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  • I am amazed by how frightened you are by something as simple as a chimp making a pointy stick. So frightened that you go as far as claming that the stick isn't pointy.

    You know full well how fragile your belief system has become and now you're trying to hold on to straws that aren't even there, denying that a chimp could have figured out that a sharp stick could kill something and be used for hunting. Claiming it is a hoax because the camera team wasnt present the moment the ape was hunting.

  • Holy shit lady are you wilfully ignorant or what? Number 1: A Javelin is not a spear.

    2: A chimp is not a monkey.

    3. If you don't believe a stick could be used for deadly purposes you have less ingenuity than chimps.

    4. "They learn by watching" Yes when one being demonstrates a task to another and the other copies it, this is known as 'teaching'.

    Every point you make is based around your ignorance; you seem to honestly believe that knowledge is evil.

  • Is this a joke? Satire?

  • WOW just WWWOOOOOOOWWWW!!! Please I am begging the Americans watching this video to tell me that the majority of your people are NOT like these two "humans" here!!!!

  • I say you go where these monkeys are and let them stab you with their spears and then you can tell me what you think....oh wait, you won't be able to. shit.

  • oh my !

    you don't suppose to swallow evolution right down as you put it..

    you suppose to learn about it..and until you do understand, you can't really criticize it.

  • this woman has to be a poe,right?

  • Spear definition : A weapon with a long shaft and a pointed tip, typically of metal, used for thrusting or throwing.

    Thrusting OR throwing!!!

    You ought to be ashamed, but I don't think you have the intelligence or self awareness.

  • I find it Ironic that your daughter, or whoever that kid is, is mimicking your belief system.....she isnt using her critical thinking skills at all. This is made obvious by the fact that she is scoffing evolution before even being taught the science behind it. You have indoctrinated her against evolution therefore she never had the chance to see the science for herself and decide whether she wants to belief it or not. You madam are a hypocrite .

  • @clockwatcherrocker, My kid got the full teaching of the Theory of Evolution in public school...so now she knows both sides of the arguments and can make up her own mind. Of course she believes we are all created by God because the evidence is stronger for that then Evolution, maybe that is the biggest reason that you can't stand the flaws of Evolution being taught.

  • @sablechicken The poor kid just wants her mommy to love her, therefore she'll do and think what mommy says she should be doing.

  • @sablechicken There is no evidence for God...there is mountains upon mountains of evidence for evolution. Evolution does not disprove God. Why do you wish to stay willfully ignorant?

  • @sablechicken She obviously didn't. I know for a fact that the evolutionary evidence outweighs evidence for creation by the amount of its own weight.

    There is no evidence supporting creation. Evolution however has been plainly proven. Just look into any single scientific book on the matter that was published anywhere between now and 10 years ago.

  • You sound so articulate and intelligent. In fact I would put you on a par with a loaf of sliced white bread. What hope does this poor child have?

  • This is a joke, has to be

  • You truly believe that a sharpened stick is NOT a deadly weapon?!? Do me a favor, sharpen a stick to a fine point. Then use all of your might jab it into your neck and then maybe you'll re-evaluate the deadliness of that WEAPON. You are incredibly fucking stupid and you're poisoning your child's mind with this bullshit about evolution not being factual. How do you explain dinosaurs? Can you honestly tell me that the earth is less than 10,000 years old? Because that's what your god claims. The b

  • @AirborneRanger0801, Are you in the military? What are you fighting for? Freedom?! Yet you abuse and call me names for believing that we are all created equal by God. Don't I have the freedom to believe that? How do you explain dinosaurs? I explain them as being killed in a Great Flood, their bones got been buried in layers of sediment from that flood then turned into fossils. So what if I believe the Earth is 10,000 yrs old?

    Have you run out of puppies to throw off of cliffs?

  • scientific truth is NOT an opinion..u can't just believe anything u want and be respected..truth isn't a democracy. what if i believed the moon was made of diamond?..should i be allowed?..sure, i guess. but, should i be respected?..of course not.

  • @sablechicken You may believe whatever you want, but when you come and try to stand in the way of science and the progress of the human species, when you poison the mind of an innocent child to be ignorant of real evidence only to assure your own personal comfort, you are overstepping your boundaries.

    Would you want a muslim to tell you you have to hide yourself under a burka for the rest of your life? No? Then maybe you understand why non-christians don't want you to piss on them.

  • oh yeah, because less then five seconds of footage from the today show is enough to discredit an entire scientific discovery

  • Upon reviewing this video i have found that all the peer reviewed papers, the examples and proof of evidence is just a consistent group of people that have a higher iq than me with an agenda to persuade me away from the truth. We didn't evolve, That's preposterous. a magician in the sky made the universe. He also made man out of dirt, and a woman from his ribs. That's not nearly as far fetched as evolution. This video is a clear indictment of the American education system.

  • If you were left out in the wild with no other tools than your hands and teeth and told to make a spear I wonder how it would look...

