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  • Call right now and we`ll send you the Engrave It! Engrave your suicide note on the ladder! xDD

  • Suicide putty is better

  • Remember! First you fly and then you die!

  • So wait...who's gonna cover the rest of my 46,999,999 easy payments after I use the Suicide Ladder? The family that wishes I were dead?

  • /watch?v=XupTXBIVSOE

  • SU HAY SIDE Ladder

  • Thanks for the thumbs up!

    @AlekTheNerd Subscribe

  • That's the best damn Halo play I've ever seen O_o

  • You're a vast waste of oxygen and you smell

  • entire*

  • your entitre family wishes your dead....EVEN YOUR DOG.

  • @LegacyBurrito I lost it.

  • @TheDullBeat and thats why

  • Remember kids First you fly then you die

  • What was that game at the end ?

  • @hellsword39 Is it Halo Reach?

  • @hellsword39 Halo: Reach.

  • BUTT I'M NOT DONE YET

  • First you fly, then you die :D

  • So, my non-existant dog wants me to kill myself?

  • Reach???? Really????? That game ruined the Halo name

  • I already purchased 11 of these,and got the twefth free!

  • Love the Reach clip at the end LOL

  • The video game clip at the end really ruined it

  • EVEN THE DOG.

  • It's faster than a knife, and the only tears you'll cry are tears of AGONIZING DISCOMFORT!

  • @SDChargerFan16 I can't stop laughing at that line.

  • lol

  • were can i buy one i really need this for myself

  • Most people would probobly would kill themselves after all of the payments.

  • i love billy mays poop. Its awesome 

  • AMAZING

  • ,,Your entire family wishes you were dea, even your dog"

  • "First you fly, then you die"

  • I'm I believe this is perfect for all you emo bitches so .... BUY IT

  • Shit

  • How the fuck is suicide wasting your precious time? It's not like you have time left after you killed yourself. D:

  • whats up with the positions?

  • Today I got both a speeding ticket and an eviction notice. Spending my evening working through all the suicide poops.

  • @ Andreask93 the t Rex is there to show that billy mays' yell is louder then a t Rex roar

  • just climb the steps and die

  • Let me show you my favorite position

  • But first watch this overkill

  • THE POSITIONS! xD

  • It's faster than a knife, and the only tears you'll cry are tears of agonizing discomfort!

  • The number of announcements from that Halo announcer was pretty funny.

  • First you fly, then you die!

  • Everyone in your family wants you to DIE.

    Even your dog.

  • The T Rex made me lose it.

  • this is one of the best billy mays poops

    step aside the king

  • This video has everything! Billy Mays, strong language, sexual conduct, and Halo. OMG!

  • Amazing!

  • there is nothing more frustrating than trying to kill yourself whit a dull knife HAHahaha!!!

  • @PlanetaJuegosPC i can imagine the guy trying to kill him self and saying "stupid knife, this is so frustrating"

  • 51 people had to pay 47 million payments of $19.95.

  • 51 people had to pay 47 million payments of $19.95.

  • Even your dog!

  • I fucking lost it at the part where there's a roaring T-rex in the background for seemingly no reason.

  • Your entire family wishes you were dead! Even your dog! XD

  • for only 47 MILLION payments of $19.99

  • Billy mays is dead miss him not

  • for only $47,000,000

  • Am I the only one that realized this video was in HD ?

  • @1:10 Should've said "nothing to gain and everything to lose." But nice job anyways!

  • 49 people use the suicide ladder.

  • ONLY 47,000,000 easy payments of 19.95 wow thats a great deal!!!

  • first you climb

    (guy climbs)

    then you die

    (guy falls off ladder and breaks back and neck)

    LOL!

  • First you fly, then you die.

  • Here is my favorite position!

  • The secret is the head impact causing massive bloodloss

  • but im not done yet RRAAAAAWWWWRRRRR

  • I want to see those other infomercials so badly!

  • how is billy with a dinosaur

  • was that halo map "Sword Base"?

  • @Shikamaru30004 Yes, oh and it's from Halo Reach.

  • Billy: "And I'm not only the spokesman for the Suicide Ladder; I'm also their best customer"

    Too soon?

  • @jcrowley1985 Yes.

  • @jcrowley1985 lmao thats wrong

  • I cannot stop laughing. You are a genius. Thank you.

  • i just cant stop laughing but watch this over kill XP

  • Your entire family wishes you were dead, EVEN YOUR DOG.

  • first u fly then u die

  • I can't stop laughing!!! LOL!!

  • Remember, first you climb, then you die.

