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  • congratulations on making guitar modes sound like shit

  • chick norris to this with one finger

  • This is not fake. lol. But of course, we live in a backward ass society where people want to downplay the achievements of talented people and praise the talentless.

    Why don't you fucking idiots check the blog links in the description? He has another video of him doing the same thing. It's also on the side, titled "???". But there is just barely 1/10th of the comments there than there is on here. Haters gonna hate.

  • he proboly eats his own cum and shove a replica dildo of justin beibers dick up his ass all the time

  • Great job man! Reminds me a bit of some of the Buckethead riffs.

    =Dave

  • the fingering hand is more important in speed. This sucks.

  • Come on man, in this Vid he had been playing for 11 Years...

  • What´s the point? playing fast isn´t playing nice.

    Fake or not, this stuff tells me no shit.

  • fake , haha your a funny bunch , i tell ppl that a milion of times dont post before checking first , if you affect te speed of the video more frames are in one second and more professional programs could easily show it as a fake , but in this video everything is okay , IF you fuckheads want to still say its a fake make a pv like this and speed it up and then go to someone with pro tools for video and effects and let him check it , he will find traces of the video being faster . SO SHUT UP

  • @shineek

    you lose all credibility by using "your" instead of "you're".

    it IS fake, obviously sped up.

  • @samfukunishi idiot

  • i wonder how he plays fast he jerks off 24 7

  • heMANshred is correct. this is real. Not fake.

  • ur a moron when he hit the bass strings you can tell its sped up cuz its high pitched woooooooow ur really dumb

  • u suck

  • O_o

  • sped up.

  • Yeah, lots of delicate emotion and feel here. Ba..hahahaahahahaahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh­hhhhaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa­hhhhhhahahahahaahah.

  • Massive amounts of fail here.

  • @CannibalDave

    Thats because you're here

  • This is a bunch of nonsense..

  • lmao im laughing so hard

  • sounds like someone drillling through something

  • some people will believe anything they see.

  • yeah. especially when it comes to rational things being seen, like a guitar being played fast. im sick of people calling this shit fake. if it was fake, it would sound alot higher pitched. if you've ever seen an actual fake video you would probably understand that. anyone with two hands and ten fingers can play that fast if they try hard enough.

  • I can use a simple free opensource audio editor to affect speed but not pitch. and that's what he did.

  • I feel sorry for the people who believe this rubbish.

  • actually Della Vega is the best of world, but Hellman is very good.

    nice job. Take care dude

  • :SSS noob?

  • he didnt. :/

  • yea i think he did

  • he probilly fast forworded it

  • It seems that most of these videos on the internet are like that. Fastfowarded.

  • rubbish!

  • retarded

  • Sounds horrible.

  • oncore pleeass!!

  • What is this all about, actually? To show that humans may be better than machines?

  • would have been nice without that annoying tick tick tock tick tick tick tock

  • its called a metronome

  • better than the other bloke i saw on here, .. he just played on one string... at least you can move about.

  • Hahahah i did laugh all the time because i was looking his little finger

  • =] =]

  • spend your time learning how to express a little bit a soul. thats what albert king said so i don't know..

  • yawn

  • NIGGAY SUCKS BALLS AND PENIS

  • Nigga who u tryin to play as a virgin, go fuck yuself son i dont need ya dick up on my chest. Go fuck a carrot u bugs bunny ugly beaver.

  • unknown9528 you need to shut your sexy virgin ass up

    -thug life nigga

  • This video should be entitled "How to obtain an orgasm."

  • this guy probably gives a good hand job

  • going that fast he would probably start a fire dude

    @blueandwhite

  • lol, random thought

    has anyone ever thought about....

    i wonder if they make a metronome that goes down to 1bpm..... LOL

  • fastest clock eva!!!

  • i say thats the fastest pinky not the fastest strummer

  • dude, the octave shouldn't have gone up like that if you weren't faking it. your head movement gave it away. and the left hand. nice try homeboy ; D

  • dream theater petrucci is the best and i don't foget the other best palyr ...

  • shawn lane is still the fastest player of all time, no one can touch him.

  • Shawn Lane is this guy??? Or the one from the 2007 world record???

  • neither, hes an incredible guitarist, piano player and composer from memphis, he sadly died in 2003. He was known in guitar circles for his insane chops and beautiful compositions. But never hit the mainstream, search him on youtube and listen to some of his stuff its really quite incredible.

  • The people with talent are never the ones with fame... stupid people just like music for the image nowadays... The fastest guitarist in the world is Della Vega though... sorry.

  • no not quite, hes not actually in the world record books, and the sound on his youtube videos is dubbed it sounded nowhere near that clean in reality. shawn is considered the best technical guitar player by anyone who knows of him, trust me just watch a few videos on his technique its beyond anyone else, although his music is what made him great, his technique was just a bonus.

  • Whatever... just see his videos. I don't doubt that Shawn is an great guitarist but Guinness has established his record...

  • even if he is in guiness its just for playing that one song the fastest, and besides shawn and plenty of other better guitarists didnt apply for guinness records so he wins by default.

  • It wasn't for playing that song the fastest... it was for playing guitar the fastest (including the movement to other frets by the hand...)