    You would find some way to process iron then go on to make steel.

    You would probably end up with a barbed steel spear perfect for throwing at other animals or stabbing them in close combat...

    And they you would go on to make gunpowder and create a hunting rifle with laser sights.

    All in a days work for intelligent people such as yourselves.

  • You are basing your stupidity and ignorance on one video?

    One video?

    Its as stupid as basing your entire ideology on one book? - Oh, so many already do that!

    Its pathetic and beyond words on just how stupid this is. There are many many other documentaries that are readily available that shows Chimps and other primates hunting down smaller monkeys and yes, other videos showing them using tools too! - If you are only using this one video then no wonder you look like a stupid moron.

  • @FatRakoon, No, you are the moron. Chimps have ALWAYS used "tools" or sticks. Why did NOVA claim that has made them "almost human"? They do it for people like you that think the Bible is only just one book! It makes you feel good to think that you are only little more than just an animal, and therefor you are lead to believe that you will not be held accountable for your actions. Yet even in your animal state you want to judge others for believing there is a God is wrong. Ironic.

  • @sablechicken

    YOU : Chimps have ALWAYS used "tools" or sticks.

    Yes, I know, as have many other animals I have known it for years, whats your point.

    You : therefor you are lead to believe that you will not be held accountable for your actions.

    I already am accountable for all my actions by other people. If I get away with anything then cool. What makes you think there is anything else?

    And you call me ironic... Have you watched your own video back? Its a perfect example of irony.

  • @sablechicken I know this may be pointless, as you've shown yourself to be 100% stupid, but I'll go ahead for the hell of it.

    There are tons of theists that believe in evolution. To claim that somehow this means you believe in it to avoid god judging you or whatever is fucking stupid. Now you need to explain how theists can be theists and yet, believe in evolution.

    Also, to put foward the idea that teaching evolution is brainwashing is ironic coming from a christian...funny.

  • From the trees to the moon, deal with it

    From spears to rifles, deal with it

    Evolution, deal with it

    To see that sharpened stick as just a sharpened stick is a crime against your ancestors. Their ape brains taught them to be productive when they felt fear of hunger and death. Now, the fear of death has brought superstition and hate. I piss on your unused brain, and that "stick" is gilded in mine as a link to the past.

    I'll see your daughter in my porn if she inherited your brain. *fap fap fap*

  • Does she deny evolution hahaha? Not going to watch the video such an unbearable accent.

  • This video should contain a warning label for severe irony!

  • Are you seriously going to sit there and critique the way a chimpanzee makes a spear. It's not going to make one like a human could, at least not right away. I'm willing to bet when humans first started making weapons it wasn't automatically perfect. I'm sure there was some trial & error.

    Hell, there's still trial & error when you make ANY new weapon.

    So the spear may not work, the point is the chimps are trying to make weaponry, which is more than any other animal has done.

  • have you not seen a chimp peal the bark from a stick. and use it as a tool o catch termites?

    not only are a retard, i can tell from this short video that you are crippling your childs mind draging her down with you just so you wont have to face the day that she see's you for what you realy are.

  • X men First class referred me to this

  • Is she dissing the spear making ability of the poor chimp?

  • Look up the definition of culture and spear. Also chimps are not monkeys. You don't know enough to review this report.

  • @ministe123, That is right chimps are not monkeys and humans are not primates. Thanks for taking time away from your perverted porn watching to comment.

  • @sablechicken This is all very pathetic.

  • @sablechicken.................­........im sorry, but, you're so stupid i really dont know what to say. Im glad that this video has so manny dislikes, it shows that that are humans with a brain in their head that. You call us evolutionists brainwashed, but you don't seem to realize that your doing exactly that to your own daughter. The color changes in the monkey for for an obvious reason. In video 1 the monkey is exposed to the sun, and in video 2 the monkey is in the shade of a tree.....

  • @sablechicken Also, as for the shape of the spear. Tribal men in Africa use sticks that are not straight to hunt with, so they fly more like an arrow. The straight spears you're thinking of came out of Europe, and are for thrusting, not throwing. I doubt even you could make a straight spear. And yes, were not teaching our kids critical thinking skills in school. Right. You're doing so much better shoving this crap down your daughters head. She says almost the exact same things you do.

  • @sablechicken which is what happens when a child isnt allowed to come up with his/her own arguments. The reason, i think, the kids in the video didn't skip the unnecessary steps is because we have taught our kids to follow directions to the letter, where-as the chimps have had no formal education and therefore have no predisposition for following instructions to the letter.

  • @sablechicken All your arguments are stupid, im sorry. Im not calling christians or religious people in general stupid. In fact, some of the smartest people i know believe in the Christ or the Buddha ect... This is a direct insult to you, you are stupid, are you are harming your child's brain.

  • @sablechicken and by the way, humans are primates. Some more than others, thank you for showing us.

  • @sablechicken I like how you assume the person that called you out spends all day watching porn.

