Full Metal Jacket - First 5 Minutes

[asoundguy]

Best movie ever!!! All the best lines come from this movie!!!

[101cgk]

pvt joker ! i admire your honesty.. HELL! i like you ...you can come to my house and fuck my sister! *THUD* I GOT YOUR NAME , I GOT YOUR ASS , YOU WILL NOT LAUGH, YOU WILL NOT CRY , YOU WILL LEARN THE NUMBERS , I WILL TEACH YOU! YOU HAD BETTER UNFUCK YOU OR I WILL UNSCREW YOU NECK AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK! PVT JOKEY WHY DID YOU JOIN MY BELOVED CORE! SIR TO KILL SIR! so your killer.. you got a war face..SIR? A WAR FACE ! AHHHHHHH THATS A WAR FACE LET ME SEE YOUR WACE AHHHHH -BULLSHIT!

[jdbeier38]

In reference to the description ... Kubric didn't masterfully show anything ... Ermey threw out everything they had and wrote this whole scene himself.

[iwantausernameful]

What did you record this with; a patato?

[kevins9703]

i am a marine. i was there. there are some flaw's when it comes to letting the viewer be privy to the sheer cut throat aggrression of marine corps basic training...but for the most part the viewer get's a realistic viewpoint of marine corps basic training. i am very, very proud to be a marine. thank you stanely kubrick!

[musskeeterbump]

3 ppl can suck the chrome plating clean off a trailer hitch ball

[elohelsmileyface11]

private brown sir!

bullshit from now on youre private snowball!

[vlasktom]

Ah... 240p, we meet again

[phrva]

Love this scene.

[MrThaGee]

You're so ugly you can be a modern art masterpiece lol

[Awak3n3dDarkn3ss]

I'm going to give you three seconds, exactly three fucking seconds! To wipe that stupid grin of your face! Or I will gauge out your eyes and SKULL FUCK YOU!

[phantomchick17]

"Here you are all equally worthless."

My favorite line in the whole movie.

[michael93fairburn]

hell i like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister. lol

[Blakeboonebaseball9]

2 People could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

[LoneWolfRambo37]

@Blakeboonebaseball9 Add 1 more and you get 3 bitches sucking your balls through your garden hose...ouch.

[theraptorus]

Two people couldn't shit Tiffany cufflinks

[zAdrenalizedGamingz]

Do you suck dicks?

Sir, no sir!

Bullshit I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

[longleyowl]

You climb obsticles like old people fuck lol!!

[lmonto]

great sound but fucked up quality! hate when that happens!

[XIVch]

sir i fuck your wife sir

[ForzaS1]

LET ME SEE YOUR WARFACE ]:O < AHHH! i cant stop fucking laughing xD

[elvee88]

"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-a-round" That is fan-tas-tic.

[Epicninjaable]

4:46

[bigdaddy4779]

keep pressing 8 for a seal noise

[tesSKYRIMaddict]

gunny could just smile he doesnt need a war face

he already scares me shitless

[sexyyelladuck]

press 4 repeatedly

[yippitydodah]

five foot nine? Are you trying to squeeze an inching on me, you stack of shit.

[WhiteZelotaVideo]

listen to the italian version ;-)

[MISANTHROPY647]

The boogey man checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris checks under his bed for R. Lee Ermey.

[yippitydodah]

you better start shitting me tiffany cufflinks from gay Parii. Private Pyle

[yippitydodah]

bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, sweetheart

[yippitydodah]

only steers and queers come from Texas

[yippitydodah]

@yippitydodah sorry edit, HOLY DOG SHIT!

[abracadabra545]

i didn't know they stacked shit that high!

[jugdaddy69]

You are nothing but unorganized grab asstic pieces of amphibian shit. Lol lol

[grevejp44]

SIR WHAT?! WERE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE?!

[TheTdogg313]

The fairy fucking godmother said it

[someone7671]

I'm asking the fucking questions!

[soldierdudem4]

dat u john wayne? ... is this me? ... Who said that? Who the fuck said that?! lol

[isamtator]

I watch this many many times and it never gets old.

