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  • Not funny you joke stealing bitch.

  • @MrMinnesotaMitch What the fuck are you doing watching this video then you stupid trolling bitch?

  • @michaelmarijuana Maybe he came to see how unfunny he was for the first time, just like I did. And he's not funny.

  • @R4nd0mEvi1 You must've been living in a cave if this is your first time seeing him.

    Thats your perspective. But if this one video has 4,676 likes, compared to 304 dislikes; Then clearly he must be doing something right as a comedian.

  • I am a brasilian with adhd who failed kindergarden [ due to moving dfrom one country to another] So I relate to 20 percent of this...

  • Think its hilarious that people bitch about him stealing. But u say nothing about the nissan sentra u drive that stole american jobs.

  • Simple unfunny. Stupid air sign.

  • EVERYONE STEALS JOKES. OKAY? GIVE ME ONE JOKE AND 99 PERCENT OF THE TIME I CAN FIND SOMEONE ELSE THAT SAID IT.

  • really this guy is back?

    steals jokes.

  • I swear, but this guy does it a bit too much. I'm NOT offended, just annoyed.

  • Me: Do you like fishsticks?

    Carlos: Yes

    Me: Do you like too put fishsticks in your mouth?

    Carlos: Yes

    Me: Then your a gay fish

    BEST JOKE EVER!!!!!!!

  • @MrOrebore Wow you're original

  • absolutely horrible. didn't come close to laughing once.

  • This, is his best performance period, the lowering of the standards bit had me in fuckin tears!

  • The funniest part of it all is that he lived up to his own racial stereotype by stealing.

  • ...but at least he SAYS he ate the government cheese...at least he's honest..LOL ...yes, I too grew up on ...ta ta da...government cheese LOL thanks alex for uploading... i did see Carlos before, it's worse in the audience...you really can't stop laughing...LOL

  • Not as funny as i thought it was going to be

  • damn this man beats gordon ramsay easly

  • thats kinda funny, what comedy store opener wrote it?

  • fuck u! micheal jackson is awesome... he is who he is! screw u and u r not funny! at all bitch

  • @McCAwesome22 dude it says in the title "Not for the easily offended" u'd think that'd applie to those who like MJ. get over it dumbass

  • @BrookeWolfBetch yeh... but he also stole that from other comediens... he needs to learn his own shit

  • @McCAwesome22 that all may be true but that begs the question: why are you watching this video in the first place if dislike it so much.

  • He's stolen this act from Jerry Sadowitz. He even stole the title of one of Jerry's show, 'Not For the Easily Offended', for fuck's sake!

  • stolen from Kat williams? hmm idc i love carlos menicia & his preachy ass :)

  • Carlos Mencia the Three Amigos. Search it up guys!! :D (He is the last one 2 do the jokes but the other guys r also funny)

  • lol i looove him he sounds like a wrestler lol

  • he reminds me of my fat friend in 8th grade who never had anything funny to say so he just said a bunch of racist shit and laughed at his own shitty jokes. even in 8th grade i recognized how goddamn unfunny he was.

  • jesus this is the least funny thing i have ever seen.

  • Carlos , do you like fishsticks ?

  • shit

  • Lololololol

  • He is funny but grabiel and george r funnier.

  • Man look dude still craccs me up how I feel if u dont like him u don't gotta watch life too short to be a hating ass muthafucka

  • every time he hits the microphone on his head

    take a shot!

  • ur not mexican u r a stupid baboso Honduran

    making money off my people,...ur real name is Ed Holns

    ur not qualified to call us beaners,.because ur not a beaner ur uglier than a mexican

    want to know the real deal check out rogan vs carlos

  • @1rbobcat take your shitty grammar and gtfo. you don't need to all butthurt about a few jokes. read the top comments maybe you will learn something.

  • @1rbobcat here u are again on this website claiming u are mexican when u are not. by the way the uglies latin american period is mexican edward james olmos.

  • In every show he does he has to tell the audience that he's from Honduras and he grew up poor just so he can get cheers. He's just not funny.

  • just not funny -.-

  • Este cabron se avienta.