    Just because someone CORRECTLY calls you out on misinformation, doesn't mean they're some random pervert.

  • @sablechicken then what are humans if there not primates? Why do humans share so much with primates then? Also, what's your evidence for any of your claims?

    Also, you really don't act very christian at all. "Thanks for taking time away from your perverted porn watching to comment." and you wonder why christians like yourself get mocked and what not? Really? when you go out of your way to insult your viewers? damn women...damn.

  • @sablechicken

    "That is right chimps are not monkeys and humans are not primates. "

    chimps are genetically closer to humans than they are gorillas..humans are primates..but who cares?..why is that so horrible?..does it mean we don't love and don't have empathy?..does it strip us of our value?..we're animals. we're fucking awesome animals. look at all we've accomplished. we're animals, but we're not JUST animals..

  • @itzahazylife, "Why is that so horrible?"

    You need to look into how people can be treated like slaves and have all their rights taken away from them when they are considered to be like other animals. look up “Man or Other Animals” Alfred Adask's

    watch?v=95sn6UoAHEk

    Globalists Legal Description for You is ANIMAL! 'Colloidal Silver Lawsuit by Texas'

  • @sablechicken

    we aren't JUST animals because we happen to have evolved from less intelligent animals..we still are what we are..why can't u realize that?..a beautiful mansion isn't just bricks, wood, and concrete. it's still the amazing end product. we gradually got to this point. why does that take away our value?..i'm an advanced ape..yet, will i go out and rape women? beat up weaker people?..of course not..because i'm still a human being. a human animal.

  • @sablechicken Why do you have to be so mean and hateful towards other people? I thought god was watching at all times and love your fellow people and all that bible stuff you know?

  • @sablechicken

    like i said before..we're animals. we shit, sleep, eat, cough, fart, yell, cry, hurt, breathe, etc..we're animals, but by classification, not in a way that we're a bunch of barbarians..just because i believe that i'm an evolved primate, doesn't cause me to become barbaric..why is that? because i'm also a man. i'm a primate. yet, i'm still moral, empathetic, intelligent, etc..that's what a homo sapien primate is lol..u should be proud to be such an amazing primate.

  • Chimps already use tools. This has been demonstrated many times (eg sticks for digging termites out)

    Brainwashing your kids. You make me sick.

  • Yep, I failed, 5 mins, after hearing the girl talking about brainwashing, I became so angry, I couldn't barely speak.

  • Within a minute, I was grinding my teeth so hard, I was getting a tooth ache. I don't know if I can watch all ten minutes of this :(

  • I think youre a bit misguided if critical thinking led you to religion.

  • The monkey is already more intelligent than you. Poor kid.

    I honestly get the feeling you are scared of a monkey overlord that will rule earth.

  • @PowerfrogsBeotch I for one welcome our new Monkey Overlord and their banana opening technology. It is certainly more advanced then anything this 'woman' could come up with even if she was given a million years. I feel insulted to share the same species as her.

    I also mourn for the potential loss of this child. This is mental abuse at it's finest right here. I do really hope the child is playing along for the sake of pleasing her mother. That she doesn't believe this crap.

  • I got a headache halfway through your stupidity.

  • How dare you criticize one of my videos when this is the garbage that you're putting out you moronic piece of worthlessness. I hope you're going to be happy when you realize the reason why the furthest you're daughter is ever going to go in life is dancing around a big brass pole because you stunted her education.

  • Umm.... Chimpanzee, not Chimpamzee.

    Indoctrination at its "finest".

  • Not all spears are thrown, but I imagine you probably don't know how to use a spear. Maybe the monkey can teach you.

  • Yeah, sorry to interrupt the longer, more intellectual and sophisticated style arguements.

    I saw the video response of philhellenes first. Now, I don't follow him like sheep, so I seriously thought that it can't be that bad.

    Holy fuck how wrong I was. Sadly I'm tired at the moment and now even angry, thanks to you. And so, without my heart skipping a beat, I can tell that you disgust me, and judging by the amount of likes on your videos, many others.

    You believe in Santa too, I assume.

  • Ha, this video shows a good example of a human child blankly copying what her parents teach her.

    It is too bad that this little kid will grow up with a damaged world view.

    Christianity is an immoral religion and the god of the bible, if it existed, would not deserve worship. Teaching your kid like that is horrible.

  • Man this is a great example of human stupidity. This woman is a sad case. This is boardering on child abuse.

    What do you think the first primitive human tools looked like?

    The funny thing is that spears are often not thrown and used just to stab. How can they not understand what a spear is?

    next thing they will make a video denying beaver dams are homes and say that they are just piles of sticks.

    Maybe they will claim, as the bible does, that ants don't live together in colonies...

  • ok 1. That spear looked very well fashioned for one made by a CHIMP! hell id like to see you make a better one. 2. chimps probably are smarter than little children that dont know how to discern important from non important task. and 3. i think chimps are smarter than most people nowadays hell i know there smarter than you, and im sure i spend 95% more of my time scratchin my balls than chimps do, so that gives them a one up rite of the bat XD. anyway quit brainwashing your kid!!!!!!!!!

