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  • fuck u ofir

  • Lol Ofir is Evil

  • I readed the "I hacked shahaf muhaahah" and my reaction was "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

  • Isaiah Mustafa laughed

  • hi.

  • the 1 dislike was dave LOL

  • Jo3 the Princess and B0b The nightmare

  • i went to to my frienz place he asked me wat u wannt do i said wanna die? he said yes aww 21-9-2011 R.I.P

  • there are Three black roosters sitting on a fence. how many beaks do they have? (answer) how many feet do they have? (answer) how many eyes do they have? (answer) a white cat walks bye how long is its tail? (no answer) how come you know more about black cock then white pussy?

    lol

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  • where are the funny comments?

  • potato...

  • Took From Bannedstory 2 Collab

    Edited by me

    Gaga Rush to a Pretty girl and say Hey Baby.Knock Knock.Who there Sex.Sex Who.Sex WITH ME! Girl Give him a Tight slap Because he dun have a Dick he cant sex

  • say "alpha kenny body" really fast many times, and see what it sound like. you can ask your friend to say this, and your parents or maybe teachers and see if they get it. be warned if you really going to use this on a teacher or adult, you may get in trouble.

  • Guy : I Baked You A Pie! :)

    Other Guy : Oh Boy! What Flavour? :D

    Guy : PIE FLAVOUR!

    TEEHEE!

  • i honestly i have nothing funny to say like the other 3633 people who watched this and didnt comment

  • Nyan cat >=D

  • A man was talking 2 god andhe asked

    " How long is a second 2 u god?"

    and god replyed,

    "A million years." then the man asked,

    "God how much is a million dollars 2 u?"

    God replied,

    "A penny." The man then said,

    "God may i have a penny?"

    God replied saying, "In one second."

  • >:O MOO!!!

  • I told my friend

    "wanna stab monkeys with me?" "no"

    "wanna pee on kittens with me?" "no"

    "wanna burn birds with me?" "I wanna be a veterinarian when I grow up...."

    *awkward silence*

  • PEANUT BUTER!...and jelly

  • i like to rub my feet on carpet then shock someone :3

  • hmmmm

    friend:hey watsup man!

    me:'punch firend'

    friend: OW WTHs wrong wif ue!?!?

    me:lvl up! :D

    frm asdfmovie 1 or 2 OwO

  • No matter how good you are at something, there is always that one Asian kid

  • flieing bananas

    

  • monkey bullets!

  • hey you little boy come here take this bomb put it in you pants and run to your mommy in jet blue

  • -MISSING PERSON-

    HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?

    c('.'c)<--------------

    HE WAS LAST SEEN POKING

    A BOMB WITH A STICK.

    -REWARD-

    A BOMB, A STICK & A HEAD

  • @altos555 ok why are you still talking to me your not even cool, and no one know what you are talking about

  • :P bobbing your head and laughing at the same time :P

  • @altos555 you are the biggest fag ever who comes up with this shit. Oh and you are a little pussy that blocked me

  • boo!

  • There were three chinese brothers who lived in China named Chu,Bu,and Fu.

    They decided to go work in the USA.

    They also decided to have american names.

    Chu's name is Chuck.

    Bu's name is Buck.

    Fu went back to china.

  • i ate ur youtube and stole all ur subs

  • Its your turn XDDDDDDD

  • not your weird mom

  • Hamster Jelly.

  • llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllll

  • person:hi

    other person:yo

    random person:HAHAHHAHAHAH

    person: whats so funny

    random person: your ass

    person: huh? why and what

    random person: its shiny

  • Too bored to think about funny things...

    O wait wait! I've got it, so... FORGOT! D:

    Joking, so

    It's orange and on a plane, what's it?

    AN ORANGE!

    It's BROWN and on a plane, what's it?

    The same orange after 2 weeks of vacation :3

  • OMG srsly. guys the video says ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONLY ONE! word and I can see like 1-15 setneces in each comment(incloding in my comment lol delet it guys after you reading it.

    Well first word:bleh

  • Girls are like Hurricanes they come wet and wild but when they leave

    they take your house and cars

    So be careful people when looking for a GF

  • Rate this thumbs up if u want to fk Justin Bieber! =D

  • The funniest thing IS the funniest thing. >:)

  • i know you reading this....

  • The small dinky little peep ass hole pooped on the obese Pac Man and gave Wario the diabetes of Toilets like a fig fagging doodly doobity macko wacko.

  • Dicks

  • there were 3 friends.

