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  • they need to do this again

  • 1:34 Amir those aren't your cousins.

    THEY'RE GIRLS!!!! ಠ_ಠ

  • its a shame im in england

  • i actualy laughed for like 10 mins at the beginning wen it was jakes mom. lmao rofl

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  • oh, there's a a video under my video uploads to prove it. check it out and subscribe!

  • josh your such a dork...you were bragggging like hell lol

  • Why didnt you come to Illinois???

  • you should come to texas

  • who wouldve thought collegehumor would make a GOOD sponsership  video

  • "Its your mom"

    "What the f**k?"

    "What?"

    Hahaha

    That would've been so cool! Wish I lived in America ^_^

  • punjabi guy ftw!!

  • JUST KNOW this arim is 5/11 tall

  • #LOL

  • why does that guy have a 'tip-of-the-condom-shaped' hat-thing?

    1:05

  • i thought amir was gonna end up talking to jakes answering machine then it was his mom evennn better

  • That's a lot of pizza. Wow. Loved the beginning, haha. "It's your mom."

  • Amir"its your mom" LMFAO

  • give me fourt!!!!!!

  • thats some straight up comedy to my ears!

  • You're right - my love for J&A is strong enough to overcome a puddle.

  • lulllllllzzzzz

  • it's ur mom hahaha

  • bahahaha i wish u'd come here

  • the first guy that showed up is pretty cute ;-)

  • dude i live in philly

  • i think these projects are an attempt to save twitter. and obviously to promote ford cars.

  • kiss me deadly ftw!!!!

    its the song amir is singing at 0:01

  • whoo! J&A ftw

  • for the wolf!!

  • They better come to AZ, weather is great this year.

  • HAHAHA i love you guys!

  • College humor has lost all the humor.

  • stop showing up in my subscriptions box!!!! like the 4th time

  • me 2 omfg!!

  • i unsubscribed and it still shows up

  • hahahhaha You're cursed !

    xD

    -Mark

  • Stay on topic! The vid was great

  • omg those fans r so lucky!!!!

  • It's your mom.

    "what the F*@K!"

  • stupid ads

  • "... it's your mom"

  • -laughs-

  • i am so annoyed about people people who talk about religon on youtube i mean if your an athiest then just keep it to yourself because its no different any other religon trying to convert people

  • @onebrickwall because it is fun to see religious people's heads explode

  • That was scripted.

  • Sort of obvious...I'd still want to punch him anyways.

  • @ iloiteeyes, just like every other episode of Jake and Amir?

  • Yes, exactly like every other episode of Jake and Amir.

  • haha i just had pizza too xD

  • the bible is for christians

  • GIVE THEM FORTY!!!!!!

  • Hahah

    "It's your mom."

  • damn now i feel like pizza..wait no its pineapple. lol

  • why the fuck are people talking about religion on a college humour video. fuck youtube is full of cunts some days.

  • No point in arguing about it. Really, what is the point? You can't entirely prove God, and you can't entirely disprove God, either. That's why they call it "faith." Even if God doesn't exist, the kind of good morals and lessons we learn from the Bible are priceless.

  • THANK YOU! Finally someone gets it =D

  • The morals in the Bible aren't that good. Pretty bad, actually.

  • @treytrey3 examples?

    not trying to get in a religion war

  • Yeah, like thou shalt not kill, or thou shalt not steal. Terrible.

  • @ trey, you have nothing to back what you're saying. Be quiet.

  • @Jackmyster99 hey so is religion

  • wow the beginning, "it's your mom" rofl

  • @BTAL1ama way to ruin it for me! dick!

  • Come to Tijuana =D

  • A trip around the country, Virginia, Virginia, Virginia, Virginia, and Phillie. Cross-Country.

  • you could come to bs as, argentina, road trip :D

    no, really

  • =[ wish i was there that day haha Love Park

  • come to denmark :P

  • Canada!!

  • this is a really great idea. keep this shit up -- original.

  • that is fucking crazy

  • DAMMIT come to Texas!

  • outside of the online video world, are you two (J&A) good friends or just co-workers?

  • when are you coming to asia? Specifically malaysia, specifically Kuala Lumpur, specifically the Petronas twin towers!

  • if only man

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA...It's your mom..I was lmfao

  • thats awesome

  • It's your mum. XD

  • DO THIS IN ENGLAND :D

  • Is it just me, or is Amir getting better at math? He knows 2.50x2=5.00. Watch Jake and Amir: Eighty Cents. Same thing.

