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  • The cookies were a lie!

  • Give him the cookies like he wanted already dammit, stupid Red Team... >_<

  • i think ur veidos longer

  • ".... I'm leaving!" 8D

  • Three people had someone knock on their non-doors, had been promised cookies, and then didn't get any cookies.

  • I DEMAND COOKIES!!!

  • If warfare was more like this, there would be more peace in this world. But there would be way fewer cookies.

  • I'M LEAVING!

  • caboose is the only reason why i join the blue team but the others

    church:a bitch who always whines when something bad is about to happen,and he hates caboose!

    tucker:a perv

    tex:a badass

    sheila:a tank,but i also like her cause caboose likes her and she likes him

  • at least i dont go around knocking on people nondoors promising them cookies and NOT GIVING THEM COOKIES!

  • IM LEAVING!!!

  • Funny... I'm eating some cookies now.

  • Y does he want cookies?

  • @esebato24 don't you want to have some cookies?

  • @esebato24

    because he loves cookies, but im surprised he didnt ask for orange juice as well. he likes orange juice to go with his cookies!

  • Knocking on people's non doors... lol

  • I. DEMAND. COOKIES!

  • @GameMinerStudios "Huh, Wait, What? COOKIES!"

  • i do this to all people who ask what i want! and to girl scouts and watch their reactions!

  • i deman cookies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i love caboose he is the funniest one

  • blue team disliked this

  • i want cookies lol :)

  • Oh look, All of us are Blues. :D

  • I DEMAND COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • ...What are your demands?

  • Even my GRAMMA thinks this is funny!!

  • I'm actually more amazed that Sarge gave Grif a complement

  • atleast I don't go around knocking on people's non doors and promising them cookies! And then not giving them cookies!!!

  • I demand chocolate chip cookies!

  • Thumbs up if you're eating cookies while watching :)

  • I'm eating cookies while watching this.lol

  • @darkmaster426 me 2 lol

  • doughnut is really "going with the flow"

  • do you think there is something wrong with me if my nickname is caboose?

  • 0:11

  • i demand more likes on this video ... and cookies!!!!!

  • knocking on people's non-doors XD

  • who doesnt demand cookies?

  • 0:15

  • *Caboose I like me*

  • Two people didn't get cookies

  • I'm leaving!

  • Which episode is this one? Lol

  • Ever notice that caboose is the only rvb character who never swore?

  • @orangehaircow11 actually he has said "son of a bitch" before in one of the alternate endings of episode 100.

  • @PsychoSlayr oh. I forgot about that one

  • its funny because Caboose is a really good shot but hes mentally retarded

  • I DEMAND MY F***ING COOKIES!!!

  • Caboose is the only character who realizes he's in a video game. so says Joel Heyman.

  • @pureblackeagle He's also vaguely aware that they're being filmed as well, he just doesn't think much of it x)

  • AHAHAAA

  • Is Caboose by himself? If so why?

  • Next time someone doesn't gimme' cookies. I use that quote. xD (The non-doors one...I fail)

  • WELL AT LEAST I DONT GO AROUND! KNOCKING ON PEOPLES NON-DOORS! AND PROMISING THEM COOKIES! AND THEN NOT GIVING THEM COOKIES!!!!!!!

  • wohoo! 57,000th viewer XD

  • lol

  • MY NAME IS MICHEAL J CABOOSE AND I DEMAND COOKIES

  • Your depravity knows no bounds!

  • The dislike button is like a ninja, you cant see it but you know its there

  • I have i demand cookies as my notification ringtone

  • missing the "I'm Leaving!!" part. that finished it off in hilarious fashion

  • 1:11 I demand cookies. Who wouldn't want cookies on Halo?

  • @yoshieggeater my bad 0:11

    

  • I cammand cookies

  • I think it sounds like he's saying "I COMMAND COOKIES!"

  • Knocking on peoples non-doors XP I'm cracking up!!

  • It's a really prick when people lie about sweet especially cookies =P

  • I demand a non door!

