i am so annoyed about people people who talk about religon on youtube i mean if your an athiest then just keep it to yourself because its no different any other religon trying to convert people
No point in arguing about it. Really, what is the point? You can't entirely prove God, and you can't entirely disprove God, either. That's why they call it "faith." Even if God doesn't exist, the kind of good morals and lessons we learn from the Bible are priceless.
I always wonder why jew is a religion only for jewish~haha!like as if you're born in another family you'll definitely go to hell~don't you guys think it is selfish?Lalalaa~
o fuck, i didnt know they were gonna be in philly. and i always pass that fountain on my way to school. but its ok i woudnt of got there in time anyway.
What the fuck is wrong with your society where you can go around and use "Jew" as a discrimitory verb? You are as bad as any Nazi if you take stock in the antisemittic conception that us Jews are greedy self-centred bastereds. What the hell is wrong with you think ing it is so funny that millions of Jews had to die so that pricks like you could make fun of us. You have a sick perverted mind if you buy into that bullshit Nazi propaganda.
Crusades, Spanish Inquisition, and whatnot, I know.
But the idea that Jews were greedy was made because many Jews worked in banks and were reluctant to hand out minor loans that could not be repaid durring the end of World War One, Hitler used us as a scapegoat for Gremany's troubles. He then rose to power, Germany saw him as a visionary leader and followed him into the Second World War.
Actually the idea that jews were greedy actually comes from the bible, and from some of the worlds first earliest texts. When people would go to the temples before Jesus should up the poorest people would give the most while the rich who were mostly jews would give the least. That is why most people have the concept that jews are greedy and stingy, and it has also been proven throughout history to be true.
Again not true, unless you have some fucked up pastafarin bible. Jews as it says in the Torah (which you didn't even fucking know about did you) are supposed to leave the corners of their farms untrimmed and unpicked so that those less fortunate than them selfs would still be able to have food to eat. Also There is a thing that Jews do called "Tzadacha" (this is the jewish word for charity if we didn't give it why would we have a word for it shithead).
I never said you didn't give anything, you just give the least and notice you say untrimmed as in untaken care of, that is what you give is the parts that you don't want. Where as most honest religions practice that you give only the best pieces and as much as you can. Jewish people give what they don't want and only as little as possible. And notice I haven't called you a shithead or anything, such aggression on your part. Also the Torah is a joke just like the Koran
Not as in untaken care of, as in they leave the apples or peaches left on the tree. And uncut as in leting the wheat grow out. And as for the violant laguage you have just insulted TWO major religions. How can you expect people to not be upset. By the way any one religion cannot be "honest" the religion is not a person, do not characterize it as such. Even the Christians killed millions durring the crusades, just to earn more land, tell me whether or not that is greedy.
Have you ever met a Jew in your life. Probably not. Half-Jews don't count because it is a religion not a race so there can be no half of any religion. It would be like saying "I'm half Muslim" it doesn't work like that. Again if you have do they actually go to servaces? If not, they are not a Jew. They don't have to go often but they should go at least twice a year, for Yom-Kippur and Rosh-Hashanna. If they have meet these requirements and they still don't care, they are just ignorent S.O.B.s.
wow DennimRabit you really went overboard...and doesnt it say somewhere in the Torah that you should be forgiveful and tolerant, so why did u get all worked over a stupid little comment?
Doesn't say the same in whatever bible you use? Yet these people who don't know what they are talking about are being niether, instead they are wrongly accusing MY religion, not the people, of being a Nazi steriotype. Wouldn't that offend you if you were Jewish?
Being Jewish is not a race because Jews do not share one common ancestry or biological distinction. People of many different races have become Jewish people over the years.
To answer your question, no i wouldn't be offended because it was said all in good humor. I doubt that he wanted to attack your religion, even though he basicly did. But your going to have to deal with it, for this is the world we live in today.
A world of freedom of speech, a world where one can say whatever he wants about another persons relegion. So don't get so angry over a little stupid comment. Remember "The one who laughs, lives last". So just laugh a little and make a stupid little comment that might and most likely offend someone else. lmao
Yes, you may say whatever you want about others religion, but often is the case where you should keep your opinions to yourself. And Yes I will have to deal with it. And again Yes I belive in freedom of speech. Yes he did insult me and every other Jew in the world even if they do not take offense as I have.
