Japon Çocuk Robot CB2

[frmTraena]

Can he hold a pistol?

[nugaesis]

これは酷いｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

[nsrn27]

ゑ？

[DealKentUK]

A silicon suit with motorised eyes and eye brows. Lol reminds me of the moon landing you Japs.

[DealKentUK]

Its fake have you ever seen a computer lose its balance as you pull it up. A computer would fall flat on its face. The eye brows are motorised but the bit where it is laying on its back moving its legs could you imagine a computer with gear boxes moving like that. Its a child in a motorised suit.

[kattiekups]

@DealKentUK No I have never seen a computer lose it's balance because well, computers don't have legs (:

[Airport190]

きもいｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

[TheMrFunGuy]

The preparation for future Skynet has begun. If Apple's Siri meets this thing and manages to control it, we're screwed.

[stepijunk]

I'd rather get a dog.

[ForestFires13]

What is it with these genius Japanese people and creepy freaking robots.

[Sadavi5]

Man, Doctor Who villains are getting wierd. >.>

[annyshady1]

creepy...

[PiikaChuuu1]

e e ee ess xD

[ghazixxx]

wtf?

[180sx445]

死ぬほどうぜえwww

[EricAutopsy]

OH GOD

OH GOD WHAT IS THAT

[hdmbtnk]

yeah they will make tons of that crap and then they will replace on the factory workers job. so japanese government doesn't have to spend a penny to pay and worry with so many foreigners.

seeing how japanese people are sick for money, they will make ways to spend less and win more. and maybe some years after all these robots will come against everybody and then U know what's gonna be #end

[Mrdsnext2u]

They need to work on his apperance more

[pocketrocketocd]

EH EH

EH

[fancyhearingbell]

WTF

[lopu201]

Makes me think of Astroboy. Except the fact that I would really enjoy to slap it in the face that is.

[koseugle]

He'd be cuter with hair.

[madskillz94]

creepy

[JetsToReason]

OH GAWD IT'S HALEY JOEL OSMENT.

[DixieManda]

@JetsToReason Ahahahaha, at least Haley Joel Osment was cute, tho. Not High-Octane Nightmare Fuel.

[Hazeleyedtaurus]

lol its a little kid in a suit.

[Videomakera]

loooooooooool! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

[petenice666]

Stay out of my dreams you chalky horror

[dustinkstnachkot123]

what is this i dont even...

[BrunoQueiroz07]

aaaaaaaaaaa

[ClassicTheGamer]

Someone needs to call John Connor

[IvanArantes2]

omg,it's so ugly and funny :L

[Cannonballs69]

WTF is this??? and why is it designed to be stupid???

[Cannonballs69]

yay the worlds first robotic retard...

[machirimachiri]

気持ち悪いｗ

[SonicPsycho]

0:21

[Meeguuchan]

Help me!!

[ColourH3AR7]

Why would they make something that creepy? I don't see it serving any purpose except creeping people out. That "eyebrow" twitching is creepy, too.

[expertomarcialpakua]

robot con deficiencia mental

[KittehBrownheh97]

..........FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[AjejejejejeA]

SOOO FUNNY, IT ONLY SAYSSSS ''EH?, EH?'' XD (NANI KORE?)

[konkerlooby]

That's scary

[dxthack]

terminator comes to kill us runnnn

[daricxamd]

HO IS YOUR DADY?!? aa??

[graxxor]

Eek. that is all.

[00sakuramochi00]

LOL!!!

[evild88dz]

0:45 FUCK  I don't like being stared at !

[Rodita1]

Poor thing. This is wrong. ;^;

[sk0321d]

シュールｗｗ



[lemonjellies]

When it's lying on the floor with the pillow....... I wish, I really wish I hadn't seen that. My nightmares have begun.

[Silverstein1883]

Only problem is its appearance...

[Tainira94]

I like it.! <3

It looks really loveable! :)

[SonicPsycho]

THE UNCANNY VALLEY'S DEPTHS KNOW NO LIMIT.

[vjm3]

It's...waiting....

[LaGlamorosalive]

WHY I WANT A ROBOT LIKE THAT?

[BoboBenny]

Start building them bunkers boys!!!