  • do u have any cookies

    caboose 4 president

  • y does caboose hate babies

  • @tristanwirtz because of what happened to tucker, he also thinks rocks can get you pregnant

  • I DEMAND COOKIES!!!

  • we all demand cookies

    

  • 2 people did NOT GIVE COOKIES AND SOMEONE KNOCKS ON THERE NON-DOORS AND DID NOT GIVE THEM COOKIES

  • "Do you have any cookies?" "WHAT ARE YOUR DEMANDS! YOU HAVE TO GIVE US YOUR DEMANDS!" "I DEMAND COOKIES" BEST EVVVEERRR <3

  • Bleep bloop.

  • Not caboose

  • @iplayhalogames. Hey chicka bump bump

  • *pause* I'M LEAVING!

  • Bow chicka bow wow

  • @Ecilpsezzzzzzzz dude hes the funniest person on the planet

  • 1 person promnised us cookies for liking theb video, but never gave us the cookies, he hate them that bitch!

  • @Ecilpsezzzzzzzz caboose for prez

  • I cant pick which character's the best... Caboose or Sarge... Ah fuck it, CABOOSE!

  • Caboose's best line ever...yet.

  • @gruntunit2 not as good as someone put a wall in my way

  • hey chicka bum bum

  • @totalawsomeplayer Caboose! What did I tell you about that!?

  • @totalawsomeplayer Its hey chicka bumP bumP

  • caboose disliked the video because he never got the cookies

  • I'M LEAVING!!!

  • What would happen if Caboose and sister got together and made a baby? Interesting thoughtisn't it.

  • 1% of people ar high!!!!! This video is AWSEOME!!!!!!

  • COOKIES!!!

  • LOL

  • lol @ "non-doors"

  • JUST GIVE HIM THE COOKIEZZZZ

    

  • to be honest, I dont like it when people write a comment with the dialogue of the exact video... If I wanted to see it again... I'd watch it again, which I did.

  • Caboose: What do I want? Do you have any cookies?

    Sarge: What are your demands? You have to give us your demands!

    Caboose: I command Cookies!!!

    Sarge: Now your just toying with us, your _____ knows no bounds!

    Grif: Yeah!

    Caboose: Well at least I don't go around, knocking on people's non-doors and promising them cookies, and then, NOT GIVING THEM COOKIES!!!

    Lol anyone wanna watch it again then click here ----> 0:00

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  • Wow, you didn't even put a capital C on Caboose's name. You should be ashamed

  • @comenter6542 I like to think I put it the way caboose would want it... except for the s would probably be backwards... and drawn in crayon.

  • @pulsejon87 In one of the episodes where Caboose and sarge were stuck together after going through the portals, Caboose shot the wall to spell his name. He spelled it as Cabose.

  • @pulsejon87 and mispelled

  • @pulsejon87 and its obviously only one o

  • @comenter6542 or cookies

  • 1 Person didnt get cookies.

  • IM LEAVING!!

  • ALRIGHT 160 OF US WILL HUNT DOWN THAT ONE PERSON! THEY ARE JUST MAD THEY DIDN'T GET THE COOKIE!

  • @bella1o1o 161 now =P

  • @xrayluxray Hooray! 

  • @bella1o1o 164 now.... (hopw tomorow its 1000! :D)

  • @xrayluxray mwahahahaha growing army >:3

  • @bella1o1o well just saying guyz who dislikes this ur totaly screwed....

  • who ever disliked the video thought it meant " dis i like"

  • WHO DISLIKED THIS VIDEO D: 

  • @ihazpokemanz Church lol.

  • Caboose is so Awesome no one could dislike this video. :D

  • caboose is the best thumbs up if u agree HES AMAZING

  • At least I dont go around knocking on people' not doors, promising them cookies and then not giving them COOKIES!!!! hahahahahaha!! Lol

  • @Ecilpsezzzzzzzz i am planing to change my name to Micheal and last name to Caboose

  • Caboose demanded cookies.......GIVE HIM HIS COOKIES!!!!!!!!!

