1/3 Jon Stewart on Millionaire (celeb ed.)

[TheHouseOffice]

Jon used to be So hot...

[cayer1999]

why is this blurry at the bottom

[h3artands0uLL]

are jon stewart and alec baldwin still best friends???

[FrankLightheart]

Oh my God! Jon has color in his hair!

[BlueSmoothie4Eva]

DREW CAREY!!!

[ajsapi]

What was this recorded with a VCR?

[zarteen]

"WTF ALEC BALDWIN!?!" -- My exact words when I saw him.

[Skydance1110]

Millionaire's female staff ranked Jon the what? O.o

The love heart seems...

I WANT TO KNOW

[gymn3]

@Skydance1110 i'm curious about that too..

[dap4991]

@Skydance1110 its "Millionaire's female staff members ranked Jon the cutest celebrity on the show" i googled it :)

[Skydance1110]

@dap4991 Oh, well, I definitely have to agree. :D Thank you!

[shukshuk]

The host has been disrespectful to Jon Stewart on several occasions during this video.

[CoolerKing37]

@shukshuk Don't worry, it's just Regis. 

[veronicachic]

he's so smart!!! fuck! the things he does to me.

[EdMajinLee199999]

I loved this format of Millionaire, nowadays it just sucks.

[wattever333]

norm macdonald, alec baldwin, jon stewart... oy! so much male pulchritude.

[Ihateslowinternet]

@92asdfghjkl Italians DUHHHHHH

[andrewgamba99]

p diddy got the question right faster than i did.

[ReediculousB]

Death stare from Baldwin in the back. Ice cold.

[IAmBadatStarcraft]

Aw, it would have been hilarious if Drew Carey won :P

[jackjohn81]

@nexus375 NO he didn't you fool! it was a joke based on some nonsense he got from O'Reilly and the Fox Network who were upset cuz it wasn't correct to say "Merry Christmas", instead "Happy Holiday's" was the NEW phase. Jon was just doing what any comic would do and take it to the next level. Any comic does the same with subject matter they find funny-stop pretending you liked jon stewart geez stand by your hate don't wush out on us.

[westwind85]

Jon's brother Larry Leibowitz is the Chief Operating Officer (COO) of the New York Stock Exchange.

[Hawkfire11111]

I love when Drew nods his head slightly when Jon tries to ask them for help. Sure, NOW you know Africa's a continent...*referencing Whose Line is it Anyway*

[Mattecarshop]

lol $200 low stakes

[martialme84]

"schleppen" for "to carry sth or sbd" is a phrase we use in german too...

[SteinbrecherBack]

@martialme84 We don't "use it too", it is a German word introduced into English.

[martialme84]

@SteinbrecherBack If you moron understood anything he said(i.e if you had bothered to learn proper english in the first place) you woulda gotten that he (as a jew) explains that he is referring to shlepen, a YIDDISH word.

So don´t feebly attempt to school others as long as you yourself are this blatantly ignorant...

"translated into english" my ass...

idiot...

[SteinbrecherBack]

@martialme84 If you, chief prick, knew anything ABOUT languages at all, you'd know 2 things:

That firstly, YIDDISH is a GERMAN dialect and that secondly, the root of the word is not Hebrew, from which Yiddish took over many loan words, but MIDDLE HIGH GERMAN.

This has nothing to do with ignorance but rather with people like you running round insulting people because you yourself actually cannot do anything else and have to pass your time by offending others. King of the idiots...

[SteinbrecherBack]

@martialme84 Also, my university degree says that my English is quite deserving of a magna cum laude. What I am apparently massively better in than you are is reading, since I didn't write "translated" but "introduced". If you don't know the difference, get yourself a motherfucking dictionary and learn what you claim to be a language you know.

[martialme84]

@SteinbrecherBack Yeah, sure, keyboard hero! ;)

Trying to wriggle your way out, are we?

Well, magna cum laude my ass, little Eric Cartman....