[STR8JKT82]

this is probably the best depiction of marine corps boot camp ever made pretty close to the real thing except the part about pyle being able to get the rounds for his weapon and him even having a weapon the day before graduatoin

[MrKUBRICKIAN]

@STR8JKT82 I don't think the last scene in boot camp is meant to be real.It looks like jokers having a nightmare,since they already graduated in the scene before.

[yippitydodah]

By the way yanks, happy new year, for 5am to 8am GMT over here - depends if you are a yankee, or a hippy with long hair in Frisco or sniff coke in LA, copy paste youtubby search,

watch?v=TDLFwnqYoDQ

[idealsAREisomorphic]

Blooper here: When seargeant Hartman walks past the first row you can see he walks past Cowboy, Joker, some black dude? some white dude, Pyle. But starting from when Joker makes John Wayne reference, you can see them standing in another order - Pyle, some dude, cowboy, Joker. Obviously Pyle masterfully trolled Hartman by switching his bed behind his back and Hartman didnt even notice. thats why Pyle was smiling the whole time

[Brad4747474747]

240p, we meet again

[21cup]

Sir what!?

[grouchogroupy]

Wow I'm an american not a pervert

[grouchogroupy]

Bull shit I fucked her last night till her eyes popped out

[yippitydodah]

@grouchogroupy Your yank sister eyes was boinging out on springs when I shafted your younger sister, and she is asking for more, and she is only fifteen! : )

[SomaticCheese]

@yippitydodah You see, Yippi, YOU'RE AN IDIOT, but I won't blame that on your country. We have plenty of idiots here in America too.

Anyway, this scene is hilarious, and I'd love to see some actual footage of an immature retard like Yippi be ripped a new one by ANY Drill sergeant. haha

[yippitydodah]

@SomaticCheese Rip me a new one - ooer, sounds umm interesting. Sarge can as long as he gives me a reacharound......

[yippitydodah]

@grouchogroupy And her name was Mary-Jane grouchgroupy Rottencrotch. : ) copy paste yootob search,

watch?v=LwMIAwrIeuY

watch?v=gYxEIyNA_mk

[grouchogroupy]

Okay that was so unoriginal it's not even funny you stupid cock sucker it's not even all Brits that are slimly little ass fucks it's just you dumb fuck you

[yippitydodah]

@grouchogroupy My comments were ironic to the above movie, totally filmed in the UK. OOPS, sorry, you yanks don't get irony, my deepest apologies, you inflicted ones. Sense of humour failure or what? no shit. Come over to my house and fuck my brit sister, you yank faggots.

[grouchogroupy]

Yeah bull shit if that happened in England you guys would be fucked and you would just Give up we lost our entire pacific fleet and came back dropped a nuke on them bastards liberated France taken Germany and we could have done it all without out tea sipping cock sucking British people

[yippitydodah]

@grouchogroupy It it wasn't for us brilliant Brits, you yanks would be dropping nukes every five minutes, irradiating all of humanity, if us Brits didn't talk sense to you. I will PT you all yanks until you DIE until you see world sense. Us Brits will unscrew your yank necks and shit down it until you can see sense. Have a nice day? MY FUCKING ARSE!

[grouchogroupy]

So that's why we kicked your ass in 1776 and in 1812 oh and we had to come over and save you and Frances asses in WWII before hitler was on your front porch

[yippitydodah]

@grouchogroupy May I cordiarly invite you to my fucking World War you fucking yankies? Oh thanks, glad you could make it Uncle Sam. What? Nips bombed your boats in Honolulu, oh dear fucking me! Fucking gomless straw sucking yankies, all born yesterday!

[iCanHazit]

@yippitydodah Yankees*, not yankies you limey fuck.

[yippitydodah]

@iCanHazit So you're one of them, are you, a "yankee"? Not southern then? Nor a mid-western straw-sucking hayseed? Nor a Western hippy? If your are southern, go cat fishing, Huckleberry Finn!

[yippitydodah]

@yippitydodah ...and by the way, always knew you yankies couldn't spell. Color! MY ARSE - colour it is! and yes arse it is, not ASS!

[iCanHazit]

@yippitydodah What country are you from, son?

[yippitydodah]

@iCanHazit Wales/Cymru Sir yes Sir.