[bealtespip123]

"DADDY! WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME!?!?"

[FutureLaugh]

i read an article today stating that in 2015 we'll create a computer as smart aas a rat- and in 2018 as smart as a human being... its good to know we can make retarded baby robots with down syndrome in 2007

[greenb1a]

i rather have a dog.

[kilo9161]

JAPANNE NAVY MILITARY USE.

[kilo9161]

JAPAN MILITARY

[2017Dawn]

scared me><

[kira90720]

レベル4の悪魔......

[yuweizheng]

有點噁心...

[ukins1]

怖えよ・・・

[sukuansnguan]

the japaneseinvest in technology research im guessing?

[airallineed]

this is creepy

[LuBu10000]

The Japs Make creepy Shit like this.No wonder their population is down like crazy.

[kakikukekozz]

HAHA

[sims2fan98]

Äh! Äh! XD

[TheRoastMaster]

omg hit it!!! when it started rolling around i lost it

[yltuhoo]

こええよ＾ｐ＾

[crackerz99]

why does it have Ratchet and Clank fingers?

[CrazyKraut20]

imagine.. its night ... you open your eyes... and that thing stands at the end of your bed and goes..-_-... .....0_o.......EHEH-EH I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL 0_0

[krystx]

He looks drunk

[sehOosje38]

aayy cok tatli opesim geldi robotu xD

su japonlarda ne akil var ya , massallah

[mangakaD]

Awwwwww it's just a baby~

[Osmund16]

creepy!

[marissolguerra]

NEVER SLEEP AGAIN

[crismm2010]

Fascinating. And I don't get the people who aren't even able to tell how their own bodies work and still dare criticize the work of the scientists who created this robot! What have they created? A silly comment saying "Kill it with fire!" or something like that to post in youtube?

[sylar1989]

@crismm2010 errrm they arnt criticizing the way its made there just saying that it is very fugly, other than that it is a magnifisent peice of work.

[nekology404]

これはねえ、やっぱり狂ってますよ。この人は。 顔見てご覧なさい。目はつり上がってるしね。顔がぼうっと浮いて­いるでしょ。 これ気違いの顔ですわ

[gigantor21]

WHY DOES THIS EXIST D:

[darkfinch99]

@gigantor21 why do you exist :D

[wiztuck]

SHUDDER!!!

[pKomy]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[SuperWeaves]

retard robot ftw

[BlueGooDoo]

what hapens if u piss it off with a knife in its hands ??

D:

[Phrozius]

what happens if u piss it off?

[chrissxtr13]

man i might get nightmares and all ill hear sleepsing is eh eh eh eh EH EH !!!!!!

[Speedro5]

I'm going to have nightmares....

[iloveSJ1789]

lol at 1.05 the robot was like "EH EHH"

[saru965]

せんとくん?

[scottydawg1234567]

Well, SOMEONE'S been watching Astro Boy...

[miamidetodos]

pinche robot se parece a la vieja que lo maneja jajajajja

[Musket300]

QUICK, PULL THE FUCKING PLUG!!!

[takako0157]

これは怖いし、最高に気持ち悪いｗｗｗ思わず木刀で破壊してしま­いそうだｗｗ

[wakuotu]

ゑ！？

[big5471]

wau!

[HellOfTheDeathOfDark]

O: chaos de DBZ o: parece que vino con nosotros D:

[thezorro47]

wowww

[Sunderland4745]

Watching it makes me feel very uneasy. I don't like it, it's unnatural.

[DarkZholt]

@Sunderland4745 Welcome to the Uncanny Valley LoL

I LoL at you but I have tears in my eyes, this robot kid is terrifying 0__0

[noisydope]

you can tell by how it moves, acts, that it isnt "fake" or a midget inside, that thing is very unnatural. what are we trying to accomplish with these things? what is this thirst for innovation? i wouldnt like to be around one of these, it isnt of the earth as i am. aka creeps me the fuckkk out

[zombra89]

@noisydope its looks fake, robots dont move like that yet (i dont know if its a fake, but i certainly hope so, cause its so f*king creepy :S )

[kingnor2]

it's behaving like an impish asian girl, i don't think it's a robot. I think it's a suit.