You failed patheticly.

Stomp your foot however you will, crying "noes, you´re wrong, i aint!!!"

If you were anything like as good in reading as you claim, Mr. "magna cum laude"

you wouldn´t have commented in the first place since i never claimed that we used "their" word or that "they" had used it first...

"magna cum laude" :D... little prankster.

[SteinbrecherBack]

@martialme84 Okay, so... your reaction to being bested is... "you lie, you lie, you lie"?

In actuality, while your post does not state outright that "schleppen" is not a West Germanic word, you did imply with your phrasing that the word came from Yiddish and that Yiddish is not a German language.

I did not "stomp my foot" but rather set things right. In fact, you're the one "stomping your foot" going "no, you're wrong" without supporting your ridiculous claim that Yiddish is not German.

[SteinbrecherBack]

@martialme84 How about you go look up "to shlep" online in the Oxford Online Etymology Dictionary, etymonline-com?

On the other hand, you're more the conspiracy theorist kind of guy, simply going "you're lying!" when you're disproven and basically a little publicly humiliated for running around playing the all-knowing bastard, aren't you?

[martialme84]

@SteinbrecherBack Oh, now you are getting real cute. ;)

You know... being able to admit when you´re wrong is actually a virtue. Go look that word up, hun.

I´m leaving you here with this final task, lil eric cartman.

In the future try not to start a ruckus when you should rather be quiet and listen. :D

love

martialme84

[SteinbrecherBack]

@martialme84 Okay, mister "I insult people with words from the 1910s", trying to belittle me is really pathetic. Calling me a nazi because I am German is in actuality pretty nazi. And if you HAD looked it up, you would see the word is trackable over either Modern High German or Yiddish to Middle High German and further to Old High German.

I see no point in staying quiet and listening to idiot nazis like you.

And trying to make yourself look nice by finishing with "love, ..."... massively lame.

[jackjohn81]

@SteinbrecherBack welcome to the club! - maternal grandparents - German (Beiermann) paternal - Austrian (Otto) can't catch a break not with a name like Otto cuz Otto = automatic Nazi here in everyday America + I am also an Austrian Roman Catholic so I was always called freakin' Adolf in High School. Try getting a date with that info.

[SteinbrecherBack]

@jackjohn81 I still find it fascinating that the US, a morally bankrupt, economically destroyed, and socially primitive country consider themselves the "leaders of the free world" (a view ONLY Americans have...). I know there is quite a number of sane people over there. Problem is that they have no position of influence and will not have one as long as religious fanatics are allowed to have that much influence. Having "freedom" also means protecting it, especially against companies and fanatics.

[MitholX]

Why are these questions so easy...?

[Germnst]

wait how did P diddy lose? ... he got a better score.

[Cheskis24]

@Germnst I think those are seconds

[SunstruckGoddess]

I've watched all of these, and P. Diddy has got about every preliminary question right. Give that man some credit!

[ashcarl116]

OOps they made a simple mistake, they said mother teresa was born in 1920, it's 1910 of course. just a typo.

[2730Sm0keR]

was this recorded with a toast roster?

[j0th]

"Uhh, that would be "B" laughter" - "Final?" - "Why? Do you think that's stupid?"

[00sparkleandshiiine]

yeeee i got that shit RIGHT

[artafox]

Ofcourse the question are easy. It's a charity, guys!

[SteamEqualsFAIL]

lol,look at Mr.donaghey.lmao Alec looks good here.

[SnakeBigBoss24]

Julio Iglesias lool

[danielle10171017]

he's too sexyyyy

[LoNaMuZiKe]

the gave him the easiest questions---that proves he aint that bright!

[KaitainCPS]

@LoNaMuZiKe

Oh please. I would be astonished if Stewart had an IQ below 150. He is razor-sharp.

[burtonchalmersnumb1]

@KaitainCPS blow him too while you are at it:)

[KaitainCPS]

@burtonchalmersnumb1

Never done it before, so any advice from an expert?

