Russell Peters on Thick & Thin

[Solja2010]

lol the black guy in the begining sounded disturbingly gay :S not being racist though

[ChannelCandy]

Did he say "Stay Brown"? LOL

[MsLegitAltoSax]

not all brown people are cheap. jus saying ;P

[hany123hany123]

there's more than you think, take it home and booil it hahahahaha

[wardabaa]

wow does this look like its from the 80s lol

[xXdenee]

@wardabaa 90s *

[Rifter09]

hahaha hes not kidding about the rice XD!

[TheMimzy121]

white guy driving a taxi

[topperheartramada]

it gets a bit boring though to see an act consisting exclusively of making oranks about different nationalities and races. i mean, he is very good, but i am getting a bit bored.

[bigfatdick5000]

I just squeaked out a big laughter from his english chick joke, i woke my roommate up LOL

[bambimonkey]

Woman at 4:08 is gorgeous.

[jyo17]

who was that indian actor in the front row? lol

[2691983]

@jyo17 You mean the guy with the glasses. He's not really an actor, just an audience member wearing sunglasses inside, tryin to be all cool. and Russel was just being sarcastic and calling him a indian actor,

[jyo17]

@2691983 Haha oh, alright :P

[Funland1349]

saying ''urban'' doesnt make it non offensive

[roquemyracle127]

whats weird is now theirs a whole show on a white guy named ben bailey driving a cab.

[manshersingh007]

take home and boil it its more than u think!!! LOL xD

[dewalt607]

last time i saw a white guy driving a taxi it was stolen and busted up!

[23rdprime]

@dewalt607 hahaha

[me1we1]

jajajaja just reads wrong- it should be ha ha ha 

[lilree729]

hahaha! love this guy!

[DeepakPawndU]

@katey316 hahah i though i was the only one who noticed tht

[daisydropper]

I'm indian and English. Brilliant XD though I'm nothing like this. hit on me away..... *no reply* ....

[FransisR]

was that indian movie star Bramhanandam the Telugu film actor who does comedy?

[simonrhee3123]

@FransisR lol hu knws

[FransisR]

@simonrhee3123 I watch his comedy. He is a very good comedian , but confined to the movies of south Indian language of Telugu.

[mkforHim]

ending was solid

[MoonScorpion97]

thats it?

[Mandren2]

Omg. Russell is a proooo!!!!

[VintageVera1]

If you're going to England, don't go!

[sony827]

OMG RUSSELL PETERS IS SO BAD!!!!!! lol.....now to watch all the incomming troll comments.......im such a menace hehe

[qualityshows]

@alexjuma2006 Hey idiot. First of all, when you see a musical artist perform do you whine that they "repeating the same shit"? How much did you pay to watch this video? Nothing, right? Well, professionals work on their act and each night there are usually different audiences who appreciate and pay for the privilege of being entertained. If all you do is troll YouTube to find comedy and somehow expect that these comedians work for you, you are even stupider than your comment.

[paperfreeck]

@alexjuma2006 I know its outdated .... and he used to be good.

[almosthonest4221]

@alexjuma2006 haha wow...we have a winner...... for the biggest drama queen....haha of course he repeats, have you ever tried stand up....just getting on stage is hard then...to be funny...then to have a job out of it let alone a carer, he is stereo typing utilising his mixed race to get some laughs..at least it isnt crap like god damn teenagers doing shit to themselves like a real life homer simpson ie: jackass

[thunderheart226]

@almosthonest4221 hes mixed?

[almosthonest4221]

@thunderheart226 yep

[2010aurnob]

i didnt get the "on the dot" joke! :/

[0iindianRani0]

@2010aurnob

yu so fukn dumb ..... dot as in the hindu dot ... the dot hindus where on their foreheadz duuuuhhhhhh

[2010aurnob]

@0iindianRani0 but i dnt get how that can be relevant to his jokes

[0iindianRani0]

@2010aurnob

he said he's sensitive ... and when that guy said ' 4 o'clock ON THE DOT, russel thought he was takin the piss becuase russel is an india ... and many people associate indians with being hindu

and it is relevant to his jokes as russel takes the piss out of different races and ehnicity's ......duhhhh

[aj19fleming]

lol they need to raise the camera like 6 inches so they stop cutting his forehead off

[motorxrules1]

most women in england are just really deffensive which is why im getting out of here

[rockersdipen]

as he  is extremely talented

he should take other subjects than racism only

he can make funny things from anything he wants to be.

[skyleo100]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[darkstranger6969]

dude russell should have a comedy tv series

[johnfesp]

its nice

[Devon2000100]

@m33lad he was born in toronto i think if not he's been there lots of times

[m33lad]

London girls are aaaaawesome!!