[thenightmarebeforeha]

Child robot? Fuck that. That, sir, is an alien zombie robot.

[LeeviON]

(After the nuclear war by robots)

'It cannot have feelings', they said

'It doesn't care what we do to it', they said

[AZURA888]

Japan economy is frozen, they hardly grow 1,5% per year, they have arrived to a stage of not return, one of the key technology is the robotic, right now Japan is not the second economy anymore.

[MABELtheINFERNAL]

that is easily the creepiest and awesomest robot i've ever seen. mostly just creepy

[danasaur4]

aww i think its kinda cute

[Tyrik73]

Destroy that monster.

[johan28]

I know I've thought the exact thing. It looks like a kid is inside. Is it fake? If it's not a kid inside, it's weird. I'm sure if I knew exactly how it was working I wouldn't think it's so weird, but I think people are creeped out because they think it's a kid inside.

[tarou3917]

いやーこれはこわすぎるｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

[Joric2]

.. Oh shit, I was thinking about finally going to bed... Nevermind.

[maxpainproduction]

Fuckin Creepy man!

[gaisensie]

id want it if it was tiny. its too big.

[luk0dab]

@gaisensie You are right: the dimensions contribute to a strong Uncanny Valley effect.

[siannacooking4fun]

Looks like its made with clay.... and that theres a person in it...

[TheUnfortunateHour]

@siannacooking4fun

i kno! i loooks like a kid in a costume

[TheWrekker]

It's so creepy the way its eyes move and the way one is open wider than the other. That horrible twitching and squeaking... thing will give me nightmares for the rest of my life. Thanks, Japan!

[MacJARedd]

1:15 Robot thinks: HOLY SHIT WTF WAS THAT?! Crap whatever...

[MacJARedd]

0:20 OMGOSH.. What a retard robot.

[Godocarlstroem]

a la verga esta bien pinche cripi.

Que maten a ese ser!

[rup8601]

Can you have sex with it?

[srbPunk]

@rup8601 HAHAHAHA BEST COMMENT HERE!! ROFL

[danitamagicmanga]

incroyable genial

[Thingamajigs]

Pedofiles dream come true!

[burgerham12]

KILL IT WITH A NAPALM WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT LEARNS SPEECH SYNTHESIS.It WILL GO AROUND CUSSING!!

[ilikemunting]

its another robot with down syndrome, come on japs hurry up and make Gundam!

[jcc00000]

@ilikemunting Dont comment in Japan's thing, Low IQ Whitey.

[ilikemunting]

@jcc00000 well I'm so sorry you dumb zipper head, i didn't know this was a video that only morons like yourself could comment on. oh and don't say i have a low IQ, learn how to use correct grammar before making foolish comments.

[jcc00000]

@ilikemunting Never close, ragged faced poor brain whitey.

[ilikemunting]

@jcc00000 look can you at least make sense, please, you small dicked dog eating gay boy.

[jcc00000]

@ilikemunting U think ur comment have sense? soft dick whitey make me laugh.

anyway useless brain whitey unconcerned with this, don't close japan's thing

[ilikemunting]

@jcc00000 look why do you keep going on about soft white dicks, do you like soft white dicks, i suppose in godzilla land all asian men have baby sized dicks so you want a white man, but i sorry im not a homo,,and i sorry i haven't used my brain to make fuckin disabled robots or created cartoons were 6yr olds fuck magic robots. go eat a dog you rasists white cock hungry fuck-tard

[jcc00000]

@ilikemunting "keep going on about soft white dicks" To begin with, you talk about dick in first, and so many whitey always talk about "dick blah blah" they are crazy.

" so you want a white man" r u sick?

"go eat a dog" japanese dont eat dog.

"rasists" another joke, what's ur other comments? u dont think u r racist? lol

u r typicaly dumb disgusting whitey at all. dont close japan's thing

[ilikemunting]

@jcc00000 what the fuck are you on about, what does "dont close japan's thing" mean, it makes no sense, please write the comment in jap text then i can translate it better than your english, o.k you dumb monkey head eater(oh and you do eat dog you sick fuck)

[jcc00000]

@ilikemunting " makes no sense" At least u understand what comments means. u also wright in other japan's video, u r stalker.

