there are Three black roosters sitting on a fence. how many beaks do they have? (answer) how many feet do they have? (answer) how many eyes do they have? (answer) a white cat walks bye how long is its tail? (no answer) how come you know more about black cock then white pussy?
Gaga Rush to a Pretty girl and say Hey Baby.Knock Knock.Who there Sex.Sex Who.Sex WITH ME! Girl Give him a Tight slap Because he dun have a Dick he cant sex
say "alpha kenny body" really fast many times, and see what it sound like. you can ask your friend to say this, and your parents or maybe teachers and see if they get it. be warned if you really going to use this on a teacher or adult, you may get in trouble.
OMG srsly. guys the video says ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONLY ONE! word and I can see like 1-15 setneces in each comment(incloding in my comment lol delet it guys after you reading it.
The small dinky little peep ass hole pooped on the obese Pac Man and gave Wario the diabetes of Toilets like a fig fagging doodly doobity macko wacko.
Ok a little boy asked his dad ''Can I take a shower with you'' His dad says ''Ok son but do not look down.''The little boy looks down and says ''Dad Whats that''?His dad says''Oh thats a limo''.The next day he asked his mom if he could take a shower with her.She said''Dont look down.''The little boy looked down and he asked''Mom whats that?''His mom said oh thats a garage door.The next day he asked his parents if he could sleep with them.They said ''Ok but do not look under the sheets.lookpart2
Wait up a sec, somebody is calling me. -Picks up phone- Oh its Fat Albert! -Puts phone back on ear- Oh! They want you to tell your mom, to give him his stomach back XDDDDD . :33 I
Chuck Norris once went to a birthday party and dared this one kid to suck the helium out of all the balloons, this kid is now known as Justin Bieber XD
He has poop on his face and has a pen15 drawn on it too. Since he came frm a party and forgot everything. So now the two girls tellin their bfs and theyre starting to walk towards him
A guy goes into a bar then evryones staring at him right. He turns and sees these two girls staring at him the most. He tries to play it.vc smooth and goes up them. He does his finest pickup lines. then he relizes the two girls have bfs. Another thing he realizes is that
My brothr had secks with a monkey and he gave birth to a homosexual baby that likes to touh ppls thingy and another baby that rhaped a hobo inside a store call "Pussies and moar"
A banana carameldansen whle eating an apple while apples eating bananas watch o.o err yep 8D think thats more randn then funny but if isaw this id be happy 8D
I brought an airtight drinkware about 3/4 full to a plane, when it reached atmosphere level I opened it, the water exploded upwards forcefully and splattered 9 people around me C:
fuck u ofir
DemonFTWfqwertyuiop 1 week ago
Lol Ofir is Evil
JellesMikNinis 2 weeks ago
I readed the "I hacked shahaf muhaahah" and my reaction was "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
Licherix 1 month ago
Isaiah Mustafa laughed
TheFreezkid 1 month ago
hi.
TheSomeoneOnEarth1Hi 4 months ago
the 1 dislike was dave LOL
xXreiketsu 4 months ago in playlist Videos from shahaf321
Jo3 the Princess and B0b The nightmare
2025allie 4 months ago
i went to to my frienz place he asked me wat u wannt do i said wanna die? he said yes aww 21-9-2011 R.I.P
reapersab9997455 5 months ago in playlist More videos from shahaf321
there are Three black roosters sitting on a fence. how many beaks do they have? (answer) how many feet do they have? (answer) how many eyes do they have? (answer) a white cat walks bye how long is its tail? (no answer) how come you know more about black cock then white pussy?
lol
neoaustin164 7 months ago
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neoaustin164 7 months ago
where are the funny comments?
maxkszie 7 months ago
potato...
maplemix3r 8 months ago
Took From Bannedstory 2 Collab
Edited by me
Gaga Rush to a Pretty girl and say Hey Baby.Knock Knock.Who there Sex.Sex Who.Sex WITH ME! Girl Give him a Tight slap Because he dun have a Dick he cant sex
mapleGmwizet 8 months ago
say "alpha kenny body" really fast many times, and see what it sound like. you can ask your friend to say this, and your parents or maybe teachers and see if they get it. be warned if you really going to use this on a teacher or adult, you may get in trouble.