  • But It Gets Even Better! Your Whole Family Wishes You Were Dead EVEN YOUR DOG!

  • Revenge

    Double Kill

    Triple Kill

    Extermination

    Kill Joy

    Over Kill

    Game Over

    Amazing!

  • First you climb and die. GUY:ugg

  • Billy Mays - best halo player

  • i hate you

  • "Suicide used to take up hours of your precious time." lol wat?

  • @RetroVideoFan Or maybe it's to put them in such crippling debt that they have no choice but to use their suicide ladder.

  • Am I the only person who noticed this is in HD ?

  • but it gets even better! your entire family will want you dead! even your dog! AMAZING

  • 0:52

  • XD XD XD XD

  • Coincidentally, this makes me feel less suicidal.

  • What?! Even the DOG!?? °____°

  • Not me, the video...

  • Thumbs up for the HR Beta!

  • I noticed mark3611 has a bit of an obsession with suicide.

  • oh man, i am so buying one of these! i fucking hate myself so much!

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  • AMAZING!

  • I loved the reach bonus ending

  • Appears to be legitimate.

  • Yay a YouTube poop that has no eye rape!

  • Only 47,000,000 payments of $19.99? What a bargain!

  • @cyberpolice9000 I know right :P

  • @cyberpolice9000 i used it and sent it back got a full refund....

  • you killed 47 people

  • let me show you my favorite position lolz

  • billy mays has the best ytps XD

  • T Rex!!

  • I always piss myself at all these Billy Mays YouTube Poops!!!

  • I didnt know billy mays played Halo Reach ROLMFAO!

  • Maybe the real way he died was by testing his product...

  • Show off at the end and great sentence mixing. Good video.

  • you have everything to lose but nothing to gain.

  • The end alone deserves a thumbs up.

  • I'LL TAKE 5

  • Even your dog.

  • suehchide

  • 0:18 simply climb the suicide ladder and die!

  • Let me show you my favorite position...

  • 0:53 BUT I AM NOT DONE YET

  • Heres another position i wanna show you.......

  • Nice Overkill.

  • 0:30 my girlfriend just sent me that image lmao

  • I miss mark3611

  • Unclick the latches, climb up and die. Brilliant :)

  • and the only tears you'll cry are tears of AGONIZING DISCOMFORT

  • @Matoloko12 LMAO

  • Only 47 million easy payments of $19.99? I'll take it!!!!

  • Even my dog?

  • That -was- a nice overkill. Damn O-o

  • @cyanidekoolaid616

    Youre kidding right

  • what game was that

    looks fun

  • Piledriver!

  • AMAZING!

  • @Sturmdude A-MAYS-ING

  • dull knifes always took up hours of my time until i got the suicide ladder and killed myse

  • first you fly! then you die

  • Call right now, and we'll send you ENGRAVE IT. So you can engrave your suicide notes right on your ladder!

  • Made My Day!!(:

  • You're a vast waste of oxygen and you smell! XDXDXD

  • FLAG RECOVER

    REVENGE

    DOUBLE KILL

    TRIPLE KILL

    EXTERMINATION

    KILLJOY

    OVERKILL

    GAME OVER

    AMAZING!!!!!!!

  • Just Simply Climb The Steps And Die!

  • For only 47 million easy payments of $19.99

  • wtf 47 million easy payments O_O

  • hey antonio it judah nice video

  • Sentence mixing us annoying

  • @Videogamesman43 Do they love you? If they do they don't want you dead.

  • Lol jurassic park

  • t rex?

  • he is right, nothing is more frustrating than trying to kill yourself with a dull knife

  • Just 47,000,000 payments of $19.99

  • @0oDarkLordRevano0 good thing all you REALLY have to make is the first payment

  • The Su-I-Cide Laddurrr

  • I wanna try the wheelbarrow

  • this is the funniest thing ive ever seen

  • the hell

  • 1:31 AMAZING!

  • Pwnd

  • 0:37 Why is the Half life logo there?

  • Remember kids

    First you FLY

    Then you DIE

  • @kirby4077 god STOP ITS ANNOYING

  • watch my youtube poops please. tell me what you think

  • wow...Billy mays is a halo god....

  • Who gives a fuck he still lost the match. Kids.

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  • Remember! First you fly, then you die!

    Hilarious!!!!!!!! xD

  • i thought of climbing a suicide ladder but then i took an arrow to the knee

  • @kirby4077 in the knee.

  • dude. that guy totaly pwned at 1:17

  • what the crap its a normal ladder my dads ladder does that