May I present you with a song from my country Sir yes Sir. But anyway, hope you enjoy it even if your a bigot on other lives in the World Sir yes Sir. : ))))

Can machus, yn gymraeg,

watch?v=wDxcJLsGy1s

Enjoy, yankies.

[iCanHazit]

@yippitydodah From Wales, I see? And if I were to call all of you sheep humping retarded farming plebeians who have the painfully annoying habit of naming their kids the same as their last name (example: William Williamson or John Johnson.) what would you say then? Of course this is all hypothetical and obviously this is not true. So why would you make such ignorant generalizations about the United States and its inhabitants?

[yippitydodah]

@iCanHazit My name is Tom Thomas, do you have a problem with that, Sir Yes Sir?

oh fuck, just asked a question, sir yes sir....... and yes, you can be in charge Sir Yes Sir

[yippitydodah]

@iCanHazit oh should i say yes masser, I'm from Wales and Welsh. Go and suck!

Paul Robeson - just call me Private Shitstirrer, Sarge!

watch?v=ziJoep1cDlY

[iCanHazit]

@yippitydodah You're retarded. This conversation is over, "chap."

[yippitydodah]

@iCanHazit : ))))

reel your catfish in Private - SIR YES SIR!

[yippitydodah]

You yanks give gongs and top pocket bits of fluff on your dress just for doing up your own bootlaces, it seems.

[grouchogroupy]

Yes but were not in Britain and that's not the RAF or royal navy this is the god dame marines

[yippitydodah]

@grouchogroupy RAF Regiment could have your US Marines for breakfast, let alone Royal Navy Marines, you scumbags. And our Royal Army Paras and SAS, just start shitting in your boots!

[mkl62]

Yeah, Pvt. Pyle! I'm funny. I'm the funniest DI on this island. Hell, I'm funnier than a sucking chest wound.

[ronpjlane]

i remember basic training befor going to nam in 67, when i was 18 yrs old

[gtotheunit91]

@ronpjlane was this what basic training was like??

[yippitydodah]

@gtotheunit91 In the UK this is exactly like basic recruit traing is like, wherever it is - well, in my day it was - whatever branch you joined, army, RAF or Royal Navy, but infantry get extra attention, as here, and dehumanising. It all helps keep them alive in the end, and to help keep each other alive - that is the most important bit.

[149sfn]

Best 5 minutes from any movie....ever....

[yippitydodah]

Texas. HOLY DOGSHIT! that is where George dubious Bush lives, isn't it? Wonder if he is a steer or a queer. But he has no horns, so that narrows it down.....

[Cindy5654Zuniga]

Dammmm. This shyt shit made my day lol..damm

[yippitydodah]

03:55 Are you a piedopepper?

Pardon sarge?

[PAPERSCHOOL]

@yippitydodah pener pumper.. Handjob person basicly 

[yippitydodah]

@PAPERSCHOOL no cocksucking piedos in the great US? Sgt Hartman should have come out with that, but maybe they didn't exist then.

[PAPERSCHOOL]

@yippitydodah lol maybe

[yippitydodah]

"did your parents have any children that lived?"

classic brilliant line, lost on most, no doubt.

godarm it with my hand numbnuts

You better square your ass off...

SIR YES SIR

[yippitydodah]

do you maggots understand this?

[yippitydodah]

@yippitydodah SIR YES SIR

[rdoggg19]

The best part of this scene is the fact that the writers and Kubrick all agreed to let Gunny ad lib all this. This whole scene for him was straight off the top of his head

[yippitydodah]

wish I could shit tiffany cufflinks, I would be loaded.

[angusyoung20]

he would make an excellent roast master

[TheSilverRanger]

And to think, Private Pyle went on to star in Law and Order: Criminal Intent.

[natskivna]

Don't EVER get in an insult contest with R. Lee Emery.

[francisraud]

@az12233 right. Thanks. Some believe the H has something to do with the greek name Iesus where the 'e' in capital letter is either 'E' for 'epsylon' or 'H' for 'eta'. So 'I' and 'H' are the first two letters of Iesus and 'C' from Cristos which starts with the letter 'X' called 'Chi' pronunced as 'K'. The 'I' had become 'J' in english and that should give us JHC instead of IHC or, more precisely, IHX. So Jesus H Christ.. Nice, is it not?