  • lol i love caboose and his stuff 1 I DEMAND COOKIES 2. I cant help you.... Shiela wont let me 3 Buttons? I love Buttons!!!!!!!!!! [starts mashing] 4.Tucker Did it! [season nine below] 5.I thought it was a globe made out of snow? 6.yes! We are going to eat dinosaurs for lunch! 7.I am going to eat a giant egg....... 8.Caboose? my new name is Roger! [back to other seasons] 9.Hey Chicka Bum Bum 10.Tex? Washington? Kentucky! [Caboose this is not a game] 11.Im okay Im okay *fall* Not okay
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  • This is my Ringtone. He says it like 50 times before it stops.

  • Steve Carrell was clearly born to play Caboose.

  • @GrayWolf671 It's Season 7, Chapter 3: Visiting Hours

  • I'M LEAVING!

  • well at least i don't go around knocking on peoples non doors, and promising them cookies an then NOT GIVING THEM COOKIES!

  • I DEMAND A REMIX

  • which episode is this

  • Aw man you cut off the part where says: -Goes inside and pops out for a second - "I'm leaving!"

  • 0:16 - 0:28

  • screw you church caboose is awesome sauce

  • i whant cookies

  • @Ecilpsezzzzzzzz

    Thumbs up if he is better than master chief... I would really like to know :)

  • people go around knocking on peoples non doors promising them cookies and then not giving them COOKIES!!

  • Knocking on peoples non doors, those bastards >:C

  • non doors

  • Press 4 to see what caboose demands!!!

  • Top 5 RvB characters:/

    Uno: Caboose

    Dos: Tucker

    Tres: Grif

    Quatro: Sarge

    Sinco: Simmons

  • @xAirer You copycat :(

  • Caboose for president

  • Top 5 of RvB characters:

    1. Caboose

    2. Grif

    3. Tucker

    4. Sarge

    5. Church

  • @MAKKEBAKKE What about Tex?

    

  • @pg13superstar I mean more funny, not bad-ass :P

  • @MAKKEBAKKE True

  • bad place to say the cake is a lie, and even worse to say pie beats all, eh grifs a pie lover, or atleast his actor is, i like pie, and cookie dough ice cream, that is all

  • i demand respect! i demand honor! i demand satifaction! i demand cookies!

  • I demand cookies is my notification for when I get text messages :D

  • @Ecilpsezzzzzzzz na it Church you the best!, show him out

  • @Ecilpsezzzzzzzz Church.... If I die... I want you to have my orange juice... xD

  • You cut out caboose saying IM LEAVING!!!!! :(

  • i made my xbox like moto i demand cookies

  • Atleast I don't go around knocking on people's non-doors and promising them cookies, and then NOT GIVING THEM COOKIES!

  • Well, at least I don't go around knocking on people's non- doors.  Lol. :) :)

  • AT LEAST I DONT GO AROUND KNOCKING ON PEOPLES DOORS PROMISING COOKIES

  • AT LEAST I DONT GO AROUND KNOCKING ON PEOPLS DOORS PROMISING COOKIES

  • @TacticalSoldier14 People's NON-doors. Use your ears. Blue Base lacks doors.

  • @Allabaster84 red base doesn;t have doors either XD

    At least I don't go around...knocking on peoples non-doors, and promising them cookies...AND NOT GIVING THEM. COOKIES!....I'M LEAVING!

  • waste of .30sec.... lol

  • @Twilightbabii28 this is by no means a waste of 30 seconds. Quite the contrary, it's one of the best things you can be doing in 30 seconds: Studying the Caboose's emotions and dealings with others in its natural habitat.

  • the odds i am eating cookes right now

  • IM LEAVING

  • cockies

  • I always say this part! I love Red vs Blue

  • lol "non-doors"

  • IM LEAVING!! you missed that part!!

  • if you didn't get the non doors part earlier in the episode he mentions the "non doors" (slinging doors) on the front of the base

  • Typical Caboose always saying things that don't go with the subject so well. Thumbs up if you agree

  • "at least i do go around, knocking on people's non-doors" hahah