    2 went to the mall while the 3rd was home sexting her 5th online boyfriend

    the 2 friends knew about the other's online habits and were trying to stop her

    while walking through the mall, the first friend saw a store for pregnant woman

    she tells her friend and they both take pics and send them to their problem friend

    while writing "your favorite new future store xD lul"

    she texted back, "F u guys. u werent supost 2 no for a few months"

    watch out for dangerous online pedobears

  • There was a tiger and a lion.

    The lion went all like" CHIRP CHIRP"

    The tigers like "what the fuckz"

    Then the lion ate the tiger and found out a bird was eaten

    then I went all "Chirp my ass"

    then i fell and found some pizza the end c:

  • Ok a little boy asked his dad ''Can I take a shower with you'' His dad says ''Ok son but do not look down.''The little boy looks down and says ''Dad Whats that''?His dad says''Oh thats a limo''.The next day he asked his mom if he could take a shower with her.She said''Dont look down.''The little boy looked down and he asked''Mom whats that?''His mom said oh thats a garage door.The next day he asked his parents if he could sleep with them.They said ''Ok but do not look under the sheets.lookpart2

  • Miley Cyrus has testicles on her left kneecap? .....

  • The little boy looked under the sheets''Whats that?'' He asked.'' Thats a limo going into a garage door

  • Three guys go to town without a top and bottom

  • Just remember your always unique, just like everyone else.

  • omg what is the song!? :D

  • here are some Chuck Norris jokes

    Chuck Norris can believe it's butter

    Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, to bad Chuck Norris can't cry

    Chuck Norris is so tough, he can create a atom from spitting on the ground

    reply if you have anymore XD SOVIET RUSSIA ARE ALSO GOOD XD

  • @limitsora69 In soviet russia new year is happy?

  • What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?

    BUBBLEGUM

  • poor shahaf

  • I hate when i go to a wedding and old people say thats going to be you soon... so i started saying the same thing to them at funerals

  • mm...2 people sit together..then 1 fart...the other one..walk slow away..then he run fast...the the other one fart more...and BOOM

  • stop sending metioer i dk how spell lol

    stop sending metioer viruse to shahafs COMPUTER NO WONDER U HACKED HIM LOL

  • BOOBIES.YESH AWESHUM BOOBIES

  • Justin Beiber is straight.

  • you talking to dray

    then a noob meteor hits u both and take it to the world center

  • quack.........................­.

  • Stuff. Funny Stuff.

  • Wait up a sec, somebody is calling me. -Picks up phone- Oh its Fat Albert! -Puts phone back on ear- Oh! They want you to tell your mom, to give him his stomach back XDDDDD . :33 I

  • chocolate rain

  • Farts .

  • oh dear, i've been stabbed by a plastic spoon... -drops dead-

  • @altos555 Lol don't steal LittleKuribohs creative genious T_T.

    Think of somehting different.

    Like If aden was on steriods...

  • @MapleWhitemage oops meant Jaden

  • ok......?

  • You run like a turtle on steroids. How lardaceous.

  • WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFF.......... MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH­A

  • whore whore whore whore whore[yea ummmm not uguy and girl]

  • tuna

  • Penis. . .

  • Pedo bear on crack?

  • Dave? :D

  • Whats the difference between a water bottle and puberty... A water bottle already hit Justin Bieber

  • I'm bored - Ofir

  • Poop.

  • ...erm......ehh...idk? o-O

  • bananas

  • WTF = Wheres The Food?!

  • Fuck fuck big boy~

  • Chuck Norris once went to a birthday party and dared this one kid to suck the helium out of all the balloons, this kid is now known as Justin Bieber XD

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  • EAT MAH LAZZAR.

  • fire + spontaniouse horse combustion = horse flamethrower

  • Hail ALL MIGHTY CHUCK NORRIS!

  • IMMA FIRE IN MY LAZOR

  • ofir killing shahaf

  • the first thing that comes to my mind is: Ofir, u hacked Shahaf's account so you are Shahaf now :) Hurry up and release maple element 9 :)

  • The funniest thing that came to mind is:Ofir using Shahaf as a punching bag

  • Funniest thing that came to mind, Tate's Serious Sam in 8 seconds video xD 

  • JUSTIN BIEBER GETS SHOT IN THE HEAD

  • the first funniest thing i can remember is this?

  • monkey nuts

  • Mohawk Monkeys xD

  • MUDKIPS

  • peNUT BUTTer jelly time

  • Headbop

  • A guy dies by farting to hard

  • He has poop on his face and has a pen15 drawn on it too. Since he came frm a party and forgot everything. So now the two girls tellin their bfs and theyre starting to walk towards him

  • A guy goes into a bar then evryones staring at him right. He turns and sees these two girls staring at him the most. He tries to play it.vc smooth and goes up them. He does his finest pickup lines. then he relizes the two girls have bfs. Another thing he realizes is that

  • Tate a.k.a Goldentot gets blast in the face if a shotgun,flys 50 feet away and start spazing

  • WHAT IS UPUPBENG.

