MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This

[thatbastardson]

worst video on youtube.

[Malmizaur]

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[Densetsu004]

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[theeartthou]

who thinks this song should replace a rick roll?

[666MissHellcat666]

@theeartthou Definitly

[TheLucasnewyork]

fuck

[nacional805]

what is the name of this song

[alexalex0512]

@nacional805 dreamscape

[MartinChanActing]

Actually ...this song sounds way the fuck better anyways....

[TankKiller66]

wheres Can't Touch This????

[NascarFan994]

FUCK YOU WMG

[canadarockz25]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC­KKKKK

[izziesbabyboy]

what is this song? i like it lol

[KeldanElite]

@izziesbabyboy

me too lol. it sounds familiar but i cant recall what it is.

[AdaM2010Uk]

BEST SONG EVER

[JICEEDIAZ]

it sucks big time!!!!!!!!!!what a ripp off

[zerosis83]

...i just get rick rolled ._. ?

[alexisfriesen11]

I actually like this song

[cullenbro101]

NOO NOT DREAMSCAPE I WILL KILL U LETS TAKE IT BACK!!!!!!!! KILL YOU

[twdjpuff]

THIS IS SHIT

[systemhalodark]

lolz, copyright fail.

[MrCrazygamer247]

fuck dis fukin song

[bigwhiteballs27]

FLAG

[1012611]

GOD... MY EARS... ARE.... AAHHHHH.... THEY'RE BLEEDING.... AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH OHH GOOOD I'M LOOSING MY MIND.... RETREAT... AAAAAHHHH

[TynieMonsta]

erm.... what the fuck was that bullshit??

[kklol7]

>this fucking song

It's fucking everywhere and I hate it god damn

[bigbob0]

OMG THIS SONG IS IN EVERY YOUTUBE VIDEO WTF!

[jasonkuu]

shit!

[tristanvdl]

nooooooob

[zoo1619]

Dreamscape was great, until that one day they wrote the lyrics

ttthhhhhhh uh uh uh uh ah ah ah ah uh ah uh uh uh uh uh uh ah ah ah ay oo ah ah th ooh ah uh tthhhhh

[Latvianpunk96]

Wtf?! Dam youtube taking audio!!!

[compaq2441]

you tube suks my BALLS

[MrBerrett]

chuck norris can touch mc hammer



[MrTrailltrader]

I think the name of this video is YOU CAN SUCK THIS!

So they took the audio away and you decided to keep lying to people? Fuck, I hope someone breaks into your car and rips out your front seat

[pokemongurl93]

@MrTrailltrader o-o lol wtf calm down much

[savagefam2009]

what the fuck is this u fag make real videos with he real names so u assholes can fuck urselves

[sonictehhegehog]

fuck wmg.

[fishingbud1]

thumbs up if you hate the song thats playing

[KISSMEMYFOOL69]

You gotta love those pants! LMFAO!!

[Noblesix117]

What's the song called in the beginning of the video?

[itsallaboutroy]

Check out my website!! I have a lot of awesome autographs!!

[TheArbiter6695]

fuck with a spirit

[CRlSTO]

so this song is all youtube's doing stupid audio swap die

[wzupwidcha]

@CRlSTO i hate that fucking song too!!!!!!!!!!!

[mediocremediocre]

in some strange way this music actually goes well with the video

[CupStackingChamp360]

cant hear this:the new song out by MC hammer

[Riamu589]

This song is like Youtube's rickroll

[aerosmithkid228]

@Riamu589 lol i hate that click a video then it comes up

[Emerl53]

You would figure that if your music video has to be audio swapped you would just remove the video?

[chica12318]

Sometimes I have to wear my "fat pants", when I asked my 25 yr old daughter if they looked stupid and she just said, "not if you say ...You can't touch this!"

[MeBenHalpin]

20 years on and this song's still classic.

[niquefx]

i guess i'm one of 16 million + that got suckered into clicking this link thinking it was the actual video...

[BrotherTAHU]

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

[Grandhustler1991]

I'm Mad this Bullshit Got 16 Million Plus Views, smh....

[sk8bubble]

@MrCOWBOY2000 well ur clearly not a racist....

[PiggyPiggyNina35]

Haha. This song is awsome.

His dick is so big thats why he has to wear the MC Hammer pants :)

Put your thumbyys up if you think the MC hammer pants own!

[ocelot2k10]

Mc Bullshit >_>

[MrMattman39]

wrong music bud

[cs538f]

FTW!!

[NateBiggity]

lmao it's not that hard to go find the real version, it has 5 million views

[Ashikun]

WMG must die. We must kill them all. We must deflesh their feet and pour salt all over it, and then have goats lick off the salt with their raspy tongues. After that they must be impaled. Insert a sharp pole in the anus and push it through the body without puncturing any vital organs and arteries. Then place them all in the ground, like a forest and play this Dreamscape shit in a never-ending loop. Also, kill Dreamscape.

[Yumiko00and000Haniku]

@Ashikun damn....

