Roseanne - 401 - A Bitter Pill to Swallow - Part 1

[jred1975]

That baby does look like Ned Batey

[TWhitaker1985]

yeah my dad is like over 50 just had another kid and i just had a kid right before they did so its wierd

[PiMpJoOsE10]

haha the staredown roseanne and jackie have after becky tells her about the birth control was hillarious

[PiMpJoOsE10]

roseanne: "here darlene smell your uncle's head" LMFAO. still can't get over that the baby's their uncle. hahaha it's hillarious. i have an uncle who's maybe 2 years older than me it's crazy

[tvdailo007]

always pt 1 has copy and paste to get to it!

[Xylomaphone91]

"You want a cigarette with that?" lol!

[misanthrope8]

the boy should get condoms

[Topher1286]

@misanthrope8 They were using condoms, but Becky was being responsible and wanting to ensure that she wouldn't get pregnant.

[sexysixxable]

@Topher1286 yeah, more teenagers need to be doing that now days!

[whiteassourcream16]

crystal is such a wierdo

[fetishisticrose]

'Crystal's my friend , as far as I'm concerned , she has no breasts!...it works for me , okay...?' LOL!

[millennialgirl]

funny how roseanne gets mad about mark workin for dan but it was her idea in the previous episode.

[tamster225]

"Isn't that great Roseanne?" "WELL SURE!" lmao I love this episode.

[rani1223]

I love how Chrystal says Dan: "Day-ann!"

[TheCokebottle1]

Crystal's romper is cute

[chelseamae23]

"play, pat whatever" whatt????

[celticmoon2006]

I'm pretty sure Roseanne says "Play, PACK, whatever." Implying that if Darlene wants to be a pain in the ass, she can move out.

I love Darlene <3

[ScinLaeca358]

"Does this make you uncomfortable Dan?" God Crystal is such an annoying retard.

[mamitachocolate]

Jeez that's mean. Crystal is nice, just a little jittery at times.

[77impy]

which episode was it when crystal gave birth to lil ed??

[mamitachocolate]

I don't think there was an episode where she had him.

[TheCokebottle1]

@77impy it was deliverance im pretty sure

[LiamGallagher41]

best show of all time. roseanne was so fat and gross she was funny as hell.

[MisterWin]

LMFAO

[theenchantedtiara]

"Oh no, it's a beautiful natural thing. I've got to go." XD LMAO. I love Dan, he's so funny.

[natsgirl9]

i love how crystal always uses dan's name in a sentence :)

[stonedbanana]

@natsgirl9 "Dyaaaaan"

[Buddaboy1313]

jacks face kills me!

[NaturalPsycho]

"You want a cigarette with that?"

[The1onTV]

I wish the bikeshop had worked out

[IsabellaBellaElise]

haha lmfao

Roseanne to Darlene:

yeah when u were a baby we couldnt afford a washing machine so I had to take u down to the river and beat you against a rock.

haha good line

[michelleobamaistrash]

that haircut of becky's is atrocious! at least Jackie colored her hair back to brown. that blonde didn't work for her.

[ScinLaeca358]

I thumbed you down just for your name, idiot.

[jayden79106]

that guygave you thnmbs down for your name- Im countering it. I love it!!!!!!

[hekategirl]

Personally I LOVE Becky's haircut. I think it looks rockin' on her.

[ScinLaeca358]

Was Crystal supposed to be retarded?

[PhillAlexandros]

If she wasn't, she should be. She sure plays the part really well.

[michelleobamaistrash]

nah, i just think really stupid and boy did she pull it off!

[godsfiddler]

No. More like uneducated, naive, etc.

[sesskag17]

does she have to breast feed in the kitchen? Where everyone walks in?.

I would not have put becky on birth control. -.-

[rbd43091]

becky was goona keep having sex so she migh as well b on the pill

[sesskag17]

your right, :D

[godsfiddler]

Yes, but if she's mature enough to be having sex, she should be paying for it herself.

[rbd43091]

u know in real life it's not like that. moms always stand by their kids NO MATTER what

[XenaFreak101]

lots of parents dont.

but overall most do.

[rbd43091]

sorry YOURS doesnt

[XenaFreak101]

haha, i think ir confusing my mom with my father. cuz my mom is supportive and is there for me no matter what.

my father is a jerk (putting it nicely) and i havent even seen him in almost 3 years.

So my point, not ALL parents r supoortive.

[rbd43091]

sorry, makes me appreciate that both my parents would do anything fore me

[bellykelly53]

I'm going through an equal situation. My mom is there for me no matter what and my father is a jerk. I haven't seen him in ages.

[XenaFreak101]

feel for ya,definately.

but its better he's out of ur life, then in it and making everyone miserable. so in a way,ur lucky.

Ive got a great StepDad,who i consider to be my Dad,so in a weird kinda way I got lucky.

And in a way so did you,so count ur blessings. :)

[bellykelly53]

My mom is currently dating somebody and he's great and I just love him to death. Hopefully they get married.

[XenaFreak101]

well, then i hope u get ur wish!

[bellykelly53]

Thank you.

[soulierinvestments]

7:10 > Both of them look intensely funny, standing as if they are at ground zero awaiting anvils to drop from the sky.

[theangryocelot]

everytime I see season 4/end of season 3 I go WHY DID BECKY GET THAT HAIRCUT

[chemicalenginerd]

LMAO! me too she looks like shit with it.

[CrazedPeeling]

i actually think her hair looks ok, it kinda suits her face, maybe if it was a bit longer it would look better

[jayden79106]

I dont think that she wanted it that short but when the producers wouldnt let her cut it at all Roseanne cut her entire ponytail off in protest and she then had no choice but to go that short

[truckproductions]

"isn't it great roseanne!" lol this has to be one of the best sitcom sequences in history.. lol so funny

[moderndaybeatlefan]

I love Roseanne's face after Becky drops that bomb on her. LOL!!!!

[abrcrmbynfthch]

hahaa

[brunette427]

Wow, that baby actually looks like ed

[SlyGemini10]

you noticed that too? I thought it was just me.

[jll8649]

lol at jackie and becky's face after they tell roseanne about the birth control pills

[LadyAliyssa]

LOL, Dad quick Crystals switching sides!!! LOL, I love this show...

[LadyAliyssa]

Oh wow I just love this episode though I think letting Becky go on birth controll was a bit much I just think Roseanne's reactions are just hilarious this show is awesome...

[Arasfaery]

haha, babies do smell good. "Smell his head."

[PackersBearsFan3]

God Laurie is fantastic