auch in deutschland kapier aber nichts haha aber ich bin mir sicher der spricht dari

[SuperZorro92]

@MiiSsMiiNa

Lol ich lebe in Deutschland und verstehe ihn, aber das liegt, daran, dass ich letzten und diese Sommerferien in Kabul war..

und du hast recht, das Dari, das wir zuhause sprechen, hat nur ein begrenztes vokabular xD

[Tanha123ful]

he is stupid, lawda, khar, sag , beshara wa benamos ast e Karooo arame

[HamedKharzaiKonShod]

fuck kharzai

[TheINuke]

Well atleast he is funny, besides being a dumb ass president who steals from his own people....

[Pukhto2day]

Hamid karzai is Mullah nasrudin part 2 hahaha sta khoor waghim Afghanistan ke di jang joor ko parsi au pakhto pa manz ke hahaha sta loor waghim

[rraihana]

It's not even funny, it's just stupid!!

[kabulzFynest]

good one..lol

[Arashkarimi2002]

keram tu kos harhar tu kon kos kash binamos bigharta khahin hasti chira ka afghan mafrooshi tu aslan afghan nestai argar raesya jamora bodi 2 10 sala afghan chira jora nakadi kole poole donya dar afghanistan amad wale  tu amo khahin bodi fahmedi yane ata zan khoda ke kos makon az amrca ejaza migei yane hahhaha bisara janae sharman hasta ki choan yak khahen hasti ne rasesajamora ne afghanisatan

[Homaira143]

is he a joke teller or president??

[talebtube]

It's funny but not from his mouth....

[Zocalo9876]

Is he speaking Pashto or Farsi?

[raminsamim]

@Zocalo9876

your so stupid

[Zocalo9876]

@raminsamim Why?

[Homaira143]

@Zocalo9876 both but in this vid its Farsi

[Super1991Milan]

@Zocalo9876 farsi

[iam866]

he is pet of obama

[Unknown4586]

One word, puppet... Ahmad Karzai is U.S.'s puppet.

He hasn't done one good thing for Afghanistan or his people, he's one of the worst, and most useless president in history.

He's just there to carry out U.S.'s orders, and so U.S.'s schemes/plans flow smoothly...

I guess when your as strong and rich as the U.S., you can do anything...

[0700223344]

الله خدا بشرمانيت کرزى دروغگو و خاين

[5923164870]

HE is a joke and most of Afghan people is a joke......hahahha

[AFGpersiangirl]

ma khodem shakhsan siasate aghae karzaia khosh nadarom magam, dawlat bedoone melat hich chize nest agar melate afghanistan bas kona tarafdariye qawm wa qawm baziy ra va dar rahe adalat rawan bashan baaz khahad did ke afghanistan cheto abad mesha dega na russia jorat mekona ke modakhela dar siasate afghnistan bokona na pak(fuck)istan na alman na usa va na hich kas......

1.melat

2.dawlat

[farhangish]

az karzai dega chi tawaqo dared ? yak khar e louda e padar lanat ast .

[virgostar19]

You stupid bustard. Go steal more money you and your brothers from Afghanistan. One day you should be broght to justic.

[iheartsoccerrrrr]

karzai is an american cock

[iheartsoccerrrrr]

karzai hater for life.

[iheartsoccerrrrr]

karzai hater for life

[majeed109]

i think this mother fucker need hunny lloll

[afghanFBI]

long live Karzai

[elyasice]

@afghanFBI

rasti amlong live, khele boss mazaqi darem hehehehe

[watanparast100]

one qution everybody

do you think he can be in ebne sina balkhi, mulan balkhi, rabia balkhi COUNTRY a presiden

i never accept this shit dok slave to be he my president

ZENDA BAD AFGHANISTAN AZAD

[afgfrance]

@watanparast100 you 100% patanparasst my brother ;) tanx for your comment

[watanparast100]

one qution everybody

do you think he can be in ebne sina balkhi, mulan balkhi, rabia balkhi a presiden

i never accept this shit dok slave to be he my president

ZENDA BAD AFGHANISTAN AZAD

[alireza290]

hahahahahaha karzai bachiem to dewana asti aboroi afg bordi bachim .......to ra badaret yak (RUNKAR ] megat betar bod ....

[kashchiza]

Sherm Bar to ka ba qasi Mula Nasrudin amal me kuni wa own ra dar PUBLIC megoy. To Ham iz Mula Nasrudin Kam nesti.

[melad786]

Was That Even Funny !??

huh....didnt Even Laughed a bit !

Did U all laughed Really tell us ???

[Barakzay]

@melad786 Yes it was funny. too funny..hhhh

[kabul141]

fuck you we hope that you will make our country you are telling joke dont say joke make your country

[morteza286]

i think he isn't a bad president and i like it when the presidents aren't serious everytime

[Mujadidie]

افرين كرزي صاحب بسيار فكاهي خوب وجالب فرموديد .