If u think their bad? Come to Toronto!!! you'd get shot for saying "Hi" to girls.

[melo328]

@m33lad I LOL'd, that's so true!

[edgehead19]

@m33lad or maybe cause ur ugly, Canadian girls are insanely nice. especially downtown. they say hi to me for god sake.

[kaiserdes]

who is the movie star?

[jacobbobcorn]

take it home and boil it. theres more than you think

[boredguy52]

"stay brown, peace" lol

[maheshstar]

I love his style of delivering jokes... btw the last shot with the girl in the blue cap is fantastic....

[suhailmerchant]

Russell Rocks..

[aerocite]

he repeated this to another show, he said the exact same things all the way in another show

[5964ibra]

"take it home and boil it, there's more than you think" ... lmao

[zorice35]

i also want large fires.....=(

[TalaLalaLicious]

Wait but aladin is an Arabic story..... In that case he almost killed a kid for no reason lol jk

[wendyroberts77]

Russell Peters da bomb!!!!!!!

[hehe45451]

lmaooo :'D my mom is the same about halloween :P

[ItsFunTV]

haha So Funnyy!!.. xD

[TalaLalaLicious]

I love his little girl laugh lol

[peter724951]

1:53 MICHAEL JORDAN?

[boyomaris10]

@peter724951 not even close lol...dnt mean to be mean

[foosbeast]

someone explain the camera joke?

[uchiasasuki]

@foosbeast He means Camera and most of the back up is mostly of White ppl !!

[doomsday12381]

@zhirafah They are world champ in chess making them the best strategist in the world. Thats a fact. Russell Peters, probably the best Comedian i've ever heard/seen. Thats a fact.

[WEBPIYUSH]

@zhirafah teri m

[Splinta13]

4:07 best part

[lovelonelinesss]

lozzzz.....dt ws funny.....

bt wen u go to india....especially punjab....dere is free food three times a day and seven days a week.....whole year......

[MermaidLove91]

Aladdin Is Arab, not indian, Russel LOL

[qualityshows]

Wow, what a coincidence! Here's what you can also write in your comment: "I was watching some music awards Rihanna sang the same song as on another show WORD FOR WORD! And, it's the same as on the CD! I'm glad I wish these people would write something new every time I watched, which is a lot, since I don't write or do anything, just watch people with talent."

[ColdBeets]

@qualityshows Bro, he puts all races down.

[xV3L0CiTY]

but still, stand-ups are not easy at all i gotta give him props

[xV3L0CiTY]

i was watching a differet vid of him and he usesd thee same exact jokes in this vid... almost word for word

[mesmerizingmoii]

@xV3L0CiTY well maybe it ws like the tour thingy...u noe they kinda recycle the jokes... but u noe hes good yeh :)

[codenamerishi]

@xV3L0CiTY all comedians do that

[qualityshows]

@sagardbansode Perhaps there are heavier burdens?

[seamalss]

why does he put indians down?

[The1stPoster]

@seamalss That shit was far more offensive to white people, and I'm a white Englishman. I still laughed.

[sakura3syaoron]

@seamalss it's a joke my man.

[cookiemonsterules]

@seamalss he puts every one down

[smoketokeandmetal]

@seamalss hes indian too...he basically makes fun of every race xP

[qualityshows]

@seamalss I don't know. Let's ask Dane Cook why he puts down humans?

[TulsiPatel24]

@qualityshows  LMFAO.

[m3baboon]

@qualityshows hehehe i seriously LOVE ur sense of sarcasm . hahaha ,,

[Daphdidwhat303]

@seamalss hmm why does he put down England, English girls, Jamaicans, Fillipinos, White cab drivers, and Pakistanies? Oh cuz he's a comedian stfu

[martyzk]

@seamalss cause he is indian

[oday215]

@seamalss same reason blacks put down blacks and rednecks and put rednecks down, its cuz he can

[goinghard101]

@seamalss because he can ! lots a black rappers in the past put down blacks, but its a laughin with type thing, not laughin at them

[ColdBeets]

@seamalss He puts all races down, bro.

[vietsoldier01]

@seamalss he does every1

[azimuth457]

@seamalss He puts everyone down...

[angelosuperestrella]

@azimuth457 he aint put nobody down.. whoeva gets down bc those jokes needs 2 work on selfsteem.. thats funny theres nothin about put down no1 bro..

[azimuth457]

@angelosuperestrella I was replying to someone who said, "why does he put indians down?" I was using his words to express that he's not targeting only Indians.