[Borohockey28]

@Ashikun I bow to you sir.

[Ashikun]

@Borohockey28 And I tip my invisible hat to you my friend.

[Borohockey28]

@Ashikun Hahaha

[flybudkenchie]

@Ashikun thats a little harsh

[MrMayhem3k]

@Ashikun O.O......

[Guthook95]

THE HELL IS THIS??

[RibenaFanta]

yo ive jsut uploaded a video, a FC2 custom map right... and EMI blocked the full video WORLDWIDE!!! Just because i used tinie tempah - written in the stars, FUCK EMI! it took me weeks to edit the video!

[ryan12369874]

this little fag needs to delete this fagot-ass flamers video

[Kageshini]

Dreamscape ? WTF ?? u_U

[bloodfox1222]

WMG should burn

[llamasausage]

damn, wrong song and everyones still dancin perfectly on the beat

[ricinoil]

what a hell, is not music!! Che cavolo é sta cosa?

[ricinoil]

what a hell, is not music!!

[ricinoil]

what a hell, is not music!! FU

[zekewhipper]

I think the new music fits the video surprisingly well, and I like it.

As for the video being sexy, well I always thought the girl in the shiny black lycra capris who kept basically to the far right or front right (from the viewer's vantage point) was a fox.

[crass770]

DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE SONG DIE!

[mrSlapshots]

this has 15 fucking million views and they decide to fucking take the audio away! what a bunch of queers!!!

[Ankochan200]

i just like the song not the person lol

[arceuspokemaniac]

i thought i was gonna hear a STOP! HAMMER TIME!

... but i just hear "woooooooooooooooooooooo" and "waaaaaaaaaaaah" and this annoying mosquito noise that keeps coming back...

[Derp1978]

I FUCKING HATE 009 SOUNDSYSTEM, COVERING MUSIC UP BY PARANOID RECORD COMPANIES AND PUTTING THIS SHIT ON IS NOT GOING TO GATHER THAT SHITTY GROUP IT'S POPULARITY, IT JUST MAKES PEOPLE HATE IT.....

sorry about my out-rage.

[lolomgwtg100]

the hammer is a lie :)

[Poloavril97]

Chuck Norris can touch this:)

[lilPat]

OMFG ARE U SERIOUS LOL!!!!! WMG YOU FUCKIN SUCK but...it kinda fit XD

[WeCanBeatFred]

But WMG can

[SOWHATIMADEIT]

funny

[blueying1995]

im here that music too motherfucking much

[Nuklearkrisis]

15 million..oh shit

[swordsmansg7]

wow thumbs up if you think this video is a rip off and a waste of time

[mjhundem]

whats the name of the new song you replaced it with?

[GiustoProductions]

mmm dreamscape not quite what i was looking for good try though

[oscarmorrow]

wooooo!!!!!  fffucckkkyyoouuuuuuuuu

[JesusRye]

I think that the name of this video should be

"MC Hammer - U Can't Hear This"

[NoobsAreCoolToo]

@JesusRye u cant hear this nanananana cant here this! thats stupid it was audioswapped

[bertknak]

@JesusRye ha ha yes: U Can't hear this

[grayd008]

@JesusRye lmao

[miamibabii77]

@JesusRye lol

[deliabanlo]

@JesusRye you're right!

[Grandadsgirl94]

@JesusRye haa you legend! :L

[Ladyknowinglydivine]

Was this 1990 or 1991? I remember kids wearing those hideous pants in school.

[MeBenHalpin]

@Ladyknowinglydivine Summer 1990

[spacecowboy95]

Almost 16 million views.

What the fucking fuck?

[BrokenBoy623]

@spacecowboy95

its old pple dude they takin over

lol

na im kiddin it used to be good music i still like it tho :P



[deanajandeny65]

@spacecowboy95 Your comment is the fuckin funniest!!!! Exaaaaactly cowboy!!!

[gwenhael99]

The music does not go with the clip! Sucks

[catdarko]

[US-EN] The song is called Dreamscape and musical group called "009 Sound Systems" // [ES-MX] La canción se llama "Dreamscape" y es de "009 Sound Systems" // [PT-BR] A canção se chama "Dreamscape" eo grupo musical "009 Sound Systems"

[ScopeMadness]

I find it very hard to remember the words, lol.

[HitodamaKyrie]

Rofl, same tempo.

[LilHunter40]

whats the name of the song? its not cant touch this

[MeBenHalpin]

@LilHunter40 U Can't Touch This

[dannyplouffe]

RIP MC Hammer.

[DragonSandaWarrior]

Filho da puta, cade a música original?

[catdarko]

Hello! Hey, I was wondering ... What is the name the song you put in you video? is that I like (he had heard in a video tutorial) but not his name. Can you tell me please? Thanks! ^ ^

[Huttatssan]

It's obviuosly that this song is not Can't touch this, what it is?

[WaRDoS101KaosCrew]

what the fuck?

:@

:@

[jkid24kb]

CHECK OUT THE TRACK! AN UP AND COMING MC!

