Cosmo Kramer invention #1

[ronnyrizat]

kramer looks so f-ing funny in that hat

[mobus1603]

The reason that they're arguing about the pizza is because this is supposed to be a metaphor for the debate on inception between people who are pro-life and pro-choice. Popi is mimicking the argument of a pro-lifer and Kramer a pro-choicer. At the end of the show, Elaine breaks up with the moving man, because he's pro-life and she's pro-choice. The creative storylines is one of the many things that made Seinfeld such a great show.

[poops1]

PAPI IS A DICK, whats his fuckin problem??

[CshadowZZZ]

@poops1 I Agree.. I've always hated him.

[spaisflex]

Reminds me of Mel's Char Palace from the early days of SNL.

[GeorgeMonet]

From 4:08 on they could be in MIssissippi arguing whether or not life begins at the moment of conception.

[mufc187]

Love this idea.

Because that's what everyone's looking for in a night out - to have to make your own meal at the restaurant.

Kramer 4 llife!

[Trigunflame]

Anyone else notice the mover is the same guy that plays Harmon Rabb in JAG?

[Numinor31]

kramer: what kind of a person ar you...?!

jerry: i dont know...

XD

[eliyag1]

It's not a pizza until it comes out of the oven!

It's a pizza the moment you put your fist in the dough!

[FuzShock]

@eliyag1

omfg, when I realized the joke in that episode (since they were arguing about abortion) I couldn't stop laughing.

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

@gabriel999red when i was younger my school took our class to Pizza Express and they let us make our own pizzas there. It was really fun.

[GreenChilliD]

2:26 so freakin funny with those stunts

[jayrusniak1]

abortion debate

[101RemedialKickass]

This was actually a very good idea on Kramer's part. 

[Seaworldexists]

lmao abortion allegory seinfeld was a fucking genius.

[MichaelCasanovaMusic]

One day.......you'll beg me to make your own pie!! haha

[beatle11]

Kramer's idea has become a reality! Sorrento's restaurant on Royal Caribbean's Allure of the Seas cruise ship has a make your own pizza bar!

[skatepunkzero]

This was the only "normal" Idea(well close to it) that Kramer ever came up with.

There is a place close to it in Florida and a make your own Taco place as well in Florida.

[schraderfan]

In the first scene George looks like he's about to bowl legspin.

[themerchinator]

i totally forgot that 5:27 happened! cant stop laughing!!! also 3:13 lol

[justinlovespastry]

Someone

Dear god, make a remix of that argument

[JoshBroz]

I agree with Kramer at the end

[unsanitized]

2 people so far don't want to make their own pie.

[baikonur2]

Best part is the hand motions when he's explaining it.

[Spanone2]

Kramer has ninja moves.

[RFKFANTS67]

Poppy got sloppy lol

[captainkill1]

nice sweater george. lol. 

[Abandoneduser]

Actually Kramer is right.....

[ttgrthomas]

My wife & I met Michael Richards in person at a Natural / Health Food Store across the street from a coffeeshop where we first spotted him & his female friends on the morning of July 4th, 2010 in Lewisburg, West Virginia.

He is clumsy. He dropped the lid on a spice jar & said " You see, I really am clumsy in real life ".

GRT

[cellardoor199991]

@ttgrthomas I heard he's the most serious and boring guy ever. He might have problems

[crusher1427]

Its no longer a virgin the moment you place ur **** in the flesh

[NowhereMan8521]

I just noticed that last part was all a metaphor for abortion.

[Roneified]

"One day, you'll beg me to make your own pie"

[benzomelon]

I'm sure kramer would like to put black people in ovens lol

[youwannayohk]

IT'S ALL SUPERVISED!!

[ninjaonfire12]

SSSSLIDE IT INTO THE OVEN O_____O

[BurrstoneCaz]

"You know you have to know how to do that, you can't have people shoving their arms into a 600 degree oven."

"It's all supervised!"

LMAO! :)

[klwewf]

Poppie: "it is a pizza the moment you put your FIST in the dough!" LMAO

[Orangeflava]

Kramer is pro-choice!

[klwewf]

So.........?

[macarion]

The part at the end with the cucumbers is about abortion.

[macarion]

If you don't get it, there's no way I can explain it to you.

[Orangeflava]

ask your mom, maybe she can explain

[johnhildebrandt69]

i know what abortion is dumbass , just dont get it why the end of this video is about abortion thats all .

[aLittleGleeky]

I can see it that way, because in this one I think it's about Elaine and abortion and stuff. Then again, I think it could also be something stupid and hilarious. It could go either way

[Sviolinist]

@macarion haha I never noticed that

[11apples4teacher]

I I have to say something with with all due respect I I just never I can't imagine anyone in any walk of life under any circumstance wanting to make their own pizza pie but that's me

[airmiami]

then you're missing out on something big my friend. something life CHANGING.

[thebostonbruiners]

And the periscope in a car so you can see traffic.

[thebostonbruiners]

You forgot about PB&J's. His best invention.

[ikilicoglu]

I make my own pizza all the time, I wouldnt go to some place for that though!

[yourCRACKEDskull]

Putting restrictions on toppings defeats the entire purpose of making your own pie. Ha ha.

[HellsAngels2001]

its ALLLLLL supervised

[freaaa1]

to bring the analogy full circle - would you "eat" a raw "pizza"

ahh, i dont think so for its not yet a pizza. you may eat the individual raw ingredients - just as you would doing, ahem.. you know.. lol

PS - the moving guy is the guy that starred in JAG...

[JamesDusenberry]

I like how Jerry and his couch are matching.

[mikecnky]

2:18

[jacobflaschen]

Wow, Kramer almost broke his arm there.

[Lopezlover72]

That would be cool!

[siimens73]

atlascomesnow, yes it's 2 episodes, in Male Unbonding season1 Kramer comes out with the idea and in the Couch, season 6 he is making his own pie

[QUT14]

this is a real restaurant here in Brisbane, MYO make your own

[jeffrey2177]

really how much is it in american dollars if you don' t mind

[killedkenny07]

this looks amazing in hq

[Cottenballz93]

wow your right.. Thats awsome.

[forsakenme720]

Lol @ 2:27!

[blackhawx4life]

what kind of a person r u ? i dont know

[atlascomesnow]

Did all those clips come from one episode or 2?

[boliviano2007]

lmao..we did an analogy in my politica science about abortion and the factors of pro life and pro choice..and the debate when a human is a human before giving birth..basically when kramer says is not a pizza till it comes out of the oven compares to da fact that an embryo or fetus is not a human life...and the other guy says its a pizza as soon as you pound it meaning a human life starts in conception

[cellardoor199991]

yeah it's the perfect analogy.

[FordMustangV62000]

KRAMER: Yeah, we give you the dough, you smash it, you pound it, you fling it in the air; and then you get to put your sauce and you get to sprinkle your cheese, and they - you slide it into the oven.

GEORGE: You know, you have to know how to do that. You can't have people shoving their arms into a six-hundred degree oven.

KRAMER: It's all supervised.

GEORGE: Oh, well.