[rush7777me7777]

@seamalss omg he doesn't look I'm Indian its all like this and the familiarity is exceptionally comforting

[yakshan2010]

@seamalss like others have said he makes jokes about pretty much every race. And he's not really putting down anyone as he's actually bringing out the many stereotypes and inner thoughts that all of us have towards others & sheds light on them in a comical manner which really in the end helps us think about what's actually important:)

[bendlor]

@seamalss he's indian.

[TheMrpalid]

@seamalss he doesn't out them down, he just says a lot things about them that happen to be true and funny

[punjabimunda4lyfe]

@seamalss yo he dont put any1 down im indian and this shit is toooo funny cuz its true but this thing we have called "racism" scares people and they dont speak the truth cuz its "racist". this shit aint racist its all true and all of russells shit is true and thats y i like him cuz he aint afraid to speak the truth.

[SexiestPenguin]

@seamalss I've watched alot of Russel Peters...he makes fun of EVERYBODY, and he does it without malice or hatred. Just pointing out the funny in every kind of person.

[ichigo4221996]

@seamalss comedy plain and simple.

[appleamerica1]

@seamalss if he dare to put down other he will learn the lesson of his life, this guy is a SOB i hope u know what i mean, lol!

[i0wnui]

@seamalss he balances all races equally

[Shybann]

I totally agree. If people don't like him then why keep watching him??? Why do people hang out on his page bitchin about him??? The definition of comedy is not to be taken seriously. @i0wnui

[almosthonest4221]

@seamalss cause he can!!hahaa

[BumbleBeat21]

@seamalss Well..he's indian...and a comic that makes fun of other races have to make fun of his own race to be fair.

[mpingola]

@seamalss because if he put down whites...no one would come to his shows.

He knows all the stereotypes of Canada and america,yet when he goes on his "world tours".....he doesnt use them.

this guy uses the same indian jokes every show he ever does.Quite boring to be honest.

Next time try to be more versatile.

[Ecclipze]

@mpingola Actually, he does put down Canadians and Americans. You're just to busy crying about the other comments he does about other races, to notice when he actually does.

[The905thugg]

@seamalss wow he jokes about all races he just likes to start with his own kind so people like you dont get offended... I am not a racist but every race has its quirks so just enjoy!

[zebibey]

"my dad is not used to givin out food for free" lol

[MrAkihiros]

I didn't know he had eyebrows when he was younger.

[draziom902]

the rice joke was funny

[suhathzaM]

IMAO HALLOWEEN

[nahyar123]

4.30.....on the dot

ohh on the dot! u wanna go huh! lmao

[iBEaSTEYY17]

@nahyar123 hahahahaha XD that shits fuckin funnny! XDDD

[bobo0991]

@nahyar123 I don't understand that joke.. Could you explain???

[CoffeeBeatsTea]

@bobo0991 like how some indian people have the "dot" on their forehead

[TheRussellpetersFAN]

yeah it is boring here in England lol they drive on the wrong side

[Ralex004]

england isnt THAT boring :)...says me who's stuck inside with nothing to do -_-

[Ralex004]

football?nah,not the usa's thing...cricket?nah...too confusing...pub?...nah,only football on tv -_-

[akuma4u]

most of these jokes were repeated from his show me the funny show

[flagman57]

this is a true story. my dad when he first came to this country didnt know what halloween was. so a kid came to his door trick or treating with a bag full of candy. so he thought, wow people here are nice. so he took a handful of candy from the bag. boy was he wrong. reply and thumb up if you think this is funny.

[fuckinwok]

LMAO Take it home & boil it, theres more then you think!!! HAHAHA

[Garfunklmibladder]

Russel Peters can car jack me anyday xD

[shirleybreeze]

lmfaaaaaooooo

[nomad10101]

i love russell. lol @ when he used to dress nerdy. russell b.c.: before bed & cigarette.

[cellardoor199991]

That would have been fucked up if that guy w/ the shades was blind...

[sexyjamieb]

lmao!!!! hahahahhahha! the car jacking one ws the bomb... i started crying... they drive on the wrong side of the road...soo can i get a ride up the road?

[exnol]

@ 00:30 the woman is also in one of his later shows where he makes fun on the English.

[holymofobakaneko]

man, shittiest of all his skits

[omangirl]

LMFAO......

[shako5555]

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO pours rice into their bags bahahaha take it home and boil it!

[90mv]

Nothing to do in england? wrong mr peters but ur a funny dude

[shako5555]

@90mv its true mate.