سر شما درد نكند

زنده باد افغانستان

[sayedsab]

او كرزى نيست، خرزى است. ده ٩ سال حكومت خود فقط يك فكاهي تكراري را ياد گرفته.

[yroo1]

cool..

[TheChillerdude]

KAKA KARZAI JOKE HAM MEGA!!!

[MegaKabuljan]

Why don't he go to kahnda bazaar?

[kashchiza]

Karzai Sahib you are a president or a joker ?

[baibo007]

what the fuck,,, he is talking rubbiesh ass holee....

[DodgeVip3r]

Fuck Karzai the US puppet. Watanfrosh, Mordagow.

[nazijan19]

and he is our president looooooooool dewana koon

[92khadim]

waghaan ki khar stid na rees jamhor kheli kheli

[tabla714]

you guys all act like he is in power of anything lol stupid idiots no matter who the president of afghanistan is they will be controlled by america and england or they will die like sadam hussein

[Barakzay]

@tabla714 you got the point :P..

people are so stupid and can´t see the it

[tabla714]

@Barakzay so sad but true all afghan people care about is the stupid politics like anyone of them can make a difference who cares just be a good muslim devote your heart and soul to God and thats all that matters thats all we can do the rewards are great arguing about politics cussing out every afghan leader is a waste of oxygen

[Barakzay]

@tabla714  you are right brother, because of the 30 years war.

[tabla714]

@Barakzay ya but what can we do allah asks us to be grateful for everything good and bad instead of arguing lets donate some money to our afghans in this month of Ramazan so they too can iftar Al Hamdililah

[Barakzay]

@tabla714 100% agree with you brother. inshallah i will do the same.

[Laghmanistan]

that joke is not funny

[kessmypersainass]

afghanestan bahrian UAE will come back home soon!!!! LONG LIVE IRAN ZAMIN

[Darkhadoo]

Bold headed prick! If I could I would shank him in the neck with an icepick then piss on his wounds. Fuckn sold us out you traitor.

[nazijan19]

what a loser ...

[1safalala]

wa wa 1 chak chak khanda na dasht

[AFGxSUPERWOMEN]

Afghan president should become a comedian dan a president.. wat a joke....

[AtifAskar]

haha nice nice

[MegaGooner123]

If the video is in Pakistani language, why the title is English?

[infiltratorr]

@MegaGooner123

last time i checked he was president of Afghanistan, and there is no langauge called pakistani:)

[MegaGooner123]

@infiltratorr thanks for correcting :) it misspelled, I was going to write Pakistan language :) anyway, there is not a language called Pakistan language too :) it's called urdu as I know

[m5sheri5m]

شرمم می ایه خجالت میکش شخصی مثل کرزی ریس جمهور کشور ما است

[kessmypersainass]

@m5sheri5m MORDEH SUREH KESHVAREH TO TO BEBARAND

[m5sheri5m]

@kessmypersainass

[m5sheri5m]

@m5sheri5m chura aziz del

[maisamjan1]

So nice jokeeeeee

[mazyte2007]

nice joke

[AliZafar]

ih lahnati ba name raise jumur ham kam nest az mullah nasrudin. khuda komak kuna watane mora az peshe eto adamhaye nadaan wa past.

[FARSPARASTEPANJSHER]

mulla nasirudin nanesha gaida ;) kosmadar

kerlese amrikai

[AfgJawid]

that is so cute .....

[watanparast100]

dar abu ali sina balkhi ,.......... in khar rais jamor shoda

man as shoma yak sawal daram.

aya in befarahng wa bewatan qabeliyat in ra darad ke rais jamur afghanistan shawad??????

[azizikojkan]

برو آو کرزی آبروی مردم ماره میبری چقدر شرم آور است که یک شخص به سوی ای رییس جمهور فکاهی میگه افسوس صد افسوس فکاهی تو هم تکرار است برو چند روز پیش پوتین بشی گپ زدنه یاد بگیر کرکتر خوده خوب بساز بسیار طفالانه حرکت میکنی|!!! از تو چه جور شوه و تون چه ره خاد آباد کدی ...

[farhoednaim]

good joke, but sad that our president can be this low telling jokes. doesn't he have something serious to do????

[sheberghani]

هههههههههه

حرامی دلال بی ناموس توهم ملانسردین عصرفعلی استی

که دوشیزه های عسل مانندره به آغوش امریکایهامیندازی

دلال بی ننگ

[qerti]

0:26 qawalesha emza kada qawara ra da deste molla nasroddin dada lollll da da reshwat khori ham khob haerfaii ast ee jenab

[FARSPARASTEPANJSHER]

fuck you karzai gozai bache khar

[ZwaanAfghan]

@FARSPARASTEPANJSHER chura zor metet bachagakem lol

[supersk608]

LOVE YOU HAMED KARZIA