  • @TheDeadGunslinger , maybe you should use your time to go see a doctor and get your "scratchin problem" treated, rather then bragging about it on the internet.

  • Wow, it's really cool that chimps are learning how to make spears. They can learn sign language too. Thx for putting this up, you're a doll. ;p

  • If ONLY stupidity was painful! You should not be allowed to breed.

  • I bet, given a whittling knife and a straighter stick, sablechicken and many humans would fail to make and use a spear. I would be amazed if I myself could pull it off.

    This isn't critical thinking. CT is skepticism toward a claim until there is more evidence for than against. CT is approaching with an open mind. Not deciding it's wrong first and then finding reasons why it's wrong. Critically think about its rightness and wrongness at the same time.

  • Brainwashing works best if you are only exposed to one source of information, and see other information through its interpretation. Like if you only watch TV when you have someone explaining it all to you. Simply seeing an idea on TV is not brainwashing.

  • @qwexas

    watch?v=5uZAjwN2Eho

  • "Must keep you brainwashed! Don't critically think!"

    Wow. Isn't that what your religion teaches you?

  • You need to do some research on ancient weapons and tactics if you are going to comment on them. A spear does not have to be thrown to be considered a spear. Spears were used mainly as stabbing weapons in ancient hunting and warfare. A stabbing weapon does not have to be straight in order to be effective.

  • You and people like you are the reason why this country is going down the tubes

    I'll bet a surf-n-turf that you think Palin is a smart woman or that Obama is a non US citizen Muslim too

    I can't wait for humanity to get rid of silly superstitions of gods and magic sky pops

  • WOW, this is why Japan, the most non-religious nation on the planet, will own the future. Not us, no not us, we have too many hurp durp people like you around. You have poised your child, she will not be ready for the world of high technology and shit.

    Americans, wake up to this stupid fairy tail. This lady has no idea of what she is talking about. If she would spend a week, or a month with the chimps, she might actually see what they reported.

    Stupid bitch!

  • Shawn21769,

    You believe everything you see on TV without question. America doesn't make anything, China makes cheap crap and we buy it up with VIsa. They are spraying poisons on you with airplanes and putting poisons in water and aspartame in every kind of food they can think of. 1 out of 99 children get Autism after being vaccinated yet you think this is the only way we can stay alive. You think your vote matters? Hurp durp you idiot you have been sold a lie, and you're to brainwashed to now it

  • @sablechicken I can see you have a skeptical mind. and I think it is very important that we treat those that claim to hold power over us with a healthy amount of skeptisism.

    I ask you... no I beg off, you subject your church, holybook and beliefs to the same healthy skeptisism. Aproach it like an outsider. it IS hard, and it IS uncomfortable.

    but ask yourself... what liberties do you surrender for 'god'...who interperts what 'god' wants from you? who wins when you never question divine right?

  • @Talvara, do know who Nimrod was? Nimrod was a very significant man in ancient times, the grandson of Ham and great-grandson of Noah. Nimrod started his kingdom at Babylon. He wanted to fight against God, so he wanted to create a tower to Heaven, and unit all the people together in their greatness. This is just some very important things that I did not learn in Church, but found out by questioning and looking for evidence of the real people in the Bible.

    Go look up Mount Nimrod in Turkey.

    please

  • @sablechicken Thank you for your response, I will look up the Mount of Nimrod. Are you claiming it to be proof that the Tower of Babel is a real event rather than a cautionary story?

    Anyway, I'll honour your request.

    Perhaps you will look into something that you don't believe aswell? the concept of evolution? (I dont know exactly what you believe, but I suspect you feel uneasy at the thought we'd evolve from apelike creatures) dna? mutations? The age of the planet and the universe?

    Goodluck :)

  • @Shawn21769 I dunno, the Japanese believe in religion. Most just don't believe in Christianity.

  • watch?v=aAFQ5kUHPkY&feature=re­lated

  • @saintpine I think this is the best reply you can give :). we can only hope that everybody understands it means you have to copy the "watch?vetcetc" part and paste it after "wwwyoutubecom"

    only with an open and skeptical mind can we have any hope of discovering truth and having the honesty to ourselves to accept it, even if its uncomfortable.

  • @saintpine said: "we can only hope that everybody understands it means you have to copy the "watch?vetcetc" part and paste it after "wwwyoutubecom""

    It's years now that no one gives the instructions anymore, we are assuming that nearly everyone knows that already, after having the word "watch" with gibberish appearing after in the top line in every video, we are intelligent apes after all.

  • why am i not surprised that you have a program that reads for you?

  • I feel sorry for that child.

  • ur an idiot! xD

    if my mother tried to brainwash me like that i'd tell her to fuck off! :)

  • Ex 20:12 Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.

    You are shorten your own days by being so disrespectful to your mother.

