Toss my salad live

[MermaidBlueFins]

You are so much fun :) Any chance you will go iTune?

[animalpeeps1]

ewwwwww fuckin fag :(

[dannyman4444]

HORF HORF HORF

[evelynnann123]

Dude this is fucking AMAZING. I never thought i'd see the day where i'd love a tranny SO MUCH!!!! Filthysextoy, don't listen to some of these assholes are saying, they probably masterbated to your video the second time they watched it. ;) your music and voice is INSANE! (i mean that in a good way) You're a truely talented man with alot of potential. KEEP ROCKING THAT LEOTARD DUDE!!!

[filthysextoy]

@evelynnann123 Thanks Evelyn, I you made my day with comment. I get so many haters and its nice to hear that some body out there digs what I do:))))

[MermaidBlueFins]

Can you upload your songs on iTunes :)

[selmalover]

This is why homophobia exists

[mikeydreana]

your GAYYY

[Murkedbymurkoff]

This is a dude right? Lmao this is hilarious.

[Kwamalicious]

@filthysextoy

I added your performance to my playlist called "wonderful!" You are talented and can perform. :) You should do perfomrnaces at Gay Clubs )if you haven't already.). I think you can be a hit.

[trashmansblog]

my wife sid i cant watch your videos anymore eather lol :(

[Teh0re0]

My mom thinks you need some help

[Brosiris]

Oh boy here we go.

Black singer trap

[jessman2008jessman]

thats a dude, look at the bulge, i cant believe i wasted my time... and no titties :-x

[AugustHovel]

My wife says I can't watch your channel anymore... :(

[filthysextoy]

The power of Rock & Roll will prevail

Besides , you might miss all of my european concerts.

[asiasims18]

hahahahahhaha wtf ur salad dayumm omg im telling on yuh

[motacarnal]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!! all day!!! haha jk! XD

[davian89]

HAHA this is so fucked up, I'm feelin nausia

[MandellaOh8]

illlll song

[TsarObezyanka]

I envy your legs :(

[Aariestheory]

Lol. The beat was hot but did u really start singin janet at the end of that? Lol!!!!!

[smellmyfarts]

Oooooh I'ma tell your mama. LMAO

[hookerluv]

im sick now.

[kymmirox]

lol wow

[blughty]

WAT THE FUCK did I just watch O_o

that iz so fcki groddie

[SelfishTango]

I couldn't agree more O_O

[aphexmandelbrot]

Holy shit.

We're turning into Germany and Japan.

All jumbled together.

Excuse me. I need to clean the blood out of my eyes.

[mayhugh3]

What does tossing the salad mean???

[allthegirls44]

It means to lick the anus of someone

[ToxRoxDu]

Finally someone said it.

Thank you.

Truer words have never been spoken.

[blughty]

Umm creepy

[jamezdastona]

i'll toss your salad, hell yeah ur womanly bulge is gettin me hot!

[Love2LickBlkAss]

Yummm Damn i wanna EAT UR TWAT sooo Badly, "YOU ARE" just what my Tongue Needs..Yea Baby!

[prince2amir]

Are u serious???

[rooflee]

LMAO, this is a man. What twat do you plan on eating exactly?

[CLeaf82]

You know all you need is a light engineer and a really good gaff and this would be the jam. :p

*CL*

[h702k]

This so catchy, the video amazing.

[XiXUSMC]

After watching this video... suicide seems ok.

[kcballintyp]

(Sarcastically) Nnow that's not very nice to say

[eatyourcake]

you're so hot.

[BadMagz]

I personally love the incorporation of Janet Jackson's "Rhythm Nation" lyrics. XD

A fan of Jackson in her better days?

[TaylorSiluwe]

Go Girl!!!!

[chezmusiqhead]

it that even a girl lmfaoo

[slackerjobs22]

Lol! It's an American Chick Flick O.M.G, Seriously i should move 2 the states :)

HA!HA! Keep rockin..

[pierofran]

Can I download this on iTunes or Amazon?

[filthysextoy]

I think you can get it for free on my myspace.)

[namelessness]

lol. catchy beat - but i wouldn't admit i listen to lyrics like this around my coworkers. music in general seems to be going for the shock factor in the lyrics lately.

[mcbattiste]

your video was mentioned in a slate article entitled "ads we hate: the most annoying commercials in the universe.

congrats on the publicity.

it will all make sense when you read the article.

[XxXPunkXxXRockerXxX]

Is THis A CHick Or A Dude

[filthysextoy]

I have a beard and deep voice and a bulge in my leotard. Of course i'm a girl:B

[92hsc]

@filthysextoy stop lying to him, obviously you're a man in a woman's suit -___- lmao.