However if this freedom that we have earned as a people is abused in ways only to insult others, those who do this insulting should be recognized as for what they are. They are compensating for themselves to make them appear more popular by those of whom belive them or tring to divert our attention from the weakness of themselves by making others appear less than what they are. These slanderous cretens are nothing but bullies, trying to make up for their belived losses in the world.
Even though what you say is very true they still have the right to be ignorant people and say what they wish. As a wise man once said "I may not agree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it". So just chill, do some heavy breathing and go have fun
I wonder, just out of curiousity is this a bunch of randoms for real, or just people at the office, because im curious why nobody got shit faced and gave amir a black eye, unless he just up front says, im going to a jerk, for the camera.
when ever you see an ad at the beginning of a vid that means the people posting the vid put it on the video on purpose to make more money. so CH is a corporate sellout. :)
they need to do this again
Slipdax 2 weeks ago
1:34 Amir those aren't your cousins.
THEY'RE GIRLS!!!! ಠ_ಠ
MixingzIt 2 weeks ago 2
its a shame im in england
MastaBlastaS99 5 months ago
i actualy laughed for like 10 mins at the beginning wen it was jakes mom. lmao rofl
GETTOCRACKONATOR 8 months ago
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snaredrummer222 9 months ago 5
oh, there's a a video under my video uploads to prove it. check it out and subscribe!
snaredrummer222 9 months ago 3
josh your such a dork...you were bragggging like hell lol
JenNotSnookie 6 months ago
Why didnt you come to Illinois???
abc123easyasme1 9 months ago
you should come to texas
willy5144 10 months ago
who wouldve thought collegehumor would make a GOOD sponsership video
eminemisinthemafia 10 months ago
"Its your mom"
"What the f**k?"
"What?"
Hahaha
That would've been so cool! Wish I lived in America ^_^
funkywizard0 1 year ago
punjabi guy ftw!!
Harman488 1 year ago
JUST KNOW this arim is 5/11 tall
Topthai23 1 year ago
#LOL
badkiller2 1 year ago
why does that guy have a 'tip-of-the-condom-shaped' hat-thing?
1:05
iDirtyDianaX 1 year ago
i thought amir was gonna end up talking to jakes answering machine then it was his mom evennn better
keppyyy 1 year ago
That's a lot of pizza. Wow. Loved the beginning, haha. "It's your mom."
leeflailmarch 1 year ago
Amir"its your mom" LMFAO
sk8kidsean 1 year ago
give me fourt!!!!!!
TIAN13308 2 years ago
thats some straight up comedy to my ears!
Uncl3FaKa 2 years ago
You're right - my love for J&A is strong enough to overcome a puddle.
shortsandsheep 2 years ago
lulllllllzzzzz
Snight101 2 years ago
it's ur mom hahaha
mattce988 2 years ago 5
bahahaha i wish u'd come here
AbsoluteMAL 2 years ago
the first guy that showed up is pretty cute ;-)
PurpleGrapeJuice 2 years ago
dude i live in philly
mcarlone5 2 years ago
i think these projects are an attempt to save twitter. and obviously to promote ford cars.
davet1515 2 years ago
kiss me deadly ftw!!!!
its the song amir is singing at 0:01
ronnyim12345 2 years ago 2
whoo! J&A ftw
koreanBA 2 years ago
for the wolf!!
rothkyl10 2 years ago
They better come to AZ, weather is great this year.
00D00 2 years ago
HAHAHA i love you guys!
babushkadoll223 2 years ago
College humor has lost all the humor.
MGNabomb 2 years ago
stop showing up in my subscriptions box!!!! like the 4th time
b22chris 2 years ago 2
me 2 omfg!!
pimpmyshoppingcart 2 years ago
i unsubscribed and it still shows up
titusbozga 2 years ago
hahahhaha You're cursed !
xD
-Mark
ZutiGufu 2 years ago
Stay on topic! The vid was great
mucmucvi 2 years ago
omg those fans r so lucky!!!!