  • @sablechicken Disrespecting a hypothetical mother, who does her child a disservice by blocking or filtering information. Mothers should love their children, and want them to have good fortune (such as getting into Heaven), and do what they can to promote the wellbeing of their children. The mother should make it easy for the child to honor her. We would all behave marvelously if others made it easy.

  • @sablechicken (continued) Since athftisthebomb said "if" and "i'd", the mother in the example is hypothetical, and athftisthebomb's mother may actually be honored. If this is the case, how much trouble can athftisthebomb get in for having the capacity and willingness to dishonor the hypothetical mother? If one's behavior varies with circumstance, then one's fate depends on which kind of mother one really has, which is beyond one's control. Is this fair?

  • "Almost human" is a bit of a stretch. Anyone with working arms can throw a ball, so I'm almost as good as Michael Jordan and Brett Favre. Why ain't I famous too? Chimps have pointy sticks. Humans have magnetic compasses, electric circuits, internal combustion engines, prosthetic limbs, instant international communication, refrigeration, atomic bombs, satellites, and indoor plumbing. BTW chimps are apes, not monkeys.

  • @sablechicken The bible says to "Honor thy father and thy mother" but what if you don't believe in God? Even if you do though, it doesn't say you have to like them.

  • @KittyAngelCat,

    We will all be judged by God's law, whether or not you believe in God. If we choose to follow God & repent from our sinful ways, even in our imperfection we will be given God's grace, rather then His wrath. Our earthly parents my not be good, & even if it feels like they don't deserve their children's honor, if you live your life in a way that brings them honor, you will have a long & good life. That's what the Bible says.

    So honor them for your benefit!

  • @sablechicken Sorry, there is no after life, no judegment. In enough time Christianty will be an old mythology and people will worship some new god.

    Gods never live long, and had you been born more than a couple thousand years ago you may have worshiped Zeus.

    No one knows if there is a god, but many of us know, and would bet eternity, that the gods created in human minds do not exist, and are laughable comparred to the universe.

  • @Silentsam7532 All your comments are classic Atheist's dogma. Your channel is nothing but killing people in your mind and you call me immoral? If Evolutions put a show on TV claiming that beavers are almost human because they build their homes out wood, I am going to encourage my kid to question the truth of that too. BTW it has been over 2000 years since Jesus Christ, so what is your point? You have no proof of an after life doesn't exist. Is xbox your god?

  • @sablechicken The term evolutionists is a strange term, that is quite misleading. you should just say scientists, and or educated people.

    Yes, by not letting your kid learn for themselves, you are harming them. Obviously your kid is just parroting things learned from you and not allowing temself to listen at school.

    There is no brainwashing and evolution happens, and it has been seen to happen. How it hapens is the theory part, not if.

    Your not encouraging your kid to question at all.

  • @Silentsam7532 "Your not encouraging your kid to question" How do you figure that? It's Atheists that will not allow children to be taught the flaws of Evolution. You call that kind of questioning abuse! You believe in a lie! You have been dumbed down & distracted by games, sitting around thinking that only educated people BELIEVE in Evolution. Do you even have any idea about how outrageously stupid it is for U to say mammals came about because they didn't reject their young, like "eggs"?

  • @sablechicken Scientists do not lie to people. There is no brain washing going on. That is just paranoid delusions on your part.

    Beavers are mammals who build a home and change their environment. Of course they are related to humans as all mammals are kind of related. All mammals came about thanks to a virus that is in our genome now that prevents us from killing young when still inside the body, by rejecting them as a foreign object.

    You have no proof that after life, or god exist.

  • @Silentsam7532, "thanks to a virus that is in our genome now that prevents us from killing young when still inside the body" Do you even think about what you are typing? 1.5 million women kill their babies by abortion every year in the USA alone! Your theory fails. They only relationship beavers have to humans is because of the category that people put them in! Scientist are people and people lie. All the meds they push on TV, are now known to make people really sick...did they lie? Yes!

  • @sablechicken What does carry a fetus inside the womb and not rejecting it have to do with abortion? Do you think about what you are typing? Those are very different things, and abortion has nothing to do with what we were talking about.

    Are you really claiming that all scientists lie? You must also be saying that medicine doesn't work, or that the internet doesnt work and that it is all lies. The science that says evolution works is the same science that makes modern life possible.

  • @sablechicken It has been 2000 years since Jesus, but I was talking about before him. Many worshiped Zues once and it was a valid belief at the time. Believing in Jesus now is no more valid than believing in Zeus then, but today we know Zues was made up just as one day we will know that jesus was made up.

    Oh wait, we already know that. Jesus was a copy of many pagan beliefs.

    If you truely encouraged your kid to question things then you would want them to quiestion you as well.

  • @Silentsam7532 There is a huge statue of Zeus on Mt. Nimrod. So you think that people built this and other huge statues of make believe characters? You can't just brush them off so easily. Nimrod is Noah's great grand son, this is history not a fairy tail. If you think Jesus is a copy of pagan beliefs than you believe the lies you watched on Zietgeist. Do even understand the difference meaning between the words sun and son? Think! Why would people work so hard to build statues on a top of a Mt.?