[bdirknoel1077]

@LoNaMuZiKe All celebrities get slightly easier questions. I wouldnt argue that these are "easy" - just not as tough as ones for regular players. They want to pay these charities

[DiagramOfTruth]

charlie sheen?!??!?!

[bob8984]

they gave him the easiest Q's

[MNico1992]

i bet John was the only person in this particular celebrity episode that is still on the same show now that he was back then. still going strong and still winning emmys

[Krans24]

How the hell did less than half of them get the fastest finger question right? sad

[MelCandy]

At 6:14 "Millionaire's female ranked Jon the..." the what? :(

[paralentor]

puff is the ratboy lurking in the background of all the celebrities we enjoy watching.

[bm359]

*Cheap marketing alert* There's a new Jon Stewart app out for the iphone/ipad, it delivers a daily quote from the man himself.

[6T897]

the female staff members ranked him the what?!

[stevethemongolian]

Fuck Alec Baldwin

[BraverBrooklyn]

I think Jon was funnier back then, his sense of humor is more subtle and dry

[BraverBrooklyn]

0:42 damn P diddy got it right!!

[blang876]

@BraverBrooklyn

and looking mad at 5:22

[ion010101]

Rap sounds like a domestic dispute. It's the tone and feel of the prison yard. I'll never get to my dying breath why a smart person would claim to like it.

[Albyiscool]

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY POP UPS

[Jewclops]

lol he looks irritated at the questions.

[Fiktivhest]

hahah loved how they filmed drew carrey at the sahara question. if anyone has seen WLIIA where drew says africa is a country. i lol'd :)

[Moose225777]

I always wear 100 chameleons when I need to blend in.

[soojb7799]

It's remarkable how quickly Jon's hair grayed...he's still cute, though!

[LuvIsRussianRoulette]

anyone else notice how easy these questions are?

[ddrddrddrddr]

Damn I would have lost on schlep...

[hypercarbon]

wtf. is this pop up video?

[YAHSPETSNAZ]

what a cock.

[monkofcats]

He looks so...Well, sexy, but still, sorta low energy...

[Matthew94R]

whoa vhs , oldschool

[vsusanmoon]

Look Charlie Sheen is in the audience! Too bad he ain't  "Winning"......LOL

(PUN INTENDED)

[madeofhatred]

@vsusanmoon really? that pun was intended? going out of your way to mention charlie sheen and putting winning in quotes and that was intended?

thanks dude..

i would have completely thought that was a coincidence....

faggot

[Bonertronica]

@vsusanmoon Try harder.

[redhead5150]

I.P.S. not U.P.S. but close.

[greatestpeoplealive]

5:25 CHARLIE SHEEN!

[genocidal1915]

dam added noises are annoying wtf



[CheeseMclevitz]

Gotta love Norm Macdonald at the beginning

[aaaaaaayush]

Diddy got it right????????????????

[hailbrando]

jons voice is so nice deep and gravelly. kinda like old hollywood men like robert taylor. ahh..

[jplesner]

wait 4000 in fake bills...... how does that make sense?

[Tasselhof]

@jplesner the glass box under the quiz thing the arrow is pointing at contains 4000 in fake bills.

[carriemia12]

@DenziCloud - look at Alex Baldwin 1:42 - looks Jon has aged wonderfully in compairison LOL

[DenziCloud]

When was this aired? The Daily Show has really aged Jon, Jesus.

[deutschland08fn]

Is it really any surprise that Charlie Sheen got it wrong? 

[masterjoey1029]

0:30 Norm!

[coryandlauren]

I love how they asked him what "schlep" means. He's Jewish. lol

[arenasification]

was he really not sure about on which continent the sahara desert was?

[JuPaschoal]

@arenasification LOL of course not, he was being funny the whole time!

[goodtimesletsroll]

@arenasification no

[aketzle]

He was so adorable!!