[ScrambledBrains]

lol!! perfect for the salad commercial

[summergiselle]

OMG. Lol. Yes, this should definitely be the song for the salad dressing. :)

[Tab54o]

Twat? What twat? Thats a dude. Its always the trannies and freaks who sing the most disgusting shit and it just multiplies the shit factor.

[filthysextoy]

you're not supposed think about that stuff when listen to this....just dance and laugh and have fun...it doesn't matter what i have between my legs its about the music....right?

[MmmAids]

its a dude you jackasses : )

[RioXavier]

Nice beat, did you made it up? the song is hilarious.

[filthysextoy]

I write and play almost everything I have on u-toob.

[xNintendoGirlx]

Thank you MSN...thank you slate...to think I would have gone on living without seeing this piece of work lol!

[singleservingjack2]

Is that a dude? There seems to be a mysterious bulge where there shouldn't be. If so, I am seriously disturbed, and a lot less entertained.

[filthysextoy]

If you look even closer you can thatI still have a beard. That bulge is my tastey tranny cock.

[saintsigh]

Love this! As was mentioned on Slate, I think Wishbone dressings should consider this for their next vinaigrette dressing spot...xo

[MissT305]

LOL the link from that article brought me here too. And its true, they should use this for their next ad. LOL oh wow :-P

[filthysextoy]

Can anybody tell me what sales add brings them to my video?

[DAGUY]

Maybe they'll change it to Wishboner.lol

[fendov1]

Is there a psychiatrist out there? I'm having serious issues right now. I do not know whether toss my salad or toss my cookies. WTF?

[jackdollhandler]

this is the best song ive heard all day

[almadora]

i love that, '...and don't you forget.' forget what? like, her number or something? the fact that she's wet? its so 'song lyric' great.

[almadora]

'club' yikes!

[evolvethis]

totes going to go fap now.

[jenpeden]

As of right now there are 12,061 views of this video. After its posting on MSN I'm sure that number shall be considerably higher later today. I have to say MSN is how I heard about it. LOL

[razbizzle]

lmaoo me too xDD

lol this song is funny..

[stifreak14]

same here, lol @ the greyhound story...

[FoxYokai]

My.. sanity.. D:

[cherokee1264]

Wha tha fuk...is there a therapist out there..I'm scarred for life.

[MissArche]

Wow...

[BoomBoom2055]

I'll never look at salad the same again.

[pamjo01]

so the song mentions "my twat" "my cunt" and "making me wet"...none of which is possible cause you're a dude. anyone else find that ironic?

[filthysextoy]

Thats half the fun of the song:)

[DS3M]

Gay dudes regularly refer to their a__holes as their pussies.

Not gay, got a couple gay friends, asked about this, was confirmed.

They make jokes like they're girls/have pussies all the time.

It's disarming and kinda funny at first. Now I'm used to hearing bizarre genderbending BS.

[thedoodis]

This girl is so clearly a genius that we should all be thankful that technology allows us to share in this masterpiece. She probably tastes like 9 volt batteries.

[CRoberts91]

you realize thats a man, right?

[jananne13]

Rock on sista...

[cecil15iowa]

There are no words . . . . And did I hear a reference to "social injustice"? Excuse me while I scrub my brain with bleach.

[jogeryjogo]

what the fuck! i'm shoving my dick in a salad right now for fun!!

[alankieler]

What the fuck!  I'm eating salad right now for lunch!!

[Jeenyus188]

what...the...fuck, this shit is messed up.

[SelfmadeMonkeys]

Holy fucking what the fuck? I'm never eating salad again.

[filthysextoy]

Aww? But "MY salad" is so good for you:)

[taantaci]

fap fap fap

[lolomcspanky]

fapfapfapfapfap!

[MTCatman]

Love it!

[Pianissimeat]

My cunt is moist as a bowl as jelly.

[3richardwilliams]

Fuck I was trying to eat lunch

[jgroub]

That's a guy, right? Just checking.

[aircap]

Hot.

[brohole]

i love it!!! make move awesome videos! ;)

[williambrown007]

Chris Crocker would be enthused.

[BrantSol]

Hilarious on so many Levels, I cant even Tell you where to start....

[JankyMermaid]

This song is so awesome! I hope you are on your way to becoming the next internet superstar!

[JankyMermaid]

This is my new favorite song; I love your lyrics! I hope you are on your way to being the next internet superstar!

[johnnycrankshaft]

Dude you are absolutely fantastic at making me sick. Watching your video has made me more sick than I have ever been in my life. I bet your breath smells like shit fag.

[Isharoyeh]

toss my salad! toss my salad baby! You're making me wet!

LOVE IT!!!

[MissTJade]

I'm scarred for life.

[jle1979]

girl u need a record deal i loves it

[BluntedWax]

all ive got to say is High five!!!! thats some good shit ur making me wet!!!

[themegahomo]

hot song