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  • I swear that Microphone takes a BEATING lmaoo XD

  • cheap comedy

    

  • it just fucking sucks when u actually have to say "i dont own anything " and stuff ....... cause in many videos if u dont they get deleted :( tha sucks generally ..... cant just youtube put a watermark or something that says wmg or whatever ? ........ thnx fo the uploads man ...

  • I fuckin LOVE tigers! Carlos is right abt them bein badass!

  • Lol he fukin kills it in here! Even though he steals sum stuff! He makes it sais it in a better way other comedians wouldn't do!

  • He's sounds like he's mad. Comics are supposed to have fun with telling jokes. He's not very funny.

  • @bigstan54 lololololol cool story bro,what chapter do you stfu??

  • @xxKITTYNINJA You're just as unfunny as he is lol

  • I don't care what he Carlos did, if he did steal jokes or whatever. He made me laugh and in the end that's what comedy is all about making you laugh.

  • classic man classic

  • carlos we love you it does not matter that comedians that nobody cares about them hate you and all people that dislike you are all butthurts you are the best keep it up

  • People can be so stupid, this guy is hilarious cuz he's fuckin honest. If you can laugh at one group of people, you gotta be able to laugh at them all.

    Yes, that means everyone, black guys, white guys, chinese, mid easterns, gays, retards, politicians, women, The list goes on and on, don't be a pussy. We're just having a good time, and if you get offended, check the title: "NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED"

    So if any of this content offends you, don't watch it. Because He's talking about you.

  • @LastDr3am3r445

    not affended by racist jokes affended by stolen jokes.

  • Didn't your mother ever tell you

    If you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all?

  • Saw his live show a while back in Lexington, Kentucky and he was AWESOME!!!

  • this dude is wack and over doing it

  • havent seen this guy in the mainstream in a while, whats he doing these days?

  • @FezTickle masturbating and hitting his kids cause nobody thinks his dumbass is funny. also hes a liar. he wasnt born in another country, his name is Ned and he's of German decent

  • cant afford for more. obama must go!!!!!!!!!!

  • I used to hate this guy because I had heard that he steals jokes, but I went to his show last night and there is no way that he stole every joke that he has. One of the funniest men on the planet.

  • @Moviesmakemereal I know right, I'm seeing him sunday at west palm :)

  • this cunt steals jokes.

  • @dalhousie44 f u dumbcuntfag

    

  • I fucking live those guy

  • i can barely here

  • He's got fuckin balls. I love that.

  • @thefugabans you love his balls?

  • So True! I love Carlos! ...but even though it's an old joke...I bet all the people complaining are the ones he's imitating. XD

  • Easily the LEAST funny person I have ever came across in my entire life..

  • gabriel iglesias is more funny and more educated!

  • LMFAO!!!!

  • Was that supposed to be funny?

  • lol, looks like this xxMadmanxx Derp needs a life :P how many posts have you trolled into this? lol you are the meaning of dee dee dee. derp! Rock on carlos, Madman is jsut upset because its "his turn" lol

  • I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF ON "GOVERNMENT CHEESE"

  • Carlos Mencia was wrong.....I enjoyed 100% of his show XD

  • not funny , its a shame... :/ bad , very bad

  • like if ur watchin this after michael jackson is dead haha

  • i would like him better if i didnt hear all these joke from ther comics before

  • haha when u make as much money as mencia u can do whatever the fuck u want I guess....still funny.

  • dis guy is an idiot hands down he didnt even make me laugh. could even crack a smile from his stupid jokes. an annoying fucker. not hatin cuz hes mexican cuz im one. dont bother text a hate comment about me cuz im gone. not watching his videos no mo'

  • Hmmmm .... 99 expletives in 9 minutes. Government cheese is no excuse for terrible comedy Carlos Mencia.

  • @JKlattProductions so why did you search "carlos mencia"?

  • @TheXxmadmanxxkkk Because I used to think he was funny before I saw this. Why would anyone think he is so funny? I wanna know.

  • @TheXxmadmanxxkkk Because I used to think he was funny before I saw this. Do you think he is hilarious?

  • I just realized... CARLOS is an IDIOT

  • @gustaverds no, haters are idiots. hater

  • hey im gonna steal peoples jokes and repack them in a mexican accent lmao esse lmao lmao

  • @TheBloodyScotsman who gives a shit , its funny. fucking hater

    

  • @TheXxmadmanxxkkk It was funny when the person who originally created the joke said it. It's not funny when some fat fucking mexican steals other people's ideas and gets rich off of them. lmao enjoy being fucked up the ass by corporate greed!