PapperOrPlastic 2 years ago
It's your mom.
"what the F*@K!"
jacobpotter 2 years ago 2
stupid ads
soccerviet123 2 years ago
"... it's your mom"
CommanderTank2k 2 years ago
-laughs-
Bambamkaboozle 2 years ago
i am so annoyed about people people who talk about religon on youtube i mean if your an athiest then just keep it to yourself because its no different any other religon trying to convert people
onebrickwall 2 years ago
@onebrickwall because it is fun to see religious people's heads explode
TheMeatloaflover 1 year ago
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I swear if I met amir and he acted like that I would punch him...is it not enough that he's annoying in videos? I can't stand his "character" type
t3hsniper 2 years ago
That was scripted.
ioliteeyes 2 years ago
Sort of obvious...I'd still want to punch him anyways.
t3hsniper 2 years ago 2
@ iloiteeyes, just like every other episode of Jake and Amir?
OsiToast 2 years ago
Yes, exactly like every other episode of Jake and Amir.
ioliteeyes 2 years ago
haha i just had pizza too xD
missy192 2 years ago
the bible is for christians
BenCosford 2 years ago
GIVE THEM FORTY!!!!!!
Narutorule1qaz 2 years ago 2
Hahah
"It's your mom."
MissTues 2 years ago 3
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you guys should come to seattle!!!!!
dafilip94 2 years ago 2
damn now i feel like pizza..wait no its pineapple. lol
monokuruboo123 2 years ago 2
why the fuck are people talking about religion on a college humour video. fuck youtube is full of cunts some days.
Jackmyster99 2 years ago 34
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@Jackmyster99
Because god doesn't exist.
treytrey3 2 years ago
No point in arguing about it. Really, what is the point? You can't entirely prove God, and you can't entirely disprove God, either. That's why they call it "faith." Even if God doesn't exist, the kind of good morals and lessons we learn from the Bible are priceless.
pokerstud001 2 years ago 2
THANK YOU! Finally someone gets it =D
SoulSyster 2 years ago
The morals in the Bible aren't that good. Pretty bad, actually.
treytrey3 2 years ago
@treytrey3 examples?
not trying to get in a religion war
madcowdisguise 2 years ago
Yeah, like thou shalt not kill, or thou shalt not steal. Terrible.
pokerstud001 2 years ago
@ trey, you have nothing to back what you're saying. Be quiet.
OsiToast 2 years ago
@Jackmyster99 hey so is religion
FunnyJunkTV 7 months ago
wow the beginning, "it's your mom" rofl
BTAL1ama 2 years ago 47
@BTAL1ama way to ruin it for me! dick!
PochoElojo 1 month ago
Come to Tijuana =D
Chiisutsu 2 years ago
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I always wonder why jew is a religion only for jewish~haha!like as if you're born in another family you'll definitely go to hell~don't you guys think it is selfish?Lalalaa~
rendezoo3 2 years ago
A trip around the country, Virginia, Virginia, Virginia, Virginia, and Phillie. Cross-Country.
Datelesswonders 2 years ago
you could come to bs as, argentina, road trip :D
no, really
luwuhl 2 years ago
=[ wish i was there that day haha Love Park
BigBry87 2 years ago
come to denmark :P
Tehsty 2 years ago
Canada!!
soulshaker205 2 years ago 2
this is a really great idea. keep this shit up -- original.
Maxatracks 2 years ago
that is fucking crazy
kylesr 2 years ago
DAMMIT come to Texas!
pboisei 2 years ago 2
outside of the online video world, are you two (J&A) good friends or just co-workers?
jrsimeon02 2 years ago
when are you coming to asia? Specifically malaysia, specifically Kuala Lumpur, specifically the Petronas twin towers!
liflal 2 years ago 3
if only man
BLPunishment 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA...It's your mom..I was lmfao
scottdavenport 2 years ago
thats awesome
lil0ze 2 years ago
It's your mum. XD
joshcena33 2 years ago
DO THIS IN ENGLAND :D
someguy090 2 years ago
Is it just me, or is Amir getting better at math? He knows 2.50x2=5.00. Watch Jake and Amir: Eighty Cents. Same thing.