[soojb7799]

2:03 -- Thank you, Captain of the Obvious.

[longfootbuddy]

im glad the audience didnt applaud when regis mentioned jon stewart had gotten married... thats so stupid when they do...its also stupid to be involving government in marriage...including the ridiculous tax incentives and lunacy...stop letting government regulate, license, and permit you to live...take back control of your life.. the government shouldnt behave like its your ruler.. unless you want to live like a primitive.. government should be a tool to preserve our individual rights only

[dchris1990]

@longfootbuddy i think the whole reasons govts support marriage, is to keep populations steady or growing... so there is some social reason to encourage it... its also mainly just force of habit, like swearing on the bible, or pledging an allegiance to the flag under god... yea, its not really anything to get worked up about....

[longfootbuddy]

@dchris1990 the reason people get permits and licenses from the government, is because we are slaves of government...slaves need to be permited by the master to do anything

[coxglass]

@longfootbuddy

As we are the government it would mean we are the masters of ourselves.

[longfootbuddy]

@coxglass you people will twist everything around to defend your glorious slavemaster, democracy...yes, when you see people as a group, rather than individuals, you can justify the group acting on behalf of all individuals....but we are individuals, and we are being persecuted by the majority, through democracy, using the tool of government, to enforce their will on us

[dchris1990]

@longfootbuddy well i'd rather be a slave than dead. this 'despotic' government's support of food safety, utilities (like hygienic sewage systems), communications, and law and order, is the only reason you and I are alive.

[longfootbuddy]

@dchris1990 what an unamerican thing for you to say...you swine have ruined the land

[dchris1990]

@longfootbuddy what a judgemental thing to say :P calling somebody swine...gee what other political group called their oppenents thus...surely not the nazis? :P

[longfootbuddy]

@dchris1990 you may think your cute, but you only fool your fellow swine

[hellfirdragon17]

@dchris1990

They had uniforms too, gotta watch out for anyone wearing those.

[celinablack]

Jon's the smartest one there :) i'm so proud

[FlareNeos6]

No you wear bright lights to blend into your surroundings

[BigPoppa1609]

Drew Carey FTW

[briantotse3]

Puffy or Diddy or whatever he's called should change his name to Peanut-head.

[Zacxx2011]

I miss the pop up bubbles. The information in them was pretty cool

[BradfordRants]

he looks like a toddler in a high chair on that thing

[tadwight30]

and you are meshuga sashinator lol

[LemonOdette]

what why is this full of annoying pop up info bubbles full of useless information?

[tokyopanda13]

I think Jon is insulted by these ridiculously easy questions, lol

[LordKaisen]

I'm gonna have to use a lifeline lol

[crocswsocks]

Everyone seems to hate Regis, but I think he's alright.

[williamhenkel]

I will always love Jon Stewart, regardless of what he's on. His Grandmother just died and he's still being somewhat upbeat. Greatest man in history. Gandhi is a close second, don't worry.

[itube612]

tumbs up if you think it was taped on a toilet paper.

[MrHeinrichHimmler]

Jon seems pissed off...

[ClevelandRock]

I love how Regis asks Jon how "the new show" (The Daily Show) is going, and he was kind of afraid to answer that. I guess it wasn't doing so well. Good thing they didn't cancel it.

[wolfgirl3440]

@orbis2009 You call his high pitched squeaky laugh fake! What the hell! I freaking love his laugh! It makes me laugh. And he has won 14 Emmys in the past 9 years, his book was recognized as "book of the year" in 2004, and Time magazine named The Daily Show one of "the 100 best television shows of all time". I think that deserves some credit. It does not deserve you coming on here and criticizing it.

[Volcrim]

drew carrey thought africa is a great country

[RFTC69]

constant excuses on the screen

[dbzisdakrunk]

Ah..the old Tape fuzz.

better than DVD skipping

[spoenk]

lol cocky lil fucker.. I love him!!

[vertigo540]

The music is straight from Perfect Dark.