  • @TheXxmadmanxxkkk It was funny when the person who originally created the joke said it. It's not funny when some fat fucking mexican steals other people's ideas and gets rich off of them. lmao enjoy being fucked up the ass by corporate greed!

  • @TheXxmadmanxxkkk It was funny when the person who originally created the joke said it. It's not funny when some fat fucking mexican steals other people's ideas and gets rich off of them. lmao enjoy being fucked up the ass by corporate greed!

  • @TheXxmadmanxxkkk It was funny when the person who originally created the joke said it. It's not funny when some fat mexican steals other people's ideas and gets rich off of them.

  • 273 people's panocha hurts

  • Don't like it, don't watch it faggot, wasting time to bitch on YouTube shows you have no life.

  • @ZOMBIESgoNOMnomNOM lol your bitching about what other people on youtube are doing, so I guess you don't have a life either

  • nigga in a box and that nigga dont drink koolaid

  • Wow, he's so funny. Despite that his little Spic accent he does fails, his racist rants have come off as stupid, and he steals jokes, he's so funny. Only idiot Americans and colored people think he's funny.

  • he acts like a retard.. and thats supposed to be funny ?

    yeh legend indeed.. -_-

  • the LEGEND !!!! :D

  • C0MEDY LEGEND...MASTERPEICE...

  • THE 270 PPL WH0 DISLIKED THIS DIDN'T GET 90% 0F THE J0KES, FUCKING DE DE DE'S....!

  • @mrT0KER420 the 272 people that disliked have a REAL sense of humor. fucking idiot.

  • @VelaToNorma7 FUCK Y0U, FUCKING PUSSY WH0S AFRAID T0 LAUGH AT REAL J0KES. Y0UR THE PERS0N FUCKING UP THIS W0RLD, N0T LAUGHING AT WHAT IS H0NEST AND REAL...PUSSY.

  • @mrT0KER420 Thanks for proving my point, you fucking idiot. Do you even realize that what you said made no sense? Maybe you should do some research on where this fat beaner gets his jokes. Another thing, you seriously think someone not laughing at some stupid mexican's recycled jokes is what's "fucking up this world?" I'm only going to guess that you never went to school because you were too poor to afford it. Typical immigrant trash.

  • @VelaToNorma7 Ha. Watching stupid (Read: Borderline Retarded) people argue is one of my favorite past times.

  • @VelaToNorma7 if you were an immigrant in any other country, you'd be too poor to go to school too. Haven't you noticed that there are americans who are too poor to go to college here as well.

  • "He's a Fuucken freak!" Love the way he says that xD

  • if i ever whent to see carlos id be laughing my ass off during the hole show

  • the reason we're "hating" is because he's pretty much just making fun of mexicans, he's not even mexican & he steals alot of his jokes, its a well known fact in the world of stand up comedians, alot of them dont say anything because they dont want to ruin career opportunities, but yea thats pretty much why we hate this annoying douche

  • @NightManiacsInc you mad bro? if you don't like him why did you even search his name?

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  • @TheKyleawesome13

    whats with kids saying 'you mad bro?' nowadays, umm no bro, i was watching other comedians & saw this clip, & you mad ? that your favorite comedian steals all his shit from other actually talented comedians, thats why he has no comedian friends, he's steals jokes, pretends he's mexican & makes fun of mexicans, he's just an annoying dumbass

  • @NightManiacsInc When I See Something I Have No Interest In (Don't Like) I DON't Click It. You Obviously Came Here To Hate. Just Chill. He Doesn't Pretend To Be Mexican He Says He's From Honduras ALL THE TIME. And How Do You ACT Mexican? And So What If He Steals Jokes And Has No Comedian Friends. He's Still More Wealthy, Funny, And Successful Than You Will EVER Be. And Its COMEDY He Can Talk About What Ever He Wants Its His Fucking Show. Leave Him Alone And Let His Fans Enjoy Without Hate. Thnx.