[nadx97]

@90mv

hes right i was in london for 3 days the only fun i had was legoland lol

[peaceloveandwwe1]

@nw5londoner jeff dunham achmed the dead terrorist. But he's funny. Jus sayin(:

[jebijash]

people in uk are not that bad....ofcourse there are a lot of racists, but its a good place to visit...thats my opinion

[SupaNoobaYum]

Dude 90's are cool dude i duno why but i like they're style

[jiggashady]

Who's the movie star by the way?

[sunnnrgv]

@jiggashady ashok amitraj

[OreoCookieOreo]

@jiggashady That dude was not a movie start. But he was picking on him because he was wearing shades inside and only dumb Indian movie stars do that. He was just a regular dude trying to look cool.

[luvluvzuri]

LOL - take it home and boil it, it's more than you think

[LuckyIzzy659]

He did this act again on something called 'show me the funny'

at least i believe.

[LuckyIzzy659]

this look so 90's

[Tommiddlecoat]

see if he was white this wouldnt be ok O_o

[Phangirl101]

@Tommiddlecoat

Lol, that's why its funny. :D

[mymarkis666]

@Tommiddlecoat Because a white guy would be using offensive words like paki and nigger.

[blobbishx]

whoa, some serious debate around here. i don't know i'm just enjoying my time here =)

[musikastyle44]

Alex youre obviously a dumb ass because your the racist and ignorant one, dropping cunts left and right learn a real form of argument. He is a comic, they make jokes and some might be racist.  Your are self righteous. If you want to see a white guy making fun of black people watch an episode of South Park Season 11 episode With Apologies to Jesse Jackson.

[asiandrifter1]

ITS A JOKE!!!.damn people..takin shit too seriously.

[mikecoppinhky]

It's just humour people

[nw5londoner]

im from england and yh its pretty annoying how he goes on about england, but annoyed me more the fast that black or brown people can take the piss out of whte people as much as they want but if a white guy says anythink about someone coloured its like "Omg you racist!" if u think im wrong please link me a vid with a white guy being racist doin comedy just 1

[AlexDelPiero07]

@nw5londoner look, you and your motherfucking country are 1st class CUNTS who oppressed people, enslaved blacks and started racism.... We don't say shit about white people because there isn't any shit to say about white people.... It's always the brown / black people who were oppressed and said shit about.... THIS GUY is making FUN of whites and browns and blacks and every goddamn race, he's not a racist, the most racist motherfucking standups are mostly white, so GO FUCK YOURSELF man !!

[AlexDelPiero07]

@nw5londoner And if you want proof, youtube that dickhead BOB SAGET..... Enough said, you wanker !!

[nw5londoner]

@AlexDelPiero07 Please please pleasssee dont act hard over the internet rofl seriously its pretty pathetic... Dno what colour you are but Slavery happend over 100 years ago... GET THE FUCK OVER IT! IT DIDENT HAPPEN TOO YOU SO STOP CRYING... And thats Enough said =] Wanker ;)

[AlexDelPiero07]

@nw5londoner act hard ??? LOL if I say "I'm gonna beat the shit outya you cause I am a man bla bla" that is acting hard you dumbass !!! LOL for someone who claims to speak English as his mother tongue, that's an EPIC FAIL.... Now tell me this much asswipe, if slavery is 100 years old, then why are you offended ?? It's not like he's calling out your name and berating you.... What a hypocritical sad arsed twat.... Seriously, I know guys like you stay with their parents and cry themselves to sleep

[AlexDelPiero07]

@nw5londoner And you obviously can't stomach the fact that someone actually posted a valid response to you.... I forgot to mention another RACIST cunt like yourself, and he's not too far from where you are, JIMMY CARR, rings a bell ??? Yea that's right motherfucker, I have seen 3 DVDs of his, and he's up there amongst the racist of all standups.... You've just been PWNED, dickhead !!

[blackhandofset]

he's not racist, hes just turning stereotypes on their heads

[theashar10]

he looks asian in 2:50 XD

[Nautypaw]

@theashar10 he IS asian ^.^

India is part of the continent of Asia, so they are Asian :P

[noobzaebot]

Somebody's gotta work the camera? 2:45. What does he mean?

[AlexDelPiero07]

@noobzaebot I think he means that the technical part (like recording, editing, the hard work which doesn't pay much) is done by the white people whilst he, the brown guy, gets to make all the money for performing and not doing that jackshit.... If you look at the video again, immediately after he says the line, the camera zooms onto the white folks (the women) and they look displeased.... They know they have to take that with a pinch of salt, retarded CUNTS....

[noobzaebot]

@AlexDelPiero07 I thought he was implying white people loves to work with cameras.

[vinaybhardwj]

not all indians have dots on the forhead... stereotyping is kinda come up from ignorance

[cuteminti3]

He's funny, but he needs to stfu about England.