BlazenJef 9 months ago
Guy : I Baked You A Pie! :)
Other Guy : Oh Boy! What Flavour? :D
Guy : PIE FLAVOUR!
TEEHEE!
Stratobaf 9 months ago
i honestly i have nothing funny to say like the other 3633 people who watched this and didnt comment
dorothy1999 10 months ago
Nyan cat >=D
yunikistardream 10 months ago
A man was talking 2 god andhe asked
" How long is a second 2 u god?"
and god replyed,
"A million years." then the man asked,
"God how much is a million dollars 2 u?"
God replied,
"A penny." The man then said,
"God may i have a penny?"
God replied saying, "In one second."
RumOtakusLittleSiste 11 months ago 4
>:O MOO!!!
waterlilly215 1 year ago
I told my friend
"wanna stab monkeys with me?" "no"
"wanna pee on kittens with me?" "no"
"wanna burn birds with me?" "I wanna be a veterinarian when I grow up...."
*awkward silence*
anipiv 1 year ago
PEANUT BUTER!...and jelly
andyyychi 1 year ago
i like to rub my feet on carpet then shock someone :3
4everpandaz 1 year ago
hmmmm
friend:hey watsup man!
me:'punch firend'
friend: OW WTHs wrong wif ue!?!?
me:lvl up! :D
frm asdfmovie 1 or 2 OwO
FalleNecro 1 year ago
No matter how good you are at something, there is always that one Asian kid
abcabc123123123able 1 year ago 4
flieing bananas
TheBlackDay74 1 year ago
monkey bullets!
Utauhoshina100 1 year ago
hey you little boy come here take this bomb put it in you pants and run to your mommy in jet blue
daxflame100 1 year ago
-MISSING PERSON-
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?
c('.'c)<--------------
HE WAS LAST SEEN POKING
A BOMB WITH A STICK.
-REWARD-
A BOMB, A STICK & A HEAD
xKirbyKirby56 1 year ago
@altos555 ok why are you still talking to me your not even cool, and no one know what you are talking about
dannygranger3 1 year ago
:P bobbing your head and laughing at the same time :P
waterlilly215 1 year ago
@altos555 you are the biggest fag ever who comes up with this shit. Oh and you are a little pussy that blocked me
dannygranger3 1 year ago
boo!
Alphabrotherz 1 year ago
There were three chinese brothers who lived in China named Chu,Bu,and Fu.
They decided to go work in the USA.
They also decided to have american names.
Chu's name is Chuck.
Bu's name is Buck.
Fu went back to china.
HunniSenpai 1 year ago 17
i ate ur youtube and stole all ur subs
DeathOfStarlight 1 year ago
Its your turn XDDDDDDD
CookieAddictxD 1 year ago
not your weird mom
hasharoni 1 year ago
Hamster Jelly.
Linkthamasta 1 year ago
llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
IBadAtMapleAnimation 1 year ago
person:hi
other person:yo
random person:HAHAHHAHAHAH
person: whats so funny
random person: your ass
person: huh? why and what
random person: its shiny
pfokeniebnjdjbkskkfs 1 year ago
Too bored to think about funny things...
O wait wait! I've got it, so... FORGOT! D:
Joking, so
It's orange and on a plane, what's it?
AN ORANGE!
It's BROWN and on a plane, what's it?
The same orange after 2 weeks of vacation :3
jerrythedutchmapler 1 year ago
OMG srsly. guys the video says ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONLY ONE! word and I can see like 1-15 setneces in each comment(incloding in my comment lol delet it guys after you reading it.
Well first word:bleh
gardenyt 1 year ago
Girls are like Hurricanes they come wet and wild but when they leave
they take your house and cars
So be careful people when looking for a GF
lordher0 1 year ago
Rate this thumbs up if u want to fk Justin Bieber! =D
XSilver21X 1 year ago
The funniest thing IS the funniest thing. >:)
FlyinHighInTheSkye 1 year ago
i know you reading this....
MegaPinpon 1 year ago
The small dinky little peep ass hole pooped on the obese Pac Man and gave Wario the diabetes of Toilets like a fig fagging doodly doobity macko wacko.
MapleRamen7 1 year ago
Dicks
MapleModify 1 year ago
there were 3 friends.
