Jake and Amir: Santa

[rpmojon]

ur jewish you know....lmao love amirs face



[nice3omar]

-J-JAKE JAKE JAKE J-J-J-J-JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE

-What?

-Wazaaaaa

[QPBieber]

@IlIIIllIlIllIlIlllII you channel name has the same amount of lines in which I have counted for each day I have spent my time watching college humor

[iloveparc]

thats how she said

[joshsheltoid]

@iloveparc how she said what?

[misledfortune]

1:53 "He didn't even make it inside." thats what she said.

[ohnosheamonster]

1:37 :D

[Luv4Dollar]

Jake jake jake jake jake jake lmao

[TEEBAGGINGGODZZILLA]

they should do more jake and amir bloopers thumbs up if you agree!!

[kissekosse]

you can see in jakes reflection as they watch amir's video, that jake's totaly lauhgs his ass off! That's fun.

[yellingLoL]

1:50

That's what she said.

[Itsnotreallyrelivant]

jake leaves amir hanging at 0:18 .... poor amir

[TheEagleEnigma]

i love it when amir mouths stuff :P

[pedropickle]

1:25 jake almost breaks character

[RapidMike32]

Aren't you a Jew?

Trolls...

[Haniki2]

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-WHAT??!?!?!

-Wazaaaaaa...

[Thisshouldbeblank]

"didn't make it inside" thats what she said!

[Rosiepooh23918]

you have to love Amir

[dontcallmelucas]

@TheMLVideos Deep-throating a cockmeat sandwich

[TheMLVideos]

0:55 SITTING ON A BED OF LIES MAYBE.

[398227007]

1:37 HAHA

[volty20]

OMG Amirrr soooo cute in 00:05!!!

[yewtoober24]

love this sshoooooow

[yewtoober24]

why is there no sticker over the apple logo! I'm furious!

[F4rl30d]

1:37

when he clap his hands

OMG that's the best part

[iloveaaronleary]

nice vide (:

[sayhijosh]

jk jk jk jk jk jk jk jk jk jkj jk!!!!

[iateurdad]

1:25 you see jake laughing :D

[QuickScopersUnknown]

a video inside a video... vidception!

[colalicious1]

Santa isn't bound to just christmas, Jake. Pretty much any gift giving holiday excluding birthdays Santa is a part of...

[2012IsTheEnd21]

if you go to collegehumordotcom/jakeandamir you can watch every single episode

[madmike9291]

jakejakejakejakejakejakejakeja­kejakejakejakejakejakejakejake­jakejakejakejakejakejakejakeja­kejakejakejake!!! was up bro?

[coolsvilleowner]

0:54 Sitting on a bed of lies maybe! Deep throating a cock meat sandwich!

[Banfieldddd]

@coolsvilleowner I appreciate you. Stony's da bomb

[TrolololGundam]

We demand a video of amir getting punched in the face.

in return we offer you at least 10 million views....

[RyanRhinoZayas]

@TrolololGundam Look up..Jake and Amir: Blowing up, Snack Attack

[DaBeesAnkles]

Jake starts laughing at 1:24

[TheNarutoboy123]

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WAT

hi

[techflowman]

jake jake jake, he didnt make it in side, thats what she said

[cabooseTF2]

clap clap clap clap clap clap clap *slap*

[random1ty]

LOL *you know ur jewish right?* No response

[Necrotwilly]

Guys, please stop making bad jokes about how many you watch, I go through the whole playlist every now and then, there's about 6 hours of it on youtube.

[cluk619]

you can see the reflection of the director in the window

[expetriat]

Damn you Jake and Amir! I have to fuck my wife!!

[DopeSince92]

@sisterhoodofsecrets4 exactly then same situation for me... Always one more

[sisterhoodofsecrets4]

This is gunna be my last Jake and Amir video for tonight. ....................... Yeeeeah... i said that bout 30 videos ago...

[BostonFan990]

Jake starts laughing when Amir says the bad boys want all the toys and it's really blatant

[octivenote]

Unlike most viewers of Jake and Amir I can stop after one video, I'm proud of myself for that.

And I can do the same thing for Scenes From A Hat.

[VenomousDUCKY5]

You know what?!? FUCK Jonah Hill and FUCK your mom!!

[number1hombre]

"Take a seat."

-"I'm already sitting."

"Oh that's what that means..."

HAHAH!

[tolimo01]

they posted a video "happy holidays" in february?

[011235813YEAH]

1:22 Jake cracks a smile

[155soccerdude]

JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKEJAKEJAKEJAKEJAKEJAKEJAKEJA­KEJAKE!

[iLowLife23]

amir is like the kid of college humor

[FallenRidler]

lmfaooo.. "bad pun", "bad you"

[TheMrNanners]

you know your jewish hahaha

[pandora3579]

My mom walked in at the beginning and said, "If you ever do that to me, I will disown you."