Phishparty 2 years ago 2
You guys almost had a mini rave there.... ha ha
toxicOrawr 2 years ago
life fail at 1:00
Karelazi 2 years ago
I'd pick a different colour patka. Navy blue, for instance.
gschjetne 2 years ago
Those people are so lucky to meet them
that would be so awesome
JackMcGuitar 2 years ago
how many times do you need to post this video??
MattAyroli 2 years ago
i like them,
but why are they so famous??
NabjeNaveloos 2 years ago
o fuck, i didnt know they were gonna be in philly. and i always pass that fountain on my way to school. but its ok i woudnt of got there in time anyway.
alfred87cron 2 years ago
LOL "you lie to me constantly..."
HAHAHA danggg that seemed like fun
KoRayInc 2 years ago
I'm hungry for pizza now.
Sasukhana 2 years ago
i was there... gave amir a high 5 while jake ate pizza! woot =p
soratimon17 2 years ago
give him 40!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rawmeister99 2 years ago
yeahhh the sikh guy was second!!!!
mohkam03 2 years ago
Your at fucking LOVE park! Damn...
THATKiiDCHASEE 2 years ago
I want pizza....
Zayney 2 years ago
amir is sooooo cute!!!!!<3
d1mplez1 2 years ago
hahaha i love the beginning. i never would've guessed that was going to happen.
"it's your mom"
RandomlyEpicFilms 2 years ago 4
OMG THERE I AM!
FLAVBLEND 2 years ago
I love the beginning
lazarus921 2 years ago
AHH!! My friend went there today!
BYOBPProductions 2 years ago
does amir ever break character... i think hes become so submerged in his part that hes stuck that way
FireUnderWater18 2 years ago 3
i honestly think hes retarded after watching the prank war videos
FireUnderWater18 2 years ago
WOW!!! LOL!!!!!
boobunny60 2 years ago
at 1:50 Amir actually did the math correctly
radeonjr1 2 years ago 3
I liked this one most. Made a giant pizza party in the cold by tweeting.
toonadict 2 years ago
ford paid them to do this for the promotion?
bigmullishome 2 years ago
amir tried to jew em lol...
lolll666 2 years ago
What the fuck is wrong with your society where you can go around and use "Jew" as a discrimitory verb? You are as bad as any Nazi if you take stock in the antisemittic conception that us Jews are greedy self-centred bastereds. What the hell is wrong with you think ing it is so funny that millions of Jews had to die so that pricks like you could make fun of us. You have a sick perverted mind if you buy into that bullshit Nazi propaganda.
DennimRabit 2 years ago
i believe the pricks made fun of you before wwI
willowtreephoto 2 years ago
Crusades, Spanish Inquisition, and whatnot, I know.
But the idea that Jews were greedy was made because many Jews worked in banks and were reluctant to hand out minor loans that could not be repaid durring the end of World War One, Hitler used us as a scapegoat for Gremany's troubles. He then rose to power, Germany saw him as a visionary leader and followed him into the Second World War.
DennimRabit 2 years ago
Actually the idea that jews were greedy actually comes from the bible, and from some of the worlds first earliest texts. When people would go to the temples before Jesus should up the poorest people would give the most while the rich who were mostly jews would give the least. That is why most people have the concept that jews are greedy and stingy, and it has also been proven throughout history to be true.
vincentstacy 2 years ago
Again not true, unless you have some fucked up pastafarin bible. Jews as it says in the Torah (which you didn't even fucking know about did you) are supposed to leave the corners of their farms untrimmed and unpicked so that those less fortunate than them selfs would still be able to have food to eat. Also There is a thing that Jews do called "Tzadacha" (this is the jewish word for charity if we didn't give it why would we have a word for it shithead).
DennimRabit 2 years ago
actually the unfinished part is also to dedicate the destruction of the 2nd temple
csoccerkid13 2 years ago
The crop-growing thing started long before the temple was desroyed.