    "shawn and plenty of other BETTER guitarists"

    hey man! I'm talking about FASTEST not best!!! So if Shawn is "faster" then he should go out and prove it, if not... then Tiago Della Vega is indeed the worlds fastest guitarist.

  • might be a bit hard for him to do that seeing as hes no longer on this planet :) do you have a link to his guiness record? sorry im not trying to argue as it may appear. I just think shawns technique is way far ahead of that guy

  • His technique is probably better but... Tiago Della Vega is still the fastest. There is a video in "related videos" having the Guinness World Record... he later on did 16th notes @ 370 bpm!!!

  • yeah shawn lane is the best shredder alive, err i mean dead...R.I.P. shawn lane. he is still the best shredder.

  • not alive.he is dead.

  • della vega has been recognized by GWR now. anyone attempting the record is told to beat his 320bpm flight of the bumblebee, despite how dodgey the original performance was, sad really isn't it, so many amazing players, and della vega has to ruin it all by being somewhat fake.

  • @ShrededToDeath What do you mean FAKE...Tiago is a badass guitar player...

  • actually he is in the world record books

  • mother fucker you cant play no damn guitar freak i am the best and everyone knows it fool

  • pointless

  • dumb ass

  • Petrucci is fasterrrr =D

  • That's fake man no finger can move like that if it's not broken.Look at his little finger

  • ur just not pro enough

  • haha wow all of the haters must have really watched this video a million times to be able to say wat they do...anyway...good playing

  • his strings are put on so tight!

  • dude must go through strings fast

  • Are you a guitar player? If you were then it would be easy to tell that its not fake :P

  • it look fake to me

  • I don't think guitar is supposed to be strummed that fast, but hey, I wouldn't really know since I'm not a guitar expert.

  • This is isn't fake.

  • that is shit, you keep pausing, aint even tigh and sounds like you fuck up

  • this guy is fag fag. its fake x1000000

  • you can tell it's fake due to his body movements if you watch he jerks around uber fast, and it's impossible to move your knee up and down in a milisecond to where it looks choppy

  • yeah i see what you are saying about the movements.... fake... good try though

  • i can play that fast i mean c'mon he has four fingers on ONE string anybody can do that try having your four fingers on four strings and play like that NOW THAT WOULD BE FAST

  • wow, that is pretty fake... does a good job trying to hide it but still failed.

  • my index and pinky fingers are up on that one too man

  • fast foward

  • If he is that fast then he should have been famous by now haha xd

  • this guy can jerk off 20 guys in a minute!

  • rofl!!!

  • wha.......

  • @iBee559

    jajaja lol

  • lol, fast forward much?

  • my band (((Furthest Krueger))) Please retrieve it with youtube. Band that influences it (dragonforce Sonata Arctica helloween xjapan megadeth metallica iron maiden slayer children of bodom )

  • I don't think it counts if he's muting the notes.

  • ever heard of fast foward?

  • i cant beleive thats real

  • good job but next time if you ever try to set the record agian try to keep it flowing the whole time but othe wise awsome!

  • "Not very good?" What? This is Very Good! I can't even do that! Great Job! Don't listen to those people! I think it was very great!

  • fucking shit, poor poor

  • O fuck!

    Вот нехуя!

  • enough blood have been spilt this month

  • wtf ,sorry that was gay

  • hahahahah well put my friend

  • thats ibanez tone for ya....

  • nope, thats a crappy amp

  • Non consistentsy but really good..i like..just keep it going for awhile

  • My God... is fast...... Congratulations...

  • This is real.....it's just not very good thats all

  • thats no tallet thats fast fowarded.

    good song to play but get some tallent and play it right

  • i dont think it actually is fast forward.

  • its not fast forwarded. get a life. stfu. nuff said

  • yes actually u can totally tell the difference :D:D

  • Well being the fastest means shit in my opinion. Learn how to play a song and i will give you credit as a musician.

  • look at his other vids. theyre mostly originally composed songs. theyre very good too

  • Have you seen his other vids? He's a FANTASTIC guitar player, and most of his songs are self composed.

  • The world record is on 370bpm, sorry dude :S

  • dangggg seriously? that's crazy....

  • I think we need to have a World's Shittiest Guitar Tone Competition. Does anyone else agree? This guy would easily place in the top 3.

  • Hahahahaha too good!

  • :) Ye i agree :D

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  • why do poeple keep recording me for lol :D

  • When you can't play music, play really fast and hope no one notices.

  • i hope you're not according to this particular guy, jogokuotoko CAN play music^^ just check out his videos=)

  • He sounds like an idiot. I can't be bothered.

  • that's why I said you should go and watch his other videos. Not like I care if you don't like his songs, but it's just wrong to say he cannot play music, because it's obvious that he can^^

  • well.... i guess you and I just have different tastes. I find his music boring and I find THIS particular vid beyond funny. I have rarely heard shittier tone in my entire life.

    It is quite incredible to think that after years of technological development in electric guitars, we get ... THIS shit. Incredible.

    But, if you think that good music is simply someone playing fast, then this is definitely for you. Enjoy.