[Pook365]

"The look of Millionaire's set was origonaly inspired by Batman's cave."

No it wasn't it was inspired by the set for Millionaire in the UK.

[ChaostheClown]

@Pook365 what if their set was inspired by the batcave? :O

xD

[DownWithTheHerman]

i like the pop ups

[elquicko]

i like the random facts.

[readingwench]

I love the popups!!!

I wanna know his ranking on the scale!

[wolfgirl3440]

@readingwench OMG I know! I saw that and I was like OMG why did the fuzz have to be there! haha I bet it was high though or they would not have put it on there. He looks so different than he does now! haha I guess that's what age does to ya! =]

[HellShooter2]

Look at that fantastic Hi Definition VHS quality!

[1990JonasPoulsen]

love how he is climbing on top of the chair :)

[jfeltes2]

Is it sad that the most reasonable man on television is a satirical comedian?

[hgh778]

@jfeltes2

& that people turn to his comedy show for the news.

[jfeltes2]

@hgh778

And that his news is more accurate is sad as well.

[Pook365]

@hgh778

Well it is fair and ballanced.....

[claymars]

sloaches

[forevamore123]

he's so cute! so young and a tiny smartie. :D he's only this . big!

[TheRyder89]

0:40 Funny how P diddy almost won

[LiLKel4]

Oh 90s millionaire. I miss Regis and the hot seat. That was great, wish you'd had the whole thing :)

[girl0loves0acdc]

What it says at 6:15 ... "Millionaires female staff members ranked Jon the cutest celebrity on the show."

[SorceressDamia]

@girl0loves0acdc AWESOME. 

[wolfgirl3440]

@girl0loves0acdc Where did you find that? Did you find it on the Internet somewhere? Cause I've looked everywhere and not found it anywhere.

[girl0loves0acdc]

@wolfgirl3440 Yeah! Hahahaha! It was actually pretty easy to find. I guess I just I'm just google-smart. ;D

[wolfgirl3440]

@girl0loves0acdc haha I guess you are! I'm technology impaired. Was it like a video or something? jw cause I wanna see it w/o all the fuzz. haha =]

[girl0loves0acdc]

@wolfgirl3440 No, I guess the facts are just recorded. You know, kept on file, whatever. It's easy to find them.

[wolfgirl3440]

@girl0loves0acdc OK, thanks so much! =]

[wolfgirl3440]

@girl0loves0acdc haha They were exactly right! =D

[therealcritic28]

@girl0loves0acdc

Smart group of ladies.

[spoole88]

Why are these questions so easy? ActualI would have needed help on the "King of Queens" question... I dont watch that show

[kyokyo87]

@spoole88 It's for charity, so it's in everyone's best interest have easier than normal questions. :)

[spoole88]

Why are these questions so easy?

[LoveHateSensation]

Ah, 90s pop-ups...

I actually miss them. THEY HAD INTERESTING FACTS, DAMMIT.

[munkee805]

what dose the pop up say @6:15?

"Millionaires female staff members ranked jon the..."

[TheAmityvillain]

@munkee805 "Millionaire's female staff members ranked Jon the cutest celebrity on the show"



[munkee805]

@TheAmityvillain they got that right! thanks! ;-)

[MrCopperhead1861]

"The girl now doesn't leave. :O)

[VictorianRonnie]

Wow Baldwin looks good!

[CamiloSanchez1979]

Preposterous ...

[dinche1]

Why is every guy wearing a vneck jumper? haha

[jamiebird666]

wow alec baldwin still looks a bit decent. he really let himself go tho =\

[qbBoys]

how did puff daddy get those all right??? anyone else bothered by this?

[AdrianvsJak]

love the pop-ups

[heyyy19]

If only there were a 'tracking' button on YouTube.

[mykylc]

05:51  "limmo boy..."

[veronicachic]

mmm love me some stewart yes!!!!!!!

(:

[idem0n]

StewBeef!!