  • @sablechicken Yes, they built a statue of a make believe character. Are you saying that Zeus is real? It is quite easy to brush off Zeus and other mythological creatures.

    Noah never really existed. There is no evidence of the flood, and it would have left a lot of evidence.

    Do you think that Zietgeist made up its stuff about religion? This stuff is available in text books and many other sources. It is a part of history. Are you denying the story of Horus?

  • @athftisthebomb my parents did try to brainwash me and I told them to fuck off. :) Now I live with my bf lol. XD

  • ur an idiot! xD

  • (continued) Finally, if you want to see the scenes that were cut out of documentaries, I suggest you actually look up the documentaries instead of trying to badmouth the news reports that certain clips are featured on.

  • O_O That was absolutely terrifying. Sablechicken, could you please develop your masterful "critical thinking skills" a bit more and then truly apply them to your beliefs? And I guess "believe in God or he will sentence you to eternal torture and punishment" and "ignore everything that is proven scientific fact, because it's only the Devil trying to make you waver in your beliefs" are not methods of brainwashing?

  • I would call you retarted but that would be a compliment and an insult to mentally ill people.

    Criticize the sensationalist television report not the monkey. The monkey never said it was making a spear.

    If you wish to learn something watch a BBC nature documentary not a cut and paste sensationalized American take on wildlife fit together in an effort to entice a dim witted audience.

  • Wow. I've never seen such nearly unanimous derision of someone on the internet. Congratulations SC, well done!

  • oh OF COURSE this moronic FUCKTARD woman lives in a house and breeds future FUCKTARD children morons, OF COURSE.

  • People, this is just a joke. No one is this dumb; she must be making fun of people who think this way.

  • Unbelievable.

    Perhaps learn something about a topic before you start claiming that it is impossible.

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  • Is it safe to assume that you're from the South and a republican?

  • This video is so awful. I could literally start crying at how terrible this is. You don't even know the facts. Scientists DO critically think and they DO want to teach kids how to critically think. What would possibly make you think otherwise? They aren't trying to brainwash anyone anymore than you and you're religion is trying to.

  • Chimps are not monkeys, just sayin.

  • @isaDARKNESS chimps and all apes actually are monkeys.. follow the cladograms back far enough and they show that apes and monkeys diverged but apes are still classified as monkeys.

  • LoL, 'Don't critically think' I love how she has her stories mixed up, and doesn't realize it. Everyone should post everytime their MSN chat gives them a news window. Obviously searching out the actual documentaries would be beyond her.

  • Fucking hilarious. You have to get the computer to read for you, and a kid to argue for you...

  • You people are terrifying. I'm really truly frightened by you. You're critical thinking skills are severely lacking. Go back to school.

  • do not reproduce

  • wow, how can you be so dismissive? Do you expect them to be walking around with pneumatic drills all of a sudden? The point is that chimps can recognise and utilise potential aids to improve their survival chances. The chimps that excel at this will have a better chance of surviving and passing down their genetic material to offspring. That is how evolution works!

  • lighting you fucking idiot!

  • @sablechicken so, if evolution is false, what is the better theory you have? Im curious as to what you can prove to me. Dispove evolution, present me the easiest thing that will instantly destroy evolution. Give me, and everyone on earth fossilized bunnies in the cambria. You will get a nobel prize for it. and whats more, I will personally shake your hand and pat you on the back for it.

    But right now all you display is ignorance. So please, exploit evolutions big weakness. Where is the bunny?

  • @BlackMetalWarewolf

    Dr. Snelling “there are at least six thick sequences of fossil-bearing sedimentary strata, known as megasequences, which can be traced right across the North American continent and beyond to other continents. Such global-scale deposition of sediment layers . . . is, of course, totally inexplicable to uniformitarian (long-ages) geologists . . . . But it is powerful evidence of catastrophic deposition during the global Genesis flood.

  • @sablechicken i just since broke |\/|y keyboard, bear with |\/|e using ascii to do so|\/|e pseudo-lettering till i fix it

    alright, you ha\/ent answered |\/|y question, i in\/ite you to try again.

    I want a better theory than e\/olution and a fossilized bunny fro|\/| the ca|\/|bria. That is by far the easiest way to dispro\/e e\/olution. I'll debate rock strata o\/er P|\/| if you want seeing as it is a large subject. On the co|\/||\/|ents, i want you to present |\/|e the bunny of doo|\/|.

  • @sablechicken The "geneisis flood" was a RETELLING of the babylonian flood myth of gilgamesh....which was a retelling of the Sumerian flood tale of Zuisudra....

    The Tigress and Euphrates flooded badly one yr... deeply flooding the city state... Thats its... thats your flood myth.... one city gets flooded ... 2000 yrs later its the whole world.