2 went to the mall while the 3rd was home sexting her 5th online boyfriend
the 2 friends knew about the other's online habits and were trying to stop her
while walking through the mall, the first friend saw a store for pregnant woman
she tells her friend and they both take pics and send them to their problem friend
while writing "your favorite new future store xD lul"
she texted back, "F u guys. u werent supost 2 no for a few months"
watch out for dangerous online pedobears
AsianBlueBerry13 1 year ago
There was a tiger and a lion.
The lion went all like" CHIRP CHIRP"
The tigers like "what the fuckz"
Then the lion ate the tiger and found out a bird was eaten
then I went all "Chirp my ass"
then i fell and found some pizza the end c:
RydahsPwndge 1 year ago
Ok a little boy asked his dad ''Can I take a shower with you'' His dad says ''Ok son but do not look down.''The little boy looks down and says ''Dad Whats that''?His dad says''Oh thats a limo''.The next day he asked his mom if he could take a shower with her.She said''Dont look down.''The little boy looked down and he asked''Mom whats that?''His mom said oh thats a garage door.The next day he asked his parents if he could sleep with them.They said ''Ok but do not look under the sheets.lookpart2
Dawn18war 1 year ago
Miley Cyrus has testicles on her left kneecap? .....
NitroBurn3 1 year ago
The little boy looked under the sheets''Whats that?'' He asked.'' Thats a limo going into a garage door
Dawn18war 1 year ago
Three guys go to town without a top and bottom
xXMapleL0v3rx 1 year ago
Just remember your always unique, just like everyone else.
ultimateshadrouge 1 year ago
omg what is the song!? :D
missmagicbananasXD 1 year ago
here are some Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris can believe it's butter
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, to bad Chuck Norris can't cry
Chuck Norris is so tough, he can create a atom from spitting on the ground
reply if you have anymore XD SOVIET RUSSIA ARE ALSO GOOD XD
limitsora69 1 year ago
@limitsora69 In soviet russia new year is happy?
FierceGriffon 1 year ago
What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?
BUBBLEGUM
Simon2664 1 year ago
poor shahaf
Mythologyv1 1 year ago
I hate when i go to a wedding and old people say thats going to be you soon... so i started saying the same thing to them at funerals
ProSkillx 1 year ago 34
mm...2 people sit together..then 1 fart...the other one..walk slow away..then he run fast...the the other one fart more...and BOOM
mitziFtW 1 year ago
stop sending metioer i dk how spell lol
stop sending metioer viruse to shahafs COMPUTER NO WONDER U HACKED HIM LOL
alvintan00 1 year ago
BOOBIES.YESH AWESHUM BOOBIES
sonicXP25 1 year ago
Justin Beiber is straight.
Chrix555101 1 year ago
you talking to dray
then a noob meteor hits u both and take it to the world center
tonitocinoo 1 year ago
quack..........................
jennynguyen1231 1 year ago
Stuff. Funny Stuff.
AJSZProductions 1 year ago
Wait up a sec, somebody is calling me. -Picks up phone- Oh its Fat Albert! -Puts phone back on ear- Oh! They want you to tell your mom, to give him his stomach back XDDDDD . :33 I
mustkillkittys 1 year ago
chocolate rain
VersiCoIor 1 year ago
Farts .
x3po0hiE 1 year ago
oh dear, i've been stabbed by a plastic spoon... -drops dead-
EternallyxApril 1 year ago
@altos555 Lol don't steal LittleKuribohs creative genious T_T.
Think of somehting different.
Like If aden was on steriods...
MapleWhitemage 1 year ago
@MapleWhitemage oops meant Jaden
MapleWhitemage 1 year ago
ok......?
TheMapleMushie 1 year ago
You run like a turtle on steroids. How lardaceous.
dontfollome1 1 year ago
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.......... MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
devil124220 1 year ago
whore whore whore whore whore[yea ummmm not uguy and girl]
AnimeZeroBlue 1 year ago
tuna
kitcat3151996 1 year ago
Penis. . .
sycr0w 1 year ago
Pedo bear on crack?
OMgoshMapleStory 1 year ago
Dave? :D
FierceGriffon 1 year ago
Whats the difference between a water bottle and puberty... A water bottle already hit Justin Bieber
Henniepie 1 year ago
I'm bored - Ofir
xxBabeAnimeangel 1 year ago
Poop.