Craze

There's a Problem

[jkid24kb]

oko

[MsHorrorEileen]

Its odd how people thought this was sexy....

[Jinxedbeyondrepair]

@MsHorrorEileen We never thought about it being sexy. It was all about the music and having fun at the same time.

[7855waldo]

1994 Florida at a resort

MC and his overbearing, vainglorious entourage sweep into the dining room

Uncomfortable vibes

Then and there bankruptcy (to come, down the road).

To be repeated innumerable times with the later acts.

[xclusive4xu]

I WANT MC HAMMER !

[m2oenergy]

"DreamScape" + MC Hammer = Shit

[encmikevero]

LIARS LIARS LIARS. You stupid fucks.

[zexiBLOODLUST]

que mierda es esta?

[jennifer3215769]

wtf ?

[Bxplayer97]

Cant pay this XD lmao

[TheKPiech]

check out Kaz Piech Im an Island

[xShahzadx]

cant believe its 20 years old, time just flies by

[thesandman966]

what the hell, this isnt "u cant touch this" what the hell is this peice of crap

[BiggestChipmunksFan]

@thesandman966 Um, it's i before e expect after c. Other than that, I agree. This is not the song

[jonathanman111]

@thesandman966 youtube took the audio its not he/she's falt

[XxAlCapwnagexX]

what song is this. its tight

[glass12456]

... i guess youtube CAN touch this

[fabolouswayneminem1]

@glass12456  lol

[miamibabii77]

@glass12456 lol

[kaharris34]

Well i wasnt really looking his music was just looking for those pants he wore to show my kids, teenagers dont believe anything you tell them , they couldnt believe in spandx was in then ......lolol

[norrisrockchan]

o.k.....kcuf you!!

[xXxJuanEsquivelxXx]

wtf?!

[19CODYAS91]

this music does not fit the video i hate 009 sound system

[proutdu54]

You americans produce bad music!

[acornhead50]

MC hammer is so epic,his video even matches this lame song - therefore making it 100 times better.

[Arcinite]

Hammer baby is fantastic, still an absolute LEGEND!

[mikeroch20]

lame

[mehashi]

Rename this video or take it down, please. It is hard enough to find things on youtube without trawling through crap that has nothing to do with the title.

[dvndustin8]

@mehashi oh shut up.... who cares... videos still good! i never even thought that this song could go with this vid till now!

[mehashi]

@dvndustin8 I could think of a hundred songs that might go with the video, that doesn't make any of them good, or what people will be looking for when they search for the song in the title.

I have nothing against a mash up or mix if it is titled as such. I source files and clips for media students and have to deal with this deceitful incompetence twenty or thirty times a day. Maybe in my situation you would understand.

[TRUTHWILLMANIFEST]

It's VERY FUNNY how TODAY'S "Generation" TRIES to STEAL these SAME moves that Hammer is doing and, CLAIM them as their OWN. For example, there is a dance TODAY that the kids are doin' called "Shuffling". Well, for their INFO, Hammer was doin' that shit a LONGG time ago. It is called "The Running Man". MC Hammer was INSPIRED by James Brown. And Hammer CREATED his own STYLE from this INSPIRATION. ORIGINATING, NOT DUPLICATING. MOST of today's "Generation" REALLY NEEDS to CREATE and, ORIGINATE. Paz.

[mrwhatever213]

@TRUTHWILLMANIFEST Agree! everyone steals from this man. he is the most underrated performer off all time, but people know in there hearts he is the best.

[jibblejabjoe]

@mrwhatever213 What about Grandmaster Flash? He invented the Backspin Technique, Punch Phrasing and Scratching. Plus he's still popular.

[DullardGuy]

@TRUTHWILLMANIFEST I agree and hope Usher reads your comment because he's one of them who mimicks Michael Jacksons and Hammer. Makes me ill. let alone i dont eve like the way he sings!

[phillipparent11]

i feel the same way that o would if i were rick roll'd...

[gbadomen]

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[smokeyvv]

HAHAHAHA fucking gay song

[newnagasaki]

the name of the song is Soundsystem by dreamscape

[tittytwister6000]

FFFFF UUU CCCCCCCC KKKKKKKKKK this song

[fsn12800]

thumbs up if u think WMG can suck it.

[lmcgregoruk]

@fsn12800 Yeah, WMG can suck it, even though it's EMI that own the originally uploaded music track ;)

[selenama]

@fsn12800 they actually ALWAYS do :/

[74powerturk74]

wtf

[joshwelljonesfirst]

thisisshit'

[BuffBRockstar]

Reuoload

[rakgtr]

i like this song better than mc hammers

[Zarag0d]

sad the audio got swapped but this is great because it amazingly syncs really well and consistently!! whats the song that was swapped?

[manadio]

finally i know how to dance this song!

[newnagasaki]

what is the name of this song?

[Takaraxv]

A greater sync has never been discovered.

[FindYourWeakness]

Looks like WMG "can touch" this video.