    BIG problem with your global flood.... MARSUPIALS.... let me guess after the flood noah went to australia and dropped off only MARSUPIALS.

  • @ORACLE063 Opossums (btw happen to be MARSUPIALS) lives in South America and the southern part of the United States, do you explain that?

    And the fact that there are flood stories are part of many cultures that have similarities to the Genesis flood story is enough to make it worth considering. Fossils are formed from an animal being buried rapidly and then put under high pressure, all this could happen with a global flood. There are so many local floods, and no one builds big boats for that.

  • @sablechicken so where's the proof of this flud miss? and i don't just mean the bible, all around the world. why do we see no evidence of a giant flood? we surely would have seen evidence in the layers of rock. i mean, if it was less than six thousand years ago, earths crust couldn't have changed that much right?

  • @sablechicken you ma'am are a retard

  • @sablechicken: welcome to fairy tale land?

    let me guess: best educated area o the world? bible belt?

    no brainer zone?

    hm... keep believing bronze age tales...

  • Lemming powers, activate! The spear started as a stick, so yes, a pointy stick counts as the basis for a spear. Don't like it, shove it up your ass and tell me how much spear isn't in your ass. Ghoudathulhu Fhtagn!

  • To be fair, sablechicken, you have no understanding of the subject matter you've chosen to discuss.

  • you are the most retarded human ever to walk the earth...

  • Could you give the camera to the ape? We may get more sence and intellegence from them..

  • are you the dumbest person alive. I believe in evolution but i have no problem with creationists. the reason being that i believe if the interpretation of facts leads to different conclusions then, who the hell knows anyway. Except thats not what you are doing. You know your opinion and ignore facts that refute it, all the while protesting another opinion and give no facts to refute its evidence. And you cant creationism has no facts behind it that why there is faith.

  • You talk about brainwashing and how evolution is wrong and yet we are watching it right now. I have to say this is the most disgusting video I have ever seen but does make me curious as to what you believe created the universe and all the living things in it.

  • What has the world come to when someone who does not know what a spear is can say that the most rational and intelligent scientists in the world are wrong

  • Face palm OVER 9000 times.

  • The standard Creationist response is to say that we can't observe evolution. Now that we are observing evolution, they have to deny that evolutionists have eyes! And if a sharpened stick used to stab Bushbabies doesn't count as a spear, then nothing counts as a spear!

  • @N00bcrunch3r, So if a chimp stabs a little animal with a stick, is that evidence of evolution? I would say no, it is just a behavior. If chimps were given cups, and learned to gather up food or water with the cup, it would still just be a behavior NOT evolution.

  • @sablechicken

    I think you need a little education on the definition of "spear":

    "A spear is an ancient weapon with a head, used for hunting and war. The head may be simply the sharpened end of the shaft itself, as is the case with bamboo spears, or it may be of another material fastened to the shaft."

    Let's see: it is used for hunting. It has a sharpened end. It fits the definition of a spear. A redneck going up against professional scientists is a bad idea!

  • @sablechicken hay, im still waiting for your response to my video ;)

    have you been able to beat the monkey yet?

  • @JollSSteR

    /watch?v=lAw1E8o3Q5Q

    enjoy

  • Here, we have a primate in her natural habitat attempting speech.

  • Fear not, YouTubers. The child will grow up and learn about reality. The monkey on the other hand will continue to live in blissful ignorance.

  • @Misterb0z I don't think this is a case of willing stupidity. I think this a case of genetic mental disability and that means this bitch will be a dumb ass until the college can teach her to speak again.

  • Wow this doesn't make me mad. It makes me laugh at this lady. I guess I'm just so used to people doing this to their kids that it doesn't phase me. The fact that she doesn't understand the most basic things in this news show and goes on to talk about brain washing in the midst of it is a riot.This unfortunately is a true taste of so many American homes.This is also the largest amount of dislikes over likes on a video I have ever seen on YouTube.Which is at least encouraging.

  • Oh, man... I remember seing this vid a few years ago and it made me so fucking angry, sad, disgusted and all *WTF RETARD!*

    It still makes me fucking sick not to see how reatrded and braindead that wench is but what is she doing to her kid:

    "OH, jesus camp isn't brainwashing! But seeing a chimp take a stick, sharpen it a bit, use it to do something and all because it envisioned itself doing so is...?"

    It makes me sodepressed to see how scared humans turn into stupid animals...

    poor kid

  • Here we have a poorly evolved, white trash, stupid bitch in her primative habitat.

  • "we just evolved that way...we just evolved that way...we just evolved that way...."

    people do not get that evolution theory fails so bad.... we came from apes? yo. that is not worth to be called science.

    Great video here!

  • Whine and complain all you like. It doesn't have any impact on the fact of evolution. The world isn't beholden to be the way you want it to be. "Spears" and "Javelins" are human concepts. These chimps use the sticks in whatever way seems effective to them. It's easy for you to sit by and complain about what the chimps are doing, and I am so happy that you feel you could make the stick into so much the straighter and effective tool, but I seriously doubt it.