MewMewConnections 1 year ago
...erm......ehh...idk? o-O
CautionKoh 1 year ago
bananas
jeffreydb3 1 year ago
WTF = Wheres The Food?!
XxWaynes 1 year ago
Fuck fuck big boy~
MrChibaifuck 1 year ago
Chuck Norris once went to a birthday party and dared this one kid to suck the helium out of all the balloons, this kid is now known as Justin Bieber XD
WooNoo51 1 year ago
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iDxDi 1 year ago
EAT MAH LAZZAR.
JVlapleBoii 1 year ago
fire + spontaniouse horse combustion = horse flamethrower
Ramon609 1 year ago
Hail ALL MIGHTY CHUCK NORRIS!
aznboy60469 1 year ago
IMMA FIRE IN MY LAZOR
WinsonBringsYou 1 year ago
ofir killing shahaf
Titanjet123 1 year ago
the first thing that comes to my mind is: Ofir, u hacked Shahaf's account so you are Shahaf now :) Hurry up and release maple element 9 :)
Reinrex88 1 year ago
The funniest thing that came to mind is:Ofir using Shahaf as a punching bag
badboys5612 1 year ago
Funniest thing that came to mind, Tate's Serious Sam in 8 seconds video xD
CTEAnimator 1 year ago
JUSTIN BIEBER GETS SHOT IN THE HEAD
OmegaTheAngel 1 year ago 2
the first funniest thing i can remember is this?
Fierying 1 year ago
monkey nuts
2guardd 1 year ago
Mohawk Monkeys xD
RoxieKitsune 1 year ago
MUDKIPS
isocookiecrazy 1 year ago
peNUT BUTTer jelly time
antmoose90 1 year ago
Headbop
x3LEMONz 1 year ago
A guy dies by farting to hard
MultiKombo 1 year ago
He has poop on his face and has a pen15 drawn on it too. Since he came frm a party and forgot everything. So now the two girls tellin their bfs and theyre starting to walk towards him
AngeldemonLOLZ 1 year ago
A guy goes into a bar then evryones staring at him right. He turns and sees these two girls staring at him the most. He tries to play it.vc smooth and goes up them. He does his finest pickup lines. then he relizes the two girls have bfs. Another thing he realizes is that
AngeldemonLOLZ 1 year ago
Tate a.k.a Goldentot gets blast in the face if a shotgun,flys 50 feet away and start spazing
vTxTobi 1 year ago
WHAT IS UPUPBENG.
DeeJayCrapsody 1 year ago
people trying to fight over a cake :D while the cat and dog is just watching them fight ಠ_ಠ
911ilovecookies 1 year ago
How fast explorers,dualbladers,resistance ,knights,evans,arans can kill themselves
Blueapple5TheMage 1 year ago
someone dies of thirst
XXNightLordXxX12 1 year ago
the first funniest thing that comes up in your mind
SJSNSDBB 1 year ago
chopsticks :o
Anzety5 1 year ago
PUDDI PUDDI
kiyoo23maple 1 year ago
( song please and here you go: )
A blonde in a brunet walk in a bar.
The brunet sees a guy with alot of dandruff and tells the blonde, "Man we should give that guy some head and shoulders."
The blonde says, "How do we give shoulders?"
xDorkieasien 1 year ago
My dog stole my dad's seat :P
SolaratheHedgehog 1 year ago
Three Guys Go in a Bar
The first one says: i have The smallest head in the world!!!
The Second one says:i have the smallest arm in the world!!!
The third one says: i have the Smallest Dick in The World!!!
They go to guiness records Then...
The first one comes out and says: i really have the smallest head!!!
The socond one comes out and says: i really have the smallest arm!!!
The Third one comes out and says: WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER!!!
:)
bilallolz 1 year ago 84
@bilallolz LMAO
RewhRyu 1 year ago
@bilallolz i rofl at that everytime
SonicTheSilverShadow 1 year ago
@bilallolz Why do I think you stole this from someone hmmm
Repudation 1 year ago
Fat people falling down stairs.