DennimRabit 2 years ago
I never said you didn't give anything, you just give the least and notice you say untrimmed as in untaken care of, that is what you give is the parts that you don't want. Where as most honest religions practice that you give only the best pieces and as much as you can. Jewish people give what they don't want and only as little as possible. And notice I haven't called you a shithead or anything, such aggression on your part. Also the Torah is a joke just like the Koran
vincentstacy 2 years ago
Not as in untaken care of, as in they leave the apples or peaches left on the tree. And uncut as in leting the wheat grow out. And as for the violant laguage you have just insulted TWO major religions. How can you expect people to not be upset. By the way any one religion cannot be "honest" the religion is not a person, do not characterize it as such. Even the Christians killed millions durring the crusades, just to earn more land, tell me whether or not that is greedy.
DennimRabit 2 years ago
Hey, simmer down now.
Nadrealis 2 years ago
dennimRabi I don't think anyone takes that as seriously as you do.
WuTangKlanz 2 years ago
Have you ever met a Jew in your life. Probably not. Half-Jews don't count because it is a religion not a race so there can be no half of any religion. It would be like saying "I'm half Muslim" it doesn't work like that. Again if you have do they actually go to servaces? If not, they are not a Jew. They don't have to go often but they should go at least twice a year, for Yom-Kippur and Rosh-Hashanna. If they have meet these requirements and they still don't care, they are just ignorent S.O.B.s.
DennimRabit 2 years ago
wow DennimRabit you really went overboard...and doesnt it say somewhere in the Torah that you should be forgiveful and tolerant, so why did u get all worked over a stupid little comment?
darknessbringer 2 years ago
Doesn't say the same in whatever bible you use? Yet these people who don't know what they are talking about are being niether, instead they are wrongly accusing MY religion, not the people, of being a Nazi steriotype. Wouldn't that offend you if you were Jewish?
DennimRabit 2 years ago
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jewishs is a race u faggot
backstreetboyster 2 years ago
No its not you dumb fuck
imc4431 2 years ago
Being Jewish is not a race because Jews do not share one common ancestry or biological distinction. People of many different races have become Jewish people over the years.
y00cho0b 2 years ago
@y00cho0b
you noob, you just copied and pasted from a website...shame on you
and when people say "Jewish people" they normally refer to Semites, which includes Israelis, Arabs, etc.
Timmay123456789 2 years ago
hahahhaha you didnt graduate high school did you?
radio213 2 years ago
It's Jewdeism. And it is a religion, not a race. Or have you lived under a hole for your entire life?
DennimRabit 2 years ago
I had a serious laugh over that 'Jewdeism' lol
phailure4life 2 years ago
I fail to see how this is amusing to you.
DennimRabit 2 years ago
To answer your question, no i wouldn't be offended because it was said all in good humor. I doubt that he wanted to attack your religion, even though he basicly did. But your going to have to deal with it, for this is the world we live in today.
darknessbringer 2 years ago
A world of freedom of speech, a world where one can say whatever he wants about another persons relegion. So don't get so angry over a little stupid comment. Remember "The one who laughs, lives last". So just laugh a little and make a stupid little comment that might and most likely offend someone else. lmao
darknessbringer 2 years ago
Yes, you may say whatever you want about others religion, but often is the case where you should keep your opinions to yourself. And Yes I will have to deal with it. And again Yes I belive in freedom of speech. Yes he did insult me and every other Jew in the world even if they do not take offense as I have.
DennimRabit 2 years ago
@DennimRabit wtf? shutup.
cookiemonsterules 1 year ago
However if this freedom that we have earned as a people is abused in ways only to insult others, those who do this insulting should be recognized as for what they are. They are compensating for themselves to make them appear more popular by those of whom belive them or tring to divert our attention from the weakness of themselves by making others appear less than what they are. These slanderous cretens are nothing but bullies, trying to make up for their belived losses in the world.