  • @TheKyleawesome13

    how do you act mexican ?watch his show& you'll see how, the way he talks, his jokes, he says he from honduras but he's said he's part mexican, which he's not & what do you mean, 'what if he steals jokes' ? jokes are supposed to be your thing, you're supposed to be creative funny & everything, but he's not creative or funny at all so he steals jokes from ppl that actually spent the time & were creative enough to come up with a joke, thats fucked up! he's just an annoying thief

  • @NightManiacsInc You Didn't Say Anything New Dude. Just Leave, Your Argument Is Irrelevant.

  • @TheKyleawesome13

    i dont need ANY other argument, yea its not new but it's true, & how the fuck is that not relevant? comedy is an art form,like singing or painting, you have to be skilled & talented, so if you just steal it than that just means you're a good performer with other ppls shit,but you werent creative enough to come up with any of it, its no different than stealing a song or a painting & saying it's yours

    he steals ppls acts, & makes mexicans look stupid by being an annoying idiot

  • @NightManiacsInc I KNEW YOU WOULD GO INTO MUSIC.Have You Heard Of KANYE WEST?One Of The Most Successful Artists An One OF The Most Sought After Producers.80% Of His Stuff Is Sampled Bits And Pieces Of Other Beats,Basically Stealing The Way You Describe It.Ever Heard Of Jay-Z He Takes Rhymes From Biggie Smalls All The Time.What Do All They All Have In Common? They ALL "STEAL" And They Are ALL More Successful Than You. Tell Me This, Why Is He More Famous Than 99% Of The People He "Steals" From?

  • @TheKyleawesome13

    you idiot, there's a difference between sampling music, & giving credit to the artist you sampled from, which kanye & jay z do that & stealing things & claiming you came up with them, which is what mencia does, so its completely different you moron, & the reason he's more successful is because he's a good performer, but he's a good performer with other ppls shit, & okay he's more succesful than me big whup, at least im not a lying stealing uncreative person like mencia

  • @NightManiacsInc It is a "Big Whup" if you keep hating on him.

  • @TheKyleawesome13

    what ?

    that doesnt make sense

    but whatever, go ahead & like your stupid annoying stealing untalented comedian

  • @NightManiacsInc That's what I thought, see ya, haterrrrrr.

  • @TheKyleawesome13

    lol you didnt actually think you won this argument or something, or like i dont know what to say, its a fact that he steals his jokes & you're okay with untalented assholes getting famous off other ppls hard work & creativity, which shows what kind of person you are, you're probably the same, a lazy un creative loser

    its like arguing with a mentally challenged idiot, which is what mencia souns like btw, even if im right you're too dumb to realize, lol moron . . .

    smh

  • @NightManiacsInc I'm A & B Student And I Go To A Private High School, How Am I Lazy? I Never Said He Didn't Steal Jokes, But He's Entertaining. Its Not Like All Of His Jokes Are Stolen, Most Of His Stuff He Thought Of. He Went To California State University, So He Can Sound Like A Mentally Challenged Idiot If He Wants".

  • @TheKyleawesome13

    you can be lazy & go to a private school moron, in fact theres alot of lazy rich kids that go to good schools but have no work ethic because they're lazy & have never worked for anything because their parents buy them everything

    & you're admitting you know that he steals & still like him, idk about you but i hate untalented thieves

    & okay he's entertaining to some idiots like you, but he still isnt creative enough to come up with the jokes himself

  • @NightManiacsInc I'm not by any means "Rich" so watch your mouth, you don't know me,K? And how smart I am doesn't determine what comedian I listen to. Don't try to bring my life into this conversation, for all I know your a 200 pound, 40 year old loser who never accomplished anything, who is obsessed with MMA and the internet. And yeah he steals, I made that clear multiple times. What do you do with your life to make you tell me what kind of person I am based on who I find funny?

  • @TheKyleawesome13

    it just says alot about the person you are if you're willing to like & listen to an annoying comedian that isnt creative enough to come up with anything funny so he steals everything, there's alot of type of ppl like that, they're called losers

  • this mother fucker steals. dont believe me he admitted to it search it up

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  • Hahaha I love this guy!

  • He has a unique approach. And you gotta love it!

  • Look at the description. I don't own anything...yeah neither does Carlos.