  • You guys almost had a mini rave there.... ha ha

  • life fail at 1:00

  • I'd pick a different colour patka. Navy blue, for instance.

  • Those people are so lucky to meet them

    that would be so awesome

  • how many times do you need to post this video??

  • i like them,

    but why are they so famous??

  • o fuck, i didnt know they were gonna be in philly. and i always pass that fountain on my way to school. but its ok i woudnt of got there in time anyway.

  • LOL "you lie to me constantly..."

    HAHAHA danggg that seemed like fun

  • I'm hungry for pizza now.

  • i was there... gave amir a high 5 while jake ate pizza! woot =p

  • give him 40!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • yeahhh the sikh guy was second!!!!

  • Your at fucking LOVE park! Damn...

  • I want pizza....

  • amir is sooooo cute!!!!!<3

  • hahaha i love the beginning. i never would've guessed that was going to happen.

    "it's your mom"

  • OMG THERE I AM!

  • I love the beginning

  • AHH!! My friend went there today!

  • does amir ever break character... i think hes become so submerged in his part that hes stuck that way

  • i honestly think hes retarded after watching the prank war videos

  • WOW!!! LOL!!!!!

  • at 1:50 Amir actually did the math correctly

  • I liked this one most. Made a giant pizza party in the cold by tweeting.

  • ford paid them to do this for the promotion?

  • amir tried to jew em lol...

  • What the fuck is wrong with your society where you can go around and use "Jew" as a discrimitory verb? You are as bad as any Nazi if you take stock in the antisemittic conception that us Jews are greedy self-centred bastereds. What the hell is wrong with you think ing it is so funny that millions of Jews had to die so that pricks like you could make fun of us. You have a sick perverted mind if you buy into that bullshit Nazi propaganda.

  • i believe the pricks made fun of you before wwI

  • Crusades, Spanish Inquisition, and whatnot, I know.

    But the idea that Jews were greedy was made because many Jews worked in banks and were reluctant to hand out minor loans that could not be repaid durring the end of World War One, Hitler used us as a scapegoat for Gremany's troubles. He then rose to power, Germany saw him as a visionary leader and followed him into the Second World War.

  • Actually the idea that jews were greedy actually comes from the bible, and from some of the worlds first earliest texts. When people would go to the temples before Jesus should up the poorest people would give the most while the rich who were mostly jews would give the least. That is why most people have the concept that jews are greedy and stingy, and it has also been proven throughout history to be true.

  • Again not true, unless you have some fucked up pastafarin bible. Jews as it says in the Torah (which you didn't even fucking know about did you) are supposed to leave the corners of their farms untrimmed and unpicked so that those less fortunate than them selfs would still be able to have food to eat. Also There is a thing that Jews do called "Tzadacha" (this is the jewish word for charity if we didn't give it why would we have a word for it shithead).

  • actually the unfinished part is also to dedicate the destruction of the 2nd temple

  • The crop-growing thing started long before the temple was desroyed.

  • I never said you didn't give anything, you just give the least and notice you say untrimmed as in untaken care of, that is what you give is the parts that you don't want. Where as most honest religions practice that you give only the best pieces and as much as you can. Jewish people give what they don't want and only as little as possible. And notice I haven't called you a shithead or anything, such aggression on your part. Also the Torah is a joke just like the Koran

  • Not as in untaken care of, as in they leave the apples or peaches left on the tree. And uncut as in leting the wheat grow out. And as for the violant laguage you have just insulted TWO major religions. How can you expect people to not be upset. By the way any one religion cannot be "honest" the religion is not a person, do not characterize it as such. Even the Christians killed millions durring the crusades, just to earn more land, tell me whether or not that is greedy.

  • Hey, simmer down now.

  • dennimRabi I don't think anyone takes that as seriously as you do.

  • Have you ever met a Jew in your life. Probably not. Half-Jews don't count because it is a religion not a race so there can be no half of any religion. It would be like saying "I'm half Muslim" it doesn't work like that. Again if you have do they actually go to servaces? If not, they are not a Jew. They don't have to go often but they should go at least twice a year, for Yom-Kippur and Rosh-Hashanna. If they have meet these requirements and they still don't care, they are just ignorent S.O.B.s.

  • wow DennimRabit you really went overboard...and doesnt it say somewhere in the Torah that you should be forgiveful and tolerant, so why did u get all worked over a stupid little comment?

  • Doesn't say the same in whatever bible you use? Yet these people who don't know what they are talking about are being niether, instead they are wrongly accusing MY religion, not the people, of being a Nazi steriotype. Wouldn't that offend you if you were Jewish?