[francisraud]

@mometaroo I agree: a masterpiece

[francisraud]

The whole thing is a masterpiece anyway, I don't know how they didn't put it in the comedy genre. So real, so intense and so silly alltogether. It's become iconic. And what the hell does the 'H' in 'Jesus H. Christ' stand for? Herbert-Walker?? Like Jesus Herbert-Walker Christ? Or is it Jesus Harnaldo Christ? Maybe Jesus Huuhaaa Christ.. I mean, leave the guy alone.. Seriously: Ermey should have been given an Oscar.

[az12223]

@francisraud Jesus Holy Christ

[francisraud]

If you don't want people to laugh at you then don't go barking funny things around the barracks with your eyeballs out of their sockets c'mon..!! "I will unskrew your head and shit down your neck" isn't frightening, it's funny. So is almost everything else he says.. So is people yelling and barking at other people.. If they bark elaborated insults and call me sweatheart, I'm sorry, but I crack up.

[francisraud]

Isn't fried chicken and watermelon the perfect way to crap out your intestins in less than half an hour? I mean, I like both but.. not subsequently! And does anybody else understand how realistic it looked that Leonard couldn't stop grinning? If a guy came to me and said he would gauge my eyeballs out and skull fuck me I would roll over laughing whoever he may be. Just imagine someone doing it.. It's hilarious

[mometaroo]

@francisraud each sentence in the clip was amazingly well crafted.. the older generation worked harder..

[LILJ830NUCAS]

r u john wayne? this is me?

do u suck dicks? bullshit, i bet u can suck a golfball through gardenholes!

U BETTER UNFUCK URSELS BEFORE I UNSCREW UR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN UR NECK!

WHERE U FROM PRIVATE? SIR,TEXAS. SIR, HOLLYDOG ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS PRIVATE COWBOY!!!..

LOL!!!! ENJOY IT...

[CaptainMazda]

@LILJ830NUCAS

Thanks, I had no idea what he was saying until you put it into poorly written words with caps lock. You're a credit to humanity.

[Damon089]

Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

[MrCombineGuy]

Wow! And to think that all of this was purely improvised!

[MrCombineGuy]

Wow! And to think that almost all of this was purely improvised.

[Chantelly95]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[gogetaa11]

I'll tell u one thing pvt snowball they don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall LMAO

[Matzy17]

Trivia: Gunnery Sergent Hartman improvised these lines it only took them one take to get it right!

[TheCoats1234]

His ass ain't laughing now!  LOL

[capnhands]

now they can answer yes they do suck dick if the DI asks.

[mrHardstyleDE]

BULLSHIT!

[mitsubishidiamante]

Hell I like you. you can come over my house & fuck my sister.

lmao 

[mitsubishidiamante]

1st time I saw this movie I wanna join the Marine

[Majic275]

Whenever someone half finishes a sentence I say "WERE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE?!"

[hardskulled]

are u loyalty?-sir no sir- do u suck dicks?- BULLSHIT I bet u can suck a golf ball through a garden hose !! ... aint that something..:P

[567WORMBOY123]

@hardskulled "royalty"

[ToonUnited1892]

You little piece of shit you look like a fucking worm

[TheKeegan98]

WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT !!

[jorikrademakers]

is it me or is pvt snowball (haha) a bit enthousiastic

[HPGWellscraft]

I would be lmfao. id have choke myself till I passed out. Lolz

[brownbullet13]

DS-you are nothing but un-organized grabastic pieces of amphibeon shit!

DS-whats your excuse?!

recruit-sir excuse for what sir?

DS-im asking the fucking questions here private do u understand? LMAOOOOO best funniest drill seargent altho de one in jarhead was kinda funny too

[Blaiwnez]

Pretty good first minutes in a movie.

[jimmykicker7775]

Is it true that GnySgt R. Lee Ermy was allowed to toally improvise this and he got it in one take?

[hardskulled]

@jimmykicker7775 if thats true, the man deserves an grammy:P

[jblcn1042]

Sgt. Hartman would verbally dress down Chuck Norris like a faggot and a sailor.