DeathDak 1 year ago
The game :D...wait shit...
ichigoawsomeness 1 year ago
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
justin09071997 1 year ago
a rocket strapped to a tongue
XIassassinX 1 year ago
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XIassassinX 1 year ago
Poo -giggles-
OwnIify 1 year ago
How many licks does it takes for a asian to skeet? :3
Bitchboyplayer
bitchboyplayer 1 year ago
lol :D Tailor swift + Jack <- alcohol = kesha
XDpwnmebobaXD 1 year ago
FLYING MONKEY!! >:D
MapleDudeidy 1 year ago
My brothr had secks with a monkey and he gave birth to a homosexual baby that likes to touh ppls thingy and another baby that rhaped a hobo inside a store call "Pussies and moar"
vincedit 1 year ago
A banana carameldansen whle eating an apple while apples eating bananas watch o.o err yep 8D think thats more randn then funny but if isaw this id be happy 8D
magicmage0323 1 year ago
O.O Okay...
I brought an airtight drinkware about 3/4 full to a plane, when it reached atmosphere level I opened it, the water exploded upwards forcefully and splattered 9 people around me C:
COZYTW 1 year ago
Penis O.o LOL
iamcharlesly 1 year ago
Lots of spegetti
Blblaze00 1 year ago
eeeeeeggggggggnnnnnooooooogggggggg! \(>.<)/
Marlonku100 1 year ago
CHICKEN punching PORK the BEEF pplz COOKIEZ i PIE hate ZABIZ(zombies)
ShadowChaosFireX 1 year ago
S3x
bnbnbv1 1 year ago
i imagined a zombie.a zombie wearing lady gaga clothes.yes,i am insane.
SidneysDungeon 1 year ago
Noo fuck you hacker...
ijakcars 1 year ago
CARAMELADANCEN!!!!!!
hxer6 1 year ago
POTATO NUGGETS FROM HELL!!!!!!
MasterShadeful 1 year ago
Wanna hear a joke?
Sure.
Pussy.
I dont get it.
You never will.
w3viet3d 1 year ago
Trumpets . . .
MapleMissile 1 year ago 63
@MapleMissile are u heiph or dylan?
Titanjet123 1 year ago
@Titanjet123 Dylan
MapleMissile 1 year ago
Are you Happy?
Yes!
Are you idiotic?
Yes!
Are you drunk?
Yes!
Pung900 1 year ago
I LIKE TURTLES O.0
finalroxas50 1 year ago
Chocolate Cake
tigerzgang96 1 year ago
someone came out of no where and said "hey i fucked your mom"
holybelief 1 year ago
OH LOOK.
ICE CREAM.
Wait...Isnt it too cold for ice cream?
HOT CREAM!
privanoftheivan 1 year ago
A guy with a theme music that only he cannot hear
diemanolp 1 year ago
How do u find a black guy in hide n seek? Make him smile
WayDaGo1 1 year ago
a joke some guy last year told me.
Q. What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A. A pilot you racist.
ixWishingx3 1 year ago
Cheeseballlsssss......................
ssnnqq 1 year ago
Keyboard Cat!
ZombieBoy014 1 year ago
shahaf + ofir = couple?????
wicent123 1 year ago
unco sam and unco chin talking about hot girls x)
UnluckyDcky 1 year ago
Tate screaming over his livestream
XeroSprite 1 year ago
Wooper eating cheese with a water gun!
herosource123 1 year ago
pewt
AkiraKunXP 1 year ago
20 Dollars -w-
PenguinChick23 1 year ago
A guy whith a cup beating a guy robbing a zombie that got fked out of the universe
ilikerumblefighter12 1 year ago
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KaterRiek 1 year ago
2 cups 1 straw XDD?
cjona480 1 year ago
shahaf got hacked lololol, damn thats not funny
SonicTheSilverShadow 1 year ago
@SonicTheSilverShadow
it was a joke go look in his channel o.o
lordher0 1 year ago
a fat old lady dancing in a bikini
ccadetc 1 year ago
call of duty noobs
magicsgift 1 year ago
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB
iStars4eva 1 year ago
Justin Bevier jumping off a 100story high building and u get to push him off
PoochyDude 1 year ago
A troll :3
gidokutama 1 year ago
A boob with only one hair on the nipple... o3o
musicman2135 1 year ago
WAFFLES XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Yemo47 1 year ago
Epic Beard Man playing a Vuvuzela riding down a Double Rainbow on Gayben...
NeptuneMS385 1 year ago
AHH-- emm..
Crap.
ZAznGirlZ 1 year ago