DennimRabit 2 years ago
Even though what you say is very true they still have the right to be ignorant people and say what they wish. As a wise man once said "I may not agree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it". So just chill, do some heavy breathing and go have fun
- your friendly neighborhood spider man
(i just finished watching spider man)
darknessbringer 2 years ago 4
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When were you guys here?! D:
ToxicMindJunk 2 years ago
HAHAHA
1:32 Amir says, "THESE ARE ALL MY COUSINS!"
D4M3H0 2 years ago
I believe its a reference to lilo and stitch
DragonRomer 2 years ago
Come do this in Australia! And more pin-point... Sydney, Australia!
MCanusVIDEOS 2 years ago
HELLLLLZ YES!
MrTwiggyxX 2 years ago
FUCK YOU, go brisbane
cycoturkey101 2 years ago
I wonder, just out of curiousity is this a bunch of randoms for real, or just people at the office, because im curious why nobody got shit faced and gave amir a black eye, unless he just up front says, im going to a jerk, for the camera.
7900gtx512pwnege 2 years ago
yeah that part was definitely planned.
.. haha
clash382 2 years ago
damn pizza sounds good right now
MikeLe228 2 years ago
"It's your mom"
"WTF!"
"You lie to me constantly"
This was amazing!
kockgunner 2 years ago
ahahhaa "it's your mom"
liVebitt3rsw33t 2 years ago
wow, the big camera performs really well under ow light conditions.
why the hell did they wait for so many people to come, don't the first few bunch want some good time instead of a mass crowd?
billyandika3158 2 years ago
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Amir, you are amazing!!! Come to my channel and watch me scare the crap out of my girlfriend!!!
TheLuckyNumberKevin 2 years ago
LOL!
derekroolz 2 years ago
if you can come to AZ!
beccatheninja 2 years ago
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jconnor808 2 years ago
Wow, your a faggot.
BigestBos 2 years ago
Do you know that people are allowed to practice whichever religion they choose? idiot
XxiTZxKiM0ZxX 2 years ago
awesome comeback
jzl42 2 years ago
thank you....?
XxiTZxKiM0ZxX 2 years ago
its not a diaper, its a turban cuz his religion is Sikhism
aswesee 2 years ago
come to phoenix!!!
rascalmutt 2 years ago
lol ya that would pwn
nate252 2 years ago
come to seattle ;_;
javierenchina 2 years ago
I think Jeff saves the J&A series.
MeatLoafEnchilada 2 years ago
That looked like so much fun...
s13ge 2 years ago
They were in Philly?! Shit!
SikeGhostvale 2 years ago
too bad they were all in the east coast
heres to arizona!
xStormHawkx 2 years ago 3
ya come to AZ!
nate252 2 years ago
It's your mom!
What the fuck?!
GestapoAnon 2 years ago 3
should come to west coast like sacramento california :) would be aesome...instead of all east coast are you guys coming to west coast soon?
PureSkill900 2 years ago
haha
PureSkill900 2 years ago
the world is changing.
jezzej1979 2 years ago
lol thats sad because it's actually 3.00 for a slice like that at my school...
jshnaidz245 2 years ago
After he said "it's your mom," I replayed the conversation, and it brought a whole new meaning into it...
Mumblez5772 2 years ago
hey i live in philly whoooooooooooooooooooooooo ok akward i know
ancelet14 2 years ago
lmfao!
we should have a phone date....
oh you want to talk to jake? here ya go.
jake its your mom. xD
give him 20! give him 40 and hell give me 20 later!
GIVE HIM 40!!!!
lmfao! xD
Rubix031 2 years ago
GOD DAMNIT GOOGLE VIDEO ADS FCK
zach00attack 2 years ago
just reload the page and the ad is gone
works for me all the time
saves 12 seconds of my life =D
valor999 2 years ago 4
lmao hey babe
jake got a little too wild
CPoc12 2 years ago
Jake and Amir stole that "It's your mom" joke from Wild'nOut
Cvidsandproductions 2 years ago
when ever you see an ad at the beginning of a vid that means the people posting the vid put it on the video on purpose to make more money. so CH is a corporate sellout. :)
grungrung 2 years ago
well i obviously didnt know there was free pizza!
who in their right mind would pass up anything free! especially pizza! garsh
orangemania 2 years ago