  • No its not you dumb fuck

  • Being Jewish is not a race because Jews do not share one common ancestry or biological distinction. People of many different races have become Jewish people over the years.

  • @y00cho0b

    you noob, you just copied and pasted from a website...shame on you

    and when people say "Jewish people" they normally refer to Semites, which includes Israelis, Arabs, etc.

  • hahahhaha you didnt graduate high school did you?

  • It's Jewdeism. And it is a religion, not a race. Or have you lived under a hole for your entire life?

  • I had a serious laugh over that 'Jewdeism' lol

  • I fail to see how this is amusing to you.

  • To answer your question, no i wouldn't be offended because it was said all in good humor. I doubt that he wanted to attack your religion, even though he basicly did. But your going to have to deal with it, for this is the world we live in today.

  • A world of freedom of speech, a world where one can say whatever he wants about another persons relegion. So don't get so angry over a little stupid comment. Remember "The one who laughs, lives last". So just laugh a little and make a stupid little comment that might and most likely offend someone else. lmao

  • Yes, you may say whatever you want about others religion, but often is the case where you should keep your opinions to yourself. And Yes I will have to deal with it. And again Yes I belive in freedom of speech. Yes he did insult me and every other Jew in the world even if they do not take offense as I have.

  • @DennimRabit wtf? shutup.

  • However if this freedom that we have earned as a people is abused in ways only to insult others, those who do this insulting should be recognized as for what they are. They are compensating for themselves to make them appear more popular by those of whom belive them or tring to divert our attention from the weakness of themselves by making others appear less than what they are. These slanderous cretens are nothing but bullies, trying to make up for their belived losses in the world.

  • Even though what you say is very true they still have the right to be ignorant people and say what they wish. As a wise man once said "I may not agree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it". So just chill, do some heavy breathing and go have fun

    - your friendly neighborhood spider man

    (i just finished watching spider man)

  • HAHAHA

    1:32 Amir says, "THESE ARE ALL MY COUSINS!"

  • I believe its a reference to lilo and stitch

  • Come do this in Australia! And more pin-point... Sydney, Australia!

  • HELLLLLZ YES!

  • FUCK YOU, go brisbane

  • I wonder, just out of curiousity is this a bunch of randoms for real, or just people at the office, because im curious why nobody got shit faced and gave amir a black eye, unless he just up front says, im going to a jerk, for the camera.

  • yeah that part was definitely planned.

    .. haha

  • damn pizza sounds good right now

  • "It's your mom"

    "WTF!"

    "You lie to me constantly"

    This was amazing!

  • ahahhaa "it's your mom"

  • wow, the big camera performs really well under ow light conditions.

    why the hell did they wait for so many people to come, don't the first few bunch want some good time instead of a mass crowd?

  • LOL!

  • if you can come to AZ!

  • Wow, your a faggot.

  • Do you know that people are allowed to practice whichever religion they choose? idiot

  • awesome comeback

  • thank you....?

  • its not a diaper, its a turban cuz his religion is Sikhism

  • come to phoenix!!!

  • lol ya that would pwn

  • come to seattle ;_;

  • I think Jeff saves the J&A series.

  • That looked like so much fun...

  • They were in Philly?! Shit!

  • too bad they were all in the east coast

    heres to arizona!

  • ya come to AZ!

  • It's your mom!

    What the fuck?!

  • should come to west coast like sacramento california :) would be aesome...instead of all east coast are you guys coming to west coast soon?

  • haha

  • the world is changing.

  • lol thats sad because it's actually 3.00 for a slice like that at my school...

  • After he said "it's your mom," I replayed the conversation, and it brought a whole new meaning into it...

  • hey i live in philly whoooooooooooooooooooooooo ok akward i know

  • lmfao!

    we should have a phone date....

    oh you want to talk to jake? here ya go.

    jake its your mom. xD

    give him 20! give him 40 and hell give me 20 later!

    GIVE HIM 40!!!!

    lmfao! xD

  • GOD DAMNIT GOOGLE VIDEO ADS FCK

  • just reload the page and the ad is gone

    works for me all the time

    saves 12 seconds of my life =D

  • lmao hey babe

    jake got a little too wild

  • Jake and Amir stole that "It's your mom" joke from Wild'nOut

  • when ever you see an ad at the beginning of a vid that means the people posting the vid put it on the video on purpose to make more money. so CH is a corporate sellout. :)

  • well i obviously didnt know there was free pizza!

    who in their right mind would pass up anything free! especially pizza! garsh