[tempac91]

Stop smiling D'Onofrio or the scary sarge will SKULL FUCK U!

[PoweredByAudio]

I Probably Wouldn't Be Able To Wipe My Grin Off My Face...lmafo

[dcgilpin]

I love the way he handles racial bigotry.

[Garrysmod2132]

WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT

[makindoughdotnet]

5 stars!

[cbwilson87]

Best scene from a movie EVER! Completely unrealistic (yes, don't get your panties in a wad... we don't treat our guys like that) but nonetheless both hilarious and horrifying.

[AlZmY]

Fast forward 2011:

Texas! Only steers an queers come from Texas! And you aint a steer so I guess that kid of narrows it down a bit..

Do you suck dicks?

Sir!, yes!, sir!

Now openly gays won't care if the drill sergeant calls them gay, they don't have to hide it..

Either that or they will make it illegal for drill sergeants to call "filthy non-human beings" gay or faggot...

Win-Gays

Lose- everybody else.. and me

[Saxowolf]

only faggots and sailors are called lawrence!

[NickyLangan]

I wouldn't last a second in this army, I would laugh my ass off.

[zxcqa1]

Fuck you Gomer Pyle. Kill nice gentleman that way : /

[punchmaster123]

My baseball coach is tougher than this guy...

[TuRkmEnOkaN]

@punchmaster123

sergeant hartman wil fuck your baseball coach

[Lifescythe]

This is why we can't have open gays in the military. If we did hart man's insults would have no effect.

[Sanchezantonio316]

To the dumb ass below.. those are marines not pussy maggots like u, ??army??? . R u blind??

U sound like fudge packer don't ever comment in this clip again

[f99kiss]

@Sanchezantonio316 I agree bro the guy below is a pussy poor excuse for a man.

[CockneyRebel1979]

Fuck me! Are they still allowed to talk to soldiers like this in the bleedin' army?! I wouldn't last a bloody heartbeat in the army, and I ain't ashamed to admit that! If a bloke like him talked to ME like that, one of two things'd happen: I'd either cry, or my bloody temper'd go, and I'd lose it completely! :(

[privatedelta9]

@CockneyRebel1979 Well inthis case the guy went mental and killed the drill sergeant then offed himself

[DDBOOGER]

The 2 dislikes were a faggot and a sailor.

[mometaroo]

@DDBOOGER Bullshit that's a maggot, scumbag.

Regards,

Private Pile

[lordwizat]

@DDBOOGER

and there names are Laurence

[willjsamp]

@DDBOOGER Whats the difference?

[zxcqa1]

This is fukin best welcome shit ever what can be in army.

[DDBOOGER]

@zxcqa1

Marines, asshole!

[EcBeastingOnXbox360]

It sucks that now they can't kick your ass that much in the army pyshiclly, its all training

[pxdfover]

Do you suck dick? Sir no sir, Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.

[MrBudgieman1]

the 2 people that dislike the scene are fucking wimps

[dajoker819]

is that you john wayne? is this me?

[limeanator3]

man this aint nothing. any recruit would love to have him as a di. watch ears open eyeballs click. thats what bootcamp is really like.

[edvhou812]

The two dislikes were non-hackers. 

[Tylerss24]

I will GOUGE out your eyeballs, and SKULLFUCK YOU!!!

[SoulReaper1967]

Fucking avesome!!!

[Firefighter2641]

Well thank you very much can I be in charge for a while?

[modifiedlast]

I DIDNT KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH!

[Hockeyguy17]

R. Lee Ermey is my idol and rules...still!

[yort002]

@Hockeyguy17 ever watch mail call

[Fives2755555]

Sounds like me training Recruits in Vs

[RetArmyMan03]

"They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on daily basis." hahaha so classic

[RetArmyMan03]

"What's you name scumbag?"

[MrSkitt88]

Choke yourself!!!!!!

[MOTHforLife]

3:58 - 4:05 LOL

[ThePhilliesfan96]

bull shit i bet you can suck a golf ball though a garden hose lol

[Appehl07]

haha, I didnt know they stack shit that high! hahaha....