You know what I said? "Mom, mom... MOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOM!­!!!!!!!!!"

[L3M0NCR4ZY]

Laughed so hard when Amir slapped Jake! XDDD

[cyclonerampage]

whoa Amir went to Berkeley!!!

[aaronhi50]

BOTH Jake and Amir are Jewish!!!

[GetSumNutz]

1.23 when video Amir says 'bad boys want all the toys' Jake laughs haha! Brilliant

[lolopieman124]

college humour is like a freakin drug

[TheFourcast]

@lolopieman124 No drugs is like college humor.

[thenunez96]

@lolopieman124 ponies

[Apiaanilol]

@lolopieman124 It makes you happy, but you can't live without it and lose all the social contacts

[DiscotrackJG]

@lolopieman124 after the 2nd hour, I must agree

[AwkwardPancakesss]

Take a seat...oh that's what it means...

[FinalFantasyLover14]

Hahaha he didn't even make it inside

That's how she said

[JonoHoogie7]

what?!! bloopers? i thought this real and it was all hidden cameras

[Mysticalparrot]

"You know you're Jewish, right?"

[JACOBFLARSEN]

You guys should totally add take outs in all the videos! :)

[StudioK3Films]

Thumbs up if your watching before Christmas

Ho Ho Ho

[hotshot0430]

1:23 JAKE FUCKING SMILES

[TasteLikeGreen]

Hey guys I was wondering if you could come check out my channel I have some cool and funny videos already up and plan on making more :0) Thanks :D

[FinalFantasyLover14]

I wanna see a Jake and Amir collab with Borat xD

Thumbs up who thinks so too!

[BoricuaChick1203]

:L 4 am TEEHEEEEEE..... C:<

[paps1928]

Oooo look outside... the sun is rising up. Well, playlist isnt over so I guess I'll just watch another one XD

[SkylarkVII]

I think this show would make a convincing argument for committing homicide in the workplace. Like, not always, just...sometimes...

[leg619]

fat fooey!

[ACNCC1701]

these 2 are amazing....

[Redarkyz]

cool i have the same sweater that jake is wear

[aleeplusvykter]

Amir: take a seat

Jake: I am sitting

Amir: Is that, alright thats what that means?

hahahha awesome!!

[yxoxuxxtxuxbxe]

i miss the times when they had great punchlines...

[TheReckoner007]

Love that thumbnail

[MyRealDad]

they should do more bloopers

[ArodoraaLP]

@MyRealDad Search "Jake and Amir Outtakes"

[Nujjitoza]

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[Greendinoranger3999]

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[Everimmortallaura]

"Drop your bag down the chimney, leave the sleigh and the reindeer and go your fat as to home."

[dbpaintballer95]

Milf and cookies.....lol

[Jockada]

1:50 thats what she said

[Ascoint87]

i seriously busted out laughing when he started clapping and all of a sudden he just socked jake in the face... OMG

[MetroidFreak123]

actually its 1:22

[MetroidFreak123]

1:24 jake starts smiling.

[MrEllegi1]

So it seems like there are a few ways to get top rated comments 1)Write something they said in the video 2) say you should be studying and your watching this 3)comment about how to get top rated comments kinda like what im doing right now but this is out of frustration for always seeing the same things in the top comment section. Please dont thumbs this up im just releasing my anger via comment, kinda like masterbating to release horniness'

[R3ACTxMACHINE]

i think being bad is better than not believing at all.

[OhNoesItsJulia]

"take a seat."

"I'm sitting."

Sitting on a bed of lies, maybe. Deep throating a cock-meat sandwich.

[LolifiedByMe]

@OhNoesItsJulia That's from Vegan...

[OhNoesItsJulia]

@LolifiedByMe *facepalm*

[sshpad]

@OhNoesItsJulia I started laughing so loud I woke up my roommate, lol.

[Rodolfsk8]

1:25 Jake smiles

[tigerluv111799]

xD i love when he starts clapping then smacks jake lol

[jacobisbill]

A jar of milk and cookies?

[tigerluv111799]

@jacobisbill xDDDDD ikr?

[bennyshouse1]

does anyone else besides me think that Amir acts like this in real life too?

[IlIIIllIlIllIlIlllII]

@bennyshouse1 Hes a really good actor

[danieo1210]

@IlIIIllIlIllIlIlllII just for your name, i'm gonna thumb u up.

[Jay9Lives]

@bennyshouse1 actually no i can guarantee none of them act exactly like this maybe a lil but not all the time

[megaemad]

@bennyshouse1 i don't

[Crazyfast321]

@bennyshouse1 thats why hes so good at his character

[chrissclements]

I've been saying to myself "I'll watch just one more" for like two hours now...

[HasAHugePianist]

@chrissclements I WOULD like your comment, but it's on 69 likes. I don't wanna ruin it!