  • people trying to fight over a cake :D while the cat and dog is just watching them fight ಠ_ಠ

  • How fast explorers,dualbladers,resistan­ce ,knights,evans,arans can kill themselves

  • someone dies of thirst

  • the first funniest thing that comes up in your mind

  • chopsticks :o

  • PUDDI PUDDI

  • ( song please and here you go: )

    A blonde in a brunet walk in a bar.

    The brunet sees a guy with alot of dandruff and tells the blonde, "Man we should give that guy some head and shoulders."

    The blonde says, "How do we give shoulders?"

  • My dog stole my dad's seat :P

  • Three Guys Go in a Bar

    The first one says: i have The smallest head in the world!!!

    The Second one says:i have the smallest arm in the world!!!

    The third one says: i have the Smallest Dick in The World!!!

    They go to guiness records Then...

    The first one comes out and says: i really have the smallest head!!!

    The socond one comes out and says: i really have the smallest arm!!!

    The Third one comes out and says: WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER!!!

    :)

  • @bilallolz LMAO

  • @bilallolz i rofl at that everytime

  • @bilallolz Why do I think you stole this from someone hmmm

  • Fat people falling down stairs.

  • The game :D...wait shit...

  • supercalifragilisticexpialidoc­ious

  • a rocket strapped to a tongue

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  • Poo -giggles-

  • How many licks does it takes for a asian to skeet? :3

    Bitchboyplayer

  • lol :D Tailor swift + Jack <- alcohol = kesha 

  • FLYING MONKEY!! >:D

  • My brothr had secks with a monkey and he gave birth to a homosexual baby that likes to touh ppls thingy and another baby that rhaped a hobo inside a store call "Pussies and moar"

  • A banana carameldansen whle eating an apple while apples eating bananas watch o.o err yep 8D think thats more randn then funny but if isaw this id be happy 8D

  • O.O Okay...

    I brought an airtight drinkware about 3/4 full to a plane, when it reached atmosphere level I opened it, the water exploded upwards forcefully and splattered 9 people around me C:

  • Penis O.o LOL

  • Lots of spegetti

  • eeeeeeggggggggnnnnnooooooogggg­gggg! \(>.<)/

  • CHICKEN punching PORK the BEEF pplz COOKIEZ i PIE hate ZABIZ(zombies)

  • S3x

  • i imagined a zombie.a zombie wearing lady gaga clothes.yes,i am insane.

  • Noo fuck you hacker...

  • CARAMELADANCEN!!!!!!

  • POTATO NUGGETS FROM HELL!!!!!!

  • Wanna hear a joke?

    Sure.

    Pussy.

    I dont get it.

    You never will.

  • Trumpets . . .

  • @MapleMissile are u heiph or dylan?

  • @Titanjet123 Dylan

  • Are you Happy?

    Yes!

    Are you idiotic?

    Yes!

    Are you drunk?

    Yes!

  • I LIKE TURTLES O.0

  • Chocolate Cake 

  • someone came out of no where and said "hey i fucked your mom"

  • OH LOOK.

    ICE CREAM.

    Wait...Isnt it too cold for ice cream?

    HOT CREAM!

  • A guy with a theme music that only he cannot hear

  • How do u find a black guy in hide n seek? Make him smile

  • a joke some guy last year told me.

    Q. What do you call a black man flying a plane?

    A. A pilot you racist.

  • Cheeseballlsssss..............­........

  • Keyboard Cat!

  • shahaf + ofir = couple?????

  • unco sam and unco chin talking about hot girls x)

  • Tate screaming over his livestream

  • Wooper eating cheese with a water gun!

  • pewt

  • 20 Dollars -w-

  • A guy whith a cup beating a guy robbing a zombie that got fked out of the universe

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  • 2 cups 1 straw XDD?

  • shahaf got hacked lololol, damn thats not funny

  • @SonicTheSilverShadow

    it was a joke go look in his channel o.o

  • a fat old lady dancing in a bikini

  • call of duty noobs

  • BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB

  • Justin Bevier jumping off a 100story high building and u get to push him off

  • A troll :3

  • A boob with only one hair on the nipple... o3o

  • WAFFLES XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • Epic Beard Man playing a Vuvuzela riding down a Double Rainbow on Gayben...

  • AHH-- emm..

    Crap.