  • " Can You Belive That He Fucken Did It ?!"

    LMFAO Best Part

  • dude 268 peoples vaginas hurt quick giv thm vagisal

  • @mariotime87 or realize he steals all of his jokes.

  • dude he makes me shit tacos he so funny!!

  • carlos mencia has a vagina

  • Obama's campaign motto was "Hope" and "Change"

    Mencia's would be "I'll Fix This Shit!"

  • @krayzeejojo Mencia's motto would be "I have the solution... i stole it from Europe..."

  • @krayzeejojo No his motto would be "hey esse im so funny i steal jokes lmao lmao esse lmao"

  • He's awesome! But he...ummm...how do I say this?...."rolls" his Ks? :P like Achmed the Dead Terrorist XD

  • Okay this is called "Not For The Easily Offended" so don't like him, think he's a fake then fuck off! Simple ass that. Whatever he did, it's on HIM! You sound stupid saying guys he did this he's done that so don't like him, when honestly no one gives a fuck! That's one thing that pisses me off about people on here! Complaning about him wont do shit so can you please stfu and get off his videos? :)

  • i hate how he hates on people for not laughing at his jokes

  • this guy has balls and is funny nonetheless.

  • wanna get drunk fast? take one shot every time he drops the F-Bomb

  • @AnimeWolf5193 you can get drunk faster if you take a shot everytime he steals someone's jokes.

  • @AnimeWolf5193 dude i think by 2 minutes in id be plastered haha

  • @AnimeWolf5193 I got drunk in :32 seconds

  • @AnimeWolf5193 That's not a way to get drunk fast. That is a way to get alcohol poisoning fast.

  • Fuckin fanboy assholes, look into his history, this man has stolen jokes, changed his name, and made racial commentary he has no clue about.

    He's a complete and utter fraud. Just ask Ari Shaffir, Bill Cosby, Bobby lee, Sam Kinison, GEORGE FUCKING CARLIN, and a number of other comedians who he has Ripped material from!

    How are you going to rationalize it? The biggest coincidence in comedy history? Get off it.

  • @drpeppa2357 You're on this damn video. We came to enjoy. You came to hate, so... Get the fuck out.

  • He is not funny he clings to the lowest type of humor.

  • this fat asshole just steals jokes fuck him

  • HE IS ONE OF THE BEST COMEDIANS IN THE USA!!

  • yay yay nigga nigga!!! LMAO

  • "..Why are you even listening to these fags? They don't even like pussy!"

  • i have a funny story about the whole tiger thing i use to live in Calgary and some idiot broke into the Calgary zoo and broke into the tiger cage the tiger attacked him but some how the guy survived and said in the paper he was surprised it attacked him when i read that i right away i thought of carlos mencia

  • Idgaf if he stole jokes.. All comics do it.. He just got played.. N dis shit still funny so fuck yall who hatin.. I bet he still PAID!!

  • America is the only place in the world where a poor black boy can grow up to be a rich white woman.

  • lol Yogi bear

  • lol "your a fag im a tiger, wanna fight bitch??" lolololol

  • He went from a grown black man to YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

    LMAO XDDDDDDDDD

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  • According to the like-dislike bar, there were 257 fags who disliked this show.

  • This pendejo is hilarious!

  • It's a shame what happened to Carlos because his delivery as a comedian is spot on perfect. When it comes to writing, if he was a bit stronger in that department, he would be at the top of the comedy chain, and the sad thing, is that he was. It wasn't ability to entertain that killed his career. It was his inability to write jokes which led to his use of plagiarism. He's goddamn hilarious.

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  • the reason hes so funny in tjis and not on comedy central is because most of his stuff was scripted by comedy central

  • yeah hes usually not very funny, but this special was pretty damn funny

  • lmao he said yea yea nigga nigga.

  • 95% of mmorpg communitys are self centered and easily offended people.

  • faggot steals jokes you morons make me sick for liking him

  • @nflizsoft6 hes usually not funny......but this is ok...and thats really cool that you got on a youtube video with a comedian you knew you didnt like just to insult him and his fans. shows how big of a person you are

  • @zhen1234 dont give me your morality son i dont care for it and it would be wise not to waste your time not even responding to this reply

  • @nflizsoft6 son? fucking tool