  • umm, I think you didn't read my comment carefully, did you? I didn't say that THIS video is good music. of course it's not even a song, he's trying to play really fast! "CHALLENGE THE WORLD RECORD GUITAR SPEED 2008" <- I think that says it, doesn't it?

    anyway, I don't think you get me, it doesn't matter^^

  • umm (I love it when wankers say "umm"), I get it totally. You think that setting a record for playing fast on guitar is interesting and worthwhile. You probably like contests to see who can piss the highest or who is the best nosepicker (would that be speed or quantity?).

    How about a contest to see who can dig the most holes in a pile of shit using a guitar as a shovel? Gee, that would be really cool. I would use a 345 because it's really wide.

    No, I get you completely.

  • those kind of contests would rather fit your slow-working brain; you still don't seem to get what I was saying.

    "You think that setting a record for playing fast on guitar is interesting and worthwhile." epic fail dude, I never did say that.

    oh, and by the way, jerryc was pleased to play with jigokuotoko and others live on stage (imaginat blow). but jerryc is probably just bad aswell, right? I bet you can do better, that's why you have to post cool comments and youtube, right?:>

  • @ flitcraft

    dude just stop while you can, you are making an even bigger fool of yourself even calling yourself a "wanker" by saying ""umm (I love it when wankers say "umm")"". You clearly said "umm" yourself.

  • @guit4

    dude, ummm, you have now just exposed yourself as a complete fucking idiot for not understanding that my use of "ummm" was to mock the person who used it on me.

    You are obviously incapable of getting very much in the way of subtlety, which is no doubt why you admire the wanker in this vid with the shitty tone. This stuff is definitely for the thick of plank which most certainly includes you. dude.

    Please say "dude" more. It makes you sound so cool.

  • I may have not have understood what you what your use of "umm" was however Youtube was created for social uses and everybody has the option to upload their videos. If you can not show respect in other peoples interest just leave and dont make a show out of it.

  • Everyone has the option to upload videos for public scrutiny and in doing so should expect comments (hence, "the Post Comment" button).

    My comments on what I consider to be a ridiculous display of bad taste are shared by many on youtube. Posting my comments is a "social use." You can take my comments or leave them.

    The more I watch this vid, the more I realize just how ridiculous and horrible it is. Perhaps even a "crime against music." Your taste obviously differs.

  • I LUV DRUGS.

    And that's all I have to say about that.

  • idk how this started but this man is an amzing guitarist. just because hes not playing a song doesnt mean he cant. he has many songs up and theyre all very good and if you dont like it then GTFO!

  • This started because dimwits like you think that moving your fingers around really really really really fast with super high gain and unbelievably shitty tone, making absolutely no fucking musical sense, is evidence of amazing guitar playing.

    That's how it started. OK?

  • i dont think that is evidence of amazing guitar playing. if you listen to any of his songs like Moonshade, Change, Serpent, or LALLAPALLOOZA then youll see how awesome he is.

    Also check out Jack Thammarat. He's amazing

  • haha flitcraft

  • thats sped up u idiot u can tell by the sound

  • look how natural the rest of his movements are. it's real

  • good time-lapse

  • i'd say its real

  • if that is real you are fully dedicated, although I see it is real!!! whoever you are. hello from N.Z.

  • damn thats crazy fast

  • I like..! :)

  • Yep I believe it's REAL.

  • thas fucking sick, man!

    im pretty sure thats real shit. notice his hair. it moves as if he is moving his head like a normal person would do. its not all jittery and whatnot like it would be if he had sped up the camera.

  • what are u playing?

  • it's verry fast and cool but no melody... :/ anyway 5/5 and keep rocking :D

  • wtf?! You are a god

  • This is not a fake.

    He can play all of the the shreds live on stage.

  • yh well i can play smoke on the water

  • lol!

  • Super lol!

  • rofl.................

  • FUCK YEAH ME TOO BRO!! lol this dude can't touch that! lol jk

  • funny how the pitch gets higher the quicker he goes, sped up

  • seriously you kids are morons have any of you taken the time to see his videos he will smoke most of you at playing this is for pure speed

  • Its not fake but della vega blows him away. This dude has no melody and his tone is shit

  • man you dont know shit, i wanna see dela vega own compositions, does he have any, is it at least 5% as good as hellman, we know the answer is no.

  • not too bad.

    but i am a lot of years better than you.

  • no melody...........

  • this is not fake! omfg! hes just so pro! sure its realy fast, but look at the rest of hes body, u think thats fake??? omg! hes just pro! ITS NOT FAKE

  • It's not fake. And when you're as good as Hellman playing super fast isn;t that hard. Sure it's fast but it sounds like shit. His purpose is just to show if he'd one of the guys who can do it the fastest. It's not fake either. His hair moves normally.

  • Fake. The intonation is kind of funky.

  • fake or not its boring as shit.

  • wow thats fast

  • ...its not fake look at his head.. lol "look at his right hand"? that had should be moveing that fast if hes going for speed.. what should it go slow and the sound go fast? dont be stupid..

  • I really think this is fake because of his right hand, little bit wierd...But..I don't know. If it is real, then..well done!