"monkey head" whitey r low iq, high crime rate, smelly, hairly, useless mouth, on all accounts whitey r like monkey.

dont come to hear side, dumb ape

[ilikemunting]

@jcc00000 COULD YOU PLEASE TYPE IN ENGLISH, you make little sense(or at least type in jap) you have a low IQ, yes some Japanese are intelligent but sadly you are not, i cant argue with the high crime rate but its not really that bad in England, your last 3 insults were stupid, young children can come up with something better than you, which proves you are stupid, ok dog eater or is that Chinese. oh well you all look the same. YOU DUMB FUCK

[jcc00000]

@ilikemunting Correct english? I couldn't care less about that thing, langage is just only tool.

"dog eater" I said "japanese dont eat dog" before, cant you read english?

anyway I just say "whitey unconected with this, dont come hear side" understand? annoying disgusting whitey

[ilikemunting]

@jcc00000 so because im white im not aloud to be interested in the content of this video, actually im very interested in technology, the only reason i sent a bad comment containing racist and insulting terms, was because i came across a comment posted by yourself, you were a racist arse hole, and i wanted to see how you liked it when someone treated you in the same manner, and as i can see you don't like it, so why be such a douche, i hope your just joking around as well, if not, I pity you

[jcc00000]

@ilikemunting I also couldn't care less about ur excuse. ur comments just show what u r, and u r typicaly whitey who always say disgusting coment in first easily. they r extreamely arrogance mob.

anyway dont close to hear side, whitey r just only unnecessary one

[ilikemunting]

@jcc00000 LOL you really are a stupid silly little man.

[kunihiro001]

ゑっ！　ゑっ！　ゑ！　

[haya810]

crazy



[rombergiso8]

えっえっ、ってこわいぉTT

[e546541]

怖い・・・

[guitarmankev1]

uncanny valley to the max, oh god

[Stefffanos]

they've spent so much money to make a retarded look-a-like android?

XD anw it works with windowsXP

[sujoms]

i already see some nice horror from this, lets start with it! Who has money? XD

[l619edesma]

i would punch it

[homeruyohomeruyo]

部分、部分を合成してオレの妻が完成するんだ。細かい動きが

のちに役立つ。

[mikeroephonics]

Eh Eh!!

[unobarto]

horror, Asimo much better and cuter

[nervvv]

I can just imagine that when the creator is sleeping, that thing will just be standing over him, watching.

[chaiTV]

it's dolphin coloured

[lwgreendog18]

this should be bannn anything that peopel try to built that resemble human should be bannn we should never make stuff out of our image it just mess up

[Lohnerider]

KILL

IT

WITH

FIRE

[fo494]

未來小孩玩這個長大以後會不會變成變態阿= =

[tero20051]

wtf O.O

[fong182]

scares the crap out of me

[pewse]

oh. my. fucking. god.

[m7000kai]

うぜえええええええええええええええええ

[koyanagi7]

なにこれこわい

[chicagochi4183]

umm...I wouldn't say cute. IT's kind of adorable, but they need to work on its movement. It moves a little bit....disturbingly. I like Nexi better

[tengasuki]

so creepy...

[coolOoolc]

wahnsinn macht ja schon angst

[hoshimeguris]

ゑ？

[PreziraManagement]

0:22

Gives me a strange, kinda scary feeling.

It must be the life-like movements, and "dead" eyes. Just seems so unnatural.

a robot should look like a robot, not a human in my oppinion. Unless its not scary lol..

[JoshPlaysGames]

robots with super big head and anime eyes tend to scare the living shit out of me.

[knoxvilleguy2]

looks like the creepy illegitimate son of the Michelin Man & the Pillsbury Doughboy, w / automation thrown in.

[yolovema]

japenese are inhuman !!They do not make the difference between a fish and dolphin

[patitoHK]

aww this is so cute :D<3

and wtheck what's with everyone wanting to kill it.. talk about being opinionated.. i'm afraid that if we made this a lot more there would be those stupid close minded people who would be against them and try to kill them, not only that, but if we gave them feelings they would just hurt and i'm more than sure some retards would go as far as destroying them.