  • The point is that they are making tools, not how effective they are. They are beginning to understand how to use the world around them.

  • youre thinking of javelins, spears are made for throwing. Its not going to be perfect, its a very primitive tool, youre also looking at the wrong end as being the head.

  • *facepalm*

  • Ahh yes, this is a master-class in the sabotage of young minds. Got to get the resentment of science in at an early age. Got to cripple their curiosity and critical faculties before they stop hanging on your every word.

    In an amusing twist, I consider you one of the more disappointing products of evolution.

  • @AleximusMaximus, How many times to I have to point out that I am the one that is teaching my child to question what is on TV...but you want people to NEVER question anything! What a bunch of Lemmings you belong to!

  • @sablechicken I suppose you also teach them to question gravity, electromagnetism, or that the Earth goes around the Sun. There is a point where honestly questioning the uncertain ends, and deliberately ignoring the demonstrably true begins. Do not attempt to disguise the latter as the former.

  • @AleximusMaximus Nice straw-man argument. What does apes using a stick has to with gravity, electromagnetism or the rotation of the Earth going around the Sun? You are a foolish person if you think there is some kind of connection. Or has it become a taboo to question anything the could vaguely put under a label of "science"?

  • @sablechicken The connection is that they are all scientifically proven facts; we know that all of these things are real phenomena that are occurring all around us.

    What's amusing about your comment is that you misrepresent what I said, either disingenuously or through ineptitude, to throw the accusation of straw-manning at me. The irony is sweet.

    Questioning honestly is fine. But that's not what you're doing. You've not bothered to first learn what evolution actually is before criticizing it.

  • @sablechicken Oh and I should clarify that I am speaking of the connection between evolution and those other facts I mentioned. Not this chimp using a stick, as you crudely misrepresented me as saying.

  • you not understanding something doesn't make it brainwashing, it just makes you incredulous and ignorant.

    A 'Spear' is simply a sharpened object which can be used to stab something, they are often not thrown. The fact that you don't understand this reflects badly on you (and your daughter). A tool is anything, no matter how simple, which is used for a specific purpose.

    Go outside, rip off a branch and try to sharpen it with your teeth. can you can do better than the chimp?

  • ur ignorant ,what are they brain washing u about...u make no sense. they are simply doing something they are known to do, look up the animal aye-aye, the news is nearly as ignorant as you are.  simple biology or zoology would do you good.

  • We are living in an age when ignorant “right-wing” fundamentalist mobs are once again trying to replace science and knowledge with religious extremism.

    A thousand years ago, the European world suffered through an era of intolerance and superstitions. If we don’t learn from history, the advocates of Creationism will again throw us into another 1,000-year period of “The Dark Ages”.

  • Yes, a stick is a deadly weapon...if u know how to use it. I can make a lethal weapon out of a simple magazine.

    Oh brother! Di U expect an ape to make a perfect spear? This is very likely how we started! What U fail to see is that the monkey could learn from it's failures & accomplishments.

    Whats sad is that U deny Evolution while knowing nothing about the subject.

    What are you teaching your child??? What? I can't believe what I hear your daughter saying!!

    I taught my kids to study then choose!

  • Javelin - light spear made mainly for throwing

    Spear - pole weapon made up of a shaft and sharpened head

    The spear was the predecessor of the lance, naginata, pike, and many other weapons. There are tons of fighting styles for spear weapons, involving thrusts and jabs and so forth. Not once did anybody but sablechicken imply that the spear like tool was made to be thrown. To explain the point in terms a stupid Christian can understand, did Longinus chuck his lance at Jesus or just poke him?

  • "a teenage baby"

    ...........

  • Your war on evolution will fail, you know that don't you.

    Any system with reproduction, variation and selection will evolve. It's true because of the meaning of the words, it's a priori true, and you can't escape it.

    Is this chimp 'evolving'? No. No individual can, but her culture is.

  • Kinda wish you hadn't stopped the video so soon. I wanted to hear the kid's defense.

    BTW, you are shithead.

  • Alright, right off the bat, chimps aren't monkeys, next, you claim you're teaching your kid to think critically but you're not, you're trying to encourage them to close out ideas that aren't preferable to you. Are you honestly expecting these chimps to instantly develop tools on the level of human beings without prior knowledge of how to?

  • @Joeybugman Of course chimps are monkeys. Never watched an AronRa video? You'll get to see the phylogenetic tree in pretty much every one of them. :)

  • @Samuraionthewall yeah I have seen the videos and my unwillingness to call chimps monkeys comes mainly in three parts: 1. for myself so I have an easier distinction between chimps and chimplike creatures with tails (monkeys) 2. a force of habbit 3. A reaction to creationist claims that we aren't monkeys in which I reply "No, we are apes" It's just an arbitrary way of distinguishing chimps, and monkeys and shoes and origami cranes