[chrissclements]

woah look at how many thumbs up my comment has :O

[noobbutpro123]

@chrissclements same to me dude ~~ haha.

[silentwalrus2033]

@chrissclements try since 3 in the morning, its currently 924am

[jopagraznaia]

@chrissclements In my case its already a week

[LyanneKay1]

Ha ha ha... he smacks jake.... awesome.......

[RyanoHarto92]

Great time for an xmas video

[Wazahm]

@40000iraq thats emir

[nstrike45]

I'm sitting-Jake sitting on a bed of lies mabey deep troating a cock meat sandwhich - Amir LOL-Me

[40000iraq]

Isn't Amir a Muslim name?

[OohCullen]

jakejakejakejakejakejake!!!

..what?

wasuup

[thegamerzify]

BEST EPISODE EVER!

[akahane31]

Bad boys want all the toys

[AHgeesmee]

More bloopers!

[RMCdwadegowisconsin]

amir is fat here...?

[suPERCUTE99]

Amir: *Claps, Claps, Claps* *slaps jake in the face* most epic part!

[metalomarvel123]

now I wish there were more blooper in these videos

[SlickShotOwns]

lol did anyone watch this with cc on?

[awreally]

oh also to he didnt even make it inside.... THATS WHAT SHE SAID.

[awreally]

he just slaps him... and then jake just takes it.

[LeGiTxStUnNeR]

jake has sucha big smile on his face in the reflection of the laptop during the video clip

[ym54444]

Wait Amir's jewish?! But to Peter on Family Guy jews are good at math!!!

[ohbbyxx]

Bad boys want all the toys.

[Angelbaby7041]

. I didnt know Amir was Jewish

[MrShahar99]

why are some of ur vids are in good quality, then it is bad quality. But it's a later date

[OhplsAndrew]

what the heck, i didn't know amir could write?!

[Iwiehavo]

1:50 thats what she said :P

[DrPepperOrPibb]

@RYANisWATCHIN

he actually spelled it right, go learn something

[thagrammarnazi]

I love it when Amir starts clapping like a *insert politically correct term for the mentally handicapped here*

[RYANisWATCHIN]

@thagrammarnazi *thagrammanazzi* <- there you go, now shut up.

[thagrammarnazi]

@RYANisWATCHIN Only one 'z' in nazi, but I appreciate the pun anyway

[POWERISPAIN]

@thagrammarnazi i think the term "like a retarded walrus" would come in handy here :)

[thagrammarnazi]

@POWERISPAIN YES, thank you :)

[KingKrimson89]

@thagrammarnazi sooo....Mentally Handicapped?

[thagrammarnazi]

@KingKrimson89 I guess :P

[Aaronneo1st]

@thagrammarnazi like a retard =D

[skittlesparrow]

@thagrammarnazi seal?

[WeAreAirborne]

1:05 This is the first time I've ever seen someone actually being TOLD what religion they were...

[JackMaywella]

@WeAreAirborne LMAO. I hope you were tired/high/drunk when you made that comment. Every day children are taught to believe in a certain religion and have no say in the matter, and by the time they're adults they've already been brain-washed to the point of not being able to make up their own mind.

[WeAreAirborne]

@JackMaywella Huh. My parents must have been very liberal then because I've never seen it. Also my comment was meant to be humorous and not start a flame war sooooo good luck with that :)

[JackMaywella]

@WeAreAirborne I'm glad you admit to your ignorance.  By the way, humorous? You've got an odd sense of humor, my friend. The only reason you don't wanna start a flame war is because you can't hold your own. (:

[WeAreAirborne]

@JackMaywella Well, no, it's because I'm not a troll. And yes, yes I do have an odd sense of humor :P thanks for noticing!

[Hitlerwearsasnuggie]

HAHAHAHA

[KevinC1012]

I was drinking then amir started clapping like a seal and i spit it out

[amit2po]

But he's jewish

[markylala91]

amir shaved!!!!

:D

[msswimchick546]

i hate it when you dont understand something but you're also really angry about it...best quote ever!

[Clearfuls]

Hello viewer number 527,894. We've been expecting you

[741rock]

And go your fat ass to home!

[dragonfreak555555]

1:37 on xDDDD



[ok2431]

LOL Fat bearded f**king ahole, fat buey

[XLUpLoaderXL]

somehow that video message reminded me of the joker...

[fireflyeclipse]

I have the same laptop as amir

[wassup986]

"Listen up, you fat, bearded fuck, I've been naughty this year."

[brs121094]

1:04 FAIL!

[ThaHappyHebrew]

You know that Jake and Amir is gonna be more funny then the new ones when it has the original intro.

[DaniFlakes]

I wonder what Amir is like in real life??

[killjoy131]

@DaniFlakes watch their outtakes =) jake cant stop laughing

[MrRoyboy96]

Aren't most of CH Jewish? I'm not anti semite or anything I'm just wondering